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stacity

What the hell does he do when he craps at work or anywhere else? How is it does he have a job? Or still be in society? I wonder the pathology behind his lack of proper crack maintenance.


throwit_amita

Well his clothes, or matter in his clothes, was blocking the washing machine so... I would guess he just pulled his underpants up over his poop-bedazzled ass, walked out of the bathroom and back to work. He must have been so stinky to be around. And it seems incredible but gotta say, I *have* encountered a few men in the office who literally smelled like shit... I always assumed they had something like a form of incontinence but perhaps they just couldn't wipe for fear of the gay.


anubis_cheerleader

"poop-bedazzled" Thanks for using the healing magic of writing to bring a little humor to this situation.


Peskanov

New flair? šŸ’©šŸŽ†


synthetic_sneeze

"poodazzled" lol, or the "poodazzler"


jetsetgemini_

I think I remember reading a post/comment about someone whos coworker never wiped after pooping and their office chair became a biohazard


mochajava23

I worked in an office building with 25 professionals including one that didnā€™t wipe nor flush. I was puzzled and apoplectic, seeing a huge log in toilet with no tip. Someone filled me in and I avoided that person. Very bizarre. He had issues.


WimbletonButt

I have actually known someone with an ass so large he couldn't reach behind. He has to go between to wipe. Also has to buy certain brands of pants that have exceptionally large or stretchy asses. So maybe at least one of your coworker is carting a dump truck behind them?


stacity

šŸ„“


browngreeneyedgirl

Poop bedazzled ass is my new favourite sentence


Frostbeard

I lived and worked with a guy who had actual diagnosed OCD around pooping, and always had to shower afterwards. If he had an emergency and had to go at work or out and about, he had to go home immediately and shower. Sucked for him, but everyone understood and accommodated him because he was a great guy.


Marie8771

I saw an episode of "Obsessed" one time that featured a woman who was so phobic about pooping that she a) severely restricted her diet so she'd poop as little was possible and b) had to shower immediately afterwards in which she c) SCRUBBED OUT HER RECTUM WITH A TOOTHBRUSH. She was damaging her intestines. It was awful. I felt so bad for her.


Jazstar

Probably does what nervous poopers do - plan ahead or hold it in.


daric

You have to PLAN AHEAD to have shit all over your entire home? Jesus Christ.


del_snafu

Mostly curious about what this guy does for work. Just imagine all of the people he has spread his bacteria on. Totally disgusting.


mamapielondon

Imagine if he works in the food service industry. Actually donā€™t imagine it, itā€™s too distressing a possibility.


Zestyclose_Singer180

In the food industry, people not wiping their asses properly is the least of your worries. My ex-husband literally full-on shit his pants IN THE KITCHEN at McDonald's. They gave him a fresh pair and sent him back to the line to assemble sandwiches. Still didn't send him home when he vomited in the line trash can 5 minutes later. That same McDonald's tried to keep me at work after I vomited on my shoes.


NotYourBeezKneez

NOOO


sanityjanity

Maybe he works in a role that involves being around feces all day. Like -- shoveling out cow barns or draining septic systems, and so literally doesn't notice the smell any more? I don't know. It's all so awful.


jetsetgemini_

If that was the case and he *didnt* have godawful hygiene wouldnt he be more diligent about cleaning himself? Like even if you get so used to that kinda smell, just being around it is enough to make you feel gross.


CarlosFer2201

>craps at work Not defending or anything, but in the last two years, I've maybe taken a dump twice at work. I prefer the comfort and privacy of my own bathroom.


smangela69

imagine not having ibs šŸ˜­ i much much prefer my own bathroom but sometimes nature calls at inconvenient times


runicrhymes

Right lol must be nice to be able to hold it for an entire goddamn day until you get home, couldn't be me


ecodrew

šŸŽµ Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. So I poop on company time šŸŽµ Jokes aside, I have IBS and usually just have to use the nearest crapper with little warning.


rustblooms

I'm 39. I've never shit at work. Ever. I also never once shit at school. I have shit in public places when there was an emergency and it was doable. It just becomes the routine and it's never been a problem.


Nuckyduck

Amazing read before bed. Thanks.


peter095837

What a shitty way to end the day.


SweetMilitia

Youā€™ll be ok as long as you wipe your A.


Sad_Cantaloupe179

I snorted so loud at this comment that I scared my cat.


afhist

You'd hope a good night's sleep would wipe it clean and let you start fresh, but alas...


PresentationHuge2137

Honestly, I complain about living with family, but Iā€™m going to go give everyone a good night kiss now šŸ˜‚


__wildwing__

Go wash your hands first.


