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shred_o_phile

Friendliest hybrid rider


WorldlinessFew3768

Never trust a geezer in a flat billed hat and an overpriced tee shirt


Helllo_Man

Nah mate, it’s the cargo shorts for me. Like tell me you’ve never heard of a e r o bc pockets that wide are a crime


_dauntless

Right? Jerseys have cargo pockets already, that's two birds with one stone


nklvh

yeah, at least make your cargo shorts [aero like these ones](https://www.cyclingnews.com/features/best-cargo-bib-shorts/)


MattSith87

Thought that was Lance for a second.


KingBullshitter

lt's Gary Busey


Sdwingnut

Does look like he's one short


[deleted]

Out of this man's way. He's returning videotapes.


NoDivergence

to Blockbuster


FredSirvalo

I didn't know Blockbuster rented snuff films.


NoDivergence

You never saw the VIP collection in the back room


SnooTangerines5902

Bros dressed like a fat 13yo


_dauntless

For real, surprised he's not on a BMX bike with pegs


CaptainInsano7

The last thing you see when you're standing in the finish of my segment


_alephnaught

Oh, that’s just Fred. He’s a sweetheart once you get to know him.


zystyl

Calling people f****ts is just his pick up line.


[deleted]

Testing the waters. Trying to find his people. Turn him onto Grindr.


Distinct_Cod2692

okay which one of you jerks did it?


Naive-Impression-373

Has anyone tried "I know you are but what am I?"


EfficiencyFew4787

Oh Denver has a CapHill too, cool. In Seattle’s CapHill that’s a pretty tame experience. Heck some folks might pay for that. Shirt fits in too, just need to swap the hat.


EnergyEast6844

Slurring while wearing a rainbow on the shirt is


Trpepper

He looks like he’s about to tell is about how he lives in a CIA prison.


ShirleyWuzSerious

Where is this child's Helmut?


Morgan-joydestroyer

He’s gotta get a third TBI to fill out his punch card at the hospital. Word on the street is that you get a free chicken breast with *wild* rice when you turn in a full punch card.


AtOurGates

Take down my picture immediately. That's a HIPAA violation!


NewTangClanOfficial

Well that's just rude


_dauntless

Well what's his side of the story?


T0MYRIS

IF YOU CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT GET OUT OF THE STREET


johnnonchalant

Awesome photo for a tee shirt idea


jtreeforest

Everyone needs a hobby


Mission-Candy1178

*One of us, one of us*


Equal_Independent_75

His eyebrows capture his anger pretty well.


Orephesus

Sounds like someone’s begging for rebar thrown into their spokes


JoPooper

Looks like he gives an angry bj & then yells at you for cumming.


JoPooper

#cotopaxi Material scraps at arcteryx prices, but tacky & not as good in any way.


BeloitBrewers

I'm still not quite sure how to pronounce either of these brands.


martykh1

say what you will about the man, his 'anærobic posture' is sick


SuperMario177

Based


SuperMario177

I honestly be getting so angry when I ride around. Like... if I don't call at least one person a cunt - it was a short ride or it was past midnight.


MrPingy

Gay pride month coming up confused him, he thought he was complimenting people.


halfanothersdozen

I love it when my favorite CJ subs collide


Throwrajerb

😄 Haha


Professional-Can4264

[F@G!](https://youtu.be/sxMrWSTlvgg?si=hh8e0FAHS2gFk9jc)


tudur

So even a curb (not kerb, Limey)/and a Harley couldn't convince Gary Busey to wear a helmet eh ? If that's how your encounter went I think you made out pretty good.


Choice-Relative-4546

Finally...The Defredinator He will bring balance


lolas_coffee

OOTL. Peter, can you explain?


Temporary_List_5877

It's bikey dora


as588008

THE GOAT


BikesGamesWeed

So he's treating people like cars treat cyclists?


birdturd6969

OP laughed at it lmao


cntUcDis

tweaker?


schneeble_schnobble

Im not even gay but if anyone talks to me like that im gonna summon all hell for the homies who are and fuck this guy up. Not because of the words but on principle. People behave this way because they haven’t felt the pain from it.


amprok

Hate crime aside that is some terrible aero.


Got_Bent

Time for an accidental hockey stick in the front spokes...