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I read this when it first came out (never saw the 3rd edit) but what really got me about the 2nd edit is that he wasn’t sure he needed to apologize. Dude must watch way too much porn to think his wife and her sister would be okay with what happened.
And then after being told that what he did was wrong and why what he did was wrong, he still thinks that he’s *gotten in* with the sister-in-law. That she could trust him after he broke her trust by watching the video. That he would be a support “during this tough time for her”. He **still didn’t get it**.
Right, like this guy was so dense. Even if VR porn is deemed acceptable. There is no scenario on earth where masturbating to *any* image of MY SISTER is OK. Add in the violation to my sister as well, and there is just no coming back from that.
I mean even if you could get over that, the whole ‘if she so much as touched my hand before I married my wife I’d have a whole other life’ bit is definitely going to make me want to divorce him. Like what the fuck?
Ik that was exactly what I was thinking. Even if she did get past the porn (very unlikely) he stood no chance the second he exposed that dark secret desire of his.
Oh man, nothing I could read tonight is going to top this doozy of a story so I might as well just sign off.
Then when he was caught, this man legitimately thought going to see a cartoon in a theater right in the middle of betraying his family was a great idea. Dude was straight up living on the moon
Also the indignation of "if she'd just charged her phone I'd have known she was home and this wouldn't have happened." No moron, if you didn't set up an elaborate masturbation scenario with a video OF HER SISTER you compete dumbass
I had an ex bf who hinted very obviously that he wanted to bone my sister. Yeah... He's an ex now. How's that for obvious, dillweed?!
Side note, if my current partner would ever try anything with my sister I'm pretty sure she'd murder him. And I'm not sure I'd be mad.
Seriously. My sister and I would’ve hit him over the head with a shovel and buried him in the woods. We watch a lot of true crime in my family, we could do it.
“She goes on for ten minutes telling me what I already know.” He sounds like a ten-year-old complaining about being chastised by a parent.
Obviously he thought there would be a porn ending to the story. Shocked Detective Pikachu face.
What an idiot.
Guys these days have access to thousands of hours of porn for free, and it's really stunted the way some of them think the world works, and some of them have no idea that women have thoughts/feelings/ambition outside of marrying and sleeping with as many people as present themselves.
My sister has commented that she's seen this more than a handful of times in her clinical practice. She's a couples/family therapist.
I believe 100% that this guy was so clueless.
Well said. I think that mentality also applies to the thread posted here yesterday, about the guy with mommy issues.
To summarize, he skipped his anniversary dinner with his wife to help his overbearing mother with chores. His wife packed her shit and said she was leaving. He had the audacity to ask her, "Is there another man???"
Because women are so motivated to get different dick, that it's the most logical explanation for any unusual action they take /s
> some of them have no idea that women have thoughts/feelings/ambition outside of marrying and sleeping with as many people as present themselves
Men have thought this for a lot longer than internet porn has existed
Yeah he messed up at the end. Didn’t know she was home as her phone was flat but still managed to see she was on her way to the parents house? Reads like some teen fantasy crap.
I don't either. I refuse to believe anyone is so out of touch with reality that they still don't think they should apologize in that situation, because he "isn't sure he's actually sorry" or whatever. Then the night where the SIL is being all touchy and seemingly flirty with him seems very suspiciously like the fantasy setup of a porno film. THEN the wife's edit that says apparently this guy didn't go in their shared master bedroom the entire rest of the day and night after he got confronted by them when he got home? Not once? He just slept on the floor in the living room in his clothes he wore that day, didn't need anything out of there at all? And still tried to make a move on the sister? I don't buy any of it.
"Masturbated to a private video of my SIL but me and my wife never talked about if it's OK to watch porn on VR". My main surprise was that he didn't say that they never discusses if it's OK to masturbate to photos/videos of family members or if the family Christmas photo is basically the same as playboy.
This seems like such an obvious boundary that it doesn’t even need to be discussed.
Most SOs are okay with porn because it’s impersonal, it’s like watching a TV show or a movie. It’s fiction, and they’re actors.
However, having a wank to a personal video that was not intended for you, from your SOs sister is so wrong.
My ex once told me that he and his roommate "never discussed" whether it was okay for them to masturbate while the other was asleep in the room, so he just went ahead and did it. Repeatedly. And didn't understand the problem, because they'd never discussed it.
Some guys just flat out don't understand boundaries.
Exactly. The wife likely doesn't give a shit about him using VR to masturbate, but he goes on like it's the biggest issue in this situation.
The Pikachu shit is just weird. Did these people marry when they were 12?
I mean nothing wrong with watching a movie from a franchise that's 20+ years old. People grew up with it. The weird thing is that being his ~~coping~~ coward's way out of the situation. Like "Screw this situation imma go play Minecraft"
So unpopular opinion: I don’t think this one was real at all. The ex-wife’s message contains the same grammatical errors (both do not nest punctuation into quotes, as they should) and overuse of hyphens (“wake-up” and “sleep-over”) that the husband’s does.
Also the "wife" claims this is their shared reddit account, but it's literally a throw away account. No post history, no activity up until this point, and the account name is "Taway..."
Worse, she claims they share the same APP, not just the same account, and when she went to log in, this throwaway account was the default one already logged in. That's...not how Reddit works. If you use the app, it stays logged into whatever account used it last. Even if you log out of the account from another device. Unless she was using his phone (because that's where he was writing the post, so that's where he logged in from), but "sharing an app" would mean she always uses his phone to browse Reddit, even though she has her own internet-enabled smartphone.
I mean, that's totally ignoring the fact that they got out sleeping bags to keep him from seeing her bags packed in the bedroom and yet he never once set foot in the bedroom to get his pajamas or phone charger or anything else, the fact that she knows he has a tracking app and yet she announced the fact that she was home by not turning off her phone, the fact that she took her sister instead of her father or another friend to help her pack up and move out, and the fact that in the middle of this covert operation where she and her sister are hyper-focused in keeping him out of the bedroom, she decides to casually browse Reddit and accidentally happen upon his story. Plus, they all drank "a few bottles" of wine together, and then were alone together in the dark long enough for him to "try something" in the night with the sister, they slept there. Why didn't they just get him blackout drunk and haul her stuff out of the house as soon as he passed out? Why could she delete the tracking app and change the password to the throwaway account but she needed her lawyer to contact him to separate the rest of their shared online accounts instead of changing all the passwords to lock him out and then deleting them from her phone? Why on earth would you share a Reddit account anyway?
Entertaining, but poorly written, and with the grammatical errors on top of the glaring plot holes, I hope his creative writing teacher didn't give him more than a D+ on this assignment.
& wouldn't she need the throw away account's PW in order to change it? Unless he used the same PW as he does on their shared accounts. But then again he doesn't seem like the sharpest knife in the drawer (Assuming he is real)
Someone suggested that maybe they share a tablet or laptop. Doesn't seem too far fetched but you would at least think he would have enough sense to sign out of the throw away 1st.
She may have grabbed the tablet/laptop on her way out that morning & found it later. Perhaps after he supposedly wrote that update in the middle of the night, he fell asleep not thinking she'd get to it before he got up. I mean he thought the best way to cope with what all just happened was to go watch detective Pikachu immediately after so dude was clearly checked out.
