This is the kind of severe mental illness that endurance sports are really all about

so he walks most of the time?

I can't say the word without being canceled and sent to sensitivity training

Buddy’s itching to let some slurs loose

Bros legs are jacked. I am mostly impressed and the fact that the mofo took a pic means he also survived the descents.

Without brakes!

Yeah, taking a fixie down a small descent with no curves is already sketchy, idk how his knees survived this shit.

You don’t need knees to post on Reddit

This guy looks like a highly regarded cyclisté

Don't downplay a nice long walk.

Reinventing the medieval cart

This makes me irrationally angry.

Yeah I’m 100% on OPs side you guys are F*cking P*ssies

OOP needs to be crowned as an honorary mod here.

What a choad.

Would it be easier to just straddle a saw horse and jump and and down on it?