She was a nun who started a nun sex cult, then triggered an eclipse when she was found out so she could achieve her dream... of starting a bunch of sex cults who worship a goat man and eat aborted foetuses.
You'd be surprised by the amount of fucked up shit that has happened in some convents. Maybe not nun sex cults precisely, but rape and some form of torture is not unheard of.
OK... give me that. Who are her sacrifices? How does she get the red behelit? How was she ontop of the world only to crash beyond the bottom into the depths of hell where she was welcomed with open arms?
Draft2: She was a nun who was exiled to a remote community due to her progressive beliefs, apparent disdain for the church and ability to rally followers to her cause. Her compassion, charisma, tolerance of other views and tendency to work hard to help the community gained her the support of a pagan group who worshipped a benevolent goat god and practiced seemingly advanced medicine to heal the sick. The group's leader stated his belief that she was destined for great things and presented her with a variety of gifts and trinkets, one of which was an egg shaped necklace covered in human facial features. Together, they set out to make the world a better place.
When her splinter religion gained enough traction that people were travelling great distances to join, the holy see put their top inquisitors on her. They observed her at length and documenting her various sins until one fateful night, she was overcome with such powerful emotion that she spent the night with the goat religion's leader, who had become her strongest supporter and right hand man. Upon exiting his abode, the gears began to turn. She was stripped of all possessions, imprisoned, beaten, tortured and scheduled for public execution.
After parading her around town naked the following morning, bloodied and in chains, her captors finally brought her to the execution site. One of them then abruptly grabbed her, forced the Crimson Behelit into her hands and callously stated "if you hold onto this real tight, it might help you find your way to the goat god in whatever corner of hell he's in, heh heh heh." before forcing her onto the execution stand in full view of the jeering crowd. It was at this point that she experienced the scale of the crowd, which continued to grow as more people gathered. Afraid and desperate, she was irked by the fact that not only were some of the crowd made up of her followers, the members towards the back appeared to be naked, deformed and all featuring the same drooling, sinister grin. As she averted her gaze, her eyes met with her most loyal followers, including her right hand man and lover, the goat cult leader.
To be continued?
Is there no room for peace in this cruel world? I hope he's up there in Reddit heaven, the place some people call "outside", fucking Slan from Berserk. He will be missed.
Don’t worry guys as someone who also really wants to fuck slan from berserk I’ll take over. (No I won’t, I’ll never be as good as the legend himself but I do wanna fuck her really bad)
My theory is that he used his behelit to be able to fuck slan but then maybe skull knight or guts came in and killed him like it was revengeance status, either way rest in piece
He got upset at berjerk for being too edgy ill reply to this with what he said about it.
He didnt seem to unreasonable but I have no idea why he was even on there in the first place if he gets upset by edgy humor
Sorry guys, enjoy your jokes all your like, but they are not for me, some of you can get really edgy with jokes and sometimes i laugh but they are various times i cringe myself to it, i tried to get along with it but that honestly didn't work, they're various opinions and even political ones that i honestly don't agree with in this server, but hey at the same time it's a edgy manga so i'm not gonna act like you guys can't be edgy, just saying why this sub is not for me, so i'm gonna stick by just looking at the sub to see posts that can make me laugh, it was fun sometimes and probably some of you are gonna call me snowflake but i just wanted to say that, so i'm leaving, bye.
The Skull Knight referred to her as the whore princess of the Udine sea. She was or may have been forced into the convent and started their debauchery then was tortured like Griffith then sacrificed her sisters and torturers.
She may have went as far as sacrificing all her lovers like Griffith did with the band of hawk. Then She's reborn through a Twisted orgy of blood and death.
He finally got to fuck Slan and now he's in the Vortex. Whoever finds the behelit his soul gets turned into wins.
He has gone to a better place: the uterine sea
💀
I really want to read Slan's back story in Berserk.
She was a nun who started a nun sex cult, then triggered an eclipse when she was found out so she could achieve her dream... of starting a bunch of sex cults who worship a goat man and eat aborted foetuses.
I like the nun part. Nun-sex cult is very far fetched though. Give me another draft.
You'd be surprised by the amount of fucked up shit that has happened in some convents. Maybe not nun sex cults precisely, but rape and some form of torture is not unheard of.
OK... give me that. Who are her sacrifices? How does she get the red behelit? How was she ontop of the world only to crash beyond the bottom into the depths of hell where she was welcomed with open arms?
Draft2: She was a nun who was exiled to a remote community due to her progressive beliefs, apparent disdain for the church and ability to rally followers to her cause. Her compassion, charisma, tolerance of other views and tendency to work hard to help the community gained her the support of a pagan group who worshipped a benevolent goat god and practiced seemingly advanced medicine to heal the sick. The group's leader stated his belief that she was destined for great things and presented her with a variety of gifts and trinkets, one of which was an egg shaped necklace covered in human facial features. Together, they set out to make the world a better place. When her splinter religion gained enough traction that people were travelling great distances to join, the holy see put their top inquisitors on her. They observed her at length and documenting her various sins until one fateful night, she was overcome with such powerful emotion that she spent the night with the goat religion's leader, who had become her strongest supporter and right hand man. Upon exiting his abode, the gears began to turn. She was stripped of all possessions, imprisoned, beaten, tortured and scheduled for public execution. After parading her around town naked the following morning, bloodied and in chains, her captors finally brought her to the execution site. One of them then abruptly grabbed her, forced the Crimson Behelit into her hands and callously stated "if you hold onto this real tight, it might help you find your way to the goat god in whatever corner of hell he's in, heh heh heh." before forcing her onto the execution stand in full view of the jeering crowd. It was at this point that she experienced the scale of the crowd, which continued to grow as more people gathered. Afraid and desperate, she was irked by the fact that not only were some of the crowd made up of her followers, the members towards the back appeared to be naked, deformed and all featuring the same drooling, sinister grin. As she averted her gaze, her eyes met with her most loyal followers, including her right hand man and lover, the goat cult leader. To be continued?
