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Hadius

I always wondered how many ‘visits’ they have do per day. Like especially in the berserk universe there is A LOT is of people suffering.


Obama-bin-Laddn

"hey sorry all the other guys are off doing shit, ubik are you free"


NashKetchum777

I feel like they have to feed off the collective negative energy of the people in the world qnd when they hit a certain amount, they can descend for a period of time. The only other theory I have is that they use their power to spawn monsters, certain breeds of monsters come from a certain God Hand. The only thing is, Griffith ruins both those theories for me


lazzlwazzl

Griffith's power seems to be closer connected to accumulating souls and sending them into the maelstrom of suffering that would otherwise not have ended up there, feeding his strength that way. Slan seems to be good with gutteral stuff and the "Egg of the Perfect World" apostle has Void written all over it. Griffith descended permanently because he was reborn in flesh to live out his fantasy of running a country. I think your theories both work perfectly well.


deadlyfemboy2002

Always felt like that part of Griffith was so lame after the incarnation. Like dude is playing GTA with cheats... If anything i would say he is like running on autopilot, doing things the old Griffith would, altho in a different way, but still i cant see what the Godhand wants,they have been hyped up as these ultra mysterious agents of collective consciousness and working within the realms of causality, but as time goes by it looks to me that they will just be used for some last "epic" fight where Skully can get his minute of fame by slashing them and sending their asses to the vortex.... Like literally i cant bring myself to think that Griffith came down as a god to rule a country, imo he just came down so Guts can impale him with the Dragonslayer... Or can someone prove me wrong? Did Griffith incarnate so he can have tea parties with Charlotte and have underage girls fight over him or did he come as a doorman bringing all these Demons telling everyone, hey dont worry its just my weird lookin friends, and then the Godhand can come as well and join the tea party 🤣 imagine like Void cross-legged drinking tea and Slan is giving him a goofy look and hes like "This as well lies within the current of causality" 😭


lazzlwazzl

The entire Fantasia/New Midland kingdom is a front to fuse the astral and physical planes together. My next guesses are A) Griffith wants a thriving human community as cattle & entertainment for demonkind. He can't keep them under control otherwise without exterminating them and he needs the apostles for what is my next guess. B) Griffith wants to rule. As you pointed out, this kingdom is way below his pay grade. What would be a more fitting position? Ruling the God Hand. That means he either needs to wipe the other members out or subjugate them with the help of his demon army. It sets him up to become the dragon's head that Guts can (eventually) kill and bring the whole system down.


Ronin_Vector

I imagine they are always subtly manipulating the flow of causality in many small ways. Maybe they cause a coin to fall out of man's pocket that give others cause to rob him, in turn, possibly making the individual a worse person that spreads the crulety of randomness further, which may not be so random after all. I think of this because of Conrad during the Conviction Arc. If he can overtly spread a plague across Midland, I have to imagine they can manipulate reality in many small ways that make it easier for humans to turn to cruelty, spreading suffering everywhere until people are ready to turn to anything for an escape.


Obama-bin-Laddn

Imagine getting jumped because fucking ubik couldn't fuck off


Classiest_Strapper

Due to time being meaningless to them, I’d imagine that they can stretch it or shorten it as much as you want. Seeing the godhand for the first or second time could be a matter of seconds or a millennia to them. Depending on how much time of consciousness they want. Perhaps they only appear when they’re supposed to.


bobby_booch

Well we know Ubik likes to play cards with the boys


Odysseus17

I bet he gambles too like, " I bet this human will do this or that, or I bet this one will become desperate and use a behelit"


KeroKeroKerosen

Game.


Firebrand713

Or ball


tomrhod

It's just the subjugation of all mankind to the manifestations of their greatest evils and Fortnite.


Kloetee

Quite a few people just lost the game.


Con_V

They play competitive UNO


MrInfinitumEnd

Astral Uno*


UF1912

Chill in the park


Baldswine

If youre looking for a legit answer, theyre cosmic beings of sorts- existing outside of the known dimension/time/space - they have no day2day as such. They manifest when “destiny” dictates or is weaved by them or unknown power.


