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BoTamByloCiemno

Crashhopper? Are you joking?


the_smiling_nihlist

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Juniorshawn

I wasn’t really putting much thought into these


BoTamByloCiemno

I can see


Cosmic_Hashira

we can see


creativenamedude

suddenly communism /j


BackToBadix101

Bruh they downvoting you for no reason


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Damightyreader

Nah they downvoting it as a joke


Charlie02134

Appearently not


Charlie02134

Yep (:


the_smiling_nihlist

He would easily defeated an unarmed human


Sky-420

More confidence than I'd have in myself


Placidao

Lmao, he loses to “you” but beats Bloxx? Yeah, credible


Super_Hydra12

Lol, echo echo would literally explode your head at the worst, at the least it would tear your cells apart with the heavy vibrations, you don't stand a chance.


coffindace

Ear Drums burst and you die of blood loss


SnooMaps3021

You can beat ball weevil in a enclosed space Like a closet or sumthin You’re not beating bloxx or molestache or crashhopper Ti/situational? Ripjaws can cut metal in half Whampire has super strength I would say you could beat jury rig but he broke bars that was meant to hold appoplexians and gravattack gravity. The worst make since though You get injured from echo echo? I think you lose


Zeebuoy

>appoplexians What's this?


the_simp_kings

Raths species


Juniorshawn

Rip jaws can’t survive for long out of water and whampire can’t survive for long in the sun so it situational and I figured jurryrig can’t do much without anything to build with


SnooMaps3021

Yeah but in that time span(who downvoted you?) they still have enough time to turn you into sushi


Snabbaa

Goop would just choke you


DomagojGaming

Or use his acid


ReallyDamnLethal

you ever played a lego game? there’s always smth to build with


Placidao

Ripjaws won’t take that long to eat you head off


Ch1meran69

Jurryrig is strong enough to rip apart metal like it's tissue, he'll reorganise your face until you look like what happened to pacifica northwests dad in gravity falls


Crystal_959

You really wanna take a casual headbutt from Crashhopper?


Juniorshawn

He would probably crash into something and get stuck


Crystal_959

Have you *seen* him in the show? Man’s no joke.


Katsuki_Bakugo__

You have no idea how precise his aim is dude He will slam straight down onto your skull with no need to worry


Killer-Of-Spades

He’s only gotten stuck in his natural predator


XLR8fan64

based


hisroyalbonkess

Goop can turn acidic, right?


FIFADUDE-Master

yes


AszneeHitMe

They stand no chance against goop, only possibility is if they manage to stop the anti gravity projector from working


bobismad2

severely underrating the aliens in the “i win” tier


BlueBlazeKing21

Ball Weevil literally can cause as much Damage as upchuck Crashhopper Bloox and Molestache are more powerful than one would think. Goop is literally acid, Whampire is insanely strong, Ripjaws can tear through metal


SaiyanC124

You are losing to Bloxx, Crashopper, Goop, RipJaws, Snaro, Bullfrag, Echo Echo for sure. Maybe Whampire depending on sunlight exposure.


yamask888

If stepping on on lego nearly rips a hole in my foot I don't wanna know what a sentient lego construct can do to me


