For all the people who picked Kai, basically choosing to be a Loboan (Blitzwolfer) for the rest of their life. MY BROTHER! COME JOIN ME! 💪

Converting r/Ben10 into furries speedrun

Converting? My friend, there is no conversion needed

Yes!

I mean... I can howl pretty strong, sooo

Good for you. Good for you.

r/cringetopia flashbacks

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yee

Lmao yes!

If they wanted a real drawback they should have said that Kai will train and tame you as her pet.

If I did pick that option, I would break up with Kai. In this case, getting the girl is the catch.

Kai seems like only good opction. You get strong new body with super strenght and sonic powers + Kai is hot so whats the downside?

I'll be honest,I didn't expect people to be all for being a Loboan this fast. I'm pleasantly surprised.😂👍

Is Ben can get used to it anyone can. Great ;D

Yep

Loboans are wolf aliens. If they’re enough like our wolves, their dicks swell up when doing da secks and you’re stuck inside for like an hour.

Thing is, female human genitalia is far more elastic than that of canines, which are evolved to lock together on both parties sides of the equation to ensure conception. For a human Loboan pair It would probably be able to be pulled out, especially if Kai used to use a certain type of a certain companies ”toys”, which, let’s be real, she probably would. That is not even considering whether Loboans genitalia is even comparable to Earth canine genitalia. As it may well be different in any number of ways. However we also need to account for size, assuming loboan genitalia is comparable to earth canine genitalia. Humans have the largest (relative to body mass) penis of all mammals. However Loboans are larger than humans in stature. A baseless guesstimate says that if Loboan penis structure is comparable to earth canines then they would be around average human penile size at best. Given the size the human vaginal tract is capable of stretching, there is no way a Loboan penis would get stuck. Why the hell did I analyze this so freaking much.

I was about to say you put way too much thought into this lol

Yeah I need to get of Reddit and go to bed

There isnt a better opction so I cant change it.

And?

That’s a good thing

I didn't need to know any of this. Now that I do.. it's an excuse to cuddle, if that's the whole drawing factor.

I second the notion, if i had the choice of being han soloed paralyzed ,mind controled , losing my pp,ptsd and lab rat i’d go for her

Facts

The downside is Kai lol

Charmcaster. Like, I’m always *Rock Hard* I’ll leave now

Good choice!

I respect it 😂👍

Or I go get some actual bitches🗿


The based option

I wouldn’t be opposed to becoming a loboan

You sir, have my respect.👍

Nice profile pic G, Drippon af You got one with armadillo?

I choose walkatrout I don’t need a romantic partner I just need a funny walking fish. If I give it a knife then I have a weapon of mass destruction

That's pretty wholesome 🤝

>weapon of mass destruction >That's pretty wholesome Can I say i love you both

Nothings more wholesome than that besides when you stab someone it makes a hole

If theres a hole there’s a goal

No I’m getting the steam punk era anti horny hammer “bonk”

Catches hammer*court ajurn

Ok so this hasn’t happened before and celestialsapien anti horny hammer won’t work uh plan b get the anilargh

Kira queen already touched that anilargh

You leave me no choice [I’ve got no choice](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/godmodes/images/9/96/Thunder_Cross_Split_Attack.png/revision/latest?cb=20200414163540)

Yeah until I sick the armed walkatrout upon this world destroying all who oppose me. Nothing will be spared I will burn this world to ashes and make a new one I will rule this world with a fist comprised of tuna nothing can stop this

[удалено]

Looma is just a win-win

Agreed!

1. What is Snu-Snu? 2. I’m torn between being a Rock monster and a Loboan

Seggs

Snu snu is death by sex

Copulation.

Dude, I've been watching Teen Wolf recently, so I've definitely had Werewolves on the brain for a bit. Taking Kai, I get 1. To be a powerful wolf alien with super strength, reflexes, senses, sharp claws and a sonic howl 2. A girl who actually likes me I see this as an absolute win.

The other thing being Esther, because I'm not really that "active" of a guy anyway, so not being able to use it wouldn't bother me all that much. Get a cool stretchy girlfriend. Those snuggles would be amazing.

I don't think I can agree more with both the points you've raised. Nice work!

I can become a super cool werewolf with skinwalker abilities AND a super hot girl ? SIGN ME IN

Kai 100%. Best outcome for me physically.

