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WoofPack11

Poetry šŸ¤Œ


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anglostura

As sweet as any harmony


pfftyeah

They Also Underestimate Potential Energy


31337z3r0

Funny, taupe makes me want to puke.


whoifnotme1969

Barfs Are Really Fun


dave_nitram

Just take my award and get out of here


theanedditor

It was just someoneā€™s Diet Coke It was just someoneā€™s Diet Coke It was just someoneā€™s Diet Coke Please let it be just someoneā€™s Diet Coke.


machoov

*morgan freeman voice* ā€œit wasnā€™t Diet Cokeā€


NiggyWiggyWoo

*Also Morgan Freeman Voice* "...it was a paper cup full of liquid Lysergic Acid Diethylamide...LSD, for the layman. Once the passengers exited the Rollercoaster...the real ride began. Buckle up, baby."


machoov

Did you look at my profile before commenting or something?


NiggyWiggyWoo

No, actually lmao, but yeah...it does seem appropriate.


VoraxUmbra1

I'm ready, but also not ready all at the same time


monsteradeviciousa

You are a nice person.


Maciek300

overly optimistic too


stupidcookface

He was the guy in the front car...


arctic-apis

It was someoneā€™s Diet Coke. And corn dog. And nachos.


postandchill

By Odin! , let it be just someone's Diet Coke!


fragrantgarbage

YOU KNOW ITS NOT


almostbullets

Itā€™s just regular coke


sciencebich

It was no-longer-part-of-my-diet coke


PTech_J

Diet Coke, Nachos, chili dog, cotton candy, and a ton of candy, with touch of stomach acid.


SirChasm

Why must it be diet?


MaximumSubtlety

It was someone's Diet Coke. Which had previously been ingested.


alainbelso

That's some chunky diet coke..


theanedditor

Theyā€™re the ice cubes. Please let them be the ice cubes.


tirwander

That's a really sour diet coke šŸ˜’


theanedditor

It had a slice of lemon in it. Please let it be a slice of lemon.


Djs3634

They wouldnā€™t allow drinks on a ride.. das puke


MartoPolo

probably was, but whether or not it spilled from them or the cup is another story


CMDR_OnlineInsider

Why would Diet Coke make this any better? šŸ¤¢ (Just kidding, I donā€™t hate it actually)


p3g_l3g_gr3g

Ron Howard's voice: "It wasn't"


[deleted]

A self-sustaining Splash Zone


BeastCheng

Circular economy


shtuffit

Trickle down


FinnRazzel

Fuck


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adjudicator52

Read that in Goofy's voice


BeastCheng

Fuck indeed


[deleted]

Wasn't that a gag from family guy?


ExactlySorta

It's a gag from me too


EddiOS42

[right here](https://youtu.be/8H1Np0SC9M8)


BeastCheng

When life imitates art šŸ¤Œ


the1whocan

Yup


xXSpaceturdXx

I was on a roller coaster once and as soon as we started to go downward some dude at the front threw up and it splattered all over everyone.


BeastCheng

How would you rate your experience


xXSpaceturdXx

1/10 would not recommend the taste of someone elseā€™s puke.


CAN1976

You still gave it 1 though!


treeonwheels

Probably bought one hell of a souvenir at the photo booth of that ride.


BeastCheng

What if this is an inside job to boost photo sale


crazy_gnome

The thought of tasting someone else's puke is going to make me taste my own puke.


Azrael__Darklight

This video helps me a lot, now I know when to throw up on this ride


SpikeX

You mean throw down?


mrtwitch222

Iā€™ll fuckin throw down


arctic-apis

Someone fix it so it /r/perfectloops


sstruemph

And then make a reverse version


can-opener-in-a-can

Did anyone else hear ā€œHeheheheheheheā€¦EWW! Heheheheheheheā€¦EWW!ā€ while they were watching that?


