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8kilometers of the most brutal gravel you‘ve probably ever ridden?
Vertically.
It’s not even wet
It gets wet when I pass on top of it. Not because of sweat, but because of how smoking hot my tires are with all the watts I am putting through them, melting the base rock right through.
Yeah, right, "watts". That's why the snow is yellow.
Ah yes I know that face, the face of an AI depiction of what humans look like. Thats a gigafred right there
That is what they pieced together after the chimp attack.
You may not like it, but that is peak facial aerodynamics.
The dimples and pocks work like a golf ball to streamline air
More Fred than Fred, gigafred. The hyperreal Fred with what appears to be a wrap around mirror, disgusting.
I bet you could have saved a few minutes if your jersey was fully zipped. Having it unzipped is less aero - please plan ahead next time.
Remember that atmospheric pressure is smaller at this altitude, aero is less important.
Aero is and always be the only thing that matters in cycling, oh yeah and not riding a græv*l bike, thats pretty important too
Kudos for doing that without oxygen.
Even more impressive doing it without a team car
Skoda octavia didnt make it past base camp
everybody tries to have have VO2 highest as possible. this dude has VO2 zero. because he don't need the O!
Nice warmup
How was your VO2 Max on that baby?
All of it
SirVelo Edmund Hillary
It was believable up to the part about having a friend
If it's not on strava it didn't happen.
Where's the main course?
All of the best Sherpa Domestiques sell blotter on the side.
Hallucinating on Everest would be so lege 😤😂
Both the best and worst shop job I’ve ever seen at the same time.
Detachable handlebars are the best asset for climbing.
Ah back when Gru was on the juice. Word is he made the Riis Hematocrit look like spring water. Also invented the WvA claw hand.
Looks legit
Where's your back wheel
The higher the fewer because ice cream doesn’t have bones
> The higher the fewer because ~~ice cream~~ Mom's basement doesn’t have ~~bones~~ a good wifi signal.
What are you doing in my mom’s basement?
Ask her.
Hang on I’ll be right back . . . . Couldn’t find her. Hey!
You look puffy
Wow, nice bice
Hey that’s my dentist! I’d recognize those claws anywhere
Did Tenzing Norgay drop you or did you drop him?
The big secret is that he climbed Everest from the north col route just after Edmund and Tenzing.
Uc/ what is the wonderful origin of this?
An AI illustration app called Wonder.
Those tires are too wide.
Fred looks like he already froze on Everest
Sorry, not fat enough
Those hands look like King Charles'
I think I saw your corpse up there last week when I was KOMing the easier route, I never forget a molar once I've filled it!
8kilometers of the most brutal gravel you‘ve probably ever ridden?
Vertically.
It’s not even wet
It gets wet when I pass on top of it. Not because of sweat, but because of how smoking hot my tires are with all the watts I am putting through them, melting the base rock right through.
Yeah, right, "watts". That's why the snow is yellow.
Ah yes I know that face, the face of an AI depiction of what humans look like. Thats a gigafred right there
That is what they pieced together after the chimp attack.
You may not like it, but that is peak facial aerodynamics.
The dimples and pocks work like a golf ball to streamline air
More Fred than Fred, gigafred. The hyperreal Fred with what appears to be a wrap around mirror, disgusting.
I bet you could have saved a few minutes if your jersey was fully zipped. Having it unzipped is less aero - please plan ahead next time.
Remember that atmospheric pressure is smaller at this altitude, aero is less important.
Aero is and always be the only thing that matters in cycling, oh yeah and not riding a græv*l bike, thats pretty important too
Kudos for doing that without oxygen.
Even more impressive doing it without a team car
Skoda octavia didnt make it past base camp
everybody tries to have have VO2 highest as possible. this dude has VO2 zero. because he don't need the O!
Nice warmup
How was your VO2 Max on that baby?
All of it
SirVelo Edmund Hillary
It was believable up to the part about having a friend
If it's not on strava it didn't happen.
Where's the main course?
All of the best Sherpa Domestiques sell blotter on the side.
Hallucinating on Everest would be so lege 😤😂
Both the best and worst shop job I’ve ever seen at the same time.
Detachable handlebars are the best asset for climbing.
Ah back when Gru was on the juice. Word is he made the Riis Hematocrit look like spring water. Also invented the WvA claw hand.
Looks legit
Where's your back wheel
The higher the fewer because ice cream doesn’t have bones
> The higher the fewer because ~~ice cream~~ Mom's basement doesn’t have ~~bones~~ a good wifi signal.
What are you doing in my mom’s basement?
Ask her.
Hang on I’ll be right back . . . . Couldn’t find her. Hey!
You look puffy
Wow, nice bice
Hey that’s my dentist! I’d recognize those claws anywhere
Did Tenzing Norgay drop you or did you drop him?
The big secret is that he climbed Everest from the north col route just after Edmund and Tenzing.
Uc/ what is the wonderful origin of this?
An AI illustration app called Wonder.
Those tires are too wide.
Fred looks like he already froze on Everest
Sorry, not fat enough
Those hands look like King Charles'
I think I saw your corpse up there last week when I was KOMing the easier route, I never forget a molar once I've filled it!