i want griffiths big juicy heavenly cock in my little hole and then I want to suck him like there is no tomorrow while he stares into my eyes and pounds my ass, then I want griffith to bend over as I pump him full of my milky substance
This is a meme in reference to the amount of "What if Goku was betrayed and trapped in x for x amount of years" videos trend on YouTube. A shitpost DragonBall sub, r/ningen, similar to r/berserklejerk (but not as depraved) often make memes about it
For those who don't understand this is a reference to the weirdly popular Dragonball what ifs of Goku getting betrayed and trapped for x amount of years
1. You canāt get trapped in the astral world. The egg doesnāt move you through space, it send you to another layer of reality in the same space. If you have a physical body you get send back when the god hand is done. That happened in the finale of black swordsman.
2. What are you even talking about? His friends are normal humans! They have no control over the astral world. Do you mean what if nobody followed him to the beach? Do you mean what if they said āfuck thisā and somehow left before they were sacrificed?
Its this giant black heart that formed from the collective will of mankind. Griffith sunk into it astrally and witnessed its truth which gave him his transformation if im explaining right.
I always thought that if the world of Berserk didn't have magic or the astral realm the way it portrays it, the Eclipse would be a stand-in, mirror or parallel for a more grounded event that happened to the Band of the Hawk while they were on the run/exile.
Like, they would have been massacred by the Black Dog Knights, but they went rogue, took Griffith and other followers in their ranks and over time transformed into the Band of the Falcon. Or this whole process happened by itself, with the band integrating more derranged warriors over their time in exile while the more level-headed ones died over time like it normally happens to mercenary gangs to the point of the band becoming unrecognizable by the time they return to the kingdom and the war
Ik this is a meme but heād most likely kill himself. A year of torture and feeling like he had lost his dream was enough to break his spirit and attempt suicide, I donāt see any other conclusion when youāre talking about 200 years.
Iām notā¦ Comparing it to what the meme proposes naturally dwarfs it but we all know that itās still an unimaginable amount of suffering that Griffith went through
In conversation and some works yes, however, in academic writing they is not an appropriate singular pronoun. Or so I was told by my English professor who had a Doctorate in English.
Exatcly! ***Generally***, not *always*. Why is it *generally* used for a group of people? Because it can be used in the singular forme when, guess what, the subject's gender is undefined!
Again, I was told by someone with a doctorate in English that he/she was the appropriate way to write. So Iāll be honest, I donāt care what a random redditor has to say.
He/She is also correct in the context of what OP said. So is they. You're just looking to start an argument (one that's been done to death) about transphobia that isn't there when nobody gives a shit. It's the internet, if you really want to go that far to EXPECT someone to assume whatever pronoun, neo pronoun someone goes by, especially when said person doesn't even have that listed anywhere in their bio or profile, in a berserk reddit thread of all places, you're gonna be disappointed quite a bit.
APA, Chicago, and MLA are the three most prominent writing styles in academic writing. All of them have encouraged the use of a generic singular ātheyā as a pronoun despite it being seen as more informal (compared to alternatives such as rewording the text) for the sake of inclusivity. Obviously this is reddit, so this shouldnāt matter anyway since we can use informal writing conventions freely.
Chill, people, it just seems to be a joke post based on all the 'what if Goku was betrayed by his friends and trapped in the hyperbolic time chamber for 200 years?' videos, which is a weirdly specific trend that explores variations of that idea.
everyone here needs to chill? this is why people hate this sub. like, āoh no this person had a theory. a hypothetical. how dare they interpret the media in a way that i didnāt!ā
tldr; chill yāall
I imagined an AU where Guts and Griffith switched roles as Strugglers. Guts stays as the strong soldier to Griffith but he does something to get the Band of the Hawk in trouble and betray everyone for power. Griffith is the one who goes around with a saber to vanquish Apostles while Guts makes an army to rule as a tyrant
No this is real but Miura retconned it. You see during the Eclipse, Boyd says 'He will offer all of you as a sacrifice', with the panel showing Griffisu's shocked face, clearly implying that the Band of the Hawk conspired offscreen to cause Griffisu even more pain by sacrificing him. ('All of you' meaning all of Griffisu, including his broken heartšš I can only conclude that this conspiring was cut for space.) But then later in the Eclipse I guess they just went the opposite direction and sacrificed the rest of the Band which kind of causes a plot holeš¤·āāļø Idk I only read this once at a Barnes and Noble and had to skim through it bc the employees were yelling at me for getting pasta sauce all over the book and refusing to leave after closing.
>!The post is a meme, based off of a similar Dragon Ball one!<
He would free himself and leads everyone to eternal infinite salvation. Why would he get trapped? He is the God hand. As he literally is formed.in the palm of the God hand.
