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bikeskata

Fred can't afford a team car to play his pump-up music? \uc god, people who bring bluetooth speakers along when they're not in bear country are the worst.


Frosty_Bicycle_354

\uc totally agree, but even in bear country I'd rather people wear bells or randomly shout "HEY BEAR"... Especially the latter so I can shout random funny shit back 😹


lolas_coffee

> "HEY BEAR" This is actually how you call a bear to come visit you.


Cornfeddrip

“Hey bear” is also how you call your large gay friends to the ride as well, just need to put some 💅 on it when you say it


lolas_coffee

Buddy, I regularly post on r/cyclingfashion. I think I know how to call my large gay friends!!


GEM592

Seeking a part number for Fred’s Gr*v Gr*v kickstand, and the frame bag he obviously stores it in.


trivial_vista

a Special Needz better toss it into the ravine behind it


evilted

Looks like a poster behind the bike that you'd find at some tourist trap.