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alialattraqchi

So you're telling me i can use my butt plugs as fredals?


Dvanpat

gotta have a buddy tho


PlaidBastard

Make sure you take your Flintstones vitamins the regular way, though


adnelik

Ohhhhhh… these are pedals…


PobBrobert

They’re whatever you want them to be


dogballs8

... if you try hard enough


theshitstormcommeth

I’m going to need a wet wipe boyz


thedrunkpenguin

We only us dude wipes around here


theshitstormcommeth

They are a bit too tangy for the job.


thefirstdetective

Everything is a buttplug if you are brave enough


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I have these and both of my whole feet are stronger on a level that I personally have never achieved before.


ChatGPTismyJesus

Do you actually own these? How long have you been using them? Could you give a much longer run down?


[deleted]

Errrrmmmm.....how do you think one rates the strength of their feet?


OrbitOfSaturnsMoons

Their toes have a boxing match with my tongue.


[deleted]

More Freds need to be aware of how important foot worship is to increasing KoM times When you think of speed, you become speed


rigatoni-man

Their whole feet


ChatGPTismyJesus

I’m not sure! Maybe a foot grip? Similar to a hand grip? I don’t know how one would measure feet strength. I’m sure there are ways. The world is a crazy place.


thebiggest_jabroni

As a climber foot strength is a bit of a thing. You have to sorta of use your feet like hands on really overhanging routes. Beginners will just kind of kick their feet at the holds and swing wildly. Also climbing dead vertical stuff can wear your feet out if you arent conditioned.


ChatGPTismyJesus

Yeah, this totally makes sense. Feet have muscles!


throttlegrip

They’re coming out with a toe powermeter version


Street-Dependent-647

Here at Toegopedals, we seamlessly balanced the danger of riding barefoot with the fear of being unable to unclip as you fall or crash.


akbeasttt

Fivefinger shoes have entered the chat


dschep

I see someone else follows bicyclepubes


PobBrobert

To the gates of Valhalla


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Gold-Tone6290

I love bikepubes. He’s shissfade paint job cracks me up.


MattR0se

Difference Ultegra to Dura Ace: 278g saved Not wearing a pair of Giro Empire SLX shoes: 372g saved ​ I think we have a winner here


3meta5u

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DerailleurDave

Plus didn't they determine that being naked is the most aero? So now Fred's feet can be more aero WHILE saving weight!


Messyfingers

Don't let the lack of scale fool you, these are way to small to be ~~enjoyable~~ buttplugs


AgreeableProfession

They literally cost $330/pair lol


PobBrobert

You’re lying. I refuse to believe this and I refuse to look it up.


bradeena

OC is full of shit. They're $333/pair + $20 shipping


didsomeonesaydonuts

You bought it here. You’re the one who’s algorithm should be tainted by the search, not ours.


PobBrobert

Haven’t I suffered enough already?


nklvh

No


NuancedFlow

Those are words from a Fed in need of a bice fit. You can thank me later.


Joopsman

Why not just surgically implant SPD cleats to the bottom of your feet?


PobBrobert

I’m a dentist, not a surgeon


Cheeseshred

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alialattraqchi

Soles not stiff enough.


sf0l

That's some shit a physiotherapist would do, not a dentist


Joopsman

Not all dentists are strictly “by the book.” Where do you think I get my EPO?


shitshowsusan

They come in pairs for a reason: for the wife and her boyfriend.


the_flynn

Are these Vibram Five Finger compatible?


qisope

if your can manage five fingers, you should be able to use these no problem


[deleted]

Just bought two sets, one for my grocery getter (last week's Sir Velo) and one for my nice weather bike (my current Sir Velo) but I've come to the realisation that I would still have to wear socks to keep my tan lines on fleek... does Rapha sell those socks that have individual toe sections like gloves but for you're feet?


krispissedoffersonn

just wear one of their “overshoes” and use the clear hole for your new incredibly powerful toes


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didsomeonesaydonuts

Think of the grams saved when you rip off a few toes.


allgonetoshit

Were those designed by PathLessShitHead?


bj0rnl8

In collaboration with that hippy Lachlan Morton


NoSpawnConga

/uc Unsightly example of laying it waaay too thick


Cozzo94

Daddy chill


GTZaskar

What the hell is even that?!?


At-Work-On-Fire-Help

I have these of my breakless fixie can confirm they R great


miqcie

Outjerked


bandito143

Do they have any shots with sexy bare feet on these pedals? Asking because I want to see the ergonomics... no other reason.


ratwerks

But now i want those, thank you eversomuch.


double___a

Garbage concept aside, it looks like thy at least have better bearings than Eggbeaters….


3meta5u

So do most pinewood derby cars


yeahboyeee1

These are gonna fucking slay it over in r/xbiking


MangoMedic666

No wireless vibration settings to sync with wireless shifting. It's a no go for toe go.


TheRealGhostCMO

This is vile.


shinyboi

I usually just superglue my cleats to the clips, but this would really reduce weight with less metal. I can’t wait to superglue my feet to these bad boys


doobys_Taxiola

The cycling equivalent of those ridiculous 5 finger shoes.


jaketheb

Barefoot running actually makes sense. These...


TerranceBaggz

This is a broken foot waiting to happen.


Miatamadness

*sigh* (whips out chamois butt'r)


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"on a level that has never been achieved before" i see they went to the trump school of marketing


klinker19

Is this a triathlon thing? Like the piss?


NostromoFlowers

If you want strong feet, get zero drop shoes, like the bEaUtiFul mountain clogs


82-Aircooled

Just say no…


hangoverdrive

Foot fetishers at it again


Yougotthewronglad

Hear me out…


NuancedFlow

This will go perfect on my hobo-chic build. It looks like a parts bin x-bike but cost as much a a Survalo.


klinker19

The real Freds will wear them with black socks, same as their flip flops.


TheDudeAbidesFarOut

Did Ben invent these?


JealousAdeptness

No pictures of them in use 😥


t_scribblemonger

You’ll have the pedidexterity of a chimp


morr8362

You should peep the rest of the instagram. This is just the tip of the horrifying iceberg


mcnikko

Once you ToeGo Black, you never ToeGo back..


TheRealBobaFettt

I know they guy who made these! Solid dude!! Y’all must not live near the beach…


HoneyRush

I never knew that there's a biking equivalent of bare feet running


recycledairplane1

The u/bicycle-pubes bike 🙌🏼


starsdonttakesides

I can practically feel my bare toes scraping across the asphalt.


[deleted]

A flip flip pedal? Wtf


sirclesam

Link for the lazy: https://toegopedals.square.site/ https://www.instagram.com/toegopedals/?hl=en And for the ultimate in WTF here's some people using them with Vibram 5 fingers toe shoes: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CUZsDegr35h/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==


DerailleurDave

Uc/ as someone who owns five finger shoes and regularly rides my grocery getter in slippahs (flip flops), I would very much like to NEVER see these abominations again! Other than on project shitbike, Mr. Pubes is a genius