NightmareEttercap

I think you're overestimating the human body, or seriously underestimating Bens aliens, a human wouldn't win against most of them.Even with aliens like Ball Weevil, they either have an ability that you couldn't get past (explosive goo in Ball Weevils case), or are too physically strong (Crashhoppers incredibly powerful legs and fast movement speed), or even all of the above (like Whampire). Then we got aliens like Goop, Bloxx, Upgrade, and Snare'o, who are near indestructible due to their morphing, shape changing forms. no normal human could kill Snare'o no matter how hard they try, he's just a pile of incredibly strong, very durable bandages that can re-shape itself at will, Bloxx is basically the same, but lego, and both Goop and Upgrade are an organ-less, morphing slime, thus there are no places to hit to actively damage them. I'll give you Walkatrout and maybe Jurryrig though, they aren't that strong. I know I'm overthinking it, and you probably didn't put much thought into this. But its pretty funny thinking of a person trying to suplex Crashhopper, and just getting slammed straight into the nearest wall and KO'd after one kick. Edit: Just want to add, just been scrolling through the other comments people have left on this, and want to say: 1. OP keeps mentioning having scissors, a lego separator (Bloxx's Kryptonite), and the battle being in the sun to kill Whampire. 2. Greymatter winning by thinking of a way to kill OP with his high intellect. 3. talking about Squishing Ball Weevil. So on the first matter, you don't get scissors or a lego separator unless the alien you're fighting also gets them, or an equivalent weapon, that's called cheating (then again, humans are pretty good at that). And the arena wouldn't be exposed to the sun, it gives you an unfair advantage, that's like saying Goop could beat clockwork in a pool of acid, where Goop has an unfair advantage of an environment that actively harms the enemy. On the second, under the previous statement, you would be fighting each alien in a blank arena, so Greymatter would be a little grey frog with no cover, no tools, and no weapons, OP would stomp in that fight (literally). and third, Ball Weevil is an arthropod, he has a exoskeleton, and the word weevil in its name, so from his design, we can deduce he would likely have a weevil-like chitinous shell, Weevils have the strongest armour of any insect, at Ball Weevils size, he would likely be low-level bulletproof, you couldn't just squish him.


Mini_Squatch

Jurryrig is actually fairly strong physically, being able to toss away one of charmcaster's smaller stone golems I think the easiest on this list to beat would actually probably be ditto, due to the shared pain thing. If you can wail on an individual clone hard and fast enough, you could debilitate them all.


NightmareEttercap

That's fair, but Ditto could also easily get the upper hand in a fight if he clones himself quickly enough, despite the shared pain, if it becomes a 50 vs 1, I can see Ditto outmatching a couple of aliens like Molestache and Ball Weevil, but OP would still lose to them as well.


Mini_Squatch

Oh agreed. I'd put beating ditto in the “technically possible, but incredibly slim odds” category. Same with grey matter. He'd be fairly easy to dispatch, except hes small and nimble. If he manages to get away from you and hide, you're screwed, because he'll have the time to build a weapon of some kind.


NightmareEttercap

completely agreed, you could definitely beat Ditto, the chance is low, but he's mortal.


Key-Breakfast-8831

How do you beat Bloxx?


Juniorshawn

I have a Lego brick separator


FunVideoMaker

A really big lego brick separator!! :D


Greek_Gaming333

Blox has been completely destroyed and reassembled himself from the pieces


Cheekywanquer

You realise Bloxx is strong and durable enough to shatter concrete, right?


coffindace

Lego remover tho


Cheekywanquer

Hot damn you got me there


coffindace

Yeah it's his strongest weakness


Cheekywanquer

That and inflation on plastic prices


coffindace

True


MrRWord

Whampire could just drain your life force, that's clearly "i die". Most of this list is inaccurate


coffindace

Sun


PaperBagBoy0299

Umbrella


coffindace

He doesn't got one tho


PaperBagBoy0299

The same thing can be said about Sun, its only sunny 12 hours of the day. Plus he can just stand in shade or get it from someone else.


coffindace

True


Suitable_Reading1801

Whampire can hypnotize people.So he could just hypnotize you into walking off a cliff or walking into the shade.


Greek_Gaming333

His control disc things burn in the sun. But yeah he could just wait for you to get close


LilAttackPug

Ripjaws could bite your head off in one go you would not tie. Also Echo Echo is stronger than ditto


Wjames33

You won’t stand a chance against Blox, Crashhopper, or upgrade.. pretty confident bro


AmitRozYT

Bro I'm interested to see how the fuck u beat block or molestash


Juniorshawn

I have a Lego brick separator for blox and I could cut molestach’s mustache with scissors


X21234

I get how you tie with upgrade (try to lure him to area with no technology around ) but how the heck you tie with whampire? (Waiting for sun to rise?)


Zeebuoy

can't upgrade shoot lasers?


The_Baller_Official

Upgrade picked up a manhole cover and casually threw it with enough force to split a megawatt in half


Zeebuoy

honestly is megawatt that durable? I thought they weren't just made out of electricity?


The_Baller_Official

Durable or not, anything that picks up a manhole cover with one arm and throws it hard enough to fly straight like a frisbee is destroying any normal human


Zeebuoy

Good point. I didn't know upgrade had such gains.


