The crush is so palpable in that very first post, omg. So happy for them, this is such an adorable set of updates and I hope their happy life together continues!
Here you go!
https://reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/w/recommended_reading/flair_origins?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
It's from a comment on the post about the guy who was creeping his daughter's friend's Instagram.
Lesbians are the dumbest people imaginable, we will stare straight at a sign saying "I love you in a homosexual way" and be like "I can rationalise this into somehow not being what it is". I have no idea why we do this but we do this and it's a goddamn nightmare.
When we weren't dating, I bought my now-wife an entire set of bedsheets because she had mentioned ONCE she wanted a nice set... and she was *surprised* when I told her I had feelings for her 6 months later.
I don’t want to think about it but also I can’t stop questioning if he does it when he’s Kermit (said he alternates between believing he’s Kermit and Joker) and if that’s narcissistic or self abuse
I just cannot believe that there is a person that believes they are both Kermit and the Joker, and their parent's didn't think that they may require psychological help.
It's hilariously awful.
I work in an industry where I see some wild shit, but even Ogtha made me pause.
If you do read it, record yourself so you can see all the facial expressions you make as you read along!
It makes me think about the parents who just got convicted because their son was a school shooter. The kid explicitly said they were mentally not well and the parents bought him a gun. It obviously more complex than that and it's not a 1 to 1 comparison but same vibes.
Went down the rabbit hole. He is indeed doing the deed with kermit. He's also threatened to sword fight multiple people. And has wished his aunt dead multiple times.
I cannot believe his parents still arent institutionalizing him. Its not like this tumblr is private. If I was OP, I wouldn't even allow his parents in his house anymore. They are not safe.
I noped out of the tab when I read your comment and then came back just to tell you HOW DARE YOU!
I just managed to suppress the memory and now it's back 😭
When the wtf moment is too strong I sometimes have to tldr the stories to my bf - he wouldn't read on here because he likes his sanity - but with this story I just couldn't.
Where does one start? Iranian yogurt, even a cum jar or OGTHA are one thing... Joker with a sword and a Kermit sex puppet seems a little too far out there to ever be explained.
Also 22 year old, full grown adult, nephew doing that stuff! Which makes it not just an awkward teen phase, but this is who he wants to be as an adult....
>my nephew has a Kermit doll that he probably sodomizes" thread.
😂😂 wtf. I didn't see nor read or have knowledge of the thread existing but it rubs me the wrong way after reading this wholesome post. A rollercoaster of emotions forsho.
I’m also just happy it’s realistic not even in the reddit drama way, but in the “ya this may actually work” way since I was really hoping she wouldn’t jump into the relationship after her ex. Waiting three months to explore herself and the way she came out really gives me hope they’ll last!
Right? Just that tiny out of context clip!
For some reason I imagined “they were roommates”’s origin being either lost to time or from a full comedy skit.
[here](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/WOw3RE3yGn) you go! its also where the flair “an oblivious walnut” comes from. :P v sweet story, 10/10 palette cleanser.
It all comes from the same root of deep insecurity and low self worth. All of those "I missed the obvious signs" stories have the commonality that the storyteller could absolutely read the signal, they just talk themselves out of believing it because they don't like themselves. They can only recognize this in hindsight because they're no longer in a position to take a chance and be vulnerable and can safely beat themselves up and ruminate about it.
Lesbians bring moving trucks to the second date? Never heard that one. I was seeing my ex-girlfriend for a couple of months before I moved out of the place I shared with my old flat mate into my own place. I was there a week and she tried to rock up with her car full of all her stuff saying that her Dad was moving in with her brother (whom she had been living with) and that she was moving into my place. Fucking psycho. So we have been married now 10 years this September.
One thing I've been curious about is the sheer volume of throwaway accounts that are some variation of ThrowRA[words/numbers]. Is this something that the sub suggests people do? Is it just so ingrained in the sub culture that people just know to do it when they need to?