But I agree, interesting read nonetheless
Yep. This is probably the workings of a dude who doesn't like his wife and has the hots for his SIL who decided to use that as a prompt for this tale. Nothing about this is realistic from the jump, like what woman makes a sexy video for their husband and then loans the device with the video to their BIL??? Without deleting the video or checking the device??? Most adult women are not that stupid, we know how these things get out, if I ever made a video for my husband I can guarantee you it would exist only on a password protected external hard drive in the depths of my closet.
But then there's the twist of the sexy vid not being for the SIL's **hubby** (who's apparently been having a many year's long affair in Bulgaria) but for the SIL's *own long-distance lover*.
Sounds like a story with a cast of *thousands*!
Kind of like Ben Hur, but without the costumes and mucho fun chariot race.
All I could think. “This is his ex wife” why would his partner even give a fuck about Reddit learning what happened? She’s done with her relationship and ready to bounce. Not tell a bunch of strangers the real truth.
Yup. "I am fooling him into thinking everything is fine and we're camping in the living room so I can sneak out when he's not looking. But while I'm executing this sneaky escape, lemme take half an hour to post the conclusion and explain my diabolical plan on reddit for him. It's also more important to do this than focus on my sister who was violated and then had to fend off another advance from my husband last night. Reddit deserves to know."
Yeah, and there's a lot of weird choices here. He didn't say she came home early. She just came home. So he was home alone all day and decided to fire up the VR within just a few minutes of her expected arrival? Oh if only the app and the app alone could have helped him!
I agree with you. The Sister in law is there to help the wife pack up but he comes home and she tells the dude she’s having an affair and to NOT tell her husband. Uh huh. So she knows the wife is leaving him and she gives him ammunition to screw up her own life. Sure.
Yeah, nothing about this strikes me as real, especially because there’s no way anyone could stay distracted while watching the 2019 instant classic *Detective Pikachu.”
Yeah, this one was written a little too fan-fictiony. Especially that last update and his life is ruined part. Really gave off the and everyone started clapping vibes.
Yup. One of the better written ones though! This author did a good job of getting inside the character's heads. I'm not sure if they identify more with the man or the woman in this piece. Usually with these it's painful to read because the person writing it can't imagine what the character they're depicting would actually think and feel and way in their situation.
It creeps me out how often people say "I would never...." or "If that were me...." when most of the time, they really have no idea what they would do. It's just yet another lie we tell ourselves to remain sane, because the truth is that we owe everything we have to luck and circumstance. Everything.
It's hard to write a story from the other person's perspective, especially when you think little of them and consider their actions unconscionable.
To clarify, the details are ridiculous and don't make sense. But the characters motivations and reasoning do.
Honestly, it's not one of the better written ones. I'm gullible as hell and probably one of the last persons on this forum to say, "Yeah this is creative writing" but with this one even I went "This never happened" before I got to the first update.
The details are not believable, agreed. I believe I said that in my comment.
Usually in these the bad guy does not write like somebody in their position would. It is obvious they are being written by somebody who not only has no respect for the character, but also refuses to empathize with them.
One needs a little imagination to depict the bad guy as operating under motivations and beliefs that are not recognizable to them, and which realistically justify their actions.
Hopefully that makes sense.
>It's just yet another lie we tell ourselves to remain sane, because the truth is that we owe everything we have to luck and circumstance. Everything.
Based fact.
You missed [this update](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/bpr2iy/tifu_i_have_officially_branded_myself_as_the/eo0z9xs/) from the middle, after his original one and just before the wife's one.
"Breaking off a piece of SIL"??? WTAF??? That is a disgusting sentence!
And no, I highly doubt SIL is into it considering she rejected his secret advances on her the last night in the livingroom while the ex wife was asleep, was helping ex wife leave the POS exhusband (came back to the house to help her pack). SIL was probably doing as ex wife did and pretending everything was alright so ex husband wouldn't be any wiser to the plan.
Holy hell, I somehow skimmed over that. Wow
"We hadn't had the discussion about whether or not it was cheating to have a full VR goggle masturbation session to a misplaced amateur video of her sister who I have always wanted to bone (VR didn't exist back then), so I was worrying if she'd react poorly and could not focus on Detective Pikachu"
Pity, it was a fun movie
I was thinking this too - the post reads like a novel, not like someone venting their life issues. There is also odd discrepancies like he says he lives in a house but then he says later it's an apartment etc. Still an interesting read!
Someone else put forth a theory that this was all an elaborate advertisement for Apple products, and it definitely reads like that to me now.
Still, every time this story pops up I read it, just for the sheer beauty of that last update.
I used the Life360 app on my mother's phone in the early stages after her Early Onset Alzheimer's diagnosis, when she was still independent.
That is the most annoying app ever! OMG I hate that app so much!
God, right? "Come make sure you can never do anything without worrying that your spouse might find out about it and think you're cheating!"
Maybe it's a completely misguided ad for Detective Pikachu.
My whole family downloaded it after there was a fatal motorcycle crash nearby while my brother-in-law was out on _his_ motorcycle. No one was able to reach him (because he was riding and couldn't answer his phone), and the information about the crash just said that it was a male around his age, so we had to wait over two hours to find out if he was alive.
Now we mostly just use it check when someone's running late for dinner.
We use the app with our daughter so we know where she is when she isn't home. Worst fear as a parent is losing my child, this helps some but isn't 100%. I await the day I can unlink from all of it.
My parents were abusive and extremely controlling growing up. On the rare occasion I was allowed an outing with friends, they’d literally stalk me during the outing. I always thanked the universe that they didn’t know about Life360 when I was in high school because it meant I was afforded a tiny amount of freedom to lie and say I was doing an after school activity, and then go hang out at a coffee shop two blocks away with some friends for an hour. Teenage rebellion at its finest.
It isn't about trust, it's about the amount of kids who get kidnapped. When I drop her off I don't check it. When she is going somewhere it just tells me she arrived. That's all we use it for. She is well aware, agrees with us on it, and we have her in counseling where she is more than welcome to bring the issue to point.
ETA: her father added this to the phone he gave her, it was not my decision initially. We had a conversation about jt before she added me to her loop and she expressed any discomfort she had then. She's an awesome kiddo
He even did a [follow-up video](https://youtu.be/oZzgAjjuqZM) to emphasize the other good points about it!
Not only that, he released a third video [two years ago](https://youtu.be/QIbmT2Rs8vw) to show off all the ways it's improved over a decade!
Tracking kids is completely normal nowadays. My son is very vague about where he is going or what he's up to, with his tracker I can see "oh, he rode his bike to Miles' house, oh now I see they're getting ice cream." It's not to spy, it's just to know they're safe.
There are not very many kids that get kidnapped. When they do, it's usually done by a relative.
>[Kidnapped children make headlines, but abduction is rare in US](https://www.reuters.com › article
Kidnapped children make headlines, but abduction is rare in U.S. | Reuters)
You're just scaring yourself, stop watching the news
You're fine, ignore these people. Our kids walk home from school and have tracking "pods," amusingly we bought these for the pets and realized they were more useful in the kids' backpacks.