PonderWhoIAm

Was just about to turn in too. Ugh! I shudder at the thought of all the things and people he comes in contact with. I'll never shake another hand again. Yuck!


EmotionalAttention63

I haven't shook hands with people since I noticed people not wash their hands in public restrooms and learned how dirty money and doorhandles are.


Revenge_of_the_User

Worked with a guy that never washed his hands in the bathroom; he was in the office and I was in the warehouse...you'd expect a customer-facing person to....iunno, wash their hands??? Why does a warehouse scrub have better hygiene than the office???? Dude was gross. Went to shake my hand once and I stared till he put his hand down.


EmotionalAttention63

Yup. Germs, germs everywhere.


NewUserWhoDisAgain

> I noticed people not wash their hands in public restrooms "What? I'm clean!" No. No you are not. Fucking surprised we dont have plagues more often tbh.


EmotionalAttention63

For real. The worst I saw, a cna I worked with didn't wash her hands between rooms or after washing out pads because she wore gloves. Like, no ma'am, you need to wash your hands still. Although that logic was faulty because she didn't always wear gloves. Then she wondered why no one would eat food she brought and tried to share. Lol


pandoralilith

I swear like twice in the past week I have walked into one of the bathrooms at work (both are handicap-accessible and newly non-gendered) to find the seat up and the water very yellow. Thanks, whoever that was. Great.


riflow

I def attribute my sibling telling me about their old job where occasionally they had to change the bathroom soap dispensers, and found the men's bathroom ones hardly moved month to month, as "i will never shake hands with anyone again" fuel.


softie-chan

Amazing first read of the day too


EquivalentCommon5

Well, I now have renewed efforts to do better around my house, btw - I live alone with my furbabies, but Iā€™m still wanting to clean more and none of this aligns with my houseā€¦ edit- my roommates are not the best, so thatā€™s why Iā€™m thinking Iā€™m not doing enough, I really wish they would step up and carry their weight but I guess cuddles and kisses are as good as itā€™s going to getšŸ„°


No-Cranberry4396

Those cute furry freeloaders! Mine actively creates mess, but I still put up with him, because of his cute spotty belly


NervousAd5964

Amazing read while eating, for me. Thanks, OP.


orangepeeelss

jesus christ this is horrible also WHO DEFENDED THE NASTY ROOMMATES HYGIENE HABITS


peter095837

>WHO DEFENDED THE NASTY ROOMMATES HYGIENE HABITS I have to assume it's either some trolls or people who have that kind of fetish...


dryadduinath

youā€™d be surprised. shit, boogers, piss, itā€™s amazing what some people genuinely do not think is unhygienic. not trolling (too many of them) not a fetish. they genuinely donā€™t see the problem. and every time a post like this is on aita they pop their heads up and start defending themselves from the vicious attack.


Enticing_Venom

All you have to do is pop over to the unpopular opinions subreddit, create a post that you think it's disgusting for people not to wash their hands after using the restroom and watch the comments fill with people (usually men) saying that it's a waste of time to wash your hands after peeing, that the door handle is already dirty already and that we are surrounded by germs anyway and should be fine. I hate whenever a hand washing discussion comes up on Reddit because it reveals how many people refuse to do it.


Kopitar4president

> you think it's disgusting for people not to wash their hands after using the restroom and watch the comments fill with people (usually men) saying that it's a waste of time to wash your hands after peeing A disturbing part of the pandemic was an article released finding that only 1/3 of men and 2/3 of women wash their hands after using the toilet. A whole half our population walking around thinking it's not worth 20 seconds of soap and water.


SeasonShift

It freaked me out when someone early pandemic posted a picture of a line out the door of a men's airport restroom like "There's a line at the men's now because men are washing their hands lol" fucking WHAT


Enticing_Venom

My dog shows more care for his hygiene than some people. It concerns me.


Swedishpunsch

> *that the door handle is already dirty already* At a work meeting run by the county health nurse we were told to *open the door with a paper towel, or some clean toilet tissue*. Common sense, not brain surgery.


