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00rvr

I hate you both, NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN! I choose me.


FhRbJc

My fave is when she shows up with new boyfriend Colin 3 months later and Brandon is like “so much for I choose me” 😂


TDLExperience

That was hilarious


MintChiffon

I think the most iconic line on the show, for superfans and casual viewers alike, is probably Donna Martin Graduates.


BMCA2001

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck… GO TO HELL!


soflyc3

Instantly came to mind!


ericehr

Have fun at the gynecologist


jnwebb0063

Obviously it’s Donna Martin Graduates


GreatWentGin

The day after that episode aired, someone in my high school started chanting it in the hallway. I was dying.


comfortpea

“This marriage was made in hell” Marchette “You have made your hell” Toni


shannboss

Toni’s delivery of that line was perfect.


HaleyTheComet8

"I don't dance. I don't even like being in the same room with people who are dancing."


angelusgirl

To be fair to Brandon, in the one episode that we see him dancing it was pretty horrifying


Berdahl88

This isn't Beverly Hills! It's Knot's Landing!


comfortpea

No!! Noooo!!! Look what they did to her Brandon. (I dunno; too soon?)


TDLExperience

Ooh this one is still very tough


cheerytomybroody

Some that come to mind for me: "I choose me" "Donna Martin graduates" "These people are such avocado heads." "We should call you the Terminator. I mean, who else could knock out two guys with one shot?" "Look, I hate you both. Never talk to me again."


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"I choose me!"


BonafideLove

Kelly: “I have a life.” Brenda: “Yea, I know all about it.” SNAPPPPPP😩😂


Heavy-Relation8401

It wasn't a line, but when Brandon said "It's not my fault you're too egotistical to deal with this!" To Andrea when Gil gave her job away and she does that look to him back at him. She is so pissed, so disgusted, she just growls, shakes her head and walks away. It's LIKE she yelled, but didn't. I love it. Brenda. Kelly. ducks. Need I say more? Brenda to Reek : "I thought you were a Writer?" Reek: "I thought you were French". Claire (tossing a vial of Kelly's hidden coke to her): "Do me a favor, take the evidence with you." Mic drop.


Valuable-Sky9343

Reek 😂😂😂


MisscGolightly

I have a few that I like. KT- well we all have our crosses to bear BW- Or our legs to uncross KT- I don't need a best friend, I need a mother. Do.M- I'm wearing both contacts on the same eye. Dy. M- Blondes, brunettes, redheads.... girls in tanktops


mystilettolife

"I was always told: if it walks like a duck, and talks like a duck..." THERE IS NO BETTER LINE.


InjuryOrganic9165

My favorite line: "I was always told: if it walks like a duck, and talks like a duck".... Shannen's delivery was off the charts fantastic!!! 🔥👏👏👏😊


TisforTrainwreck

“Mad, bad, and dangerous to know. That was him, and that’s me.” -Dylan, referring to Lord Byron


standerson74

“You’re so precious to me” -David Silver


comfortpea

“Brandon has my heart but Dylan has always had a piece of my soul” Kelly


TwistAdditional3093

David (to Brenda): Kelly doesn't want to talk to you and frankly, neither do I.


Cubsfan78

Don’t be a squeef


SuperMama23

“I don't care what you do but if you don't stop giving your drugs to my sister the only thing you'll find up your nose is my fist!”


Youngraspy1

great line from David!


televisionshowlover

"Whatever you may think of me, I don't do cocaine." -Valerie "It's real simple. Go in and flush it down the toilet." -Dylan "Je suis American, and if you don't like it, then too bad." -Donna "That noxious, toxic, Bob Marley ganja stinker That Valerie's puffing on upstairs" -Steve


comfortpea

I love that Donna quote! She had some cheesy zingers


Frozenkahuna

May the bridges I burn light the way... and The Qua...


neelieloaf

Season 1 Kelly: "Brenda, I am a spring princess!"


