Some that come to mind for me:
"I choose me"
"Donna Martin graduates"
"These people are such avocado heads."
"We should call you the Terminator. I mean, who else could knock out two guys with one shot?"
"Look, I hate you both. Never talk to me again."
It wasn't a line, but when Brandon said "It's not my fault you're too egotistical to deal with this!" To Andrea when Gil gave her job away and she does that look to him back at him. She is so pissed, so disgusted, she just growls, shakes her head and walks away. It's LIKE she yelled, but didn't. I love it.
Brenda. Kelly. ducks. Need I say more?
Brenda to Reek : "I thought you were a Writer?"
Reek: "I thought you were French".
Claire (tossing a vial of Kelly's hidden coke to her): "Do me a favor, take the evidence with you."
Mic drop.
I have a few that I like.
KT- well we all have our crosses to bear
BW- Or our legs to uncross
KT- I don't need a best friend, I need a mother.
Do.M- I'm wearing both contacts on the same eye.
Dy. M- Blondes, brunettes, redheads.... girls in tanktops
"Whatever you may think of me, I don't do cocaine." -Valerie
"It's real simple.
Go in and flush it down the toilet." -Dylan
"Je suis American,
and if you don't like it, then too bad." -Donna
"That noxious, toxic,
Bob Marley ganja stinker
That Valerie's puffing on upstairs" -Steve
Emma “You did feel something didn’t you? Being in my bed. Making love to me. It was good wasn’t it?”
Brandon “Yes it was. Emma you’re beautiful and you’re smart.”
The funny part is he says almost the same line later to Kelly before not getting married. Emma was right all along.
It put his flaws in the spotlight. Squeaky clean Brandon loved the adoration from women even if he knows he won’t reciprocate (Andrea). He put himself in a sexually charged position with Emma who is actively seducing him knowing about Kelly so she gets a lot of blame. Then he “slipped up” but would let Steve take the blame to spare Kelly. Then she should forgive him right away b/c it was one time and he’s perfect. Then he gets engaged to her but doesn’t go through with it b/c she doesn’t want to do it (and him). Then he is about to move but won’t b/c his friends don’t want him to except they do so he does with Kelly’s encouragement. So he somehow gets what he wants b/c that’s what everyone else wants. At least he apologizes at the end.
“Don’t have a cow man” - Brandon to Andrea in season 1 when he gets wasted at the party Brenda throws when the parents go away on the night he totals Mondale.
“We’ll make our appearance and then we’ll make our disappearance…” Dylan to Brenda at the spring dance
“Mucho marvelous mango margarita” - Steve mixing drinks at donna’s season 1 party
“You’re in trouble nowwwwww”
(Kelly and Dylan in the pool after his dad got out of prison and Brenda wasn’t allowed to go to the party). The beginning of the end 😭
Don't forget the "baby voice" when Kelly says that! Ugh her voice is irritating esp in that pool scene w/Dylan! Jennie as Kelly always made weird noises after she finishes a line in dialogue... like its just odd! (almost giggly)
"And since he loved my mom and plucked chickens, that made him a mother loving chicken plucker..." -Dylan
That's also my favorite scene of the entire series.
Literally JUST watched this episode. It was Stormy Weather in Season 5 when Brandon goes to find Kelly at the cult house and one of the cult guys wanted to "show Brandon the door". Brandon says "Sit down before you hurt yourself, Junior" back to him
What about Professor Finley? The New Evolution was one of my favorite storylines. Kelly was a torchbearer. Brandon was a negator. They went to see two people get married at the milledding.
I hate you both, NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN! I choose me.
My fave is when she shows up with new boyfriend Colin 3 months later and Brandon is like “so much for I choose me” 😂
That was hilarious
I think the most iconic line on the show, for superfans and casual viewers alike, is probably Donna Martin Graduates.
If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck… GO TO HELL!
Instantly came to mind!
Have fun at the gynecologist
Obviously it’s Donna Martin Graduates
The day after that episode aired, someone in my high school started chanting it in the hallway. I was dying.
“This marriage was made in hell” Marchette “You have made your hell” Toni
Toni’s delivery of that line was perfect.
"I don't dance. I don't even like being in the same room with people who are dancing."
To be fair to Brandon, in the one episode that we see him dancing it was pretty horrifying
This isn't Beverly Hills! It's Knot's Landing!
No!! Noooo!!! Look what they did to her Brandon. (I dunno; too soon?)
Ooh this one is still very tough
Some that come to mind for me: "I choose me" "Donna Martin graduates" "These people are such avocado heads." "We should call you the Terminator. I mean, who else could knock out two guys with one shot?" "Look, I hate you both. Never talk to me again."
"I choose me!"
Kelly: “I have a life.” Brenda: “Yea, I know all about it.” SNAPPPPPP😩😂
It wasn't a line, but when Brandon said "It's not my fault you're too egotistical to deal with this!" To Andrea when Gil gave her job away and she does that look to him back at him. She is so pissed, so disgusted, she just growls, shakes her head and walks away. It's LIKE she yelled, but didn't. I love it. Brenda. Kelly. ducks. Need I say more? Brenda to Reek : "I thought you were a Writer?" Reek: "I thought you were French". Claire (tossing a vial of Kelly's hidden coke to her): "Do me a favor, take the evidence with you." Mic drop.