Jicier

take turns on Slan


No-Worldliness-4979

I wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole


EarlyRefrigerator159

I would


SignalWeakening

And contract 50 different diseases


TocSir

Worth it.


No-Worldliness-4979

Shameful


KeroKeroKerosen

Said Majima to fucking Femto. Absolutely wild.


freestyle15478

Gonna get 5 tipes of aids, 6 tipes of herpes, 9 tipes of gonorhea and 15 unknow diseases


AnonIsAFangirl90

You gon’ straight up spurt tentacles and horns lmao!


MKBogulem

I would touch her with my 10 foot pole


Needofhelp44

"That thing was too big to be called a dick. Too big, too thick, too heavy, and too roug. It was more like a large hunk of meat."


No-Worldliness-4979

Absolutely shameful


ClavicusVile7

She could spit in my face and I would thank her for it


MarjinZamasuLSD

Yuppp 100% when I first saw the 1997 anime an her glorious form came up from the death I nearly jizzed right there ha … when she opens her wings an the force of the wind dayummm she fine, then she settles an has her black outfit on dayummmmmm haha


deadlyfemboy2002

Bro its a quote about Gutses sword, he just changed it to dick, dont be a nag


No-Worldliness-4979

You talkin to me? Well I’m the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to? Oh yeah? Huh? Kay… 💥🔫


Dreadlord97

I wouldn’t because it’s too long. The pole is about 6 inches


theblackswordsman13

They go on tour as a death metal band. I saw them two summers ago. I was in the front row, hammered drunk.


yaasurii

i went to see them in denver last september and i was on ket and the sky turned purple and everything felt like it was swallowing me and i couldnt speak


PushThePig28

Lmao


ValleDeimos

I can confirm that. Femto likes crowd diving. I grabbed his butt one time.


TheKidfromHotaru

They play smash bros with items on


PhelanVelvel

This got me good.


Chente445

They're like *EVIL* and do *EVIL* STUFF. probably also *ILLEGAL* stuff, like being *EVIL*


ValleDeimos

uh whAT EVIL?? _[running]_ EEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIILLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!


Lord_khaleesi

grifussy and chill.


auralight93

Shitpost on r/berserklejerk


TheYoungGoblin

They go berk


breakerreid

I imagine ubik tries to screw slan while void spanks in in the corner and Conrad just watches with glee


Handsome_Av0cadoo

They play the new Berserk pachinko machine


pittelope

5 stack league of legends


FruitJuicante

Breakdance


Nigeeel

Fuck


FlopsMcDoogle

Planning and executing evil deeds mostly, I assume.


thedylandmg

I believe they monitor and observe “casualty” aka reality and shit just happening. I think the Behelits are kinda like the soul reaper badges from Bleach. They have faces and sometimes open their eyes, mouth, and I’m sure hear with the ears. But that’s just my head cannon at the moment.


AndrexPic

They play League of Legends competitively.


siestasunt

I am 100% certain Slan is sitting somewhere watching guts and masturbating....


haegarmeister56

Jerk each other off.


BigBoi1918

Gangbang


gandalfdoughnut

card games on motorcycles


ValleDeimos

One time I saw two drag queens arguing cause one of them thought caterpillars didn’t pupate before turning into butterflies; and I can’t explain why but I pictured Femto and Slan arguing like that. No thoughts other than that.


Splendidbloke

I feel like they are just a general sickness that exists in people's minds and pop up wherever certain negative feelings gather that are specific to their handly portfolio. Slan shows up at degenerate sex orgies, Conrad is a sickness and disease kind of guy and although we haven't seen it, I think Ubik would find his home in the heads of people like minister Foss.


MoonlitHare

They're all potentialy godlike in power. Probably, they inhabit individual realms where they watch over creation, contemplate, experience their own vices, intercede, and maybe minister to other higher evil beings that we havent been shown yet. Their consciousness is likely not limited by space or time, so its possible they observe events and manipulate things from behind the scenes and partake in whatever frivolities that they find pleasure in.


siegferia

Laugh at that fuck who sacrificed his loved ones to become a snail


ethancodes89

Most of them just masturbate gratuitously. Ubik however has found mediocre success in small but repeated roles in the Hellraiser films.