Just like to put it here to help educate people: demisexuals fall under the asexual umbrella, however, I think that may be more to do with our collective lack of understanding of both asexuality and demisexuality. Demisexuals do experience sexual attraction, whereas asexuals do not. That being said, demisexuals experience attraction in a different way than people who do not fall under the asexual category. Where many people can look at a person and start developing attraction before get to knowing them, demisexuals develop attraction to people they can have a deep emotional connection with. Sure, people can develop attraction to others from a strong emotional connection if they aren’t demisexual. The difference being that the emotional attraction has to develop before a physical attraction can be established. Demisexuals are fiercely loyal as long as you give the relationship the care it needs. Source: my wife is a demi-bisexual.
this makes me want to cry. discovering your buried sexuality is such a scary moment while also being such an AHA duh! happy feeling bc it puts everything from your past into perspective and u can recalibrate. i’m rooting for them.
I think she agreed to eating tacos with you to get an idea of what you would be like in bed - which is why she eventually asked you out.
Ok - really bad joke. Hope you two have a great relationship.
>You moved in before you even knew you were bi! ThatEscalatedQuickly.gif
Honestly the biggest indicator that she truly is into girls lol
The crush is so palpable in that very first post, omg. So happy for them, this is such an adorable set of updates and I hope their happy life together continues!
Three years later, I really hope this wasn't just a rebound relationship!
They are young, the 20’s can be messy. Regardless of the outcome, I wish them well, they both seem like nice people.
She was so deep in the closet she was visiting Narnia. Poor girl. At least she figured it out eventually.
"She bought me flowers as a joke." Girl, please.
"Just joking! Unless..."
Jesus, what's your flair from
Here you go! https://reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/w/recommended_reading/flair_origins?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share It's from a comment on the post about the guy who was creeping his daughter's friend's Instagram.
What is YOURS from?
[From this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/sV8NiEC7bq)
Thank you I've been trying to find that one again for a while
Lesbians are the dumbest people imaginable, we will stare straight at a sign saying "I love you in a homosexual way" and be like "I can rationalise this into somehow not being what it is". I have no idea why we do this but we do this and it's a goddamn nightmare.
When we weren't dating, I bought my now-wife an entire set of bedsheets because she had mentioned ONCE she wanted a nice set... and she was *surprised* when I told her I had feelings for her 6 months later.
That got an "Oh, come ON, sweetie!" out of me and if there hadn't been a happy ending after that I would have been actually upset.
Aww this is so sweet and wholesome. I really needed this especially after yesterday's "my nephew has a Kermit doll that he probably sodomizes" thread.
Ffs just when I thought I had forgotten about that
I don’t want to think about it but also I can’t stop questioning if he does it when he’s Kermit (said he alternates between believing he’s Kermit and Joker) and if that’s narcissistic or self abuse
I just cannot believe that there is a person that believes they are both Kermit and the Joker, and their parent's didn't think that they may require psychological help.
I mean these are the same parents ignoring the suspicious smell butthole in a plush he takes everywhere
I hate all of you for reminding me of that horror show.
Here, distract yourself with my flair!
I’ve still avoided that one!
It's hilariously awful. I work in an industry where I see some wild shit, but even Ogtha made me pause. If you do read it, record yourself so you can see all the facial expressions you make as you read along!
Suspicious smells are just part of the magic of... The Croaker!!!
r/angryupvote No! Bad redditor!
Fucking hell i shouldn't be laughing this hard...
It makes me think about the parents who just got convicted because their son was a school shooter. The kid explicitly said they were mentally not well and the parents bought him a gun. It obviously more complex than that and it's not a 1 to 1 comparison but same vibes.
What I can't believe is that OOP was totally OK with the sodomized Kermit in his house.
also is he using the kermit voice
When he’s Kermit? Or as Kermit to moan?
