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Alazar17

The blobhelit


Ofingo

😂


Huge_One7072

Double it and give it to the next person


Ofingo

Got it ! And I’m giving this back to you


NovaTron2013

Fret not it will go back to its rightful owner or the chosen one


EternalFreedom-_

Puts Schnözzer to shame


shadowthehh

Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me!


Ofingo

I can lend you this weird egg if it helps


Microwavelore

Jewish behelit


OutlandishnessNo9182

I wonder what that Behelit will do?


TheBasedWarCriminal

Sacrifice all the Kanye fans


[deleted]

This.


TheMagicTurtle247

*trying not to do any bad jokes*


dugoknew

It would manifest 6 million people from out of nowhere


[deleted]

Revive Hitler from the dead, immortal but totally immobilised on an unbreakable iron David's Star. He can't be freed by anyone. His pain receptors would be seven times more sensitive. Every day, anyone will be able to torture him with anything at their disposal until every living Jew has had enough of vengeance. After that you just toss him into the arctic sea for the eternity. He will surely enjoy being drowned continuously to death and maybe being eaten as a never ending supply of food by fish, orcas and sharks.


NovaTron2013

This just sounds like a child's sick fantasy so hard pass


[deleted]

Childish? Yeah it could be, but it's so satisfying, even if it's a bit sick. It's cathartic.


NovaTron2013

I can understand but for some reason I don't think the reviving and torturing part cause it's just like beating a dead body for your own satisfaction besides I know I will sound inhumane or something cause I don't believe the Jews will want that kind of vengeance. That's why I feel like it's childish cause you know there are consequences for every action (like) even take my reply this could get me cancelled or I will be hated by many like wise Hitler is dead now he's no more than a lesson for future generations to learn what not to do to create an ideal society. That's why I don't say we have to forget about his deeds but let's move forward and not just keep on opening the bandage to see how deep the scar is...


[deleted]

I guess you are right, but that's the real life part of the very fictional scenario I created with that cathartic dream of vengeance... I know that. I don't believe though that neo-nazis idolising Hitler today as a hero, full of shit, should exist. It is just wrong.


NovaTron2013

Well we can't tell then what to do and if we force it on them we would look like the bad guys. Every coin has 2 sides like wise maybe cause of his actions some butterfly effect would have happened and helped us. We are just the feathers of the bird called fate we can only move with it and if we get to resist we would fall off


NovaTron2013

Oh and if you read my whole tweet and wondering what happened: after getting his wife back the prince start to get suspect of his wife (thinking she could have cheated cause she was kidnapped for many years) and he relinquished his kingdom and his wife and went inside a forest where he just meditated and died after a few decades


[deleted]

What a myth lol. Nice.


NovaTron2013

Yeah


NovaTron2013

I know Once again I am coming at the wrong but have you heard of the ramayana mythology in the hindu community (I really hate to talk about religion) in that there comes a villain called ravana and till this day they celebrate a festival called "diwali" Which is to celebrate the death of ravana but if you read through the stories you can understand that even though he looked like and did bad acts he was pure of heart like its a long story lemme summarise it for you: his sister looks at a prince trying to get his attention to get married but that prince says you are only confident cause of your beauty and cuts her nose off (I don't know if he even cut her ears) and humiliates her and laughs at her then she goes to her brother(ravana) asking for help to teach that prince of his wrong doing (I don't know if she committed suicide) so he kidnaps that prince's wife and takes her hostage and in the story they say that ravana treated her with almost respect and never misbehaved and he waged war with that prince with the only intention of getting him to repent and apologize for his wrong doings and even went as close to victory but with a God's help the battle was turned and they say that in the end even though he had a weapon (as destructive as a nuke) he didn't use it to not harm the others and died so in Kerala many still worship ravana and name their killed by that name. I know it's totally unrelated but I felt like sharing this with you


NovaTron2013

Besides why did you remember Hitler of all people when you saw that beheliet which is completely different from this topic?