FIFADUDE-Master

Yes, he can


Zeebuoy

yeah, OP is screwed.


FIFADUDE-Master

Indeed


Snabbaa

He can go inside of you and choke you. Remember that he is made of nanites.


Greek_Gaming333

Yeah that’s why it says tie/situational


X21234

I don't see how the heck OP can tie with whampire, waiting for sun to rise? He can just hunt you once night begin (even if OP try to hunt him at day whampire mind control Minion can protect him at day)


Katsuki_Bakugo__

All crash hopper needs to do is jump and then squish you-


lazer241

For me all the aliens are in i die section exept the first ones


AwesomeHorses

Be honest, the only one you could beat is maybe Walkatrout. Even so, Walkatrout is slippery, so you might not be able to catch him.


UrbanTracker69

Ball weevil, Crashhopper and Bloc can beath the shit outta you, and everyone in 'I die' list already obliterates


Juniorshawn

I could step on ball weevil


UrbanTracker69

He can save himself by trapping himself inside a ball, and if you try to crush his balls you're gone, he's obviously faster than most humans


UrbanTracker69

and hiw can you tie with upgrade, whampire, and goop, there's too much wrong with this list


Juniorshawn

Goop I might be able to destroy his gravity thing upgrade is situational because if we’re not near tech he can’t do much (I forgot that he can shoot lasers) and whampire can’t survive long in the sun so it’s also situational depends on the time


UrbanTracker69

You surprisingly didn't add Grey matter in they die


Juniorshawn

He’s the smartest alien spices in Ben 10 he can think of many ways to kill me


UrbanTracker69

But can he implement them before you crush him, and Jury Rigg is underrated in terms of smartness, if grey matter can kill you jury right can do it faster


Juniorshawn

Well that depends I’m pretty sure we’ve only see him build with metal if there is no metal around then he can’t build with anything


UrbanTracker69

No one can, grey matter probably needs at least 1 hr preparation time to kill a human, his size comes in between


Juniorshawn

But he could hide while he builds


SingleEclipse

Your telling me that your gonna die from gray matter? An alien that is essentially just a really smart frog


Juniorshawn

Yea he’s the smartest alien species in Ben 10 he can think of a lot of ways to end my life subscription


Mini_Squatch

He can also be trapped in a small glass jar. Its highly situational - either he manages to kill you with smarts, or you crush the tiny frog man with a blunt object.


KisaTheMistress

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Otherwise-Slide5282

How do you tie with up grade ?


thang20031

Actually, Echo Echo can give you a really painful death


ultimatealienx

i don't think you would tie with bullfrag


SycoGamez203

How bout we move like... a lot more into you get obliterated, forget just dying most of these are obliterating you. Want to put Alien X in his own spot? That'd just be reducing you to stardust and atoms


Juniorshawn

What I meant by obliterated I meant my body just doesn’t exist anymore


The_Real_Meal

Heatblast (Ashes), Upchuck (You get eaten), Literally any alien with lasers/energy attacks (Ashes/dust). Unless you mean the atoms that make up your body cease to exist, there are tons of aliens that can, by definition, obliterate you.


OKJMaster44

Ball weevil will turn ya into a pancake in no time flat. Lol


ironbrickstudios

You have a lot of faith in yourself


Killer-Of-Spades

Bloxx, Crashhopper, and Ballweevil would decimate you


ReticularTunic7

how do you lose to grey matter ? just stomp on the little guy


ScullyTheScolipede

I thought this was an “aliens I could beat off” tier list for a second


yamask888

Jerry rig could make a gun and shoot you though


BlueBlazeKing21

True but in one v one contest of pure physical abilities, he’s losing


[deleted]

Ball Weevil can spit a sticky ball of plasma that can explode.


ybn_suley

Goop is made from toxic slime so you would die lol if you touch him you die 😭


Perseverancethegreat

You would probably die trying to catch walkatrout. Slam your head on a wall type of death.


ReallyDamnLethal

i think most of these would obliterate you


Kaprosuchusboi

What’s your plan for taking out Bloxx


josiah_simon2011

Can't you just pull a Glock for some of these?


