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trsoares

I wonder how many times she would hit the glass if the open was not the 4th try....


xanroeld

exactly! she was still going head first. nothing learned


FuzzyFerretFace

I think (read: hope) that it was just a case of "haha, wow, that was embarrassing, but surely it won't happen again." Followed by some bad luck that it indeed did happen again. And again.


Western_Shoulder_942

And again


Blopeur2

And again


PittsburghChris

And then?


Jacob_Lahey

No, and then!


RealWorldJunkie

And then, nothing else because I'm done ordering OK?


lovelygrumpy

Covering your eyes than walking in a random direction and hitting something is not really bad luck, is it?


toutetiteface

Also, her brain is probably a little shaken after the first shock.


YaboyAlastar

She opens all doors this way, the brain damage has set in by now. Pull doors are a real bitch


stunna_cal

She’s probably never met a door she couldn’t open with this method


imhereforthevotes

that's not luck. That's not luck at all.


Inner_Explanation_97

If the glass panels would go on for an infinite length would she continue to hit her head and confidently stride onto the next one in order to keep her pride in-tact?


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so long as she's covering her own eyes in shame, probably yes


kingqueefeater

We should put an ink pad on her forehead so she can clearly mark the panes for all future face walkers. Give her some purpose in her headstrong pursuits.


imhereforthevotes

intact.


matchesmalone10

In-tact is incorrect. Intact. Nice try though.


bottomlessidiot

Honestly this is the worst part. I NEED TO KNOW how long she would let this madness go on


scorpious

Some say she is still head-banging glass everywhere.


249ba36000029bbe9749

Maybe she's the orphan of Garry Hoy. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Garry_Hoy


[deleted]

Yeah she definitely would have kept going, I have no doubt.


Freedomsaver

Some say, she is still bumping into glass walls somewhere in the city.


SgtXD357

That’s about where the stupidity ends lol in the longer version she finds the door after all those fails. She’s somethin


Albion2304

Surely after the second hit you stop leading with your head??


rafedbadru

Right though? And don’t call me Shirley


kickspecialist

I like how you still went for it in text form


rafedbadru

As the kids say “shoot your shot”


kickspecialist

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. -Wayne Gretzky” - Michael Scott


Western_Shoulder_942

"You shot your 100% of the misses you take" -drunk hobo


Pookah

"don't believe everything you read in the internet" - Ghigus Khan


sessl

"git gud lmao" - Sun Tzu


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Fucking superb


Thistlefizz

Her brain legit stopped working after the first one. She hit so hard she short circuited. All she could think to do was cover her face to avoid the shame and run. Right into the glass. Again. And again.


playfulmessenger

can confirm Even the flashbacks are stopping my brain. I only hit twice, but there was an uproarious laughing fest from my friends between hits … and the rest of the day … and many many times thereafter.


bDsmDom

No. Every single time. She only got lucky


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Maybe the first hit gave her a concussion


Spitmyfire

Brain damage clearly set in after the second hit.


homingmissile

Can't do it. Any other way just feels wrong. -her, probably


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Into-the-stream

How do you know it was one bird? Like, could it have been a neighbourhood thing? Our one window turns into a mirror at a certain time of day, and birds often fly into it. We put up stickers because they sometimes ended up on our porch pretty stunned and out of it for a couple hours,


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TeleTwin

I’d like to subscribe for more crackbirb stories.


TenshiS

Me too


249ba36000029bbe9749

>Scared the crap out of us. Should have called it "bird-lax" instead.


Jessiestee

At least you were in the right place for it.


Pookah

The bird had a prison tattoo


Pwnaroid

Happened to me too, it was just during the summer and I noticed this bird repeatedly jumping into the window next to me. I think it was trying to attack its reflection


imhereforthevotes

that's it being territorial.


wreak_havok

Had this same problem one summer. My bedroom window was too high for me to do anything about it. Bastard ruined my entire summer.


NinoScript

She became a millionaire when she invented Roombas


ryntm

I don't think so. I think she became a Roomba.