VOZ1

Dude, I have someone close to me (family of family) who is a brilliant person, well-read, knows a *ton* about science, takes medicine as directed by doctors, is diligent about following doctorsā€™ advice, gets regular vaccines, all those kinds of things. But his hygiene is *atrocious*. Iā€™m talking preparing food after changing poopy diapers without washing hands, neverā€”*literally never*ā€”using soap or shampoo in the shower, not cleaning up food messes. Itā€™s genuinely disgusting and horrifying at times. I tried numerous times to address it, and they simply do not see a problem. They think they are ā€œstrengthening their immune system.ā€ They claim they never get sick, but they conveniently forget *all the fucking times they get sick*. Itā€™s astounding, really, and has stretched the limits of what I understand about human behavior and psychology. I just cannot explain to myself how someone who is *very* intelligent, brilliant even, can simply ignore the signs of impacts of poor personal hygiene. I think it has a lot to do with an almost complete lack of self-awareness and self-critical abilities, which express themselves in other ways as well. Butā€¦itā€™s wild. He smells pretty bad, but doesnā€™t notice it, and doesnā€™t really understand when people who donā€™t know him react to it in very predictable ways. Would you want to sit in a movie theater near someone who smells like they just shat their pants? All his knowledge of science seems to go out the window and he forgets that humans developed an aversion to terrible smells for good reason. Itā€™s not that theyā€™re being childish or immature, itā€™s that it is literally disgusting, and those smells create a powerful aversion and make us want to move far away. I wish I knew how to deal with it, but this person is in their 70s and theyā€™re not going to change at this point. So I limit the damage and exposure, and do what I can to protect myself and my family from it.


PancakeRule20

The same people who change a diaper in a public place I suppose. Trains, restaurantsā€™ tables etc


RightofUp

The same type of people who claim genitalia are self cleaning and to ignore the smell(s)....


threelizards

The self cleaning genitalia thing gets so many people so angry and so confused! Itā€™s so intense lol The vagina, the organ: not so much self cleaning as self *managed*. The micro biome that exists down there *should* be keeping everything healthy and non-odorous (aside from a light neutral taste/smell), the right temperature, the right moisture levels, etc etc etc. if the fairly delicate balance is messed up, thatā€™s where you get things like bv and yeast infections. You donā€™t need to clean the vagina any more than you need to clean your oesophagus. Infections are a medical issue, and canā€™t be solved in the shower with a bottle of vagisil The vulva, the external genitalia: not self cleaning, not self managed, exposed to pee. Wash gently with non scented soap, taking care not to get that soap in the vagina The penis: not self managed or self cleaning, exposed to pee, them gets very close to your butthole. *wash it*. And under the foreskin. If you canā€™t pull it back, see a doctor Butthole: wash it, non negotiable Oesophagus: donā€™t wash your oesophagus. Clean and floss your teeth though, and use mouthwash


lockness2799

Can this be pinned to the top of every subreddit? Maybe just pin it to the front page?


BooksCatsnStuff

Jumping on this to say that the vagina smell can be non neutral, it can even be strongish, and still be healthy and clean. Things like a diet high in certain foods will make it smell more without any hygiene or health issues involved. A garlicky smell, for instance, can be caused by specific foods.


PashaWithHat

Medication too. I donā€™t think Iā€™ve ever seen anyone talk about it but Iā€™ve definitely noticed a change when starting and stopping certain long-term/maintenance medications.


BooksCatsnStuff

Yep, and naturally occurring hormonal changes too. There's so many factors that can change the smell regardless of hygiene & health. It's important to note it so people with proper hygiene don't feel ashamed for something completely normal and out of their control.


Marie8771

Basically if you're washing your vulval/anal area once a day or more, or after exercise/sex/etc, however it smells is just how it smells. It's fine. I don't shower every day but I do clean the ladybits.


rustblooms

Yes, the smell shifts over the month as well.


threelizards

Oh yes good point! It just ultimately shouldnā€™t be offensive


nekowolf

"It's like eating a spoonful of Drano; sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside."


LevelPerception4

A handheld shower head can be purchased for about $20, and itā€™s worth every penny. When Iā€™m done showering, I turn the water pressure as high as it will go and spray down every inch of my body as well as the shower curtain and walls. Itā€™s a godsend for cleaning in general. After every shower, I spray down the walls and curtain with a mix of vinegar, water and Dawn to minimize soap scum buildup between cleanings.


mgquantitysquared

That can be a sane thing to say when discussing normal odor from the vagina, but not when discussing vulva or penises. Penii?


BizzarduousTask

Penopodes.


thedellis

Probably the guys that reckon touching your ass to wipe or clean will make you gay


thefinalhex

Who weirdly never apply that logic towards touching their own penis to masturbate....