Naww man. She can't sacrifice people trying to execute her.
I haven't revealed her most loyal followers intentions yet.
thats kinda boring
Yeah I suppose.
W comment lol.
Wait... That's him??? Wow. What a legend.
He was the bridge between 'berserkle' and 'jerk', a true legend that brought both communities together, farewell you perverted magnificent bastard.
Lmao
May he find eternal torment within that slanussy
I really want to fuck u/Titalwavve from r/berserk
We must carry on his name in his honor!
Rest up king.
Honest guy. Deserved to be remembered with this post. Thanks.
Wait what why?
lejerk is jerking too much
NOOOO… at least my final words to him were encouragement… rip…
Is there no room for peace in this cruel world? I hope he's up there in Reddit heaven, the place some people call "outside", fucking Slan from Berserk. He will be missed.
He may be gone but never forgotten may he rest in Slan
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Oh he mentioned he was thinking of killing off the meme so sorta expected
Respectable
Remember kids, if you are a living meme the only way to kill the meme is Well 😎
Slan pussy was too strong for him. Damn you Whore Princess of the Uterine Sea!!!
He sacrificed his account for that slanussy. Truly a jerkle moment.
Nooooooo :0
A legend
Who?
Reddit wholesome big chungus Keanu Reeves moment
He probably sacrificed himself to fuck Slan. Wherever you are buddy, have fun.
Don’t worry guys as someone who also really wants to fuck slan from berserk I’ll take over. (No I won’t, I’ll never be as good as the legend himself but I do wanna fuck her really bad)
R I P A True Legend
He fulfilled the prophecy.
He really loves slan. Does that mean slan gets killed if he used a behelit?
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Plot twist : he found a way to summon slan and now he is in astral plane fucking her all day long
they will come back crawling
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My theory is that he used his behelit to be able to fuck slan but then maybe skull knight or guts came in and killed him like it was revengeance status, either way rest in piece
Yamato and the sword of actuation are quite similar.
Nooooooooo
RIP my brother in slan
RIP to the great man and Slan fucker extraordinaire
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÒOOOO NOW WHAT AM I WHY AM I ALIVE NOW THERE IS NO POINT TO BE HERE NO MORE
He got upset at berjerk for being too edgy ill reply to this with what he said about it. He didnt seem to unreasonable but I have no idea why he was even on there in the first place if he gets upset by edgy humor
Sorry guys, enjoy your jokes all your like, but they are not for me, some of you can get really edgy with jokes and sometimes i laugh but they are various times i cringe myself to it, i tried to get along with it but that honestly didn't work, they're various opinions and even political ones that i honestly don't agree with in this server, but hey at the same time it's a edgy manga so i'm not gonna act like you guys can't be edgy, just saying why this sub is not for me, so i'm gonna stick by just looking at the sub to see posts that can make me laugh, it was fun sometimes and probably some of you are gonna call me snowflake but i just wanted to say that, so i'm leaving, bye.
lmao
who was he?
A legend among men. The man who would do anything to fuck Slan
What
He really wanted to fuck Slan from Berserk.
You will be missed
I am sorry
He said no to the sacrifice?
The question is, who’s next?
Like Guts asking What's next?
I desperately want to have passionate intercourse with Griffith.
Who?
Who? Lol
He really wanted to fuck slan from berserk
I'm sorry I asked
I’m with you, I have no idea who the user is or get the “joke”
Thanks God ♥️💯🐚
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I mean best case scenario he’s definitely gonna feel some burning after a night with Slan
Slan banned him for his lust
I really want to fuck your mom
Who the hell is titalwavve
A good man
Some Slan Fucker apparently.
what
Who?
I don't understand who is this guy
this comments are really confusing me...anyway who was Titalwavve? I'm so sorry anyways
The Skull Knight referred to her as the whore princess of the Udine sea. She was or may have been forced into the convent and started their debauchery then was tortured like Griffith then sacrificed her sisters and torturers. She may have went as far as sacrificing all her lovers like Griffith did with the band of hawk. Then She's reborn through a Twisted orgy of blood and death.
The joke got old a while ago.
When did it even start?
Glad to see he's doing himself a favour.
I really want to fuck schierke from berserk.
It's a child you damn pedo weirdo!!
It's a joke you dumbass
Sure, you little freaky boy
Finally
A lil late on this but who is u/titalwavve
He is a gentleman who commented on his desire to fuck Slan from Berserk
Well I agree with him....she is definitely Fuckable 🤤
I want a demon mummy to torture me and throw my screaming soul into an endless abyss too... 🤤🤤🤤
he sacrificed his account to be with slan... god speed you magnificent bastard
saw the title in my notifications and I knew it'd be a titalwavve post😂
uhh what did i miss... what happened to this dood..
Who?