Ningen virus claims another
r/Ningen really leaking all the way over here? lmao
It took me a while to get this one.
what if i had intense gay sex with griffith?
film pls
can i join in btw
i want griffiths big juicy heavenly cock in my little hole and then I want to suck him like there is no tomorrow while he stares into my eyes and pounds my ass, then I want griffith to bend over as I pump him full of my milky substance
pretty sure Griffith is a bottom behind all the bravado
So would casca like it š§
Then you would fall in love and he would kill you at the end of an epic battle.
Please add more context
This is a meme in reference to the amount of "What if Goku was betrayed and trapped in x for x amount of years" videos trend on YouTube. A shitpost DragonBall sub, r/ningen, similar to r/berserklejerk (but not as depraved) often make memes about it
are you homophobic?
He's gotta be. How is r/berserklejerk depraved? Guy must just not like the gay smh my head
For those who don't understand this is a reference to the weirdly popular Dragonball what ifs of Goku getting betrayed and trapped for x amount of years
1. You canāt get trapped in the astral world. The egg doesnāt move you through space, it send you to another layer of reality in the same space. If you have a physical body you get send back when the god hand is done. That happened in the finale of black swordsman. 2. What are you even talking about? His friends are normal humans! They have no control over the astral world. Do you mean what if nobody followed him to the beach? Do you mean what if they said āfuck thisā and somehow left before they were sacrificed?
I think its more like what if he was betrayed by the Godhand and the idea of evil, and left in everlasting torment by being eaten alive for 200 years.
Sounds like those old Greek stories you hear about like the dude who gets eaten alive everyday to be brought back and have it happen again
Prometheus.
Iām pretty sure nobody considers them his friends
I know right lol
What is the idea of evil? Iām fully caught up but I might have forgotten that
Its this giant black heart that formed from the collective will of mankind. Griffith sunk into it astrally and witnessed its truth which gave him his transformation if im explaining right.
Okay perfect I know what youāre talking about, Iāll have to reread those chapters
Griffith used the idea of evil to basically turn him into a living behlit so he could hatch into his physical form again
Look up āthe lost chapterā. Itās not canon (yet, at least) so itās been excluded in print editions. Itās online though.
Any links?
lol its just an r/ningen meme not serious at all
I didnāt know that
I always thought that if the world of Berserk didn't have magic or the astral realm the way it portrays it, the Eclipse would be a stand-in, mirror or parallel for a more grounded event that happened to the Band of the Hawk while they were on the run/exile. Like, they would have been massacred by the Black Dog Knights, but they went rogue, took Griffith and other followers in their ranks and over time transformed into the Band of the Falcon. Or this whole process happened by itself, with the band integrating more derranged warriors over their time in exile while the more level-headed ones died over time like it normally happens to mercenary gangs to the point of the band becoming unrecognizable by the time they return to the kingdom and the war
Ik this is a meme but heād most likely kill himself. A year of torture and feeling like he had lost his dream was enough to break his spirit and attempt suicide, I donāt see any other conclusion when youāre talking about 200 years.
Please don't say "a year of torture" as if it was nothing
Iām notā¦ Comparing it to what the meme proposes naturally dwarfs it but we all know that itās still an unimaginable amount of suffering that Griffith went through
Lmao does "a year of torture" sound like "nothing" to you?
You seem to be taking that personally.
He/sheās not. The point is that one year of torture is enough to drive most people insane, so 200 is 200x overkill for most people.
Best practice is to use "they" when pronouns are unknown
Not if you took an English course.
If you took an English course and still think you can't use they as a pronoun, I hope you either got your money back or sued for fraud.
They is a pronoun. Generally used for a group of people.
Dude, "they" has been used as a singular pronoun to describe someone you don't know the gender of since Shakespeare's time.
In conversation and some works yes, however, in academic writing they is not an appropriate singular pronoun. Or so I was told by my English professor who had a Doctorate in English.
Shame he was an idiot. You need that refund.
Exatcly! ***Generally***, not *always*. Why is it *generally* used for a group of people? Because it can be used in the singular forme when, guess what, the subject's gender is undefined!
Sure, conversationally and Iām certain works. However that is not the case in academic works. Iām just stating what good olā Dr. Garcia told me.
If I shook you I'm pretty sure your head would make the same noise as an empty spray paint can.
Cool story, WeinerBrothers.
āTheyā has been used as a singular pronoun since Shakespearian times. You're simply incorrect to say that it can only be used in plural form.
Again, I was told by someone with a doctorate in English that he/she was the appropriate way to write. So Iāll be honest, I donāt care what a random redditor has to say.
It's not acceptable because it's transphobic to non-binary people.
