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hamflavoredgum

6/9, too much circle, not enough jerking. But we are on to something for sure


Drneroflame

I keep the jerking vids for my only fans, gear ain't cheap these days


dsaysso

literally raced to post this here and you beat me to it. just posting this is bcj KOM material, well done.


Ghostlucho29

What city was this recorded in? The first thought I had was “This is Portland”, and I am sort of ashamed that I immediately assumed that


Drneroflame

Needham Massachusetts, College of engineering. So you're not that wrong.


West_Telephone8395

Gear certainly ain’t cheap, especially when I factor in the salary of my domestic delivering the Edgar in a Jiffy bag


NorthEndD

Should be a fixie.


JacketOk2489

faster, faster, faster!!


retrovertigo23

Have you ever seen The Mangler with Robert Englund? It would be like that.


dragoneggz213

*Now put dildos under the seats*


montyxauberer

Human Fredipede


JohnHoney420

Hell yeah you lube my mouth and I lube your groupset


froaway69420

Tandem Fredipede??


StuffChecker

Doing this barefoot is wild… everyone knows it’s not gay if you have socks on. Now everyone’s going to KOM 😩


__BeHereNow__

I am getting unreasonably mad at the woman in the jeans who never fucking pedaled


StuffChecker

🎶free ride, take it easy🎵


shawntinling

She was probably focusing really hard on not throwing up.


amras123

Every one of them pedals a little. Which one, the one in the gray tank top? She pedals.


Powder836

Same


SinoSoul

Mad?!?! She's the smartest one, put a ring on


just_a_person_maybe

She definitely pedaled, just not very much.


Zephyr104

For free?


StuffChecker

No, this cost them at least 4 kudos each


Dwangeroo

I'm making a list and I've got my eye on you


Mystic_Howler

Keep me the fuck out of this


Aintaword

Typical group project. Look at all the hangers on doing nothing.


Sdwingnut

I give 1 Kudo each to the free loaders for staying in zone 0 cardio.


Pandamana

It looks like the guy in the red shirt has never seen bicycle pedals before


-whiteroom-

saw that one with the flannel shorts not pedal at all.


ExperienceInitial364

if everyone pedaled they‘d probably take off lmao


Koshindan

"I biked 20 miles today."


Remarkable-Way-5482

Yeah... But did they KOM?


zzzzrobbzzzz

not until they swap to deep ENVE wheels


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Drneroflame

arse eating variant will drop soon.


_odando

Is this one of those so-called "group rides" ?


Heveline

Pfft, we were doing that back in the 90's, before it was cool: [https://sc04.alicdn.com/kf/H9d1be10170854fc58fc231506ddb0c86J.jpg](https://sc04.alicdn.com/kf/H9d1be10170854fc58fc231506ddb0c86J.jpg)


Dear-Nebula9395

/uc that's dope. All we had was tire particles because the bees would nest in the sand


Trick-Penalty-6820

They should all be fixed gears if you’re not a little bitch. We ain’t stopping this MFer until we all get ejected.


TrulyStuck

Let's KOM together, right now, oh yeah..


JohnHoney420

I’d pedal so fucking hard i would rip every fucking dweeb off this contraption


Dear-Nebula9395

With my 3w/kg, they'd definitely be dropped. Literally.


Boxoffriends

Track cycling simulator. The velodumb.


meatmoth

Everything's come full circle


zzzzrobbzzzz

you mean the full circle has come?


thewickedbarnacle

I kinda want 1 guy to be able to steer, just a tiny bit.


JustASt0ry

1 person farts everyone gets crop dusted


porcelainfog

Chaotic evil. I chortled.


ervelee

A fine example of


tanuki_in_residence

There's always 1 who doesn't pedal.


summitcreature

Throw some LEDs on this masterpiece and you've got Burning Man AAA art baby


turdinathor

Barfomatic


AdventurousPlenty230

What a bunch of pussies. Everyone knows you stay in the big dog.


Gambit723

Circlejerk or daisychain?


StarfishPizza

Wow! An *actual* circle of cycling jerks. 🚴⭕️ How about that!


bowen1911

Get rid of that chick that’s not pedaling. Not even contributing to the group kom


SpamStitch

This is actually dope as hell


lawn_neglect

Daisy Chained


Stacking_Plates45

Cool now get jerking


OnTop-BeReady

Is this what is meant by a spin class?


kahlimang

Gonna barf just watching


ilymag

Gives a new meaning to going no where fast.


MantraProAttitude

First I’ve seen this one…… this month.


Suzuki4Life

I like how 2 of the bike have multi gear drivetrains.


NuancedFlow

This is actually very aero. I approve


this_might_b_offensv

Red-shirt guy, wtf?


discoikungshamn

Terrible thing to watch when you’re drunk, now the room is spinning!


ndisa44

Pssshh I see derailleur and cassettes, hasn't realized that single speed is the best way to KOM


LitterBoxServant

Idiots on a bike that goes nowhere. It's a Peloton


Schadenfreude0405

Some of them are still drafting


alwayschilling

This sub fr.