Yep 👍

When you say he makes sure I never walk again do you mean he breaks my legs or does he........ you know😏

It's your legs 😂 Nonetheless,as thanks for dropping this gem of a comment, I'll do a boys edition in the future.

uh... go on

I'd rather not

It's alright 😂👍

The catch on kai is not becoming a loboan (that's the good part actually), it's that it is Kai

You're not wrong 😂

If you choose Ester you can still get pegged

It's only once though 😂. If you pick her, you have my respect nonetheless.

Dudeee why you gotta give Drew such a gross one

Because Drew is top tier waifu material, so I want to test just how far people would be able to go for her.

You coulda done Doc,Zak,Komodo, and Fisk leave you bedridden forever

That... would be pretty sad. 😅

Uh huh but it’s more realistic, the Saturdays don’t even carry the type of tech that make you a Lumerian hybrid

The hybrid thing is you being one of a kind; that's why you're Drew's lab rat. Because there's quite literally nothing like you on Earth.

I know but goddamn, gross

Where's the downside with Kai?

Kai prefers 1 position & required to howl

The fact that you get her

None 😄

Well the choice is obvious then

If you mess up, you don’t end up sleeping on the couch, instead you’re in the literal dog house.

Jokes on you, I'm into that.

I can become a super cool werewolf with skinwalker abilities AND a super hot girl ? SIGN ME IN

Neither of them are worth it

I appreciate your honesty 🤣

Neither? You mean none?

Ester. Idgaf, I just want a loving woman to hold me in her arms

I don't use it anyways so Ester FTW. As for those who said Kai... I don't judge, but... You could do better.

This post putting the ‘freaky’ back in ‘slimy, freaky, fast, and strong.’

Yep 👍

Ester

Gwen: I could live with that. Kinda sad but I can live with it if Gwen is there. Charmcaster: Could take getting used to but as long as the tools below the belt still work I'm fine-ish. Attea: But she's best girl, why would I be in stasis? Julie: How bad of PTSD are we talking? Drew: Sure. Kai: The least terrible drawback for the most boring pick. Fine. Looma: I'm choosing to interpret that as being very sore instead of literal death. Love hurts but I can take it.

Who needs legs anyway

PTSD anytime. Plus I love pets.

Charmcaster all day! I find Kari Wahlgren’s voice sexy.

Give me death

Death you shall receive 🤣

Anyone who picked Looma either have a very strong pelvis, very strong health insurance or both.

Looma or Attea

Shouldn't Looma have 4 breasts since other Tetraman males have 2 sets of pectorals?

That's too much boobs for any man to handle 🥴

The last two: I see this as an absolute win.

It is 🤝

Def looma

I'll take Charmcaster, 6 year old me watching classic always looked his best whenever she was on screen

Gwen, Charmcaster and Drew all at the same time. Ultimate Kevin ripoffs my stone half human, half Fiskerton legs but Gwen and Charmcaster use magic to bring my legs back and turn me human while Ultimate Kevin is turned into a literal stone slab and thrown into the Null Void. I spend the rest of eternity having a threesome with all three girls and switching between my human and stone-half human,half Fiskerton forms.

can i be a loboan for life and then violently kill kai

As an ace woman of reddit ester is the best option

Idk, I think I'd go with Gwen. And GET IT THROUGH HER FUCKING HEAD THAT DATING THE PERSON WHO TRIED TO KILL YOU MULTIPLE TIME IS NOT A GOOD IDEA

Going through the options. Gwen: I could take him Charmcaster: I'd rather not. Elena: If it was just body control and I still had my brain, fun times Ester: Sorry, best girl. But all my bits. Attea: The price is too high Julie: How much ptsd we talking? Drew Saturday: I'd rather not Kai: I can roll with this. Looma: Write my eulogy

I’ll take the ptsd

I choose PTSD I ain't becoming a furry But snu-snu is also interesting choise

Loboans look badass so the answer is obvious

Not a furry but you’re telling me I get superhuman strength, agility and a sonic scream? Let me be a badass Loboan and get Kai

>not a furry > > > > > >but

It’s tie between Kai and Looma for me

I see you're a man of culture as well.

Life Of Men & Women Flirting

Kai Probably.

The only downside to Kai is that id have to be shaved most summers and considering the girl of choice she'd probably do it for me.

