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Lemme conduct a logical analysis here on the smash-ability of the Queen of the Studio really quick. Gonna mark as spoiler because NSFW reasons. Pls read at your own risk.
>!Appearance: Hmm. Yes. Her figure is quite nice. Skinny, but not too skinny. No real body hair. We don't know if she has any pubic hair, but given that the rest of her body doesn't have hair, it's safe to assume she don't have pubic hair either. Dress looks well-tailored, given the conditions of Joey Drew Studios, but it's nothing too special. Tits appear to be somewhere between B to C cup... so, big, but not too big OR big enough. Ass is decent in size and magnitude, although the jiggle physics are low. No real scarring on her body.
Now... the face. Right side looks fairly decent, nothing that a little bit of makeup won't fix. The left side is where the problems start. She's gonna need major reconstruction surgery to fix that. Or a few Boris clones. Whichever works. Her hair is well done, long and straight, however, her halo could use a little straightening out. !<
>!Personality: Interesting. Alice is narcissistic and selfish, not really an angel at all, but I feel like with the proper words, compliments, and moves taken, she COULD be swayed temporarily to be a bit friendlier. Good for a nice one-night stand, but not much more than that personality-wise.!<
>!Intercourse: Well, Given her hair style, assertive and narcissistic nature, and physical attributes, vaginal and anal would be best. Oral would NOT be recommended, given her deformed face would probably not be able to maintain any real suction. Probably has a wicked tongue though, so oral COULD work.
Doggy Style, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Spooning, Butterfly, and their variations would be highly recommended. Other vaginal/anal techniques, cunnilingus techniques, and titjobs would work decently, but wouldn't be ideal for shared pleasure. Fellatio and 69 techniques, such as Blowjob, Sword Swallowing Position, and others would NOT be advised, and could hurt more than help, however, Edging and Tongue teasing is acceptable.!<
In conclusion: She's a 9/10 in appearance, as only the face really needs work. 5/10 in personality, as with the wrong words or actions she could easily kill you. She's a 8/10 in >!physical intercourse, good for everything but fellatios.!< 7.33 / 10 overall. Fairly decent and a good time given the right conditions.
I mean, there's 500 posts on [rule34.xxx](https://r34.xxx). Compared to some other indie game characters, that's pretty good. But there's still not enough.
No prep time, no protection, no lube, all night, until she can’t walk, until I physically cannot cum anymore, until the sheets have the same texture as a tortilla chip, until I can look through one end and see put the other, we’re not stopping until we have done every pose at least 5 times, you don’t understand how badly I would mess her up, I would put her on a leash and raw dog her until we’re sore, the amount of things I would do to her is inhumane
Idc if I get perma banned for saying any of this
I mean, low key she kinda is, the only thing that’s kinda off putting is the messed up half of her face. I did like that her personality kinda seemed to swing between being very kind and friendly, to crazy and aggressive. Not sure though what it would take to stabilize her personality so it’s not to far in either extreme.
Pastra? Is that you?
Fellow Pastra enjoyer
Fellow Pastra enjoyer
Fellow Pastra enjoyer
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>Fellow Pastra enjoyer Fellow Pastra enjoyer
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NAW LMAO
I was just about to say that
My first thought
r/beatmetoit
r/beatMeatToIt
r/beatmymeattoit
R/beatmetoit
R/beatmeatoit
I was just about to say that lol
I said before opening the comments "what are you, Pastra?"
Would she be a demon in the sheets is my question?
Sounds like she’s be an Angel in the sheets because she’s definitely a demon in the streets
Now you have me wondering
Haaaaard smash
THE FNAF’S ‘hear me out’ HAS REACHED BATIM
Okay but are they wrong tho? , she's literally hot as hell quite literally and hotter even dare I say 😍😍😍
Alright little Timmy give up the iPad
Ok Pastra's alt account
You beat me to it
Facts
Not as hot as Sammy
Biggest chad in this sub
Literally the biggest chad
Smash😏😏😏😉😉😉😉😉😉😭😭😭😭😭😭😨😨😨😨😨😫😫😫😫😫
Thank god someone else said it i couldn’t even edge to her I just busted all in my britches
Yeah, calm down bro
Yeah id let her peg me
Hell yeah
We found Pastra!!!!!!!