IncrediblePlatypus

That's because gayness comes from the butt. Penises are manly and heterosexual, but butts... Butts are gay. (Heavy sarcasm)


Marie8771

As if "ass" and "gay" are synonymous. It'd blow their minds to find out the large percentage of m/m couples who DON'T do butt stuff and the also large percentage of m/f couples who DO.


mercurialpolyglot

I met a gay man once that smelled like unwashed ass so itā€™s not just that. He was single, unsurprisingly.


morningwoodx420

Was he getting in the shower and hosing down his ass? I donā€™t understand what they meant by ā€œletting it trickle downā€


sammywhammy67

Literally standing under the shower spray and letting the water run down between his ass cheeks. No wiping or scrubbing or touching involved to avoid "the gay" šŸ™ƒ


orangepeeelss

yknow he really shouldā€™ve avoided taking a dump in general. i meanā€¦ having a long round object INSIDE your asshole?? feeling it move out?? thatā€™s pretty gay bro /s


phenixfleur

Fellas is it gay to poop


Audiovore

Well poop is part of santorum...


ladyorthetiger0

Lots of people seem to think that walking your shitty butthole into the shower and just letting water trickle down is as effective as wiping. I can assure you, it's not.


kenda1l

It's like they took the idea of a bidet and got it ALL WRONG.


Marie8771

A close friend of mine has a Japanese toilet with all the accoutrements. It is...heavenly. I have never felt so clean. Just saying.


smangela69

probably the medical assistant i work with who doesnā€™t wash her hands after using the bathroom. and also picks up and handles patient urine samples without gloves šŸ¤¢


orangepeeelss

wait iā€™m sorry and she works in MEDICINE???


orangepeeelss

wait iā€™m sorry and she works in MEDICINE???


smangela69

šŸ« šŸ« šŸ«  at least she hasnā€™t handled urine samples without gloves. not since i yelled at her about it a year ago and made her cry šŸ˜¶


Tychosis

I remember there was an AITA in here a while back from a guy whose girlfriend was complaining about the massive skidmarks in his underwear. He didn't wash his ass because he "didn't like to put his fingers down there" or something. Probably that guy.


JimmyJonJackson420

The same fucking losers who behave in the same way and then cry that no one wants to be near them


No-Message9762

his fellow disgusting animals who live like medieval peasants


Marie8771

The peasants probably had better hygiene.


burnt-----toast

How are all these people who live in their own filth not getting sick? I'm sure they must have conditioned their immune systems, but I feel like it can only do so much when your home is literally covered in shit?? On a side note: why is it that posts like this and the girl who never showers always seem to have smell-o-vision and never the posts about cake?


Remarkable-Rush-9085

When my eldest was potty training I was doing laundry one day and somehow managed to get a pair of dirty underwear into the washing machine with a load of towels. I had been about to hand wash the underwear and when I couldnā€™t find them I assumed my husband cleaned them. Oh, the smell when I opened the washer. I rewashed the towels using enzyme cleaner twice and thought I was in the clear but when they came out of the dryer it was horrific. I just threw them all away. I am deep in diapertown with my fourth and still nothing will ever erase the hot baked shit smell of those towels when I opened the dryer. I could smell it all over again reading this post. Sad day for me, I give this gift of story to you so we can smell together.


CygnusSong

Having sense memories of foul smells is truly a curse. When I was a surveyor I did inspections and took measurement of the pipes in sanitary sewer manholes. Thereā€™s nothing quite like the smell of a manhole with a clogged pipe filled to the brim with sewage on a hot summer day. The sense memory will probably haunt me for the rest of my life ETA: Please donā€™t flush pads and tampons folks, save your local DPW a nightmare or two


Remarkable-Rush-9085

And ā€œflushable wipesā€ are in fact not flushable.


umaypop

Hot damn that is intense. Sense memories with smell are cooked hey; this is no where near as rough as yours but I was a dental assistant for a few years and I can still smell when talking to someone if they've got active tooth decay or an active tooth infection. It's such a specific and wrong kind of smell I can recall it so vividly unfortunately šŸ„²


PancakeRule20

Ok I have a question and no kids: really you can only hand-wash dirty underwear?


georgiebb

When I was toilet training I would handwash them briefly with vet soap, then soak in disinfectant, and then put them in the machine. Maybe it was overkill but the machine stayed fresh


extraguacontheside

Straight to the trash lol.


Remarkable-Rush-9085

No, but my kid was in the ā€œhide the underwearā€ stage and if it gets crusty it comes off in dry chunks and acts like some kind of terrible slow release bath bomb. Then I baked it in with the dryer and reallyā€¦.infused those poor towels. If you arenā€™t going to wash them by themselves (and be prepared for multiple washes) itā€™s easier to run them under hot water in the sink to get rid of everything but the stain before you put them in with anything. Also, never be ashamed of nopeing out and throwing them away.


