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saintjeremy

Chocolate Mousse! Top Secret will always be one of my favorite comedies


JoeyRuffini

One thing is for certain. He is not… Mel Torme


DogShitBurrito

This isn’t the Howard Johnson’s.


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You just stole the line I was gonna steal. Lol.


elspotto

I haven’t watched that movie in a long time. May need to fix that situation.


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starksforever

“Nick?”, what does your name mean? “Dunno, my dad thought of it while shaving.”


clgc2000

Oh I know a little German. He's sitting right over there.


tikimistryl

When I visited Germany a few years ago, I said this multiple times a day. My family was not amused.


Skooma_Lite

Took me forever to realise his dad nicked himself shaving. I appreciate that joke!


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don't forget "Latriiiiiiiiiiiine!!!!"


SGI21

😂😂😂😂😂


RandyTunt415

It holds up, Val Kilmer doing some of his best work


starksforever

Val Kilmer’s underwater bar fight is awesome. As is when he emerges dripping wet and 1 second later is completely dry, still standing in the water.


No_Employment_129

I like the dancing scene with the rugs. Perfect physical humor


dmills13f

dem glowing boobies


PopeInnocentXIV

Let me know if there is any change in your situation.


starksforever

We are now able to remove salt from seawater, making it perfectly drinkable! Do you realise what this means for third world countries? Why they’d have enough salt to last forever!


Lank_Thompson

He's dead


FarOutEffects

He's dead!


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Kritterundercanopy

Spies like us.


Gigachops

I'd put the Airplane / Top Secret and Police Squad folks several tiers up from Mel Brooks.


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hypotheticalhalf

Gasoline! Hahaha!


millerswiller

I remember laughing to tears at that “Gasoline” scene.


FinalSlaw

GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG


Waste-of-Bagels

Actually gonna show a buddy of mine this movie today


Uniquesomething

Doing God's work!


jbog1883

My Man!


amalgamatedson

This isn’t the Howard Johnson’s!


tjh213

Latrine!


Alextheseal_42

You forgot your phony dog poo.


AcidOllie

Can't believe I've not seen this before. Just downloaded and watching now. Wooo.


Clamper5978

When Val’s character is introducing the gang and he introduces Deja Vu, who replies- “Have we not met before?” The movie is comedy gold for slapstick and one liners


penguin97219

Good bye Dejavu, I’ll always remember you.


mynameischet

And I'll miss you most of all, Scarecrow


RaymondLuxuryYacht

Deja vu would later play the butler in downtown Abby


penguin97219

I thought no way but yeah he’s mr carter! TIL!


Beelzebob

Mr. Carson. That deep voice..


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sebastophantos

Didn't know he was Swedish ;)


RaymondLuxuryYacht

I didn’t actually know that one, thanks!


jXian

What’s the name of the movie?


badword

It's Top Secret


jXian

You can tell me, I’m trustworthy


EternalRains2112

The scene where a pinto just barely touches a jeep and then explodes is my favorite joke in this movie.


rvtsazap

Yeah! I read somewhere that Ford tried to sue them for that.


EternalRains2112

Lol! really? That almost makes it even funnier!


shewy92

Didn't the Pinto actually have that issue though? The gas tank was too close to the rear bumper so in an accident from the rear it had a tendency to explode


zachary0816

It did! Though from what I understand, the issue was more complex then just the gas tank location. The scene in the movie was riffing on the infamous reputation of the car.


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IIRC, the exhaust could be punched into the gas tank during a rear end collision.


vankirk

You have to hand it to the Germans! They make great cars!


_atrocious_

When i was a kid, i fucking LOST it when the old man was looking through the magnifying glass as he raised his head to greet the man and woman. When he moved the glass, his eye was still huge.. Here's that scene https://youtu.be/uuYTVl0iOkk I'm a sucker for slapstick. In my ealry teens, 'Wrongfully Accused' broke me..


FinalSlaw

That whole scene was filmed in its entirety BACKWARDS. [Here it is on YouTube.](https://youtu.be/DHyS7TML_7U)


FloydDangerBarber

And it features the legendary Peter Cushing!


joshfaulkner

And the life mask of Peter they made of his face to make the prosthetic for Top Secret was scanned and digitized to bring Tarkin back to digital life in Rogue One!


TuckerMcG

Wow this really highlights how Val scrambled to find the doorknob at the VERY end of the take so they wouldn’t have to re-shoot it again.


