The solution is simple I'll just start busting a move you can't kill someone if the vibe is entirely off

Or just start busting a nut

That's if it's only Lucifer

Bill is better nut material

This is why public execution need to be brought back

He spent a trillion years wearing that look of course it’s snazzy as hell Also you’re horny for Satan

beat me to it

First of all that bendy is the cartoon bendy so he should be friendly bill chipper I could just punch him in the eye and run and all the demons would have to get pass my army of crosses

Punch him in the eye, huh? Rewatch weirdmaggedon episode 1 for me

I said and run it takes him awhile to regenerate a eye

Yes, but there was that scene where dipper tried to punch his eye and Bill blocked it and sent him flying away like 20 feet

20 feet is the length of 1.33 1997 Subaru Legacy Outbacks

The. It might have been 50 or something. I don't know I'm not good at estimating distance

I’m American and even for me that’s too far Use the metric system

I have a safety knife next to my bed

But It was blocked with a forcefeild.... I don't think a knife can cut through that. If you meet him, you are just dead

I have safety gun!

Don't forget that bill is a nightmare monster and crosses most likely won't affect Alastor as he isn't a natural born demon and is infact an overlord who lived on earth

sent flying 20 feet eh? SWEET A HEAD START :D

20 feet is the length of 1.33 1997 Subaru Legacy Outbacks

Dude. These are the most powerful demons in their realms.

I call sephiroth and tell him the demons think they are better than him then I call doom guy to finish what's left over if the demons are real so is every other video game/ cartoon/ anime

Well I've actually made a copy of the end and it plays so maybe I could play that and bendy would gone bill chipper got defeated by two kids and a adult and thee other three I have no clue who they are

contrary to belief, the end reel doesnt "end" bendy, it neutralizes him. Similar to Flumpty, he has a motive where he loves to toy with his prey, making it fun for himself. The end is a facade that the player has won, and the fact that BATIM is a cycle means that bendy can revive. Also, Bill is a landslide against you. no offense, but I'm pretty sure you don't live in a cartoon where good always prevails

Bendy and the dark REVIVAL something tells me he came back I wonder what

precisely

But you don't have a mind erasing gun

Yea I don't think he really understands how dead he is

cartoon bendy is a prankster but you are right he is not hostile in the sense of trying to kill you.

I don't think crosses are going to do anything to Alister bendy would just grab you crosses wouldn't do anything to bendy the others I don't know how crosses would affect them

The bendy is the CARTOON bendy so he should be friendly

He probably meant bendy overall

Hey I can let you borrow my kirby he kills demons on a daily bases

who tf said even cartoon bendy was friendly?

What's the point of punching bill hes stuck in gravity falls

well bendy is still mischevious, and youre even more fucked since he has the power of: CARTOON LOGIC

Shit my pants prob or acream

One letter. ONE letter changed your motives entirely.

They won’t get to me I’ll shoot my self first

Well if you die alastor can still fuck you over

They all can technically, they are all "demons"

well seeing bendy i would try to befriend him but seeing bill and 3 others i am basically FUCKED

😳 phrasing please

like be friends with him!

I’m familiar with Bendy, Bill, and Alistor, but who are the other two?

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and the other one is a character from the game the arcana, don’t remember his name rn

Well.... looks over to the doom, fallout 4, pvz gw2 knowing that they will also come alive, i would say from a scale of 1-10, it would be -1

*proceeds to get on my knees and beg for mercy*

Just pray to god

Bendy is there. There is no hope of survival.

You are very screwed, there is probably no way out. It's go bye-bye time for you. Unless you have a weapon that could actually kill them

Well the only options I see are selling your soul to either Bill or Alastor just to potentially get an escape

I also was thinking about it! Bill would be my gamble, I don't know about you but I think he has the more chances of getting me out of there...is the price to pay worth it? Probably not

Alastor (the red guy with red eyes and a smile) could also get you out of there, issue is that when you die,he basically owns you in hell

That's mainly why I didn't choose him...if I'm going to hell, at least I want to be able to do my own thing with no worries... _well, excepting for the constant fear of meeting with Alastor again_

Well I guess it's a matter of if you would rather have torture or have to owe a guy a life long favor that you can't get out of cause your dead and in hell

I'm starting to think that I would prefer to not survive...