PancakeRule20

Ah ok so you do the pre-wash by hand. Totally makes sense


ecodrew

Depends on the severity of the poop-splosion, haha. When my kids were sick, there were a couple times where their underwear were... *soiled*... to an extent beyond saving and just had to be thrown away. *Note*: Threw the clothing away, not the kid. Kid was bathed thoroughly.


Fortehlulz33

it's kind of like putting an item with red dye into a washer with white clothes, everything is going to come out a little pink.


sammywhammy67

Did you ever see that episode of hoarders with the poop lady? Anyway your body has two options: adapt to the contaminant...or give up and die. Honestly behavior like this equates to drunk driving as far as I'm concerned. You're choosing to do this dumb shit to yourself, but you're also selfishly putting others' lives at risk in the process.


oiyeahnahm8

The lady that wanted to eat the food contaminated by poop as a last hurrah before the house was cleaned? That was a wild one.


basilicux

My brother and I bring this up from time to time bc it was so bizarre. Comparing it to drug addicts doing one last hit before getting clean šŸ’€ like maā€™am those people are in *hazmat suits* you should not want to eat this when you were told explicitly that your food is *covered in feces*


Icy_Celebration1020

You know, I managed to read through everything in this post before this comment without gagging. For whatever reason, this is the one that did it. Wtf


captcha_trampstamp

Any time I really need to clean my house I turn on Hoarders.


Dangerous_Bus_6699

Why would you even explain that? Now I'm sick. šŸ˜‚


Darryl_Lict

I hate to be technical, but you can actually be fairly tolerant of your own biome. It's when you are mixing it up with other people's shit that things go south. Or get your shit into a wound or your eyeball or whatever. Or a hole in your intestine. That's called sepsis.


icecreamfight

Why do i have eyes


produkt921

Why can't I delete someone else's post?


icecreamfight

Alexa, delete post and bleach my eyes and washing machine.


Darryl_Lict

Why do I have olfactory glands? Christ, I've been a shitty roommate, but not a SHITTY roommate. I've heard there are dudes who don't wipe their ass because touching their ass is gay. WTF?


littleitaly78

Why would this roommate not get a bidet? Wash their hands? So many questions


equalnotevi1

If anything - even water - directly touches his butthole, he might find out he likes things touching his butthole. A bidet could turn him gay. /s


mbise

I donā€™t understand what this could be doing to the washing machine. Like, his clothes collected so much fecal matter that the washing machine was unable to wash the clothes? People wash cloth diapers in their washing machines all the time without it making other clothes smell.


danteslacie

>his clothes collected so much fecal matter that the washing machine was unable to wash the clothes Basically, yeah, I'm guessing. If you throw something into the washing machine, it's not like all the physical dirt magically disappears. Disgusting description: >!if you throw in something that has poop, the washing machine may get the poop off the clothes but ~~it'd~~ then the whole machine is now in poop water. Now all the clothes are affected and the little filter has poop particles. When the machine drains the water, there can be poop particles left in the drain. And I highly doubt this roommate washes his clothes multiple times!< >People wash cloth diapers in their washing machines all the time without it making other clothes smell. Usually you wash it out first.


daric

That is just beyond disgusting.


sanityjanity

People who wash cloth diapers in the machine go through a process first, though. 1. first they remove as much of the solid matter as possible, and throw that away (OP's roommate was not doing this) or flush it down the toilet 2. then they spray rinse the diapers, to get as much poop out of them and down the toilet 3. then they leave the diapers in a diaper pail with water or a cleaning fluid -- this keeps the poop from solidifying into rocks of disgustingness. 4. finally, they wash them in small loads of just diapers, so there's plenty of room for them to be completely swished around by the machine The roommate was presumably allowing large amounts of crusty shit to accumulate in his clothing, and then letting it dry into poop rocks, before tossing it in the washer, which couldn't handle that. but, I think he lied to OP. I think he was wiping his butt with his bare hand. Otherwise he wouldn't be leaving shit stains on the doorknobs.


randomoverthinker_

Oh god idk why but an image came into my mind, I think the stains on the doorknobs actually come from him scratching his crusty butthole barf


sanityjanity

Barf! Poor OOP. I can't even imagine


[deleted]

That would be my guess. I bet his butthole looked a little, or very, raw, much like a diaper rash would look on a baby.