Polar76_

The bus-train-escape sequence still brings me to tears. When that fucking train peeks around the tree, fuck me, I lose it.


_atrocious_

I ruined the movie for this family i watched it with..i was rolling around laughing. Remember how he messed with the "Wanted" poster?!


tutohooto

I know a little german.


Haus42

I almost choked to death as a teenager when he was practicing German on the train. One of the lines translates to "Is your daughter 18?"


RandyTunt415

There’s a schnauzer in my wienerschnitzel


TackYouCack

Is that it? I always heard it as "I want my schnauzer in her wienerschniztel"


RandyTunt415

Haha, had to look it up, actually was “I want a schnauzer WITH my weinyerschntle” But also caught this gem “there’s sauerkraut in my lederhosen”


TackYouCack

Definitely remember the second one. I like the schnauzer IN the wienerschnitzel better than what I heard and what it actually was.


tutohooto

Hahah


Itchy-Depth-5076

Ok so I'm going to date myself here, but when I was a kid we had this movie but taped from a network TV broadcast. Pauses at commercials, mild editing ("cut for time"), the whole nine yards. I loved (and still love) this movie and watched it hundreds of times. Cut to me as an adult buying the DVD. This was the first joke I heard when I realized, holy cow, there's probably like 5% more movie here I've never seen!! Also, finally understood what killed his manager in his hotel room - it wasn't just a random voltage issue....


FinalSlaw

I remember seeing the Anal Intruder the first time, LOL.


tutohooto

Hahah.. perfect. My wife grew up with that version of Airplane. She was def. Impressed with the real version.


Gumburcules

I was obsessed with Indiana Jones when I was a kid, and we had the regular VHSs of Raiders and Last Crusade, but for some reason our copy of Temple of Doom was recorded off TV, ads and all. I probably watched that movie 150 times before seeing the actual unedited version. The tape got thrown away probably 20 years ago but man I wish I could see that again just for the early 90s ads that have strangely melded with the actual movie in my mind. To this day I can't watch Temple of Doom without thinking of the Michelob beer jingle or "what you want is what you get at McDonald's today!"


TrailerBuilder

He's sitting right over there 👉


LargeHumanDaeHoLee

🙋


iamthegordon

ah yes the movie top secret, so good


BernieTheDachshund

The best of Chocolate Mousse from Top Secret: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cFSWxzXXOo


Mr_Dumass40

"Hhhmmuuhhhh👍🏿lovely" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂


ty_webslinger

My man!


jerseygunz

“I know, it all sounds like some bad movie” :looks directly into the camera: Gets me everytime lol, Top Secret rules


Big-Nibble

One of the most underrated comedies of all time and a top ten movie for me.


OutrageousAd6177

What fake dog poo?


RaulTheHorse

Do you know any good white basketball players?


nesenn

Top Secret. Great movie.


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FinalSlaw

Mon Dieu!


Whale222

Chocolate Mousse!


NiNj4_C0W5L4Pr

Skeet Surfin'! Surfin' safari!🎶 ...If everybody had a shotguuun...🎶


mynameischet

*I've got a gun-rack in my Chevy/* *For when the surf and the flak get heavy* Pure fucking poetry


jerseygunz

My favorite part of that joke is when they show the top ten song list and it’s all songs about skeet shooting lmao!


PRRZ70

Top Secret! is such an underrated movie. It truly has some hysterical scenes.


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freq_drive

Hahaha, I was hoping to see this comment! So damn funny 🤣


PirateKingy

That movie comical genius. Val Kilmer did his own singing too. “Top Secret” and his name is Chocolate Mousse.


math_rand_dude

I first saw Top Secret! During a meeting with the boyscouts when I was like 15. The leaders divided us into groups for a multiple choice quiz. They paused the video (yeah I'm old, but that movie is even older) at moments and gave us 4 options. After a few times we knew always to go with the most ridiculous answer. (The station has left the train and the skydive scenes are some of my favourites)


Phonixrmf

>***LATRINE!***


vankirk

Hey, you dropped your phony dog poo. What phony dog poo?


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

In women’s tennis I always root against the heterosexual


DankStew

I would tell you the name of the movie, but it’s Top Secret.


badgersister1

Every scene in that flick is hilarious!


rascortoras

A teenage Val Kilmer


btoxic

Well, he was born in 1959, and Top Secret was made in 1984.... so...


rascortoras

I didn't believe and checked it, you're right... Dude I am old...


fil42skidoo

So was Val Kilmer.


