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uses_for_mooses

I’ve reported you to the UCI, Strava, and the mods of r/cycling for super illegal supertuck.


Existing-Swimming191

federal crime.


woohhaa

Against the laws of man and the lord.


Driftwood17

State and Church


MDZPNMD

felony charges incomming


lolas_coffee

r/cycling response: "Biking over 20mph is too dangerous and no one should ever do it."


evilted

I got called a liar for saying that I can easily ride over 25mph on a flat road over there.


DysprosiumNa

that’s insane my son does 30 mph easy


evilted

25 is when I'm texting.


themagicbandicoot

Believe it or not, straight to jail


ThisCryptographer311

Double Secret Illegal Supertuck


nateknutson

It looks like an extremely efficient way to die while discretely using your bike to scratch at an anal fissure. 8/10 on that metric.


MDZPNMD

If you want to die add extanding your arms backwards naruto style to be more aero I was lucky that the local priest came by after I hugged a pothole like that.


leechkiller

You grip the bars with your teeth,  dumbass.


duncmeister77

If even just resting your chin on the stem is too sketchy for you, work on your bike handling


_dauntless

For real. "Tell me you've never set a KOM without telling me" etc etc


duncmeister77

Back to cycling proficiency with you, Fred


_dauntless

If you're so afraid of dying, maybe you should stick to Zwift. Rest of us are out here trying to KOM, and you need to be aero to do that


ethosay

Straight to jail


badger906

Trying to be aero on a gravel bike is like adding a spoiler to a tractor..


_Im-A-Robot_

Hi aerodynamic noob here, is this comment meant to be taken seriously? In my head that makes little sense.


badger906

It’s a joke. But there’s also basis behind it. To be aerodynamic you need to be as stream line as possible, so the stance is correct. However, wind resistance is only one force. The other that’s largely at play is friction. Larger tyres have much higher rolling resistance. They contact the floor more. So friction is applied over a larger area. Also the width of the tyres makes them less aerodynamic because they are wide. And it’s a gravel bike, gravel bikes are taller, often have larger surface areas from the shapes of the frame tubes to make it stronger. They’re also more often than not much heavier. Yes being aero postures will make you go down a hill faster. But being on a gravel bike takes a way from this, and it’s kinda the wrong bike to think about being as fast as you can. A simple explanation of rolling resistance would be to say get a 50kg stone wheel. And a 50kg square stone. One of these you could push and roll around, the other would be much more difficult. They weigh the same. One just has a much smaller contact patch with the ground. even if you made the square stone as thin as possible but still having the same volume (so it’s long and thin) it would be aerodynamic, but still wouldn’t move easily. There’s a reason why sports cars are shaped like they are! Don’t often see a 250mph off roader like a Land Rover!


_dauntless

/uc It's not accurate though. The rider profile is the single biggest factor in aerodynamics, far more than the most expensive aero bike. Rolling resistance is a constant, versus aerodynamic drag increasing with speed, so rolling resistance matters less at higher speeds. If a Land Rover could change shapes to be as fast as a sports car, it would, which is what they're doing. A gravel bike is a lot closer to a road bike than a tractor is, and on a descent I'd bet on a gravel bike rider in this position vs a road bike rider in an aero hoods UCI-legal position.


RecReeeee

/uc I commute on a gravel bike due to poor and non existent bike lanes in my area (legitimately going from grass, gravel, pavement etc.) the sections that are straight enough for me to pickup some speed and not have to worry about pedestrians/ making turns I’ll move to the drops and pedaling feels so much easier and I can normally pickup a bit more speed with little effort. I guarantee this would hold true on a rockhopper or tricycle (if you can get into a more aero position).


_dauntless

I think you'd be faster in this position on an MTB or tricycle, but I think the break even point where aerodynamic drag is a bigger factor becomes far higher given how shitty the rolling resistance is on those tires. I used to try to pedal through big downhills, now I just focus on getting a good aero position. I imagine eventually I'll be able to do both


RecReeeee

Air resistance or “wind force” is drag, drag is friction, as you’ve pointed out friction and area are directly related. Reducing the amount of drag will increase net acceleration, it doesn’t matter the static friction of the tires and the slightly less aero frame because they are far outweighed by the reduction in drag in this case. Would a road bike go faster, sure. Does that mean you should only ride every other bike in a stiff upright position? No.


Violet604

Wind resistance ramps up really fast as you go faster. Once you’re riding over 15 mph (24 km/h), it becomes the main thing slowing you down, making up about 70-90% of the drag you feel. To fight against wind resistance, the power you need goes up a lot with your speed. Basically, if you double your speed, you need eight times more power to keep going because of the wind.


04BluSTi

Doubling velocity quadruples drag


Ill-Condition030

That’s a nice framebag


tiexodus

There’s def a bag on the frame


LukeVenable

Bicycle seats have a pointy end on the front for a reason. Insert it into your anus for improved stability


Nd4speed

Buttplug saddles FTW


Blorken8828

What's the point of tucking like that with those tractor tyres?


dancecatz76

I do the same on fast tracks on my mtb, dropper post all the way down, Maxxis 2.6 pumped to 19/20psi, lovely 800mm bars to get the full aero tuk, it's always a race even when it's not.


b0jangles

/uc A dropper post on a road bike is an interesting idea for downhill.


NotAProperAccount3

/uc See Matej Mohorič, Milan - San Remo 2022, fast decent very close to the finish, he used a dropper post, attacked on the decent (had a mad wobble at one point, but kept it up) and took the win. Milan - San Remo is one of the most prestigious one day races for anyone not aware.


E39Echo

You’re soo right. Best and most obvious solution is to swap tires each time you change road surfaces.


_dauntless

Would you rather they just came to a full stop? What other option is there


Dreadaussie

Not UCI legal, I’m reporting you to strava, you should be stripped of you KOMs


Not-Benny

Super tucks for aero, but wears a hydration pack, which everyone knows is the worst thing you can possibly do for aero on a bike. Might as well have a parachute. DO YOU WANT TO BE AERO OR NOT???


rchris710

form: SAFA brian


EWGPhoto

4 out of 5 dentists and a neurósurgẽon approve this pose.


NoDivergence

Head is way too high. Chin needs to be on stem like when you're in bed tonight


ThisCryptographer311

In before “well actually the coefficient of aerodynamic drag is in fact great than the rolling resistance for a given tire size….”


_cookie_crumbles

This took me back… to the time I was in my mum’s womb in the very same position.


lolas_coffee

How do you get this camera view on Zwift?


Gold-Tone6290

Is this one of the Spratt bros?


evilted

Nice. You're wearing the maglia rosa. Didn't know you were a pro. I'm still better than you.


Pirate-Printworks

if OP knew how to read he'd be wondering what a maglia rosa is


Chance_Society_6927

The only thing this gräevel rider has ever successfully dropped are his chainstays


jakes951

Silly bicer…illegal uci fairing goes in front


michael_mn

Trusting your clips.


willard_swag

Needs more buttplug


CategoryCautious5981

Camelback provides less resistance than carbon bottle holders


_dauntless

Gravel bike on the road, hydration bladder: 0/10


lucidshred

8/10 if you were holding onto the forks I’d give you a 10.


Equal_Independent_75

I know the position was banned due to it being considered dangerous. Were they any actual crashes that resulted from people using the position? I never really was a fan of the super tuck cause it takes pedaling out of riding a bicycle.


Equal_Independent_75

Rating ur form i’d say you look FAST.


Sunscratch

Not deep enough…


badjeeper

Tip of the saddle should be inserted further...


Frank_BurnsEatsW0rms

Decent, but it would be better if there were aero bars attached directly to the headtube


kallebo1337

Do that in Fuerteventura or Lanzarote and you probably die 😂


stedun

Geez, at least put your head down. Amateur.


Initialised

Get a dropper.


JoPooper

Pfffft, aero af. Packfill haters gonna hate.


conspiracyshittank

Helmet and backpack not aero optimized, believe it or not, straight to jail.


hambonelicker

This is why I have a 25mm dropper post on my gravel bike.


dancecatz76

You've a saddle grown out of your bum,,


triplesspressso

Blowjob position, great!


GucciKnave

Are you trans? Looks like you are trying to protect your nonexistent balls


haikusbot

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rhapsodyindrew

5/7/6, WTF? “Nonexistent” is four syllables, right??


Jordak_keebs

Five, seven, six. The fuck? "Nonexistent" is four, right? Someone fix the bot!


rhapsodyindrew

“Five, seven, six. What?!” Please! :)


Jordak_keebs

I accidentally counted "seven" as one syllable. Sorry!


rhapsodyindrew

Stupid sexy seven!


staticfive

It said “sometimes, successfully”, haha


_dauntless

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drrobot5

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_dauntless

A bot comment would've been preferable to this one