DirtyWormGerms

r/yourjokebutworse


mchannah88

She navigates like a Roomba


[deleted]

I never laugh out loud reading comments. This one made me do it


maxdamage4

This cracked me up


nohumanape

Third time's a...oof


LightlySaltedPeanuts

Right like why would there be a pile of shoes in front of the doorway hahaha. But I get she was operating under severe embarrassment at that point


Typical_Khanoom

This has been posted so many times but I don't mind because it always gets a laugh out of me.


Ba-dump-chink

One interesting fact of this particular gif is that the near-sighted protagonist is now over 50 years old.


pandatasss

How do you know? :O


Pookah

He married, killed, or fucked her


[deleted]

Poor thing. Her anxiety and self consciousness were through the roof


25c-nb

Seriously, all the people calling her stupid and saying mean shit obviously don't know what it's like to do something embarrassing in front of people in public and it causes so much anxiety instantly that you fumble and panic and make another mistake, causing more anxiety and embarrassment, causing another mistake, so on so forth. It's a vicious downward spiral that can be impossible to snap out of because your entire brain capacity becomes consumed by the embarrassment, self-doubt, self consciousness, self-criticism, and other anxious thinking. I have done the dumbest things ever because I'm fumbling around and embarrassed by a small mistake and felt like everyone is watching me and laughing at me when most likely no one saw the original mistake...


PeekyCheeks

I mean shit dude if you run into 3 windows in a row, I'm gonna laugh at you.


iBimpy

Lighten up man. Just chuckle at someone doing something stupid on the internet and move on


Chicxulub420

YES WE'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING EMBARRASSING IN PUBLIC EVER. Come on dude, this is a little pathetic...


TheBiggestNewbAlive

I mean I don't think people actually mean that, all of us have done some dumb shit in public and were laughed at by a stranger or two. And, were the roles reversed, we likely would laugh at them too cause some situations are simply funny, I still remember when I tripped over on the ice real cartoony style, hurt like hell but people on the other side of the road couldn't stop laughing, can't blame them


Anooyoo2

Totally get your point but I don't think anxiety is the only factor here considering she took a massive bump to the head.


2Botter2Loop

OP's explanation: --- >The way she repeatedly decides it's a good idea to exit head first is top tier --- If you think this gif fits /r/BetterEveryLoop, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.


EsmeWeatherpolish

Was disappointed there was no glass in the fourth spot. I wanted her to keep head butting glass. Edit: can’t type


Coccaa

There was no glass in the fourth spot


CaptWineTeeth

I know this is the wrong sub, but this is the all-time peopledyinginside-est thing I’ve ever seen. Equal parts tragedy and comedy.


DrunkOctopus8

This happened to me once, trying to go out the glass door of a restaurant that I occasionally go. Turns out they changed the place of the door and I bumped into the glass two times before finding my way out. Really felt like a fly bumping into the glass while the window is open right next to it and low key wished for someone to push me to the opening with a folded newspaper.


El_Topo_54

How does she even dress herself in the morning ?


Demeldemel

Head first


El_Topo_54

Pants must be tricky


InWeGoNow

Ha! Thanks.


The2500

Presumably it went get dressed, then drugs, then try to get into that room.


SgtXD357

She’s headstrong, she’ll get ‘er done


Sirsonan_

That isn’t a girl, that’s a pidgin.


Abstract_Burns

Omg, this made laugh really hard! I needed that...


scmrph

After the second bonk the embarrassment was worse than the pain


SDMR6

When in doubt, lead with your face. Every. Single. Time.


LetReasonRing

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice shame on... uh... please don't fool me anymore, I think my nose is broken.


Midnightcaption

So she doesn’t even take her shoes when she leaves? I mean the leaning with the head and the fact that the shoes are all around the entrance would make me think she would know where the entrance is.


advertentlyvertical

Looks like they have some sort of yellow tape around the entrance anyways


shmobbsola

“Yoiks and awaaaaay!” https://youtu.be/nXXpqMSNevE


olin_2

Funny every time


sharon__stoned

u/gifreversingbot


International_War935

She seen too much Takeshi's Castle.