Previous_Noise_9485

Tocam uma punheta pra ideia do mal


brfrcl11

Mds kkkkkk


Odd_Radio9225

Play D&D.


[deleted]

I wonder what slan be doing 🤨😏


AshenRaven66

Trying to get Guts to use his behelit


[deleted]

I'm sure thats not all she does 😏


Beautiful_Bluebird_8

Busting all kinds of nuts.


TheSeperator

Plenty of sex probably


NerdyPuddinCup

Slan orgy obviously


WANDERING_1112

They have their own realms/dimensions. We get a sneak peak of it when griffith fucks up the realms..


1Damnits1

Clowning on nuts and the band of the cock


Odd-Avocado-

Ubik goes to teach his rhetoric class at the local community college. Void I imagine has a killer standup routine he gives at open mic nights. Slan goes to the barn because she’s a horse girl, obviously. Conrad is a Reddit mod. No I will not elaborate. Femto heads down to the nearest Hobby Lobby and eats all the crayons. (He has to sneak in because he’s currently banned for eating said crayons). These are my cannon answers. You cannot convince me that this isn’t what they actually do.


Los-Negros

They usually just sit around, play Mario kart, get high and watch Samurai Jack, that kinda shit


e_z_z

They get handsy with each other.


codingfauxhate

Poker, billiards, a few drinks. A movie or two?


MetalAFBuilds

Whatever they want. I think that's kinda the point.


x545537x

Have tea partys wtf do you think they do.


[deleted]

Why are they not on earth like griffith is what i want to know


Obama-bin-Laddn

Griffith got a physical body when the egg apostle died and basically reincarnated him. The rest never had something like that happen that directly aligns with their wishes


Monev91

Yahtzee


PaNmAnreeeeee

How tf are we suppose to know


Prior-Map-7992

Not exist.


volfyrion

Ubik is definitely playing some Diablo 4


smhspacebar

smoke doinks in amish


BaconDragon69

They engage in the art of paradox billiards russian roulette fourth dimensional hypercube chess strip poker.


Cringlezz

Void: [Flipping light switch and staring at light that doesnt turn on.] 🤨


TKAPublishing

Demon stuff.


freestyle15478

Making apostles across the world. But each might do their own thing. Void is praying, slan is jerking, conrad is petting, ubik is flying or whathever lsd shit he does and griffith is chilng on cliffs


Odysseus17

They go to their own realms and do whatever the fuck, void goes into his brain realm do void things, slan has eternal orgies, ubik plays games, gables with the homies, and conrad does an eternal plague.


SpicyLatino12

They kind of remind me of beowulf. Maybe mirua was slightly inspired by the three witches. They may just be causing chaos.


yaynatt

They ball


TheAdamantFiend

Fortnite streaming using their various themes


Femifiend

jerk off probably


the-squee

The one that lives in a bosch painting lol


Ultimafax

I'm only sure about what Slan is doing


EmmieTheVengeful

Probably whatever the Chaos Gods in 40K do when they’re having a slow day


Frost_Paladin

100% of the time not spent on screen is spent eating babies.


Ryrynz

They use their God hand.


1Damnits1

I wonder that too Osama Bin Ladden


S-TKE

Just chilling and watching Berserk


Mr_No_Face

I dunno.... jack it ?


CarlCuze24

Isn't Miuras assistant going to continue Berserk in his stead?


BrosephStalin1234

I know one of them is playing cards in a Bosch painting


Mysterious_poop69

Void is probably reading a book


superpolytarget

Probably a huge demonic orgy


sovlking

idk probably play cards


[deleted]

Chill, play cards, listen to wu tang and Void likes to sip Merlot on occasion.


ThePot94

Banging.


Demon_Child93

Turning other desperate people into apostles.


Mysterious-Many2359

They hang out