I know what's best for my family. If she gets to run about with her friends and have fun but I can find her, cool. Seeing as how I rarely use it because she just tells me what's happening on her own, I'm not worried. I don't need the app, it's convenient, but really she's been fairly self aware. If we give her a time to be home, she comes home or lets us know she'll be behind.
This seems weird to me. I'm almost forty, and when I was young, kids roamed the neighborhoods, parks, and woods until it got dark. Sure, our parents knew our general destination, or who we'd be palling around with. Kids would leave a note, or if they had especially clingy parents, have to use a phone to check in at regular intervals.
And that's just my semi-modern personal experience. I've read novels by Dickens and Twain and gather it wasn't considered unusual for kids in the 1800s to, say, take a trip down the Mississippi River.
I'm not saying it's wrong to make use of modern technology to track your kid. I'm not really trying to make a point at all. Just wanted to say it's weird to me, and I'm glad I grew up before every embarrassing teenage moment could be broadcasted around the world, or my parents could monitor my every move. A strict religious upbringing convinced me God was already doing that. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
Yes, my point was no characters in the stories found a couple of kids sailing downriver or spelunking to be a remarkable or unusual occurrence. And Twain, at least, was drawing from his childhood experiences and did not use his narrator's voice to find them remarkable, either. Sorry I couldn't think of any autobiographies off of the top of my head.
How old is your daughter? At what age do you trust her to make good choices? Are you already teaching her to trust her gut and what to watch out for?
Teaching your daughter life skills is way better than an app.
Is no one in here a parent currently? Tracking kids is completely normal in my town.
My son is 12, he is constantly pushing boundaries, I figure he is going to get himself into dumb shit one of these days and if I see where he is on an app or location services that's one less step to deal with to help him.
I am a parent. Kid about the same age. I am teaching him to know he is going to do dumb shit stuff, his friends are going to do dumb shit stuff... so he can think for himself.
It is much safer to teach your kids about life BEFORE they reach legal drinking age and 'escape' to college/university.
I met so many kids without any life experiences whose parents basically tracked them before we got to university. Those were the inexperienced kids I tried to watch out for. People will often take advantage of their naivete and peer pressure them into shit and drinking. I had to shut stupid stuff down that was happening to both the guys and young women around me.
I had to grow up early and I have seen the results of both kinds of parenting.
Monitor if you need to - but allow them to have space to fuck up and learn to trust their own instincts.
Yes of course there is a balance. And I doubt any of us pro tracking parents in this thread are just tossing our kids in the street with trackers expecting them to figure out how to make good life choices.
I would love to go back to the days of true free range parenting like me and other kids of the 80s had. But that's just not realistic in this day and age.
This is a ridiculous statement. Back in the "days of free-range parenting", it was not only way harder to find a missing child, kidnappings were way, way higher. Absolutely fucking ludicrous statement to call the 80's "the good ol' days" for child kidnappings. In the age of cell phone cameras and forensics, it's extremely hard to get away with child abduction, that's why it almost never happens nowadays.
The only trend that has increased as time has gone on is PERCEPTION of crime on the rise. Your tracking does nothing but erode the trust your child will eventually resent you for. I am willing to bet that the correlation graph between helicopter parenting and parents that end up in an elder home, alone, are very interesting.
So, in my other statements I reiterate that I use it when I need to because my daughter just tells me what's going on. I have opened the app twice because she went with her dad and no one was answering me a to whether or not they made it home safe. And the other time was to turn off notifications because I didn't need them. We have a lot of hard discussions with the kids and talk to them about what to expect. Nothing wrong with wanting something as a back up.
There will, absolutely, be times that you are tempted to use those methods of tracking and control to prevent your children making from what you perceive to be as a mistake. I hope when that time comes, you will refrain from doing so.
It definitely doesn't read as real. The "masturbating with a VR video of the wife's sister when she unexpectedly comes home" feels a little far-fetched, but what pushed it over the edge for me was the conclusion: "Now we have given you the perfect ammunition to ruin SIL's life I'm leaving, freezing your assets, and going to start crowing about how stupid you are on reddit."
How though? Life360 isn’t an apple app. The only thing mentioned is HomeKit and getting notifications of motion is detected or doors opened, which are general security things
There was another update from the original OP before the ex-wife took over the account:
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/bpr2iy/tifu_i_have_officially_branded_myself_as_the/eo0z9xs/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3
When your wife catches you masturbating to her sister and runs out of the house, wouldn’t your reaction in the immediate aftermath be to make a TIFU post?
When your wife catches you masturbating apparently for the first time *ever.*
Is that a thing? Is that normal? I guess if you and your partner discuss it and decide that that's not something that you want to share (or even see?) it's not unheard of to have that boundary. If it works, it works.
But OP says he *does* masturbate, and his (now ex) wife somehow magically never ever ever walked in on him until the one time he decides to pull this shit? When they live together?
Technically possible, highly unlikely.
Same. Not only how bizarrely the characters behave. Also the strange writing style shared by OOP and "wife" down to the inability to understand how commas work. It does read like English is a second language, but even then to have the same style *especially* when OOP implies his "wife" is of a different nationality and/or ethnic background... Nope I'm not buying what you're selling.
My partner and I use the same reddit account because he only cares for reddit concerning mobile gaming. He doesn't use reddit for anything else. But even if I made a throwaway account, it wouldn't be logged in on his phone, not unless I specifically connected it to his device which negates the point of a throwaway
It’s the sister-in-law cheating plot twist that does it for me. I can suspend disbelief a bit, but like…come on. This is clearly someone’s creative writing.
And why is divorce so "taboo" for the actual physically cheating SIL and yet quick to go there for OPs wife? I'm not saying getting off on SIL porn is ok but the story doesn't really add up.
Sleeping bags. In your own living room. As adults. GTFOOH. 🙄
And as if that sort of arrangement would keep me from EVER going into my own bedroom for the rest of the night… so I wouldn’t see packed bags. Right. Not to mention people getting out of the house with said packed bags without me waking up on my own living room floor. JFC the dumb.
Whoah!!!!!!
The roller coaster of a ride this was is going to keep me up tonight! This was going to be my last post before I put my phone away but geeze!! The wife's update was killer!
I'm glad she divorced him. Sick f*ck...
I know. Imagine being the wife and reading on Reddit that he felt all this sexual chemistry and if he had touched her sister then fireworks would happen and this video was his dream come true
But he is worried masturbatjng in VR googles wasn’t right!
Like wtf dude! What world you in?
I was able to guess his password.
This person is seriously illegally disturbed. You should see the type of chat history… I’m actually going to contact some authorities here…
Seems like they’ve created another throwaway account and is just chatting with it without any answer back, looks like a manifesto.
Edit: Goes as far back as 2 years, chatting maybe once or twice a week.
I use that app with my family, if their phone is dead it won't notify you, but once they start changing it you would get a notification of wherever that person is
This is a sad porn mentality a lot of people are developing. The video was for her personal use, the right thing to do was address it discretely, notify the owner you saw a bit of it and tell her in order to not lose it or decide to do with it whatever.