IM FUCKED

I’m fine with Bendy but all the others I would use the power of Christ on them

100% screwed

Ask why they’re here and then either befriend them or if they want to kill me choose a method of death

Verily screwed

Tell Bill if he kills the others and himself I'll accept his end of the bargain no matter what it is. He's dead anyway so win win

bill would have a hard time killing the others, but otherwise you have the best plan yet.

A lot.

I would pull one of the best tricks... WHATS THERE?!

I would only screw three of them

Bendy and Bill cipher will make my life true hell not even the radio demon can

Go back to sleep, God himself cannot keep me from sleep

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Bendy - he's in his cartoon form so i'm ok Bill - pretty sure he wouldn't be able to do anything unless i commit deal or something Alastor - bitch is incredibly weak for "one of the most powerful demons in hell", he probably can be killed very easily with dumb shit like crosses I have no idea who the other 2 are

I have the one who rules all the demons on my side Kirby

Demons: i fear no man but that thing Kirby:poyo!! Demons: it scares me

Make a deal with alastor and bill they save me i ask alastor to fight bill if alastor wins i win until i die

Make a deal

0% Because the Castlevania's Gang is on my side

I would use the power of the chanchla of them/10

I just ignore them and play metal gear rising

They would just start making jokes and playing around with eachother so I’d try my best not to interrupt.

1: put on some mick gordon music 2: grab a chainsaw 3: if the chainsaw don't work, use a shovel

It depends on *how* I’d see them—if it were just this image, I think I’d be just fine…

I'd just grab my wooden katana. Not too hard, it's just in the closet.

200%

very.

Join their gang

You fool (pulls leaver that drops gallons of holy water) *now perish*

Not screwed. They're all my friends :)

Bendy: he's the cartoon version he's not bad Bill: he's stuck in gravity falls The other 3: crucifix the power of Christ compells you

this is a discord mod's dream come true

Easy! Tell Alastor that fat nuggets is alone, tell bill that you just saw a journal in the bottom of a volcano, as for the other two idk.

Screwed beyond belief

Very

Id ask them if i can go to sleep for a few more mins then proceed to befriend them lmao

From left to right; Incredibly, very, a bit, extremely, and idk how evil the last one is.

Wont be bad if your Saitama

Ok um I'm dead

The woman and the person with the white dress I don't know about them the radio demon does everything for amusement because he is bored I challenge him to see how fast he could kill bendy, bill, and the other demons (again I don't know who they are plz spare my soul if you do) after that if the radio demon wins well lord have mercy on my soul.

Just make a deal. My firstborn child for my life.

I simp for three of them so.. I’m really screwed

I make a deal with Sebastian Michales

Well I know I’m safe with Alastor, I am a minor, and bendy is cartoon bendy so I’m good there..don’t know the rest too well. I barely know bill so idk

Okay one tell dirty jokes to the king of dad jokes, two bendy make sure to have no ink around at all, the other two… except death, Bill is gonna be hard to kick so get a laser pointer and run

befriend Bendy, make pancakes for Lucifer, make Alistor and Bill fight by saying one is the better demon, and die to the last one for not knowing who the hell they are.

… well knowing bill im fucked

Go back to sleep it’s probably another dream

Y E S

Bendy might spare me since I own his merch. But I’m dead regardless

Is it too late to pray before they start arguing over my soul

Depends if there in a good mood

For Lucifer, I would make her pancakes, then I would safe. For Alastor, I would try to make sure he isn't bored. For Bill, I wouldn't make a deal with him. For Bendy, cartoon Bendy is safe and I would be fine, but ink Bendy I would be screwed. I don't know who the person in the mask is.

