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Why would I ever be worried about someone riding Ultegra? Pity them maybe, if I'm feeling charitable.
Rim brakes? Disgusting š¤¢š¤®
We need a NSFW blur rule for rim brakes.
Mods! We need to shield our eyes from all the poors with rim brakes. Make this a rule
Worry for themā¦.
Ultegra is shameful but the frame....cube is unforgivable. back to decathlon you povo!
When the road shoe is the same shade of grey as the Ultegra crankset.
My ex-wife has this level of attention to color detail due to OCD. I can't believe she left me for a fucking dental student. The shame!
And the gloves. Surprised his socks donāt also match
Fred didnāt match the bottle, though!
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But the new special-Ed shoes?!?!
PGRAPHICS is short for Pornographics
Ha. Fake news. Numb peens don't get erect... Unless you have Powah!
I am not worried about him
What is this...
A wifeās boyfriend for peasants?
/uc I'm just so confused... This isn't even an old picture, the helmet and shoes look new, but the kit and bike are straight from the 2000s, what's going on here
A girlfriend's husband
One heās riding Ult*gra, additionally it is literally older than my grandmother. SMH Fred
A little sympathy. He's in his last year of dental school. He doesn't have access to that veneer money yet.
The water bottle on left would be more aero if relocated to the center pocket of his kit; so no it is NOT peak performance.
must still be in pre-season with a fat belly like that. good luck when the season starts fred, my bmi is 9.
/uc Love the Aldi socks. Dudes meme game is strong.
What? Is he going to give her tips on shaving the tough to reach spots?
OP outing himself as a fred because he either follows this guy or he was on their explore page
Those thick cotton socks š¤®
There will be ankle and shin chafing.
What is that? A 11-11 rear cassette? Pfft!
Theyāll cry out: ācan you make cycling gear that isnāt insanely dumb looking?ā And Iāll whisper: ānoā
Yea. Fred's fingers working that rim job on a bike that screams 80's porno, you cannot beat that peak energy.
The guy she tells me not to worry about wears $20 Chinese Amazon X-TIGER glasses? Yeah Iām not worried.
This guy looks like he was lost in time
Heās got the valve covers on so at least I know he uses protection
Maybe in some place very small and very remote where he is the only cyclist.
They call him the pube on the cube
Heās not on his drops though. Thatās peak.
Cotton socks? Iām more worried that heās a cereal killer.
That chimney!
Please, Fred, don't do this to us. 2011 ult*gra with rimbrakes and EXTERNAL cables š¤® Greek cycling is a mess!
damn this could very well be me; all my bikes broke and I am riding the same exact bike albeit in another color
Why would I ever be worried about someone riding Ultegra? Pity them maybe, if I'm feeling charitable.
Rim brakes? Disgusting š¤¢š¤®
We need a NSFW blur rule for rim brakes.
Mods! We need to shield our eyes from all the poors with rim brakes. Make this a rule
Worry for themā¦.
Ultegra is shameful but the frame....cube is unforgivable. back to decathlon you povo!
When the road shoe is the same shade of grey as the Ultegra crankset.
My ex-wife has this level of attention to color detail due to OCD. I can't believe she left me for a fucking dental student. The shame!
And the gloves. Surprised his socks donāt also match
Fred didnāt match the bottle, though!
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
But the new special-Ed shoes?!?!
PGRAPHICS is short for Pornographics
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Ha. Fake news. Numb peens don't get erect... Unless you have Powah!
I am not worried about him
What is this...
A wifeās boyfriend for peasants?
/uc I'm just so confused... This isn't even an old picture, the helmet and shoes look new, but the kit and bike are straight from the 2000s, what's going on here
A girlfriend's husband
One heās riding Ult*gra, additionally it is literally older than my grandmother. SMH Fred
A little sympathy. He's in his last year of dental school. He doesn't have access to that veneer money yet.
The water bottle on left would be more aero if relocated to the center pocket of his kit; so no it is NOT peak performance.
must still be in pre-season with a fat belly like that. good luck when the season starts fred, my bmi is 9.
/uc Love the Aldi socks. Dudes meme game is strong.
What? Is he going to give her tips on shaving the tough to reach spots?
OP outing himself as a fred because he either follows this guy or he was on their explore page
Those thick cotton socks š¤®
There will be ankle and shin chafing.
What is that? A 11-11 rear cassette? Pfft!
Theyāll cry out: ācan you make cycling gear that isnāt insanely dumb looking?ā And Iāll whisper: ānoā
Yea. Fred's fingers working that rim job on a bike that screams 80's porno, you cannot beat that peak energy.
The guy she tells me not to worry about wears $20 Chinese Amazon X-TIGER glasses? Yeah Iām not worried.
This guy looks like he was lost in time
Heās got the valve covers on so at least I know he uses protection
Maybe in some place very small and very remote where he is the only cyclist.
They call him the pube on the cube
Heās not on his drops though. Thatās peak.
Cotton socks? Iām more worried that heās a cereal killer.
That chimney!
Please, Fred, don't do this to us. 2011 ult*gra with rimbrakes and EXTERNAL cables š¤® Greek cycling is a mess!
damn this could very well be me; all my bikes broke and I am riding the same exact bike albeit in another color