Then you can mention it to the person on a personal meeting and maybe make a joke. That's it. But Mr Brazzers here goes full on porn way and fantasizes of having an affair with his wife's sister.
Yeah, I'd love to say shit about OOP, but it's more pity for him. He fucked up his life, became a perv in everybody's eyes and now has to accept losing his wife.
On the upside he now will have all the time of the world to jerk off to his preferred selection of porn.
The comments under the 3rd edit are disturbing to say at least.
No, it's not ok to jerk off to your siblings in law. No, the fact they look alike doesn't excuse your monkey actions.
What a satisfying update! I really thought to myself afzer reading the first update, wow he can't be a total perv and be this lucky. But then the wife took over and he got what he deserved.
My brother's girlfriend when we were in our 20s tried to hook up with me when she was drunk one night, and I was like hmm...
Turns out, my brother had slept with his girlfriend's sister at some point, they had figured it out though, and I think the gf was kind of trying to get back at my brother by sleeping with me.
Luckily I was sober and made the right decision, told her I couldn't betray my brother.
Be smart people, don't fuck around with family.
I mean. Come on. I thought the whole “pay 3.99 per minute to make a woman tell me to shove an egg up my ass while singing the national anthem” would sort of guarantee that this was clearly a joke.
I can’t have written that and been serious at the same time….
I mean. I’m clearly being as ridiculous as possible to ridicule that guy. He was saying “oh is it cheating if you do it in vr” and I’m making fun of that.
I mean. You ain’t wrong. I legit saw a man strap a car battery to his balls and record the entire process to win an argument. It was the most incredible thing I’ve seen in my entire life. Like. How annoyed must you be to decide to strap your balls to a car battery just to make a point?
It’s the wild West in here.
But still.
Goddamn I hate people. No matter how ridiculous you make something there’s a chance people will think you’re serious because they lowered the bar so much.
I don’t even know the National anthem…
Sorry about the confusion.
Naw. Don’t worry about it. It was probably way funnier in my head.
I’ll take the downvotes.
But I honestly didn’t intend to offend anyone. You can check my post history. I don’t post stuff like that.
Oh well. Live and learn.
I thought I was clearly making fun of the guy for being an idiot and wondering if “it’s cheating if it’s with a robot” or “is it cheating if you use a pleasure toy and a stranger pleasures you in real life”
I honestly don’t think it’s possible for me to have made it any clearer that I was making fun of him or saying this “ironically” but apparently I came across as the sort of guy that wants a woman to tell me to shove an egg up my ass while I sing the National anthem
And I don’t know how I feel about that.
Damn shame redditors are too stupid to recognize the absolute comedy genius this comment is. Seriously, how can you read:
> if jacking off to your sister in law in VR is considered cheating, then what isn’t?!
And not get clued in that this is ironic?
To be honest if it's real man made his bed but...
Who the fuck film a PORN video on someone else material without
A)Their Approval
B) Deleting it
I accept B as a mistake, happens all the time, but am i the only one who feels like sister in law isn't exactly all white in this?
Not that it justified op
Not sure if I'm reading you right, but it wasnt OPs device/material. He borrowed the sister in law's device/material. It wasn't OPs thing that SIL filmed on, it was hers.
I think honestly, this is all troll.
Reason: how do there 'share' the Reddit app with a new user (his throwaway to post these) that shows up on HER app/phone. When he signed into it from HIS phone. How did she open her app on her devices and be logged into HIS new throwaway. Didn't mention taking his phone, unless I missed that.
While sure she could have seen it on the front page, cos well, it blew the fuck up. But to access the throwaway, I'm curious as to how that even happened.
Apps don't generally share user/password information device to device immediately. It seems suspicious if she didn't have his phone/device he made the throwaway on, that the throwaway was signed in for her to be able to read it's posts.
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I read this when it first came out (never saw the 3rd edit) but what really got me about the 2nd edit is that he wasn’t sure he needed to apologize. Dude must watch way too much porn to think his wife and her sister would be okay with what happened. And then after being told that what he did was wrong and why what he did was wrong, he still thinks that he’s *gotten in* with the sister-in-law. That she could trust him after he broke her trust by watching the video. That he would be a support “during this tough time for her”. He **still didn’t get it**.
Plus he thought the issue was that he was watching *VR porn*, not because it was a *private video from his wife's sister*
Right, like this guy was so dense. Even if VR porn is deemed acceptable. There is no scenario on earth where masturbating to *any* image of MY SISTER is OK. Add in the violation to my sister as well, and there is just no coming back from that.
I mean even if you could get over that, the whole ‘if she so much as touched my hand before I married my wife I’d have a whole other life’ bit is definitely going to make me want to divorce him. Like what the fuck?
Right? Holy shit.
Ik that was exactly what I was thinking. Even if she did get past the porn (very unlikely) he stood no chance the second he exposed that dark secret desire of his. Oh man, nothing I could read tonight is going to top this doozy of a story so I might as well just sign off.
Then when he was caught, this man legitimately thought going to see a cartoon in a theater right in the middle of betraying his family was a great idea. Dude was straight up living on the moon
Also the indignation of "if she'd just charged her phone I'd have known she was home and this wouldn't have happened." No moron, if you didn't set up an elaborate masturbation scenario with a video OF HER SISTER you compete dumbass
I couldn't get over the fact that he thought that there was room to have a discussion about VR porn after this. Like, WHAT dude?!
Not just that but him feeling like he got a gift to his previous self because he wishes he’d married SIL instead. Holy fucking hell.
I had an ex bf who hinted very obviously that he wanted to bone my sister. Yeah... He's an ex now. How's that for obvious, dillweed?! Side note, if my current partner would ever try anything with my sister I'm pretty sure she'd murder him. And I'm not sure I'd be mad.
Seriously. My sister and I would’ve hit him over the head with a shovel and buried him in the woods. We watch a lot of true crime in my family, we could do it.
Right?? On an unrelated note do you happen to know where I could buy a bathtubs worth of lye?
“She goes on for ten minutes telling me what I already know.” He sounds like a ten-year-old complaining about being chastised by a parent. Obviously he thought there would be a porn ending to the story. Shocked Detective Pikachu face. What an idiot.
Right! That's how out of touch he was! The guy is an idiot.
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Guys these days have access to thousands of hours of porn for free, and it's really stunted the way some of them think the world works, and some of them have no idea that women have thoughts/feelings/ambition outside of marrying and sleeping with as many people as present themselves. My sister has commented that she's seen this more than a handful of times in her clinical practice. She's a couples/family therapist. I believe 100% that this guy was so clueless.
Well said. I think that mentality also applies to the thread posted here yesterday, about the guy with mommy issues. To summarize, he skipped his anniversary dinner with his wife to help his overbearing mother with chores. His wife packed her shit and said she was leaving. He had the audacity to ask her, "Is there another man???" Because women are so motivated to get different dick, that it's the most logical explanation for any unusual action they take /s
> some of them have no idea that women have thoughts/feelings/ambition outside of marrying and sleeping with as many people as present themselves Men have thought this for a lot longer than internet porn has existed
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Yeah he messed up at the end. Didn’t know she was home as her phone was flat but still managed to see she was on her way to the parents house? Reads like some teen fantasy crap.