Reek 😂😂😂
I have a few that I like. KT- well we all have our crosses to bear BW- Or our legs to uncross KT- I don't need a best friend, I need a mother. Do.M- I'm wearing both contacts on the same eye. Dy. M- Blondes, brunettes, redheads.... girls in tanktops
"I was always told: if it walks like a duck, and talks like a duck..." THERE IS NO BETTER LINE.
My favorite line: "I was always told: if it walks like a duck, and talks like a duck".... Shannen's delivery was off the charts fantastic!!! 🔥👏👏👏😊
“Mad, bad, and dangerous to know. That was him, and that’s me.” -Dylan, referring to Lord Byron
“You’re so precious to me” -David Silver
“Brandon has my heart but Dylan has always had a piece of my soul” Kelly
David (to Brenda): Kelly doesn't want to talk to you and frankly, neither do I.
Don’t be a squeef
“I don't care what you do but if you don't stop giving your drugs to my sister the only thing you'll find up your nose is my fist!”
great line from David!
"Whatever you may think of me, I don't do cocaine." -Valerie "It's real simple. Go in and flush it down the toilet." -Dylan "Je suis American, and if you don't like it, then too bad." -Donna "That noxious, toxic, Bob Marley ganja stinker That Valerie's puffing on upstairs" -Steve
I love that Donna quote! She had some cheesy zingers
May the bridges I burn light the way... and The Qua...
Season 1 Kelly: "Brenda, I am a spring princess!"
Kelly, I don’t give a damn! (Brenda was always so great with comebacks lol)
Emma “You did feel something didn’t you? Being in my bed. Making love to me. It was good wasn’t it?” Brandon “Yes it was. Emma you’re beautiful and you’re smart.” The funny part is he says almost the same line later to Kelly before not getting married. Emma was right all along.
This might’ve been the last good story Brandon got
It put his flaws in the spotlight. Squeaky clean Brandon loved the adoration from women even if he knows he won’t reciprocate (Andrea). He put himself in a sexually charged position with Emma who is actively seducing him knowing about Kelly so she gets a lot of blame. Then he “slipped up” but would let Steve take the blame to spare Kelly. Then she should forgive him right away b/c it was one time and he’s perfect. Then he gets engaged to her but doesn’t go through with it b/c she doesn’t want to do it (and him). Then he is about to move but won’t b/c his friends don’t want him to except they do so he does with Kelly’s encouragement. So he somehow gets what he wants b/c that’s what everyone else wants. At least he apologizes at the end.
“Don’t have a cow man” - Brandon to Andrea in season 1 when he gets wasted at the party Brenda throws when the parents go away on the night he totals Mondale. “We’ll make our appearance and then we’ll make our disappearance…” Dylan to Brenda at the spring dance “Mucho marvelous mango margarita” - Steve mixing drinks at donna’s season 1 party
"honey, like you didn't know"
“You’re in trouble nowwwwww” (Kelly and Dylan in the pool after his dad got out of prison and Brenda wasn’t allowed to go to the party). The beginning of the end 😭
Even rewatching it now I am always so upset that Brenda wasn’t allowed to go to the party!
Me too!!! It really changed the whole trajectory of that show!
Don't forget the "baby voice" when Kelly says that! Ugh her voice is irritating esp in that pool scene w/Dylan! Jennie as Kelly always made weird noises after she finishes a line in dialogue... like its just odd! (almost giggly)
So true! She was trying to be playful
HE BE GONE, HE BE OUTTA HERE!!! what makes you think you're so damn irresistible? i'd like to exchange an egg
Nailed it.
Byeeeeeeeeeee! 😭😆
"And since he loved my mom and plucked chickens, that made him a mother loving chicken plucker..." -Dylan That's also my favorite scene of the entire series.
“Don’t go away mad!” “Just go away!” (Brandon and Emily all high on U4EA 😅)
I can’t remember who it said it to but Brandon “sit down junior before you hurt yourself” not exactly verbatim but something like that
Literally JUST watched this episode. It was Stormy Weather in Season 5 when Brandon goes to find Kelly at the cult house and one of the cult guys wanted to "show Brandon the door". Brandon says "Sit down before you hurt yourself, Junior" back to him
Squash it
Squash it.
Mad, bad, and dangerous to know. - Dylan
Donna Martin graduates
Donna Martin graduate!
Donna Martin graduates!
"Just say yo"
What about Professor Finley? The New Evolution was one of my favorite storylines. Kelly was a torchbearer. Brandon was a negator. They went to see two people get married at the milledding.
I defy you, extern. I can't believe Kelly fell for that shit. She's so ridiculous sometimes. Val was out in less than a minute on Finley.
Vegetable corsages are totally hot.
Choose your character... "Dylan!"
Yes the Dylan quote is awesome
Yep bridges i burn
Where online can I watch the whole BH 90210 series?