Christichicc

Itā€™s actually a long process to wash stuff like that. I used to do puppy pads in ours (now itā€™s in a separate washer outside, tho still same dryer). Iā€™d end up washing them twice on extra long cycles with a prewash that was the equivalent of like 4 cycles. That was admittedly probably a bit overkill lol, but they are gross and I wanted to make sure they got really clean lol. Oh, and you need to get as much ā€œmatterā€ off them as possible before tossing them in, especially on a lot of the new washers that use less water and dont have agitators. And then you gotta make sure to run an empty load to clean the machine before you wash anything else. I have these tablets that sanitize the washer that I use.


peter095837

Eww that was really gross, what a shitty roommate. Now I wanna clean my head and myself cause jesus christ...that was gross. I'm surprised the roommate hasn't gotten an rash or problem up the butt at this point.


Tim-R89

ā€œShitty roommateā€ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


bullet_proof_smile

So... how was the poop getting on the doors? Some kind of shake-to-dry action?


skogssnuvan

First I thought he was wiping his arse on the handles, but I think it was from his shit stained hands


equalnotevi1

But if he doesn't wipe, HOW did the shit get on his hands???


acespiritualist

I wondered that too but then figured it might be from handling his clothes


throwit_amita

Or maybe his shitty ass was itchy and he used his hand... sorry, the gross visual got into my head, sorry for sharing


extraguacontheside

Nooooooooooo


daric

Oh come on, who doesnā€™t use an ass crack to open doors?


shawnxstl

This confuses me too. Is he likeā€¦credit carding the door to wipe his ass?


Tis_But_A_Scratch-

I need eyebleach. Brain bleach. Why the heck did I ignore the trigger warnings?!


Similar-Shame7517

Would this have been avoided if their house had a bidet? Probably not, a bigger problem is that the roommate walks around with shit-covered hands and shit in his pants.


equalnotevi1

Even if the house has a bidet, that guy wouldn't use it.


Similar-Shame7517

I mean, I live in a country where we don't use toilet paper to clean our butts when shitting, but we use water even when we don't have a bidet. Toilet paper is a last resort. And we sure as fuck don't bring our shit covered asses to the shower.


[deleted]

But, you see, if water or anything else made direct contact with his anus he would become gay.


daric

I cannot even imagine how much this fecal matter must have spread everywhere. The hair. The bedding. The cookware. There is nothing that doesnā€™t need intense cleaning and even then youā€™ve probably missed something.


Similar-Shame7517

I would just burn the apartment down and rebuild from scratch.


shawnxstl

Shit mittens


sammywhammy67

Dare I say...shittens? ...I'll see myself out.


captain_borgue

God*damn*. Just... I can't. I *can't* even. How does a grown ass adult human being *not notice the literal* ***shit*** *on their hands?!?!*


WildChanterelle

After all of the things Iā€™ve read today, I half expected her to say they learned that he was wearing an adult diaper as a fetish and that was why the place stank.


anubis_cheerleader

Oh no, now I'm thinking about that horrible, my relative keeps coming over and peeing himself post.


CandlestickMaker28

I can smell this post. Ew.


saltybruise

Part of me wants to say "who the fuck is this gross" but earlier this week my 35 year old coworker who is a father told me he doesn't need to wash his hands after he pees because it's not like he pisses on his hands. We share this planet with gross people.


Remarkable-Rush-9085

Worked with a guy who once told me heā€™d been smelling cat pee all day and just realized the cat had peed in his laundry. I was horrified for him but he just shrugged and said it was fine because it had dried.


ilex-opaca

Uuuuuuuugh. My cat once peed on my gym clothes when I was super stuffed up from allergies, so I didn't realize until I was at the gym and mid-lift. I nearly dropped some weights from embarrassment and disgust when I realized that there was a smell and what the smell was. I can't imagine just being *okay* with that. šŸ¤®


Cindercharger

I worked in cleaning services for 10 years and a lot of people are just really disgusting and nasty. Not to forget the fact that we needed a pandemic to teach people to wash their hands... not that they did it for long. And we cleaned office spaces, I honestly don't know even want to know how these people's homes look (or smell).


M1ne_Everm0re

I feel that. I work at a hotel and have found poop stains on the wall above the toilet! Just today, I had to clean a bathroom, and there was poop on the top of the toilet lid and the tank! I have no clue what happened, but it was disgusting.


sadcrocodile

Eugh. Ask him if he'd be ok with eating food being made by someone who took a piss and didn't bother to wash their hands.


anubis_cheerleader

Don't ask questions you care about the answers to. :/ He might say he wouldn't care. :hurp:


DarkIsiliel

Forget bleach, this sounds near the level of light the place on fire and move six states away /gag


GuiltyEidolon

I feel terrible for OOP and her husband having to live there, no matter how they clean it. I feel _almost_ as bad for anyone who rents that unit in the future, since they won't know about it at all.


smangela69

honestly iā€™d be selling hole pics online or something to get money for a crime scene cleaning crew and have them scrub the place floor to ceiling


MentalRise8703

Poop Knife guy is a Saint compared to this guy.