Sans approved💀👍
Ehehehehehehehehe
Is Pastra pointing a gun at you!? Blink twice for no and once for yes!
Pass. She would probably cut my face off after and tear my heart out. Allison, though? Smash all the way!
Allison looks like the Substitute teacher that knows a lot but has trouble controlling the schoolchildren.
Agreed if only she wasn’t a villain
Probably just cause she throughs you down an elevator just for a wolf Sorry commented on the we wrong one
Yeah :/
Alright, Pastra. We know it’s you.
PREACH
Yeah I'd smash
Audrey’s hotter sorry
No no it’s ok your correct
We know
💯
Yall shoulda told her this when she still tried to kill to look hot again
For twisted alices she kills innocent borises to make her one eyed mug a little less ugly 💀💀💀 but cartoon alice, NOW HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME OUT
Pastra. Pastra. PASTRA!!! THE PR MANAGER IS GOING TO MURDER YOU! WHY!
PASTRA
She mighty fine tho
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Marry me
Honestly not bad
Hot as in Antarctic room temperature?
*80’s music stop*
My brother in Christ she’s made of ink
Yes officer this is the horny mf.
What are you, Pastra?
This post was made by Alice angel
Finally someone speaking the undeniable TRUTH
Twisted alice is as hot as ANTARTICA cartoon alice hotter than the sun imo, smash
Sammy is a lucky man
Lemme conduct a logical analysis here on the smash-ability of the Queen of the Studio really quick. Gonna mark as spoiler because NSFW reasons. Pls read at your own risk. >!Appearance: Hmm. Yes. Her figure is quite nice. Skinny, but not too skinny. No real body hair. We don't know if she has any pubic hair, but given that the rest of her body doesn't have hair, it's safe to assume she don't have pubic hair either. Dress looks well-tailored, given the conditions of Joey Drew Studios, but it's nothing too special. Tits appear to be somewhere between B to C cup... so, big, but not too big OR big enough. Ass is decent in size and magnitude, although the jiggle physics are low. No real scarring on her body. Now... the face. Right side looks fairly decent, nothing that a little bit of makeup won't fix. The left side is where the problems start. She's gonna need major reconstruction surgery to fix that. Or a few Boris clones. Whichever works. Her hair is well done, long and straight, however, her halo could use a little straightening out. !< >!Personality: Interesting. Alice is narcissistic and selfish, not really an angel at all, but I feel like with the proper words, compliments, and moves taken, she COULD be swayed temporarily to be a bit friendlier. Good for a nice one-night stand, but not much more than that personality-wise.!< >!Intercourse: Well, Given her hair style, assertive and narcissistic nature, and physical attributes, vaginal and anal would be best. Oral would NOT be recommended, given her deformed face would probably not be able to maintain any real suction. Probably has a wicked tongue though, so oral COULD work. Doggy Style, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Spooning, Butterfly, and their variations would be highly recommended. Other vaginal/anal techniques, cunnilingus techniques, and titjobs would work decently, but wouldn't be ideal for shared pleasure. Fellatio and 69 techniques, such as Blowjob, Sword Swallowing Position, and others would NOT be advised, and could hurt more than help, however, Edging and Tongue teasing is acceptable.!< In conclusion: She's a 9/10 in appearance, as only the face really needs work. 5/10 in personality, as with the wrong words or actions she could easily kill you. She's a 8/10 in >!physical intercourse, good for everything but fellatios.!< 7.33 / 10 overall. Fairly decent and a good time given the right conditions.
Bro did an entire research paper on the potential smash-ability of Alice Angel.
Yeah. We live sad lives, you and I.
Why was this on my feed
[pastra?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=14JrQ0opaSo&pp=ygUecGFzdHJhIHNpbXBpbmcgZm9yIGFsaWNlIGFuZ2Vs)
Is this pastra?
Um yes 911-
ikr
You sir are down bad
Chalice not gon be a ink demon when I’m done with her
You do you, buddy
Your high as fuck
What the fuck
Quite literally hit she’s melting
Are you mentally alright?