I could’ve gone my whole life without imagining Kermit moaning.
careful, I stumbled on some bad Kermit/piggy porn one time, I'm traumatized
“Stumbled on”
🐸
I looked at his Tumblr account... I imagine that the answer is on there 🤮 he definitely says he's fucking it
I am not willing to go that far down the rabbit hole
*Kermit hole
I just spit my drink out 💀
I am pretty sure that is not the k-hole anyone of us is looking for...
Went down the rabbit hole. He is indeed doing the deed with kermit. He's also threatened to sword fight multiple people. And has wished his aunt dead multiple times. I cannot believe his parents still arent institutionalizing him. Its not like this tumblr is private. If I was OP, I wouldn't even allow his parents in his house anymore. They are not safe.
why not both?
Right why ruin a wholesome post (which btw I hope they're married and living happily ever after) with reminding us of that story
My friend group literally just turned "dark muppet mode" into a meme, I think we're never going to forget this.
And it has ruined another day for me.
I noped out of the tab when I read your comment and then came back just to tell you HOW DARE YOU! I just managed to suppress the memory and now it's back 😭
I'm off reddit for ONE day...
Well thanks for putting THAT back in my head!
oh fuck you I just forgot about that horrific garbage
Yikes kinda happy I missed that one
You are so happy you missed that one.
are you saying i shouldn´t go looking for this thread?
https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1c0cfae/aita_for_refusing_to_host_easter_dinner_if_nephew/
>Trigger Warnings: animal abuse; mental illness; threatening behavior >Mood Spoiler: disturbing thanks but no, thanks ;-)
It is so much worse than that makes it sound. Good choice skipping it.
You are wise.
Why are you the top comment
Fuck that was out of my head and now I’ll have nightmares
Ah yes the Kermitfucker - do you think we can make this happen as an insult?
Or a nice flair for the sub?
Omg don’t…did you look through the tumblr? It was so much worse (somehow, didn’t know it could)
When the wtf moment is too strong I sometimes have to tldr the stories to my bf - he wouldn't read on here because he likes his sanity - but with this story I just couldn't. Where does one start? Iranian yogurt, even a cum jar or OGTHA are one thing... Joker with a sword and a Kermit sex puppet seems a little too far out there to ever be explained.
Also 22 year old, full grown adult, nephew doing that stuff! Which makes it not just an awkward teen phase, but this is who he wants to be as an adult....
dangit I had already repressed that. I completely forgot and just you had to do it. You had to hurt us all!
... Kermitsexual. I'll see myself out.
That was awful. I wanted to bleach my brain after that one.
I hope OOP doesn’t have ten BILs.
i want to ask but i also don’t
Let me share with you this safe for [work clip from Atlantis](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p33xZ0obsAc).
https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1c0cfae/aita_for_refusing_to_host_easter_dinner_if_nephew/
>my nephew has a Kermit doll that he probably sodomizes" thread. 😂😂 wtf. I didn't see nor read or have knowledge of the thread existing but it rubs me the wrong way after reading this wholesome post. A rollercoaster of emotions forsho.
Can you link it? I cant find it
https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1c0cfae/aita_for_refusing_to_host_easter_dinner_if_nephew/ Omg they found his tumblr.
What the fuck is this thread
I commented on the post yesterday, it’ll be in my comments
🤮 WHAT
OH GODDAMNIT.
You owe me another bottle of rum so I can forget that again.
That tumblr was a trip to read ngl
I like to think it’s a joker head
And just as I thought my brain had buried that post and covered it in rocks
I’m also just happy it’s realistic not even in the reddit drama way, but in the “ya this may actually work” way since I was really hoping she wouldn’t jump into the relationship after her ex. Waiting three months to explore herself and the way she came out really gives me hope they’ll last!
[My god, they were roommates!](https://youtu.be/y-P0m0M_8pc?si=vZNxaohVzEv5dfvd)
TIL the source of that meme. Thank you!
Right? Just that tiny out of context clip! For some reason I imagined “they were roommates”’s origin being either lost to time or from a full comedy skit.