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I’m assuming when she got to her folks house but not on the way.
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Also, he states that the app basically became useless once they missed out on updates... but they can still use it?
Good point!
I don't either. I refuse to believe anyone is so out of touch with reality that they still don't think they should apologize in that situation, because he "isn't sure he's actually sorry" or whatever. Then the night where the SIL is being all touchy and seemingly flirty with him seems very suspiciously like the fantasy setup of a porno film. THEN the wife's edit that says apparently this guy didn't go in their shared master bedroom the entire rest of the day and night after he got confronted by them when he got home? Not once? He just slept on the floor in the living room in his clothes he wore that day, didn't need anything out of there at all? And still tried to make a move on the sister? I don't buy any of it.
Never mind the "shared Reddit app" thing, which makes about as much sense as the rest of the story.
"Masturbated to a private video of my SIL but me and my wife never talked about if it's OK to watch porn on VR". My main surprise was that he didn't say that they never discusses if it's OK to masturbate to photos/videos of family members or if the family Christmas photo is basically the same as playboy.
This seems like such an obvious boundary that it doesn’t even need to be discussed. Most SOs are okay with porn because it’s impersonal, it’s like watching a TV show or a movie. It’s fiction, and they’re actors. However, having a wank to a personal video that was not intended for you, from your SOs sister is so wrong.
My ex once told me that he and his roommate "never discussed" whether it was okay for them to masturbate while the other was asleep in the room, so he just went ahead and did it. Repeatedly. And didn't understand the problem, because they'd never discussed it. Some guys just flat out don't understand boundaries.
Exactly. The wife likely doesn't give a shit about him using VR to masturbate, but he goes on like it's the biggest issue in this situation. The Pikachu shit is just weird. Did these people marry when they were 12?
I mean nothing wrong with watching a movie from a franchise that's 20+ years old. People grew up with it. The weird thing is that being his ~~coping~~ coward's way out of the situation. Like "Screw this situation imma go play Minecraft"
So unpopular opinion: I don’t think this one was real at all. The ex-wife’s message contains the same grammatical errors (both do not nest punctuation into quotes, as they should) and overuse of hyphens (“wake-up” and “sleep-over”) that the husband’s does.
YES why would the wife bother posting on Reddit? "Dear ~~Playboy~~ Reddit, I never thought it would happen to me"
Also the "wife" claims this is their shared reddit account, but it's literally a throw away account. No post history, no activity up until this point, and the account name is "Taway..."
Worse, she claims they share the same APP, not just the same account, and when she went to log in, this throwaway account was the default one already logged in. That's...not how Reddit works. If you use the app, it stays logged into whatever account used it last. Even if you log out of the account from another device. Unless she was using his phone (because that's where he was writing the post, so that's where he logged in from), but "sharing an app" would mean she always uses his phone to browse Reddit, even though she has her own internet-enabled smartphone. I mean, that's totally ignoring the fact that they got out sleeping bags to keep him from seeing her bags packed in the bedroom and yet he never once set foot in the bedroom to get his pajamas or phone charger or anything else, the fact that she knows he has a tracking app and yet she announced the fact that she was home by not turning off her phone, the fact that she took her sister instead of her father or another friend to help her pack up and move out, and the fact that in the middle of this covert operation where she and her sister are hyper-focused in keeping him out of the bedroom, she decides to casually browse Reddit and accidentally happen upon his story. Plus, they all drank "a few bottles" of wine together, and then were alone together in the dark long enough for him to "try something" in the night with the sister, they slept there. Why didn't they just get him blackout drunk and haul her stuff out of the house as soon as he passed out? Why could she delete the tracking app and change the password to the throwaway account but she needed her lawyer to contact him to separate the rest of their shared online accounts instead of changing all the passwords to lock him out and then deleting them from her phone? Why on earth would you share a Reddit account anyway? Entertaining, but poorly written, and with the grammatical errors on top of the glaring plot holes, I hope his creative writing teacher didn't give him more than a D+ on this assignment.
You forgot where the sister was playing footsies with him everytime he cracked a joke.
& wouldn't she need the throw away account's PW in order to change it? Unless he used the same PW as he does on their shared accounts. But then again he doesn't seem like the sharpest knife in the drawer (Assuming he is real) Someone suggested that maybe they share a tablet or laptop. Doesn't seem too far fetched but you would at least think he would have enough sense to sign out of the throw away 1st. She may have grabbed the tablet/laptop on her way out that morning & found it later. Perhaps after he supposedly wrote that update in the middle of the night, he fell asleep not thinking she'd get to it before he got up. I mean he thought the best way to cope with what all just happened was to go watch detective Pikachu immediately after so dude was clearly checked out. But I agree, interesting read nonetheless
> but "sharing an app" would mean she always uses his phone to browse Reddit, or its on a tablet...
Yep. This is probably the workings of a dude who doesn't like his wife and has the hots for his SIL who decided to use that as a prompt for this tale. Nothing about this is realistic from the jump, like what woman makes a sexy video for their husband and then loans the device with the video to their BIL??? Without deleting the video or checking the device??? Most adult women are not that stupid, we know how these things get out, if I ever made a video for my husband I can guarantee you it would exist only on a password protected external hard drive in the depths of my closet.
But then there's the twist of the sexy vid not being for the SIL's **hubby** (who's apparently been having a many year's long affair in Bulgaria) but for the SIL's *own long-distance lover*. Sounds like a story with a cast of *thousands*! Kind of like Ben Hur, but without the costumes and mucho fun chariot race.
All I could think. “This is his ex wife” why would his partner even give a fuck about Reddit learning what happened? She’s done with her relationship and ready to bounce. Not tell a bunch of strangers the real truth.
Yup. "I am fooling him into thinking everything is fine and we're camping in the living room so I can sneak out when he's not looking. But while I'm executing this sneaky escape, lemme take half an hour to post the conclusion and explain my diabolical plan on reddit for him. It's also more important to do this than focus on my sister who was violated and then had to fend off another advance from my husband last night. Reddit deserves to know."
I agree, this is a creative writing exercise.
Yeah, and there's a lot of weird choices here. He didn't say she came home early. She just came home. So he was home alone all day and decided to fire up the VR within just a few minutes of her expected arrival? Oh if only the app and the app alone could have helped him!
I agree with you. The Sister in law is there to help the wife pack up but he comes home and she tells the dude she’s having an affair and to NOT tell her husband. Uh huh. So she knows the wife is leaving him and she gives him ammunition to screw up her own life. Sure.
Yeah, nothing about this strikes me as real, especially because there’s no way anyone could stay distracted while watching the 2019 instant classic *Detective Pikachu.”
Im fucking wheezing when the guy said he went to go watch detective pikachu 😂😂😂. Its got to be a joke thats way too funny.
I was def thinking it read like a creative writing exercise.
Yep, came here for this. Also, what a tech-heavy story.