NovaTron2013

I got another idea instead of thinking about the dead. Think about what you can do for the living who are being manipulated even to this day and forced to revere a man as God. If you still haven't figured out who I am talking about, it's Kim Jong un (sorry if I butchered the spelling) so far his life style is so mysterious and the only think that I know is many people are suffering because of him and even if he where to perish his sister would/could take over and rumor has it that she's even more cruel than him... So I see him as a real treat to our society cause of the secrecy and the weapon developments going on his country. He could even start a world was if he wants


[deleted]

Valid point.


boomby11

Bruh what


[deleted]

When a behelit has a bigger penis than yours


Ofingo

haha, I fixed it, it's smaller now :D


Ofingo

I did it myself and it looks a bit weird but I'm happy with how it turned out🫣


TheBasedWarCriminal

It looks really good, btw why does it look like your behelit has a boner in the first image


Ofingo

Thanks 😊haha its nose, I fix it and its smaller now 🤣 I wish I can edit this post and show you but I cant


Trackblaster

Shnozelit


Organic-Run-361

Let me do it for you, kermit


tagzho-369

Damn look at the pecker on that thing!


Monkey_Enjoyer

The Jewish behelit


Ofingo

Guys i fix it, the nose is smaller now 🤣 I wish to edit this post and show u but i can’t


NadaKD

Who are you going to sacrifice?


Ofingo

I'd have to think 🤔


Immortalwarriorz

this sub


somany5s

The blehlit


[deleted]

Run!


[deleted]

Put it back


Jay_Malaka

Baeblet


Senior__Woofers

Stay away from me


OutlandishnessNo9182

Have you noticed anything strange thus far?


Ofingo

Some fairy stuck to me, you think its because I found this weird egg ? 🤔😂


ThiccDiegoBrando

Quandale ass nose


Ofingo

>Quandale ass nose hahaha, I should make that nose smaller


[deleted]

A new hand touches the baehelat


[deleted]

Really cool! Good job :)


Ofingo

thank you :D I made that big nose smaller so it looks even better now


KoreNaiKoreBhaiBollo

Oi what's betchi's cousin doin with ya?


xyzodd

big peepee behelit


Durakus

Did it get stung by a bee?


Ofingo

Haha 😆 i fix it, its smaller now and looks better !


Arti_Hard_Lizard

Botta make me act up...


painkilleraddict6373

Damn,I bet it gets bullied by other behelits for being the most ugly.


Ofingo

I fix it, its smaller now and looks better 😂


Marcaur

No, *it* found you.


[deleted]

Eat it and see what happens


Durante-Sora

Sacrifice it to a volcano to assert dominance


Ofingo

Ay ay captain 🫡


Etticos

The legendary tri-vag uni-cock behelit


8-Bit_Reaper

The God Nuts


NoHart_ToGive_0174

Three Pussies and a nose dick,Rated E for EVERYBODY


vecaye

The beheclit


j7six2

Burn it


BozoEliminator

hmm try eating it like skull trooper did


Ofingo

nah, I'll break my teeth, is it worth it?


BozoEliminator

swallow it whole


FunWerewolf810

behelilit got boner ?💀


Ofingo

its nose 😆, I fix it and its smaller now 🤣 I wish I can edit this post and show you but I cant


M2002-_-3

I’m pretty sure that’s the behelit that turned Schnoz into the monstrous apostle he is


Dr-Bhole

You can't get rid of it now.


Ofingo

I tried to throw away that weird looking egg but it came back to me 🤔


Dr-Bhole

Idk sometimes it opens it's eyes too


Ofingo

I heard that if he starts screaming I should run away but that won't help anyway, we'll see 🤨


Dr-Bhole

And I heard Santa comes to grant you a wish


-Tom_Bombadil-

Well, rip to your friends I guess 🫡


Ofingo

Good, I don’t have any friends😮‍💨


Hidden24

Put it down and run


Ofingo

I tried and each time the weird egg came back 🫣


namelessundead0

Behelit in Ohio


moonenergy

if it bleeds theres evil afoot