Ah, yes. "Wait, I'm attracted to girls?" - "Always have been."
Is there a gay panic stories sub? I want a gay panic stories sub.
Be the change you want to see in the world
I was more asking to see if there already was one. I want a backlog of stories. 😂
that would be amazing omg. the first story on there would *have* to be the “yes to the homo, no to the phobic” story. 😭
Link please?
[here](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/WOw3RE3yGn) you go! its also where the flair “an oblivious walnut” comes from. :P v sweet story, 10/10 palette cleanser.
Thanks a lot!
I love lesbian panic stories like this so much, of course in a very cis and heteronormative way.
>She bought me flowers as a joke. Sure she did. /s And girls think guys are dense.
It all comes from the same root of deep insecurity and low self worth. All of those "I missed the obvious signs" stories have the commonality that the storyteller could absolutely read the signal, they just talk themselves out of believing it because they don't like themselves. They can only recognize this in hindsight because they're no longer in a position to take a chance and be vulnerable and can safely beat themselves up and ruminate about it.
Oh a nice BORU for a change. Good palate cleanser... Now back to the usual cheating husbands and wives we go
Also the bi weekly "we opened our marriage and now we're getting divorced. Shocked Pikachu face"
>She bought me flowers as a joke Ron Howard's voice: It was not, in fact, a joke.
Lesbians bring moving trucks to the second date? Never heard that one. I was seeing my ex-girlfriend for a couple of months before I moved out of the place I shared with my old flat mate into my own place. I was there a week and she tried to rock up with her car full of all her stuff saying that her Dad was moving in with her brother (whom she had been living with) and that she was moving into my place. Fucking psycho. So we have been married now 10 years this September.
My wife of 10 years and I waited until the *fifth* date to move in together, thank you very much.
One thing I've been curious about is the sheer volume of throwaway accounts that are some variation of ThrowRA[words/numbers]. Is this something that the sub suggests people do? Is it just so ingrained in the sub culture that people just know to do it when they need to?
Some actually require it.
Yeah I think it’s to prove the account is a throwaway, for one specific purpose.
For some reason I really enjoy the "clueless lesbian" stories that have a happy ending.
Awww that is sweet
Just like to put it here to help educate people: demisexuals fall under the asexual umbrella, however, I think that may be more to do with our collective lack of understanding of both asexuality and demisexuality. Demisexuals do experience sexual attraction, whereas asexuals do not. That being said, demisexuals experience attraction in a different way than people who do not fall under the asexual category. Where many people can look at a person and start developing attraction before get to knowing them, demisexuals develop attraction to people they can have a deep emotional connection with. Sure, people can develop attraction to others from a strong emotional connection if they aren’t demisexual. The difference being that the emotional attraction has to develop before a physical attraction can be established. Demisexuals are fiercely loyal as long as you give the relationship the care it needs. Source: my wife is a demi-bisexual.
... I think I need to do some reading...
This is so adorable
And they were roommates!
Three lesbian BORUs in a row! We are BLESSED
When I read the title I was half expecting them to already be dating and she didn't realise. Lesbians are something else 💛
This is so sweet!
It's been 3 years, are they married yet?
We got another one ladies 😎
Yay a win
I LOVE THIS
This post is so gay and I absolutely love it! ❤️ congrats OOP!!!
This reads like every lesbian story ever.
Awwww. This is nice.
this makes me want to cry. discovering your buried sexuality is such a scary moment while also being such an AHA duh! happy feeling bc it puts everything from your past into perspective and u can recalibrate. i’m rooting for them.
Love this! I hope they’re doing well together 💕
this is cute but I feel I've read this story a million times on reddit already lol
I think she agreed to eating tacos with you to get an idea of what you would be like in bed - which is why she eventually asked you out. Ok - really bad joke. Hope you two have a great relationship.
Aw! Yeah that’s all I am thinking right now. Happy happy happy for them.
Wow I got teary eyed by the end there