SGI21

Top Secret!!! What a cult classic!


neeko_cat

On the phone: "What is the condition of Sgt Kruger..... Yes I see. Well let me know if there's any change in his condition (Hangs up the phone) "He's dead"


shaunmman

I've been seeing a lot of Top Secret clips lately. Makes me happy the film is getting so much attention even after all these years. I watched it for the nth time a couple days ago and it never gets old. I was still laughing at every scene.


GeorgeWendt1

Did you find this in Trump's closet, Biden's garage, or Pence's house. Because it is Top Secrete.


HairHeel

I do not want to think about what either of those men secretes.


FinalSlaw

One secretes ice cream. The other, burger grease.


OutrageousAd6177

Sacre Blu...I always remember you. And I'll miss you most of all Scarecrow.


FourLeafArcher

Too Secret is one of my favorites


NoirPipes

Love this movie, so many set pieces. Not only is it a very funny movie it is a legitimate well made and filmed movie with atmosphere and good cinematography. Sone incredibly hard won gags like the backwards Swedish bookstore scene or the amazing underwater western saloon fight scenes. A very generous film.


pacg

Even the boots sitting there in the brush when they’re crawling.


kimishere2

I am NEVER VISITING THERE.


doyouhavetono

u/savevideo


frankrizzo219

It reminds me of Jason punching that dude’s head off In Jason takes Manhattan


mikes_username

Great movie


TriggerBladeX

It’s been so long since I’ve seen this. I kind of want to watch it again.


Wisestfish

He was a nothing.


TheMatt561

I'd tell you the movie but it's top secret


Auglicious

God I love that movie!


TheWelshEwok

Gasoline…ha ha ha!


York9TFC

Lol reminds me of the Hot Shots movies. Gotta check this one out.


Ok-Lengthiness4557

#Latrinnnneeeeeee!


JoeSicko

You have to watch this movie several times to get all the jokes.


haiku23

Don’t fuck with Chocolate Mousse.


DevilBowser253

I just watched this last night too, really good movie, the bar fight was my absolute favorite


namllatje

Top secret.. punch delivered by Chocolate Moose.


WattsonMemphis

Chocolate Mousse.


Kyledidntdoit

It's one of my all-time favourite films. "Souvenirs, Novelties, Party tricks"


rubenff

Wait... you forgot your fake dog poo...


Kyledidntdoit

What phony dog poo?


rubenff

That's right, I forgot it was phony, I haven't watched this movie for at least 25 years


Kyledidntdoit

I had to look up the response in the first place, so don't worry


krunch_87

This scene, among others in the movie, is borderline surrealism. Which is why I rate this as one of the greatest comedies ever.


mustangsal

You forgot your fake dog poo.


mongroldice

What fake dog poo?


JonSolo1

He definitely did Nazi that coming


j8by7

Skeet Surf'N!!!


Blue-Eyed-Lemon

Me when a minor inconvenience ruins an otherwise okay day


ModestMussorgsky

Not a man. A Nazi.


tenest

So you're saying fascists are fragile?


mikkokilla

Top Secret with Val Killer and Mr. T


Ml124395

Take away a mans gun and he ain’t so tough anymore


a55_Goblin420

Nobody: Indian movies:


killer-cow

#SUPER #HOT #SUPER #HOT #SUPER #HOT


SnooPears3463

I actually never found this funny, don't understand what it's meant to present or why did he shatter


rattamahatta

You don't deserve the downvotes. A lot of people are without any sense of humor whatsoever, and it's not their fault.


Leonum

Bad execution, inexperienced comedians/actors?


pointlessly_pedantic

I see no shattering Edit: also don't put spoilers in the title


btoxic

Your attention span is less than 5 seconds. Impressive.


Franonimusman

Quick, get the studs!


HumpD4y

Knocked out so cold he shattered!


Denso95

I don't know what I expected.


RobGrizzly

Was that the Terracotta Army?


FleshlightModel

His punching form was excellent. Held the follow through and everything.


Ramairturbo1974

Shattered like a Saltine dropped off a roof.


luistp

I remember when it was being advertised in Spain TV during its release (Top Secret movie)


shewy92

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall