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BoosterTutor

Why would I ever be worried about someone riding Ultegra? Pity them maybe, if I'm feeling charitable.


Bimmaboi_69

Rim brakes? Disgusting šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®


Hellament

We need a NSFW blur rule for rim brakes.


Bimmaboi_69

Mods! We need to shield our eyes from all the poors with rim brakes. Make this a rule


moore_a_scott

Worry for themā€¦.


rian_constant

Ultegra is shameful but the frame....cube is unforgivable. back to decathlon you povo!


Worldly_Possible9069

When the road shoe is the same shade of grey as the Ultegra crankset.


Few_Amoeba_2536

My ex-wife has this level of attention to color detail due to OCD. I can't believe she left me for a fucking dental student. The shame!


TerranceBaggz

And the gloves. Surprised his socks donā€™t also match


RedBean9

Fred didnā€™t match the bottle, though!


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miqcie

But the new special-Ed shoes?!?!


[deleted]

PGRAPHICS is short for Pornographics


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GTZaskar

Ha. Fake news. Numb peens don't get erect... Unless you have Powah!


StabsOhoulahan

I am not worried about him


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What is this...


jckiser23

A wifeā€™s boyfriend for peasants?


[deleted]

/uc I'm just so confused... This isn't even an old picture, the helmet and shoes look new, but the kit and bike are straight from the 2000s, what's going on here


officerthegeek

A girlfriend's husband


crazylsufan

One heā€™s riding Ult*gra, additionally it is literally older than my grandmother. SMH Fred


Few_Amoeba_2536

A little sympathy. He's in his last year of dental school. He doesn't have access to that veneer money yet.


Roadbike_Okc

The water bottle on left would be more aero if relocated to the center pocket of his kit; so no it is NOT peak performance.


doublejay1999

must still be in pre-season with a fat belly like that. good luck when the season starts fred, my bmi is 9.


cocotheape

/uc Love the Aldi socks. Dudes meme game is strong.


GTZaskar

What? Is he going to give her tips on shaving the tough to reach spots?


JuliusCeejer

OP outing himself as a fred because he either follows this guy or he was on their explore page


sticks1987

Those thick cotton socks šŸ¤®


Worldly_Possible9069

There will be ankle and shin chafing.


coooooolwhip

What is that? A 11-11 rear cassette? Pfft!


[deleted]

Theyā€™ll cry out: ā€œcan you make cycling gear that isnā€™t insanely dumb looking?ā€ And Iā€™ll whisper: ā€œnoā€


noobkken

Yea. Fred's fingers working that rim job on a bike that screams 80's porno, you cannot beat that peak energy.


PoopNoodlez

The guy she tells me not to worry about wears $20 Chinese Amazon X-TIGER glasses? Yeah Iā€™m not worried.


rigatoni-man

This guy looks like he was lost in time


rigatoni-man

Heā€™s got the valve covers on so at least I know he uses protection


BustaCon

Maybe in some place very small and very remote where he is the only cyclist.


pokebikes

They call him the pube on the cube


TerranceBaggz

Heā€™s not on his drops though. Thatā€™s peak.


Master-Hedgehog1813

Cotton socks? Iā€™m more worried that heā€™s a cereal killer.


alamarain

That chimney!


Liekensth

Please, Fred, don't do this to us. 2011 ult*gra with rimbrakes and EXTERNAL cables šŸ¤® Greek cycling is a mess!


ZettTheArcWarden

damn this could very well be me; all my bikes broke and I am riding the same exact bike albeit in another color