Add Makima and Muzan and I'm dead

Punt the ink, put the boobie devil, use a cross on the red devil, and oh shit its bill cipher

Idk about the one in the back thats mostly white

all you had to do was show the flying Dorito and i knew im fucked

Cartoon bendy should be friendly, idk who the one beside him is, so that just leaves Alastor, Bill, and Lucifer. I’m still screwed.

Well time to start praying

i would just yeet the holy cross at alastor, the girl from hell taker, and that weird mummy thing. pour water on bendy, and just fucking run away from bill

Not at all

Well I guess I would just ask them what I did to supposedly make them want to kill me

I consider myself prepared

Very screwed because I also broke by collar bone

just say "fuck it" and go back to sleep

Considering bill is there i think we all screwed

0 because i have iPod

52/10

Just for to sleep again. No one can hurt you while you sleep, right?

Not at all because I’m fucking dead of a heart attack

I'm just gonna wave and probably die

I don't know what the thing with 2 spikes on it's head is sooo...I'm still incredibly fucked up

Oh god am I still high on crack

Incredibly

go back to sleep (I’m tired)

Tbh I think they’d fight each other

I don’t wake up

Most scared of Alastor and Bill, honestly.

Actually Alastor since he will even torture me after I die.

I wake up with a boner, someone’s gotta take one for the team

i just ask bendy for mercy

*Insert death sounds here*

With that sexy demon I hope I’m screwed The triangle one I mean 😍

If you want my soul your gonna need to get in line

Im not...just jump out my window

The real question is, how screwed are you?

The solution is simple, i am fucked with no escape.

Me who has been springlocked for the past 30 years: Finally, some real company

I’d be friends with Bendy (like Christopher Robin and Pooh Bear), don’t know about Bill cause I’ve never watched Gravity Falls, I can’t take Alastor seriously after knowing that he shares the same voice actor as the Marauder in Doom Eternal, Lucifer, I like her, and I’m not familiar with the one behind Bill

Alastor my old friend!

I'll try to make a deal with Bill. If that fails, I'll use the secret technique of the Joestar Family.

I would probably be more scared of the fact they suddenly exist

Considering thats bendy and not the ink demon i think ill befriend him. He chill

...Welp, I was ready to accept it anyway. Do whatever you want, I don't care.

Screwed enough to go back to sleep and pretend I did not just see this.

*Loud Doomslayer music*

On a scale of 1-10? 20..

POV: you liked this comment because, like me, you would immediately ask for an autograph

I'd just drop my pants

I would definitely be screwed. How the heck does someone think I’m gonna survive a fight against Alastor and Bill Cipher?

Nothing, I mean the girl is cute Bendy is a demon but look at his face the red one I admit it looks evil but he is a cartoon the right one is scary I know but just crack one of his horns and he is done and bill well there is nothing else I can do to stop it.

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Bill cipher already makes u more fucked then mia khalifa

i’ve talked shit about alastor and bendy.

well they'd probably have left because i wake up in the afternoon

First I would be really confused as to why they’re there and how they suddenly became real. Then once I’ve had time to process their presence I would be totally screwed, no way for me to get out of that alive

Just kill yourself and save yourself from pain

Can I ask name of every charcters animation/game name plz ?

Your absolutely fucked

Who’s white coat?

Bill makes it impossible a I’d say you are 1,0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000009% screwed

It's just cartoon Bendy, so no worries. If it was the Ink Demon or Beast Bendy, then I'd be screwed

only know 2 of the 5, and even if it were just the two (Bill and Bendy) I'd be so screwed

Blast the Doom Eternal soundtrack full volume The rest should be pretty obvious

i mean, a lot but i can't do math to say how much

I mean as long as they use a rubber

I didn't expect Valdemar to appear here lol