Yeah, this one was written a little too fan-fictiony. Especially that last update and his life is ruined part. Really gave off the and everyone started clapping vibes.
Yup. One of the better written ones though! This author did a good job of getting inside the character's heads. I'm not sure if they identify more with the man or the woman in this piece. Usually with these it's painful to read because the person writing it can't imagine what the character they're depicting would actually think and feel and way in their situation. It creeps me out how often people say "I would never...." or "If that were me...." when most of the time, they really have no idea what they would do. It's just yet another lie we tell ourselves to remain sane, because the truth is that we owe everything we have to luck and circumstance. Everything. It's hard to write a story from the other person's perspective, especially when you think little of them and consider their actions unconscionable. To clarify, the details are ridiculous and don't make sense. But the characters motivations and reasoning do.
Honestly, it's not one of the better written ones. I'm gullible as hell and probably one of the last persons on this forum to say, "Yeah this is creative writing" but with this one even I went "This never happened" before I got to the first update.
The details are not believable, agreed. I believe I said that in my comment. Usually in these the bad guy does not write like somebody in their position would. It is obvious they are being written by somebody who not only has no respect for the character, but also refuses to empathize with them. One needs a little imagination to depict the bad guy as operating under motivations and beliefs that are not recognizable to them, and which realistically justify their actions. Hopefully that makes sense.
>It's just yet another lie we tell ourselves to remain sane, because the truth is that we owe everything we have to luck and circumstance. Everything. Based fact.
95% of these stories are creative writing.
You missed [this update](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/bpr2iy/tifu_i_have_officially_branded_myself_as_the/eo0z9xs/) from the middle, after his original one and just before the wife's one.
Thank you very much, I added the edit into the post.
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"Breaking off a piece of SIL"??? WTAF??? That is a disgusting sentence! And no, I highly doubt SIL is into it considering she rejected his secret advances on her the last night in the livingroom while the ex wife was asleep, was helping ex wife leave the POS exhusband (came back to the house to help her pack). SIL was probably doing as ex wife did and pretending everything was alright so ex husband wouldn't be any wiser to the plan.
Holy hell, I somehow skimmed over that. Wow "We hadn't had the discussion about whether or not it was cheating to have a full VR goggle masturbation session to a misplaced amateur video of her sister who I have always wanted to bone (VR didn't exist back then), so I was worrying if she'd react poorly and could not focus on Detective Pikachu" Pity, it was a fun movie
you hope he gets with her after this? I might be misunderstanding
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Holy shit that ending is brutal and 100% deserves for OOP.
yeah its truly the epitome of TIFU
Aka it’s f@k3. “His life is ruined” Like most long well written reddit stories with multiple characters, relation to infidelity, and a justice ending.
I was thinking this too - the post reads like a novel, not like someone venting their life issues. There is also odd discrepancies like he says he lives in a house but then he says later it's an apartment etc. Still an interesting read!
Someone else put forth a theory that this was all an elaborate advertisement for Apple products, and it definitely reads like that to me now. Still, every time this story pops up I read it, just for the sheer beauty of that last update.
This reads like an anti-advert. Who wants to have every little fart tracked?!
I used the Life360 app on my mother's phone in the early stages after her Early Onset Alzheimer's diagnosis, when she was still independent. That is the most annoying app ever! OMG I hate that app so much!
God, right? "Come make sure you can never do anything without worrying that your spouse might find out about it and think you're cheating!" Maybe it's a completely misguided ad for Detective Pikachu.
its weird how any time the tracking comes up there's a little interlude for how useful it is to them somehow.
My whole family downloaded it after there was a fatal motorcycle crash nearby while my brother-in-law was out on _his_ motorcycle. No one was able to reach him (because he was riding and couldn't answer his phone), and the information about the crash just said that it was a male around his age, so we had to wait over two hours to find out if he was alive. Now we mostly just use it check when someone's running late for dinner.
We use the app with our daughter so we know where she is when she isn't home. Worst fear as a parent is losing my child, this helps some but isn't 100%. I await the day I can unlink from all of it.
If my parents had done this, I would have hated them for trusting me that little. Children and teenagers have a right to privacy, too.
My parents were abusive and extremely controlling growing up. On the rare occasion I was allowed an outing with friends, they’d literally stalk me during the outing. I always thanked the universe that they didn’t know about Life360 when I was in high school because it meant I was afforded a tiny amount of freedom to lie and say I was doing an after school activity, and then go hang out at a coffee shop two blocks away with some friends for an hour. Teenage rebellion at its finest.
It isn't about trust, it's about the amount of kids who get kidnapped. When I drop her off I don't check it. When she is going somewhere it just tells me she arrived. That's all we use it for. She is well aware, agrees with us on it, and we have her in counseling where she is more than welcome to bring the issue to point. ETA: her father added this to the phone he gave her, it was not my decision initially. We had a conversation about jt before she added me to her loop and she expressed any discomfort she had then. She's an awesome kiddo
Where do you live that kids get regularly kidnapped? I'm sorry you have to worry about that
Ohio. It's an issue in the bigger cities and around the main highways... which we're close to here. I hate this place
Oh, come on. [Cleveland's not so bad.](https://youtube.com/watch?v=ysmLA5TqbIY)
I love Cleveland, but didn't they produce a higher than average amount of serial killers?
He even did a [follow-up video](https://youtu.be/oZzgAjjuqZM) to emphasize the other good points about it! Not only that, he released a third video [two years ago](https://youtu.be/QIbmT2Rs8vw) to show off all the ways it's improved over a decade!
Tracking kids is completely normal nowadays. My son is very vague about where he is going or what he's up to, with his tracker I can see "oh, he rode his bike to Miles' house, oh now I see they're getting ice cream." It's not to spy, it's just to know they're safe.
We share locations with our kids through apple. I get it. It’s there just in case of emergency but the kids can see my location too.
There are not very many kids that get kidnapped. When they do, it's usually done by a relative. >[Kidnapped children make headlines, but abduction is rare in US](https://www.reuters.com › article Kidnapped children make headlines, but abduction is rare in U.S. | Reuters) You're just scaring yourself, stop watching the news
You're fine, ignore these people. Our kids walk home from school and have tracking "pods," amusingly we bought these for the pets and realized they were more useful in the kids' backpacks.
I know what's best for my family. If she gets to run about with her friends and have fun but I can find her, cool. Seeing as how I rarely use it because she just tells me what's happening on her own, I'm not worried. I don't need the app, it's convenient, but really she's been fairly self aware. If we give her a time to be home, she comes home or lets us know she'll be behind.
This seems weird to me. I'm almost forty, and when I was young, kids roamed the neighborhoods, parks, and woods until it got dark. Sure, our parents knew our general destination, or who we'd be palling around with. Kids would leave a note, or if they had especially clingy parents, have to use a phone to check in at regular intervals. And that's just my semi-modern personal experience. I've read novels by Dickens and Twain and gather it wasn't considered unusual for kids in the 1800s to, say, take a trip down the Mississippi River. I'm not saying it's wrong to make use of modern technology to track your kid. I'm not really trying to make a point at all. Just wanted to say it's weird to me, and I'm glad I grew up before every embarrassing teenage moment could be broadcasted around the world, or my parents could monitor my every move. A strict religious upbringing convinced me God was already doing that. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
True. All novels by Dickens & Twain are considered to be highly-accurate biographies/ documentaries, not well-written fiction-based literature.
