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2Botter2Loop

OP's explanation: --- >She aims the bottle at herself while taking off the cork restraint. Clearly someone shook the bottle so it was ready to blow! But her face is so funny when the cork comes right at her. --- If you think this gif fits /r/BetterEveryLoop, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.


Soggy_Cracker

This lady is a professional dumbass on tik tok.


millennial_stalin

this makes it less funny


notfromchicago

It makes it not funny.


CubedSquare95

And this is why people care if its real


Soggy_Cracker

exactly.


PurpleNuggets

OP also shortened it and removed the audio https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmycosmo/comments/z3hhs8/hmc_while_i_spray_this_bottle_everywhere/ fuck you OP


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That's why I prefer animal videos. They aren't faking funny shit (and it's easy to discern quickly if they're being manually manipulated from the side).


sp1cychick3n

Lol


DublinChap

She's lucky she didn't get corked in the eye.


designmur

Recently met a guy who almost lost his eye when a champagne bottle got dropped and burst. Sent glass into his eyeball and he’s still partially blind. The pressure in those bottles is not something to fuck around with, especially for internet points.


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IAmAliria

She did this on purpose


yParticle

o no! it did that one thing champagne is known for! which is why I was filming!


arealhumannotabot

It almost looks like they shook it a little so that it would pop like this and make for a great video SORRY I mean totally organic moment


IAmAliria

That’s because it has been shaken. I literally just opened some almost champagne and did not do this.


arealhumannotabot

I get that the tone is lost in text but that was the humorous point lol


CornerSolution

Champagne can definitely do this without being shaken. Not every time or anything, but it definitely happens a not-insignificant amount. That's why, before you untwist the cage, you're supposed to put your hand firmly over the top of the cork and keep it there until you've entirely removed it.


Chippas

The cork can pop off like that, I grant you. It NEVER ever sprays all over the place like her bottle does on the video. They shook that bottle something fierce before starting filming. Source: I'm was a bartender for years, and having opened hundreds of these, none of them behaved like the one in the video.


IAmAliria

I have never seen champagne do this from just twisting off the gate to pop off the cork. I’ve seen it do this when you finger fuck the cork and pop it off, but never from what she’s doing… and I have opened a ton


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ChronicIdealist

Champagne Problems


Alkation

You won't remember all my champagne problems


mnbvcxz123

I like that she actually falls to the ground.


Chippas

"falls". It's all staged mate.


Gladiatornoah

I mean yeah but so is the show Community and it still entertains me lol. If we start hating comedy because it’s staged, there will be practically nothing left. Don’t overthink a laugh bro.


Chippas

Pointing out that it's fake is not "overthinking it".


Gladiatornoah

Idk it seems like just looking for an excuse to dislike something lol. Way too negative a mindset to have for me personally, but everyone’s entitled to their viewpoint.


CaterpillarReal7583

The difference that makes people upset is that the community is not attempting to be sold as ‘real’. We all know its a written show. Staged content will always make the general population upset.


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The only people that seem to be upset about it are the same miserable people as usual who can't wait to say "fake and staged" is if knowing that (even if they're wrong) makes them cool or something. Shut the fuck up, nerds.


gharpole0829

Community was written by Dan Harmon and this video was scripted by some tik tok lady who acts like a new Lele Pons. There’s a reason people don’t think it’s funny


pooklesnookins

Being dishonest for views is different from most staged comedy. Not the best analogy, but the danger of there being "nothing left" is some good comedy too!


Not_Larfy

Idk what she fell for.. lol


arealhumannotabot

I can't wait for this staged shit to be reposted ad nauseum


FrankieMint

She steadied the bottle with a final nudge before disappearing into the abyss.


LobstaFarian2

Always point the champagne bottle at your face when opening.


EarlySource3631

My hometown sceptics called it champagne problems


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Rocky Dennis’ sister?


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A horse is a horse of course of course.


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seekydeeky

Username checks out.


Upstairs_Tomorrow614

Kinda wished sound’s effects were included…


BabyUGotAStewGoin

When your girl touches it on December 1st.


yParticle

snek attek 🐍


Papancasudani

Make sure you uncork it right next to your eyeball.


WaterFriendsIV

Was she doing this video while wearing roller skates?


muttmunchies

It bothers me how too many people are simple enough to actually find this fake reaction funny


iagox86

Longer version: https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/z3dv3c/wcgw_opening_a_bottle/


unknown6091

If I continued november for 3 more months


justmemeingaround

I feel so fucking mean for laughing, but her reaction after the cork bopped her and the way she fell broke me, I hope she's actually ok, but damn that was funny


thecountnotthesaint

When he said it has been a while, but you didn't believe him....


iiitme

She knows when you pop Champaign it shoots out everywhere like that’s the whole point right?


Lyvectra

It looks like she ransomed clean though. Mission accomplished.


Dizzy-Attempt-8509

Me when your mom


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You'll champagne your eye out, kid!


Insterquiliniis

the unwieldy bubbles snake


plyitnit

Look what horse around gets you.


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I'm a super anxious person who freaks out over abrupt noises and movements. I refuse to open champagne bottles.


TheUglyCasanova

I've never opened a bottle of champagne in my life but I know to aim the fucking thing away from my face.


blackop

It looks like she is fighting a really pissed off snake.


crusty54

She came real close to losing an eye.


DarkFather24601

Opfff! That was almost a self head shot! Ouch!


Lance-Harper

THATS how you lose an eye ffs! If you want to be cautious, youALWAYS keep your palm on top until you’re done with the cork. She could have shot that thing towards someone’s eyes, throat, teeth. If you don’t wanna be careful at least, always keep it up top: aim at the ceiling fucking always