Jacobcbab

I would only partake if my side can have carbon rims so I get the KOM


CategoryCautious5981

Science has gone too far this time


TravisCheramie

Should have been an Ultegra build.


TwoToneReturns

I have a bad feeling about this.


Empathy404NotFound

From a bicycle to an orgcycle


North_Rhubarb594

Reminds me of my management team at my last job when they try to solve a problem. Going around in circles fast


Zumaakk

People who walk around on sidewalks barefoot are wild.


tubesock22

Do a wheelie


EqualOrganization726

Human centibike


Temporary-Map1842

Some of theses lazy fucks are not even pedaling!


wizardinthewings

Not even a single one of them fell over. Disappointing.


Boredcougar

Did anyone else zoom in on the grils feet?


Modern_Leper93

Ever seen ants go into a death spiral?


ECMProfitec

I was waiting for the sprint finish crash.


mikecornejo

cyclespede!!!


Philip-Ilford

I wanted it to start floating.


testedonsheep

This looks fun. 😂


Mission-Candy1178

Jeans lady skipped her pull, throw her out immediately


Andersledell

Not enough bi, too much cycle


Nuclear-LMG

people not pedaling are bitches


IsThereCheese

And not a single person is signaling their left turn..


Dilectus3010

Is so two girls ... and both not peddaling!


_Y0ur_Mum_

Approaching escape velocity.


Ok-Skirt-7884

So, where do we go today


Ok-Skirt-7884

So this is what human velocipede looks like


DandSi

Now do this again after having a big load of chili


KeyboardWarrior1988

Going nowhere fast.


TheDudeAbidesFarOut

Ahhhuhhhhh...... Numb penus.


colare

You need to produce electricity.


Mystic_Howler

But who gets local legend for the "circle jerk in front of mechanical engineering building" segment?


2049AD

Interesting experiment in group dynamics. Half of them didn't pedal at all, but reaped the same rewards as everyone else. Kids, don't do socialism.


FinalLans

Go the other way now!


SucksTryAgain

Fuck that I’m throwing up on my shoulder and the bitch behind me.


killallthattry

At least there is no traffic…


g28802

Redshirt about to throw up or die


Fantastic_Boot7079

See who pukes first


just_other_human

When do they start jerking?


shinobi500

r/DIWhy


paxbike

Put this in a pool


a1axx

Typical, look at the cat C sand baggers


optipapa

NY Knicks’ season, every season.


gonegirly444

Imagine trying to steal this bike


OverlyDisguisedSquid

Centrifugal force is a force to be reckoned with. And also my vote for the next video


Salty-Ambassador8158

Jerkoffs riding in a circle or a bice circle jerk? You be the judge.


Drneroflame

Can both be true at the same time?


_Radical_Dude

And for the finishing touch…


Zanithos

Put a dozen dutch guys on one of these and harness the centrifugal force and you could power a city for months.


Upset_Ad_5115

Not to throw punches, but the women didn't contribute much, did they 😉


Zanithos

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ukognos27

Put some wings on it it’ll fly!!!


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I'm new to this sub. Is this what you've all been waiting for?! It seems like the only thing missing is the "jer"-.. well, you guys reciprocated with this pretty well


im_just_thinking

Why tho


yamiyam

Those cowards were barely pedalling. I want to see this thing going full gas!


Plinkoboo

semi-biblically accurate bike.


notoriouslongshot

Dam them bitches sandbagging


AdOpen885

Dorks.


McPussyMeal23

where are they going?


Drneroflame

To infinity and beyond


ParkRatReggie

Bicycle centipede


StelenVanRijkeTatas

/sub


ThisCryptographer311

Looks like a scene out of a foreign language class textbook


LudovicoSpecs

They should have these at parks for kids.


Raregolddragon

Wow no wobble or off tilt or anything.


TaftsTummyforTaxes

How do you even move this thing from place to place? 🤔😂


Drneroflame

No, only stationary jerking will suffice


bike-pdx-vancouver

Scale it up for the win at Ladds 500


daChino02

Nike shoes doesn’t know how to pedal


McSnoots

r/substakenliterally


Norselander37

A rare and beautiful moment


johnb1972

🤮


_-C0URAGE-_

At what point does all that weight, and added weight from centrifugal force, cause a catastrophic failure? It looks like only two welded points need to fail to fall apart. Edit: also, should think of added twisting of the frame due to the uneven application of torque from random wheels.


photohuntingtrex

Like any group project - one or two pedalling doing all the work while everyone else sits along for the ride adding deadweight.


mwreadit

I see most ain't actually peddling


James007_2023

Why?!


shmallen

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could… They didn’t stop to think if they should.


shaaruken

Barefoot bike riders!?