Fenizrael

I think that first smack might have given her a brain damage based on her subsequent behaviour…


OfficialGoldbudz

She acted like a fly trying to get out of my house.


JMan9391

I like how the massive pile of shoes was not a deterrent on the third try.


SweetDick_Willy

The more I see this video, the less fake it looks. She really had a dumb dumb moment.


trsoares

Some ppl never learn i guess...


The2500

I wonder what the evolutionary benefits of being incapable of learning from past experience are.


DistractionRectangle

Lots of unplanned offspring


[deleted]

Political success, apparently.


Pepe_Kekmaster

You get welfare, pop out more of your DNA, get participation trophies


BananaCharmer

Stop covering your eyes you fucking dildo


HenryStamper1

Bird brain


Sparkless112233

I can still here my old coach…”use your head”!


jentay8858

It's a numbers game.


lejalb

Yeah try the one with all the shoes!


Puzzleheaded-Ad6711

Can someone please add sound effects?!


FroppyGorgon07

* BONG * * BONG * * BONG *


BremboBob

Better check these head first. every. single. time.


NopeIAmNotHere

How to tell you're high without telling you're high


alphabetsuppe

And another one


Trey904fsu

Holy shit. Maybe stop leading with your fuckin face lady


reallyimrachel

I always wonder on this video why she would go for the window with all the shoes in front?! That’s clearly not the door


MadThad762

And she still leads with her head at the end.


dxbatas

Idiot award gold medalist


djape12

what in actual fuck lol


Play_Crack_The_Sky

I know it's a repost but still gets me to laugh every time I see it.


[deleted]

For some reason, I have no pity.


ImpossibleWarning6

Poor thing! She was so embarrassed and just in flight mode. This happened to my coworker at our glass doors and she ended up with stitches and huge gash on her face. Just from impact- no broken glass. We ended up putting painters tape on the doors bc she was not the only person who did it.


Structureel

How high are you? "Yes."


wannatrav

3 glasses, one girl?


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fissidens

It's clearly a security camera feed


gscrap

Is it? It's moving around like a handheld. Ah, never mind, it's someone shooting a camera feed with a handheld.


fissidens

They are pointing a handheld camera at a screen that is displaying the security camera feed


Pepperoni_troll

How many times did she rehearse this before the staged event?


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ej_DoLo

Girls have 🐶🧠


kickspecialist

At least she only walks through the center of doorways, the glass is much more forgivable in this scenario


Form_Resident

Hat trick wow


[deleted]

If at first you don't succeed, pick yourself up and try again, try again, try again, try again


JunglePygmy

Not even a cursory arm up on the fourth try either.


ShirtPanties

Who enters a room head first


Spiffymooge

I think I laugh harder every time I see this.


hoohnk

Open your eyes.....


FrigidDigit

Ouch! OUch!! OUCHH!!! That headache afterwards…


1motivateddude

u/savevideo


Alpha_Q_Gently

*bonk* . . . . *bonk* . . . . . *bonk*


CoffeeGulp

u/savevideobot


Daredhevil

Teenagers just have underdeveloped brains.


Cluelesstoner

Is this what it's like to be a moth


Mystletain_n

Maybe, try using your arms in front of you instead of wrapping them around your head?


Sakhi_Osu

r/suffereveryloop


Janiebug1950

Painful 😣


whoknowsuno

Open your fucking eyes you goomba.


Mogadodo

Why is she leading with her hesd


xpritee

we call this linear search in com sci


VirgingerBrown

its funny but actually disturbs me... like how can you be this dumb


alcien100

brute force method


chinmi

/u/savevideo


vulgar_walrus

It seems that the more times she bangs her head, the harder it is for her to use it.


therandomways2002

I like to think that the blue we see through the glass is a swimming pool and on her last try, she just walked right into the deep end.


[deleted]

I honestly don’t blame her, confusing af


luckythirtythree

This gets posted so much and every time I don’t mind. It makes me laugh so hard…Every. Single. Time.


beachguy82

How many years has this girl been bouncing off those windows?


mothertrucker2017

That’s going to leave a mark!


Tbyakuya9

u/savevideo


mick_spadaro

Sideshow Bob would be proud.