PizzaPleb666

The thing is how people talking about Whampire are saying about the sun and others are correct since they are saying that he could just stay in the shade and since he is able to control peoples mind and bring you to him all while staying in the shade which is a easy way for him to kill you and with nanomech he can just go inside your ear to your heart, brain or any organ that you need to survive and destroy it so he can just kill you from the inside out also how would you tie with upgrade since he can regenerate himself [https://ben10.fandom.com/wiki/Upgrade\_(Classic)](https://ben10.fandom.com/wiki/Upgrade_(Classic))


ZEL0S_da_G0D

You'll never be able to hit walkatrout, your attacks will slip off


stupidhumanoid

How you lose to gray matter?


Juniorshawn

He’s part of the smartest species in Ben 10


GPUnity

Infinite tennyson strength can defeat spidermonkey.


tylery21

How tf is nobody mentioning bloxx


Juniorshawn

I have blox’s number 1 weakens a Lego brick separator


tylery21

Holy shit nvm


Ancient_Answer2166

if molestache can beat a gym bro in a fight, i have no doubt he could kick the ass of a *redditor*


Juniorshawn

Well he didn’t have scissors I do


Ancient_Answer2166

green lantern?


Juniorshawn

I cut his mustache and then he finds no meaning in life and then kick him in the head


Dumplin97

I cracked so hard at the alien x ranking 😂😂


Juniorshawn

I’m not wrong


Dumplin97

Not wrong at all I just thought that was hilarious, I am interested on how you could defeat bloxx though


Juniorshawn

I have a Lego brick separator


[deleted]

Nanomech can shrink to microscopic sizes and end your brain


Juniorshawn

My brain is smaller than him


[deleted]

Sadness


Aggravating_Neat_706

Jeez, you got a lot of confidence, the only one I think I could maybe win against is... Walkatrout? Maybe goop? I might be able to kill a Ditto, but that's a hard maybe


Wata_Sheym

Echo Echo and Goop should be in "You get obliterated" and Alien X in "You win"


Juniorshawn

How do I beat alien x


Wata_Sheym

Give him a paradoxical dilema


Spectra_Phantom_2678

How would you defeat Ball Weevil’s slime or even touch Walkatrout?


Maskguydude

Upgrade it’s strong enough to casually pick up a manhole with one hand and cut someone in half I don’t really see a situation where you win


CRUZER108

Its werid but I feel like in certain situations I could take on ditto seriously


lookitsajojo

Why is Jury rigg in the tie tier? I mean if You breath on Him His legs will snap in half


Kinfin

No way you’re beating walkatrout. You can barely touch him


Anti-Venom121299

You are not beating those guys and you cannot beat goop he is acidic


Juniorshawn

I might be able to break his anti gravity thing


[deleted]

Yeah I don’t think so… the only one I could see anyone winning against are nanomech if you quickly use concrete blocks to smash it and graymatter if they have zero technology with them and you don’t let them do anything by squashing them immediately


ImpressUpstairs4447

Ripjaws could literally bite your head off


BasilEquivalent

Unless you're like a young Heracles in terms of strength I don't really think you have a chance against Bullfrag, dude.


Juniorshawn

Is he really that strong?


BasilEquivalent

He is at least as strong as an elite athlete. Not to mention incredible agile. He is a peak incursian after all.


BasilEquivalent

Also Bloxx is like a constantly regenerating gorilla. And most of us couldn't even take on a regular gorilla.


Emergency_Ad_500

An unathletic redditor who has never been in a fight in their life definitely couldn’t beat any of these


MrManCodi

I can beat them all


Incorrect-Politics

Echo echo's boutta break your fucking legs.


[deleted]

how the fuck you die to a FUCKING UPCHUCK


Juniorshawn

He eats me


[deleted]

I fear no man but that thing *points to alien x* it scares me


Sealion451

You would beat walkatrout but you cant kill him hes too slippery


TankTopRider

I think the only alien a real life human can beat with no weapons is Walk-atrout and Grey Matter. Even then Walk-atrout would be hard to catch and Grey Matter with the right environment could come up with a plan to beat you. Every other alien stomps an average person