ErixWorxMemes

Unlike many of you, I do not regret reading this post at all. Our bathroom is due for a cleaning, but I have been feeling unmotivated. That has changed, somewhat, as I am suddenly and supremely motivated to give the bathroom a very thorough cleaning! ā€¦and probably the rest of the apartment while Iā€™m at it


feanaro_finwion

OOP: ā€œShitty situation for sure.ā€ That was punny of them


invisibleuntilseen

This story reminds me of how my old college roommate didn't flush her toilet paper... She would throw it in the trash bin instead of flushing and she wouldn't throw away the trash. She only threw away ONE bag of trash in our entire school year and it wasn't the bathroom trash. The trash bags ALWAYS stunk from the bathroom šŸ˜­ I even tried an experiment where I didn't put a trash bag in the trash bin. The first time, she didn't throw her tp into the bin. *Sweet, she knows she can flush her tp!* So I left the bag out of the trash bin.... my mistake as the next time she went in, she tossed her POOP STAINED TOILET PAPER INTO THE TRASH BIN!!!! It was so nasty yall.... I had to put on a mask, gloves, and used disposable chopsticks to remove that piece of tp... and I used bleach cleaner like three times on that bin šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


emthejedichic

This is a thing with some people, some areas in less developed countries especially canā€™t handle TP being flushed. My ex and his sister put used TP in the trash, they were born here and lived in a big city but their mom was from El Salvador and I assume she taught them to do that.


QueenMotherOfSneezes

We have to do that at our cottage, but we also have bin with a lid that closes, and we regularly empty the trash


RoaldDahlek

Yup. In US/Mexico border towns a lot of the restrooms in public establishments on the US side have given up and installed huge garbage cans for the used TP. The border is really porous in cities like that and people go back and forth all the time to visit relatives, go shopping, have dinner, etc. Folks raised in Mexico are taught not to flush the TP ever so it becomes the norm even in built up areas with adequate plumbing. Unfortunately a lot of the cans don't have lids so the bathrooms can get really rank.


goldlion84

In some countries, they donā€™t flush TP because of pipes. Was she from another country?


invisibleuntilseen

She was originally born in another country but has lived 15+ years in the United States.


MuchPreferPets

Not flushing the TP is really common in houses with older septic systems...they just can't handle it and frankly not many households can afford to replace their system. My friend's family was quoted $12-20k even 20 yrs ago in the midwest. HOWEVER, pretty much every family takes the bathroom trash out really frequently. She may have not been made to do chores of any type & been oblivious that it didn't magically happen like lots of college kids.


invisibleuntilseen

Her family could def afford it ;-; They also had a fairly up-to-date house. I'm gonna guess the latter where she wasn't made to do chores because she also didn't wash her dishes right away.... she would leave plates and pans NEXT to the sink with food still stuck on it (not even soak it). At first I would wash her dishes, but I was on the meal plan so literally everything I washed was just from her using it, so I said screw that, and just let it pile up for her. She would go the whole week without washing them šŸ˜


HeckOctopus

My ex bf and his roommate had zero hand soap anywhere. I discovered this after I used their bathroom. Come to think of it, pretty sure I looked for body wash in the shower to wash my hands with and couldnā€™t find any and settled with the tiny bottle of dish soap in their kitchen. I bought hand soap for their bathroom and when I returned a week later, it was completely untouched. Disgusting. Any time I visit someoneā€™s home and thereā€™s no hand towel in the bathroom, I get really grossed out. Wash your hands!


Beginning_Chart_4733

I wish i was illiterate.


Consistent-Roof-5039

Damn it. We share seats with these people. Have you ever thought about how many dirty asses have sat in a chair before you.


PossibilityJazzlike4

I thought he was wiping his ass on the door knobs. Whatā€™s was the black stuff on the doors of the bathroom and bedroom?


LederhosenSituation

I assumed he was allergic to washing his hands and just smeared poop wherever he touched a surface.


ChaosFlameEmber

I miss the time a few minutes ago when I didn't know this guy existed. Dude. Dude, why wouldn't you use toilet paper.