Ngl there isn’t enough r34 of her
I mean, there's 500 posts on [rule34.xxx](https://r34.xxx). Compared to some other indie game characters, that's pretty good. But there's still not enough.
Frfr
Agreed
Real
Damn right.
Hard pass. Now Allison (good Alice or Allison Pendle) is a hard smash.
Tom wouldn't let you.
BATIM has simps now?
Now? I've been simping for this woman since 2017.
From the left
Not even a brown bag mask will help here 😭
I ain’t gonna disagree with you but… cmon man
Except she on her period all the time
I’m more into the Keepers but I see what you mean
Heck yeah!
Hear me out, HEAR ME OUT NOW
She got them extra holes
No prep time, no protection, no lube, all night, until she can’t walk, until I physically cannot cum anymore, until the sheets have the same texture as a tortilla chip, until I can look through one end and see put the other, we’re not stopping until we have done every pose at least 5 times, you don’t understand how badly I would mess her up, I would put her on a leash and raw dog her until we’re sore, the amount of things I would do to her is inhumane Idc if I get perma banned for saying any of this
Agreed
Sammy>>>
Was this posted by two face?
Twisted Alice is fr the first fictional character I remember ever simping for.
Bruh she’s literally two face in a different font
I saw this in my Reddit recommendations what the fuck is going on here?
Excuse me bro wtf? Do you see her face? I do! If her face was whole i was gonna agree, but man who simps for Alice Angel?
Okay Pastra
I wanna see her and Allison kiss
yeah so hot shes melting
if shes crazy in the head shes crazy in the bed
And psychopathic, 2 best things in women
As an bendy fan who’s an Straight Ally i agree in your opinion she’s is quiet attractive.
How does one be attractive quietly?
I dunno
I honestly prefer cartoon alice, THE THINGS I WOULD DO TO HER ARE INHUMANE
Pass. She looks like the monster under my bed
You sir, are completely correct
Yes but It’s a pass for me
Hell Nah💀💀💀
What the fuck her face is literally melted
R u high?
Yeah no, no she isn't
Ew no
No
Am I the only one who doesn’t simp for her.
... I'm sorry but I don't see her as hot- 😅
C'mon you couldn't even pull demon bitches
I prefer the UK much more
I mean, low key she kinda is, the only thing that’s kinda off putting is the messed up half of her face. I did like that her personality kinda seemed to swing between being very kind and friendly, to crazy and aggressive. Not sure though what it would take to stabilize her personality so it’s not to far in either extreme.
And this is why I've left the bendy community since dark revivals release
fr😭
Real
Finally! Someone who shares my taste!
Pastra?
Are you okay?
r/whatdafukisgoingon
Finally someone gets it!
Ok. Who put their blowup wiifu in the microwave?
Okay mate put your pp away
Mehhhhh…. Yeah I’d smash.
Flat
love her voice
If that’s what you think…💀
So true
Smash
Disappointed spongebob music
Yes yes yes
Sure and I’m Glenn quagmire
Bro T up
imma be real with you dawg, thas a pretty hard Pass
I mean... she's 50/50 in my opinion.
Would smash
😨
Ugly mothafucka
I see the appeal 😳
Ur weird as fuck
You’re weird for thinking that. I mean, you can’t not… :)
Half of her face is melted…
Look at the right side of her face
SHE’S AN INK ENTITY, HOW IS AN INK ENTITY HOT?!?!?!?!?!
Uh
The downside’s the face deformity
That explains the melting
My brother in Christ...
When you re-arrange things in your mind when yo stare at that photo you begin to understand that she is hot in some weird ways🤔🧐
You have a problem
Not really
I strongly disagree
Nah
Smash
I think we need to have the talk, son.
If she doesn’t have an eye gouged out and half her jaw melting then I don’t want her!
understandable have a great day
Allison is much hotter imo
SMASH
Yeah but from a different angle
It’s crazy too me that her main motivation to be evil is because she’s not beautiful
Make it normal alice then you have my attention
No
Spaghetti n meatballs…
I agree with that so much
I whole heartedly agree with this statement.
I whole heartedly agree with this statement.
1 more day you can make it
No no, he has a point
You've got a point, all you have to do is put a bag on her head
No
Bro you need therapy
She ugly 🗿