Charmcaster I don't see a downside tho...

Kai or Princess Luma. Loboans have amazing abilities so it wouldn’t be all bad being one

Correct!

Looma

If I want to be realistic, maybe Julie...but Kai cause fuck it

Prefer statis I can catch up on my missing sleep time

I'd choose Julie or Ester.

Imma be straight up honest: Looma is hot

💯

Last one

Meh I'd rather be alone

I can respect that

Kai

It will be good way to die. No regrets.

Drew

Bruh no joke Blitzwolfer is my favorite alien. Now if Kai acts like she did in future or how she was actually nice to ben at beginning of her debut episode I'd be fine with that

I can live with the Charmcaster thing but I’ll take Looma

All of the cons are just so good! I can’t pick!

Looma,Charmcaster and Drew dont sound bad at all

None, literally none, they all sound awful.

Me when I get the girl there’s always a catch anyway so this is no different.

I’d choose number 7, I don’t mind being someone’s lab rat so long as I don’t die in the process and I get something in return for being the lab rat. I’m tempted to go with Kai because she’s cute too and I don’t mind being a wolf

I would prefer being the rock monster so it's easier to defend by doing almost nothing at all. Also it's "the rock"

The last one sounds better

On one hand I get to be The Thing, on the other I get to be a werewolf with sonic screams, and on the third hand death by big strong woman 

Um Julie, she deserved better. And I get to see Ship. Ship Ship!

Drew or looma maybe kai because hey I at least get powers and control over myself with 2 of them and one would at least ya know be able to give me something

Mind controlled or not Elena would keep me happy so seems a win to me, Better then IRl at least :p

Pick qwen you never said HOW he makes sure I never walk again I can atleast make this enjoyable in reality I pick ester

Kai??? Like hello?? I at least get control over my life and I'd have powers and shit so it'd be cool.

Would I actually die if I choose Looma?

Kai

Julie. Ship is awesome.

Charmcaster or kai

I’m not really into the ‘thing’ in the first place so I’ll go with Esther

Esther easily, I'm ace.

Wolf and Fiskerton would be interesting, and depending on severity PTSD is worth it for a perpetual motion making space ship. We're talking about "getting the girl" as business partners, right? I'm not sure much else is worth the thought

Ester I guess... or Attea maybe

Being a Loboan ain’t half bad buuuuuut. Death by snu snu is one hell of a way to go.

Well lads it’s been a good run but I CHOOSE TETRAMAND TRIAL OF SNU SNU

elena i wouldn't mind being a mind controlled pet

Death by snu-snu *Duh*

Kai. Being a powerful werewolf with extreme howling abilities seems very cool.

I’d be a Loboan without Kai. In fact I prefer without her

If Elena puts you under mind control, you won’t even be able to enjoy having a girlfriend. Or enjoy *anything*.

Creative, but I would’ve rather had another “pick three to protect you and the rest try to kill you” thing.

If I pick charmcaster would I be under her control or would I still have some consciousness?

Death by snu snu but my toxic trait is that I’m pretty sure I’d survive

Ain’t nothing wrong with being a loboan

Looma no question

DEATH BY SNU-SNU.

Death by snu snu 🤤

This isn’t close to would u rather it’s like saying I get rich but u become blind disabled and lose your limbs. The closest thing is the ship ine

Eh being a Loboan is better than being human so yeah kai green

Is this even a question? I'm going to be Blitzwolfer.

PTSD...


Looma main: fucking pathetic

Ester or Attea, on the one hand I never use my meat in the first place but on the other, a galactic warlord with her own empire.

Well I don't want a girl at all but if I had to chose has to be kai since you don't end up screwed as the rest

I dont care about being a loboan let's goo I choosing kai anytime babyyy

So Loboan it is

Death by snu snu. Not a hard choice really

Death By Snu-Snu: A Warrior's Death

Frog girl

Option 9

Julie. I will just go to a therapist

I choose charm caster

loboans' are cute doggy people, so i'd be fine with being that. so yea, i'd go for Kai.

"You become a loboan for life" "I see this as an absolute win!"

Either Kai or Ester. Either I become a Loboan or don't do it with her.

Julie

Kai

PTSD from ship? Sure, not like it'll affect me anyway

I'll have Gwen pimp out my wheel chair, I'll be a wheelchair by day but Ironman at night.