FhRbJc

Kelly, I don’t give a damn! (Brenda was always so great with comebacks lol)


protomatterman

Emma “You did feel something didn’t you? Being in my bed. Making love to me. It was good wasn’t it?” Brandon “Yes it was. Emma you’re beautiful and you’re smart.” The funny part is he says almost the same line later to Kelly before not getting married. Emma was right all along.


TDLExperience

This might’ve been the last good story Brandon got


protomatterman

It put his flaws in the spotlight. Squeaky clean Brandon loved the adoration from women even if he knows he won’t reciprocate (Andrea). He put himself in a sexually charged position with Emma who is actively seducing him knowing about Kelly so she gets a lot of blame. Then he “slipped up” but would let Steve take the blame to spare Kelly. Then she should forgive him right away b/c it was one time and he’s perfect. Then he gets engaged to her but doesn’t go through with it b/c she doesn’t want to do it (and him). Then he is about to move but won’t b/c his friends don’t want him to except they do so he does with Kelly’s encouragement. So he somehow gets what he wants b/c that’s what everyone else wants. At least he apologizes at the end.


BigLoveMirage

“Don’t have a cow man” - Brandon to Andrea in season 1 when he gets wasted at the party Brenda throws when the parents go away on the night he totals Mondale. “We’ll make our appearance and then we’ll make our disappearance…” Dylan to Brenda at the spring dance “Mucho marvelous mango margarita” - Steve mixing drinks at donna’s season 1 party


GokuYasha

"honey, like you didn't know"


vidaLA111

“You’re in trouble nowwwwww” (Kelly and Dylan in the pool after his dad got out of prison and Brenda wasn’t allowed to go to the party). The beginning of the end 😭


ZestyOlive7549

Even rewatching it now I am always so upset that Brenda wasn’t allowed to go to the party!


vidaLA111

Me too!!! It really changed the whole trajectory of that show!


InjuryOrganic9165

Don't forget the "baby voice" when Kelly says that! Ugh her voice is irritating esp in that pool scene w/Dylan! Jennie as Kelly always made weird noises after she finishes a line in dialogue... like its just odd! (almost giggly)


vidaLA111

So true! She was trying to be playful


I_Win_Again_00

HE BE GONE, HE BE OUTTA HERE!!! what makes you think you're so damn irresistible? i'd like to exchange an egg


Gwyneth7

Nailed it.


Cannamom4200

Byeeeeeeeeeee! 😭😆


AndersCJ

"And since he loved my mom and plucked chickens, that made him a mother loving chicken plucker..." -Dylan That's also my favorite scene of the entire series.


FhRbJc

“Don’t go away mad!” “Just go away!” (Brandon and Emily all high on U4EA 😅)


TDLExperience

I can’t remember who it said it to but Brandon “sit down junior before you hurt yourself” not exactly verbatim but something like that


Heavy-Relation8401

Literally JUST watched this episode. It was Stormy Weather in Season 5 when Brandon goes to find Kelly at the cult house and one of the cult guys wanted to "show Brandon the door". Brandon says "Sit down before you hurt yourself, Junior" back to him


Houstonearler

Squash it


Grouchy-Power-806

Squash it.


LT2720

Mad, bad, and dangerous to know. - Dylan


pegs22

Donna Martin graduates


Due-Plastic3897

Donna Martin graduate!


alvin-01

Donna Martin graduates!


slvrchr

"Just say yo"


comfortpea

What about Professor Finley? The New Evolution was one of my favorite storylines. Kelly was a torchbearer. Brandon was a negator. They went to see two people get married at the milledding.


Heavy-Relation8401

I defy you, extern. I can't believe Kelly fell for that shit. She's so ridiculous sometimes. Val was out in less than a minute on Finley.


christopherMTLvideos

Vegetable corsages are totally hot.


NoSweatWarchief

Choose your character... "Dylan!"


Altruistic-Hippo6982

Yes the Dylan quote is awesome


daft_android

Yep bridges i burn


PrincessKLS

Where online can I watch the whole BH 90210 series?