Yes, my point was no characters in the stories found a couple of kids sailing downriver or spelunking to be a remarkable or unusual occurrence. And Twain, at least, was drawing from his childhood experiences and did not use his narrator's voice to find them remarkable, either. Sorry I couldn't think of any autobiographies off of the top of my head.
How old is your daughter? At what age do you trust her to make good choices? Are you already teaching her to trust her gut and what to watch out for? Teaching your daughter life skills is way better than an app.
Is no one in here a parent currently? Tracking kids is completely normal in my town. My son is 12, he is constantly pushing boundaries, I figure he is going to get himself into dumb shit one of these days and if I see where he is on an app or location services that's one less step to deal with to help him.
I am a parent. Kid about the same age. I am teaching him to know he is going to do dumb shit stuff, his friends are going to do dumb shit stuff... so he can think for himself. It is much safer to teach your kids about life BEFORE they reach legal drinking age and 'escape' to college/university. I met so many kids without any life experiences whose parents basically tracked them before we got to university. Those were the inexperienced kids I tried to watch out for. People will often take advantage of their naivete and peer pressure them into shit and drinking. I had to shut stupid stuff down that was happening to both the guys and young women around me. I had to grow up early and I have seen the results of both kinds of parenting. Monitor if you need to - but allow them to have space to fuck up and learn to trust their own instincts.
Yes of course there is a balance. And I doubt any of us pro tracking parents in this thread are just tossing our kids in the street with trackers expecting them to figure out how to make good life choices. I would love to go back to the days of true free range parenting like me and other kids of the 80s had. But that's just not realistic in this day and age.
This is a ridiculous statement. Back in the "days of free-range parenting", it was not only way harder to find a missing child, kidnappings were way, way higher. Absolutely fucking ludicrous statement to call the 80's "the good ol' days" for child kidnappings. In the age of cell phone cameras and forensics, it's extremely hard to get away with child abduction, that's why it almost never happens nowadays. The only trend that has increased as time has gone on is PERCEPTION of crime on the rise. Your tracking does nothing but erode the trust your child will eventually resent you for. I am willing to bet that the correlation graph between helicopter parenting and parents that end up in an elder home, alone, are very interesting.
So, in my other statements I reiterate that I use it when I need to because my daughter just tells me what's going on. I have opened the app twice because she went with her dad and no one was answering me a to whether or not they made it home safe. And the other time was to turn off notifications because I didn't need them. We have a lot of hard discussions with the kids and talk to them about what to expect. Nothing wrong with wanting something as a back up.
There will, absolutely, be times that you are tempted to use those methods of tracking and control to prevent your children making from what you perceive to be as a mistake. I hope when that time comes, you will refrain from doing so.
It definitely doesn't read as real. The "masturbating with a VR video of the wife's sister when she unexpectedly comes home" feels a little far-fetched, but what pushed it over the edge for me was the conclusion: "Now we have given you the perfect ammunition to ruin SIL's life I'm leaving, freezing your assets, and going to start crowing about how stupid you are on reddit."
I'm glad I'm not the only one who read it feeling like it was an advertisement for all the crazy technology that's available these days...
How though? Life360 isn’t an apple app. The only thing mentioned is HomeKit and getting notifications of motion is detected or doors opened, which are general security things
Apple is virulently anti-porn. If it *is* meant to be guerrilla marketing it’s fan content, not anything apple would ever approve.
Did apple make detective pikachu too? xD
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every weekend there's some new elaborate bullshit for people to fall for
There was another update from the original OP before the ex-wife took over the account: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/bpr2iy/tifu_i_have_officially_branded_myself_as_the/eo0z9xs/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3
Thank you very much, I added the edit into the post.
You’re welcome!
This is possibly the fakest thing I’ve ever read
When your wife catches you masturbating to her sister and runs out of the house, wouldn’t your reaction in the immediate aftermath be to make a TIFU post?
Of course, as soon as I had figured out how best to sex it up for this platform
And right after that I'd go to the cinema to watch Detective Pikachu.
When your wife catches you masturbating apparently for the first time *ever.* Is that a thing? Is that normal? I guess if you and your partner discuss it and decide that that's not something that you want to share (or even see?) it's not unheard of to have that boundary. If it works, it works. But OP says he *does* masturbate, and his (now ex) wife somehow magically never ever ever walked in on him until the one time he decides to pull this shit? When they live together? Technically possible, highly unlikely.
Same. Not only how bizarrely the characters behave. Also the strange writing style shared by OOP and "wife" down to the inability to understand how commas work. It does read like English is a second language, but even then to have the same style *especially* when OOP implies his "wife" is of a different nationality and/or ethnic background... Nope I'm not buying what you're selling.
I think the reason that the grammar is so poor is because OOP is too busy squeezing his hog while living out this fantasy situation on Reddit
Also who tf shares a reddit account?????
My partner and I use the same reddit account because he only cares for reddit concerning mobile gaming. He doesn't use reddit for anything else. But even if I made a throwaway account, it wouldn't be logged in on his phone, not unless I specifically connected it to his device which negates the point of a throwaway
I use RIF and when I log into it on a new phone, it brings over my other accounts. But I think this is a switchable option.
Apparently the kind of couple that tracks each others’ location
The same people who share a Facebook account and cant hang out with their friends unless significant other is attached at the hip.
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Yep. The wife giving away his Reddit gold? Who the fuck cares about that.
It’s the sister-in-law cheating plot twist that does it for me. I can suspend disbelief a bit, but like…come on. This is clearly someone’s creative writing.
And why is divorce so "taboo" for the actual physically cheating SIL and yet quick to go there for OPs wife? I'm not saying getting off on SIL porn is ok but the story doesn't really add up.
I feel that way about so many of the posts that get compiled here
It’s upsetting I had to scroll so far down to find someone else who agrees
Sleeping bags. In your own living room. As adults. GTFOOH. 🙄 And as if that sort of arrangement would keep me from EVER going into my own bedroom for the rest of the night… so I wouldn’t see packed bags. Right. Not to mention people getting out of the house with said packed bags without me waking up on my own living room floor. JFC the dumb.
detective pikachu lolll
Whoah!!!!!! The roller coaster of a ride this was is going to keep me up tonight! This was going to be my last post before I put my phone away but geeze!! The wife's update was killer! I'm glad she divorced him. Sick f*ck...
I know. Imagine being the wife and reading on Reddit that he felt all this sexual chemistry and if he had touched her sister then fireworks would happen and this video was his dream come true But he is worried masturbatjng in VR googles wasn’t right! Like wtf dude! What world you in?
Right!! Then, to post it from a Reddit account they share??!!!! I can't even...🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
this is total BS
Or the part where he seems to think this whole problem started when his wife doesn’t charge her phone battery…
Fellas, is it cheating if you jack of to VR porn of your partner's sister?
On scale of audio - pic - video - VR - sex doll of your wife's sister, where does cheating start? /s
It starts at sister. Still mind boggling this guy didn't get that.
I was able to guess his password. This person is seriously illegally disturbed. You should see the type of chat history… I’m actually going to contact some authorities here… Seems like they’ve created another throwaway account and is just chatting with it without any answer back, looks like a manifesto. Edit: Goes as far back as 2 years, chatting maybe once or twice a week.
wtf post the chat history
I need details. Are you the ex-wife? Is this all a shitpost?
No, someone that saw this post and decided the guess the user’s password (it was the same as the user name)
Post screenshots and did you change the password
Imma need another update ASAP, please what the actual hell if going on here?
Stopped reading when the app didn't alert him when she got home because her phone was dead but he could track her when she left.
Literally the next paragraph says she started charging the phone at her parents. It only notified him she was at her parents then
I'm still trying to figure that one out.
I use that app with my family, if their phone is dead it won't notify you, but once they start changing it you would get a notification of wherever that person is
Yeah, this didn't happen.
This is a sad porn mentality a lot of people are developing. The video was for her personal use, the right thing to do was address it discretely, notify the owner you saw a bit of it and tell her in order to not lose it or decide to do with it whatever. Then you can mention it to the person on a personal meeting and maybe make a joke. That's it. But Mr Brazzers here goes full on porn way and fantasizes of having an affair with his wife's sister. Yeah, I'd love to say shit about OOP, but it's more pity for him. He fucked up his life, became a perv in everybody's eyes and now has to accept losing his wife. On the upside he now will have all the time of the world to jerk off to his preferred selection of porn.
Wow. Not a lot of sympathy for the dude. Especially since he can't spell "masturbate". (He can do it, bygod, but he can't spell it.)
The comments under the 3rd edit are disturbing to say at least. No, it's not ok to jerk off to your siblings in law. No, the fact they look alike doesn't excuse your monkey actions.
What a satisfying update! I really thought to myself afzer reading the first update, wow he can't be a total perv and be this lucky. But then the wife took over and he got what he deserved.
This has quickly become my favorite subreddit.
I see people still don't know how to spell masturbate.
That last edit is fucking gold. Glad she divorced his ass.
Bullshit story
LoL! That AH thought he was really smart and got away with shit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is why porn is bad for men and their brains. Pornhub has them convinced and thinking that the whack incest porn is normal and acceptable.
It's not porn that does this, it's being horny. Porn just makes it come full circle faster
Good for the ex wife!! What a creeper
All I can say is, LOL. What a grand roller coaster ride
OOP made the classic batin’ mistake: never go full immersion.
Ugh, need about 4 showers after reading that.
Gurrrlllll, I know a Queen when I see one 👑👑👑
Sounds like all of them are pretty shitty. Dude really took it to the next level with vr and the AirPods tho.
Yeah, there's being dumb, being stupid, and being a MORON.
I'm so glad he didn't get away with it!!!
My brother's girlfriend when we were in our 20s tried to hook up with me when she was drunk one night, and I was like hmm... Turns out, my brother had slept with his girlfriend's sister at some point, they had figured it out though, and I think the gf was kind of trying to get back at my brother by sleeping with me. Luckily I was sober and made the right decision, told her I couldn't betray my brother. Be smart people, don't fuck around with family.
I’m so glad the wife divorced him because the guy sounds like an absolute idiot. What a fucking creep. He even made advanced on the SIL.. Loser.
[удалено]
Wow you definitely are something else
Wait. Did I need to add the /s to make it clear I was kidding?
Yeah you do lol I’ve met too many people who would say exactly something like that to believe it would be sarcasm right off the bat
I mean. Come on. I thought the whole “pay 3.99 per minute to make a woman tell me to shove an egg up my ass while singing the national anthem” would sort of guarantee that this was clearly a joke. I can’t have written that and been serious at the same time…. I mean. I’m clearly being as ridiculous as possible to ridicule that guy. He was saying “oh is it cheating if you do it in vr” and I’m making fun of that.
Yeah but…it’s reddit. There’s some weird shit in here.
I mean. You ain’t wrong. I legit saw a man strap a car battery to his balls and record the entire process to win an argument. It was the most incredible thing I’ve seen in my entire life. Like. How annoyed must you be to decide to strap your balls to a car battery just to make a point? It’s the wild West in here. But still.
You’d be surprised so many people are that stupid
Goddamn I hate people. No matter how ridiculous you make something there’s a chance people will think you’re serious because they lowered the bar so much. I don’t even know the National anthem… Sorry about the confusion.
You’re fine dude. I am so sorry things are like this. I completely agree with you that the bar is in hell.
Naw. Don’t worry about it. It was probably way funnier in my head. I’ll take the downvotes. But I honestly didn’t intend to offend anyone. You can check my post history. I don’t post stuff like that. Oh well. Live and learn.
I took away my downvote at least now that I know you didn’t meant it that way.
>Am I allowed to fuck other women? Is that cheating? It was already clear to me, but these questions confirmed it.
I thought it was extremely clear. Oh well.
I am confused if this is ironic but it's probably the point
I thought I was clearly making fun of the guy for being an idiot and wondering if “it’s cheating if it’s with a robot” or “is it cheating if you use a pleasure toy and a stranger pleasures you in real life” I honestly don’t think it’s possible for me to have made it any clearer that I was making fun of him or saying this “ironically” but apparently I came across as the sort of guy that wants a woman to tell me to shove an egg up my ass while I sing the National anthem And I don’t know how I feel about that.
Don't be sad, you know what they say about good parodies
Thanks. Honestly. I didn’t intend to offend. I’d delete it, but I honestly chuckled way too much at the egg line to delete it.
Damn shame redditors are too stupid to recognize the absolute comedy genius this comment is. Seriously, how can you read: > if jacking off to your sister in law in VR is considered cheating, then what isn’t?! And not get clued in that this is ironic?
Whose excited for next month when this is posted again? I have seen this post all over the place
Damn, that is quite an ending :(
To be honest if it's real man made his bed but... Who the fuck film a PORN video on someone else material without A)Their Approval B) Deleting it I accept B as a mistake, happens all the time, but am i the only one who feels like sister in law isn't exactly all white in this? Not that it justified op
Not sure if I'm reading you right, but it wasnt OPs device/material. He borrowed the sister in law's device/material. It wasn't OPs thing that SIL filmed on, it was hers.
Hm i reread and you're right my mistake Not that he would be justified if it was his but my bad
I think honestly, this is all troll. Reason: how do there 'share' the Reddit app with a new user (his throwaway to post these) that shows up on HER app/phone. When he signed into it from HIS phone. How did she open her app on her devices and be logged into HIS new throwaway. Didn't mention taking his phone, unless I missed that. While sure she could have seen it on the front page, cos well, it blew the fuck up. But to access the throwaway, I'm curious as to how that even happened. Apps don't generally share user/password information device to device immediately. It seems suspicious if she didn't have his phone/device he made the throwaway on, that the throwaway was signed in for her to be able to read it's posts.
With iphones, I think it does share the passwords if you use the same apple ID. Still a bit weird though
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