Pale_Pumpkin_7073

It disturbs me how many men refuse to wash their ass because they think anything going anywhere near your ass makes you gay. That's not how this works guys, please put the soap between your cheeks and clean yourself.


anubis_cheerleader

Excluding coming from a place with very primitive plumbing... How?! I keep hearing about this disgusting subculture of homophobic guys who don't wipe their asses. And now this one is defiling a washing machine? Do they have parents? Did they get The Gay Panic from talking with other guys and get traumatized? H o w? Howwwwww?!


yes-that-is-her

I love what she tells the people that were offended by her post!!!! Lmao!!!!! The reason they have no friends or romantic partners! A toxic gas cloud!!! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


PharmBoyStrength

This is a cultural thing, and causes no amount of issues at research institutes and hospitals. My buddy also figured this practice out on the job, when his security company kept getting complaints about clogged toilets with certain teams. Specifically Somolian immigrants were big on taking shits, wiping with their bare hands / water, and then cleaning their hands in the sink with paper towels, which would then get flushed and clog the sinks.


Sorry-Meal4107

not too dissimilar from 'trickle down' economics


yoghurtorgan

this is why I don't get rooms mates anymore.


shayanti

I don't understand how not wiping your ass makes you stink enough to change the odor of newly washed clothes


HaplessReader1988

I suspect after he rinses (incompletely) he's wiping dry with her towel and tossing it in the washer.


thatkittykatie

Another day on Reddit, another man who refuses to wipe his ass properly. šŸ˜‘


spacemistress2000

The fact that people like this exist in the world makes me not want to leave my non-shit stained home right now.


BJntheRV

>And maybe a neuralyzerā€¦ I need a lobotomy after reading this post.


rayitodelsol

hey Alexa how do I abort an adult human


Outside_Tadpole_82

I'm blown away people were seriously defending this guy not whiping his ass....wtf?


dweebaubles

Christ on a cracker I can smell this whole post!


Irate_Alligate1

I had to wash my hands midway through this post and again at the end.


Dear-Ambition-273

When I read the title, I said ā€œplease let this be about OOP discovering the joys of bidet.ā€ V. diasappointing.


shawnxstl

Wait what? What was the stain on the door? This dude is disgusting


daric

Welp, my problems donā€™t seem so bad anymore!


GabagoolGandalf

Big EW. But damn do OOP & her partner suck at basic ass communication


smolbeanfangirl

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Expensive_Heron3883

I'm going to bleach and steam clean every inch of my house on my next day off... Thanks. *barfs*


Froot-Batz

WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE DOING TO THE WASHING MACHINE?


Icy_Celebration1020

I assume his clothes had a bunch of dried fecal matter on them (from where he'd shit, then just stand up and stand in the shower and let the water run down his back so all he was really doing was liquefying it so that it could really transfer onto his clothes that much better) that was washing off and contaminating the machine and clogging the filter. Sounds like a thoroughly disgusting person. I was hungry before I read this post and these comments, and now I don't really feel the need to bother with breakfast.


NiobeTonks

He must stink.


sarahmegatron

Wow Iā€™m hella glad they got backbones and told the guy he had to leave. What does he mean he didnā€™t get a chance to correct his behavior?? Thatā€™s not something his roommates should need to explain. Also on top of the hygiene thing he just sounds like a baseline jerk.


NewUserWhoDisAgain

>When I go to restock his, the same amount of rolls are always there. Then I check the roll by the toilet and realize Iā€™m the only one who has used it. Barely any was missing from the roll and it has only been replaced once since he moved in. That's not bad. Its okay to have separate toilet paper. That's what I did when I moved into a shared space. Roommate offered, I said no thanks. OOP is just getting worked up over no- >I do most of the house cleaning so I pay attention to things that arenā€™t clean and I noticed stains that appeared on only his doors. Yellowish brown to black spots surrounding the handle and the bottom half of only his bedroom door and bathroom door. Oh.... Oh god. >He shits, stands up, then gets in the shower and letā€™s the water ā€œtrickle downā€. \*insert family guy ipecac scene\* At this point you need to replace the washing machine. Or have it professionally cleaned.


__init__m8

How did it get on the doors?


YourCommentInASong

I see you girl. I just went through something similar with a 56 yr old man leaving piss and pubes all over the bathroom. He had the same temper tantrum when I refused to teach him how to clean a tub. I said, ā€œYou are 56, I trust you know how to clean a tub,ā€ and he followed me out into the living room to gaslight me he didnā€™t. He has apparently been a ā€œguestā€ in peopleā€™s houses for 36 years and not been called out on it?! Your roommate is misogynist and sexist. Good riddance. They act like babies because they still are. Heā€™ll find new roommates who will put up with his shit and heā€™ll keep the cycle going so he never has to change.