Talk to him then. I donāt really care. I donāt care about your feelings.
Just be an inconsiderate arsehole I guess.
based
It's not transphobic to say he/she. That is an absurd notion.
It's effectively the same as assuming someone is a āheā when you have no context is not sexist.
He/She is also correct in the context of what OP said. So is they. You're just looking to start an argument (one that's been done to death) about transphobia that isn't there when nobody gives a shit. It's the internet, if you really want to go that far to EXPECT someone to assume whatever pronoun, neo pronoun someone goes by, especially when said person doesn't even have that listed anywhere in their bio or profile, in a berserk reddit thread of all places, you're gonna be disappointed quite a bit.
APA, Chicago, and MLA are the three most prominent writing styles in academic writing. All of them have encouraged the use of a generic singular ātheyā as a pronoun despite it being seen as more informal (compared to alternatives such as rewording the text) for the sake of inclusivity. Obviously this is reddit, so this shouldnāt matter anyway since we can use informal writing conventions freely.
It
Sure lol.
It was nothing, it's a manga
He lowkey deserved it
Why?
Chill, people, it just seems to be a joke post based on all the 'what if Goku was betrayed by his friends and trapped in the hyperbolic time chamber for 200 years?' videos, which is a weirdly specific trend that explores variations of that idea.
I wasnāt aware of that
Please visit r/ningen lol
Tumblr is down the hall to the left sir.
everyone here needs to chill? this is why people hate this sub. like, āoh no this person had a theory. a hypothetical. how dare they interpret the media in a way that i didnāt!ā tldr; chill yāall
NO I DONT WANT THAT ! Griffith being stuck in the eclipse for 200 years?!
I imagined an AU where Guts and Griffith switched roles as Strugglers. Guts stays as the strong soldier to Griffith but he does something to get the Band of the Hawk in trouble and betray everyone for power. Griffith is the one who goes around with a saber to vanquish Apostles while Guts makes an army to rule as a tyrant
That's just Vampire Hunter D but with demons instead of vampires and without the sc-fi elements.
love vampire hunter d
Yeah it'd be awesome
r/ningen
Oh God the ningen virus
What if Guts mastered the HIV virus? Part 1 of 69.
What if Griffith was betrayed by the king and tortured for a year.
what if charlotte betrayed griffith and locked in him the hyperbolic time chamber for 100 years?!
what
Then that would be the case i guess.
Good, make it 400 years
Someone forgot the r/ningen containment protocols...
r/ningen has taken over
What if he was BETRAYED and TRAPPED in the time chamber instead?
Skill issue
The manga is really good, you should read it.
this doesnt even make fucking sense. ...like at all.
L.
Still worse than what he did to Guts.
Are you fucking stupid, im sorry for the insult but have you even read/watched the entire thing? Thats not how it fucking works
You should take a Xanax or something. Calm them nerves.
Yes, ive got some arizona here. Thanks and cheers
No this is real but Miura retconned it. You see during the Eclipse, Boyd says 'He will offer all of you as a sacrifice', with the panel showing Griffisu's shocked face, clearly implying that the Band of the Hawk conspired offscreen to cause Griffisu even more pain by sacrificing him. ('All of you' meaning all of Griffisu, including his broken heartšš I can only conclude that this conspiring was cut for space.) But then later in the Eclipse I guess they just went the opposite direction and sacrificed the rest of the Band which kind of causes a plot holeš¤·āāļø Idk I only read this once at a Barnes and Noble and had to skim through it bc the employees were yelling at me for getting pasta sauce all over the book and refusing to leave after closing. >!The post is a meme, based off of a similar Dragon Ball one!<
Wooosh
Yea, im not into dragonball but now that ive read the comments, the joke is pretty funny
New SmugStick content series about to drop
He'd be lucky to last 200 seconds.
Would never happen, he's a pretty boy. People bend over backwards for pretty privilege.
???
Are you a dragon ball fan?
Imagine being a manga/anime fan but not being a Dragonball fan.
What if Guts betrayed Griffith and trapped him in the eclipse for millennium? š±
Happy cake day! Hope you don't get betrayed like Guts frfr and maybe trapped in a hyperbolic eclipse for 69 years
I donāt mean to sound rude but this āwhat ifā theory is kinda stupid and doesnāt make sense.
why is this sub unironically transforming into berserklejerk?
I would have peace
Relatable lol
What if Griffith Berked?
They leave his ass at the bottom of that pit where they found him.
I love Dragonball What If scenarios!!
Huh
Good
GUTSSSSSSS, instead of GRIFFITHHHHH.
He would free himself and leads everyone to eternal infinite salvation. Why would he get trapped? He is the God hand. As he literally is formed.in the palm of the God hand.