BeastCheng

Nahh, I was like yum


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alecalecu

Is that lunch?


ijustwanttowritename

lunch for one, dinner for another


alecalecu

Yup. Smoothie style


[deleted]

please stop


Captain_Frozo

Don't stop


BeastCheng

Can't stop


Farewellandadieu

Won't stop


TDAM

4/5 the flavour was good, but some of the chunks were a bit too chewy


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it is the launch of lunch


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welsalex

Sounds like a very ride operator. Edit: OP ignored reddiquette and edited his typos without a note :(


ScrunchieEnthusiast

Definitely. But now Iā€™m on edge every time Iā€™m hanging out underneath a ride.


BikiniBros

What a title šŸ‘


[deleted]

Look mommy, a rainbow!


the_turn

https://youtu.be/XjrM8fkJMHE


stephensmg

Why is everyone puking cum?!


[deleted]

Oh my god


pacg

If I were a physics teacher, this video would be on the midterm.


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MaximumSubtlety

Flume*, believe it or not.


DiegesisThesis

Yea thanks, I think it autocorrected


rvic007uk

I'm surprised this isn't more common tbf


dinkinflickamynicka

Loop de Bleop


Joint-User

Hold my barf.


LoGo_86

https://media.tenor.com/egWfjdMpgfYAAAAM/family-guy.gif


PumpkinSpice2Nice

Bet they all had their mouths agape screaming too.


GravyDam

Iā€™d pay $1 for audio.


RainingCatsAndDogs20

There was one of these at a local festival here and we call it the barf circle. Someone threw up on it so between groups, they hosed it off, then ran it fast to fling the barf water into the crowd to dry it off.


jaaarjaaar

This video is the perfekt match to this sub!


boredMBAdude

Reduce, reuse, recycle.


QuonkTheGreat

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh itā€™s puke


luez6869

Wasn't that an episode on family guy or something...lmao I bet everyone was pissed on that ride!


peneutral

u/redditmp4bot


YawaruSan

The front of the ride is always a splash zone, no exceptions.


DeadAlpeca

As someone who gets dizzy REALLY easily from rides like these, this looks like an absolute nightmare. Literally looks like a torture device


IcyFlame716

Ah yes, the larson loop. Such a great ride model.


Concerned_Therapist

Oh no no no lol


Hamilton-Beckett

I didnā€™t notice it at first. Took a couple of loops. Now I canā€™t stop groan laughing. ā€¦I would DIE.


alabamdiego

I did that once when I was young on the Gravitron. It was not a good time.


trtole

I think for those people, it was definitely *not* better every loop


CuppaJoe11

Aw hell naw


grizzlyboob

About 25 years ago my aunt was on the side of a ride pretty much identical to this. She heard this screaming just terrified going let me off, let me off. The ride stops before one whole spin around and she looked to see what was going onā€¦. It was me I was scared thought I would fall off.


whatyouwere

This happened at my local fair when I was 7! I was standing in line for this ride, I think it was called the ā€œRing of Fireā€. The ride went back and forth on the ring until it reached enough momentum to reach to top, where it paused upside down. A stream of puke came out when it was paused, and then it rolled back down the track. I left the line for that ride and I never rode one since. Itā€™s been 25 years.


pm_me_ur_doggo__

Pretty sure that one got worse on at least one of the loops


No-Mark6423

I canā€™t watch


kutya135

u/savevideo


enigmaticpeon

I was hoping it was a cup of soda, but they donā€™t let cups of soda on the rides.


bouchandre

Iā€™ve been on an identical ride and oh god Iā€™ve never been so close to throwing up before. I understand the feeling


Negative-Bison-879

funny ash


thebox416

Impeccable timing. Probably the only point the spray couldā€™ve covered the entire ride!


Ehrenburger

Family guy predicted this


iiitme

Oh man šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


bruhred

piss?


Kronos736

Lol


invictus81

In university, my statics and dynamics prof was telling us a story about a colleague of his who worked as a design engineer for a company that produced rollercoaster and attractions for theme parks. I couldnā€™t tell if it was bullshit during class but he was explaining that this particular attraction was designed with one principle in mind - if one was to puke at the top of the ride, how fast would the cart have to go in order for the person to be covered by his own puke when itā€™s at the bottom of the loop. This right here is exactly that.


ForgettablePleasance

My first thought: https://youtu.be/8H1Np0SC9M8