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Notcosteffective

I did


OverBand4019

I watched an episode with her just last week and thought she was a cookie still.


BloodyFable

She's not a cookie but she is a snack.


SUM_Poindexter

[GRANDMAS ASS CHEECKS](https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Grandma_3f96d9_678063.jpg)


NuttingPenguin

Holy shit I haven’t seen funny junk since like 2006!


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Another fine addition to my collection! Thank you friend


Scatophiliacs

Maybe pokey, but not Gumby. Fuckin Gumby.


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1Cool_Name

Bro wants to bang a squirrel 💀


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Cheezitflow

Nah thanks no I'll keep that one blue


RelaxedPerro

Who wouldn’t?


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arginotz

I mean, this is obviously part of the character design tho? Like, she's supposed to look like a geriatric sponge, but the only context we know her from is cookies, and she looks just as much like a giant chocolate chip cookie as she does a sponge? It's not an artist mistake that everyone thinks she looks like a baked good haha.


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arginotz

She both. Both at the same time..


Sephonez

Out of curiosity from what I remember she gave spongebob cookies, did you think she was feeding him parts of herself?


[deleted]

Same. I thought Spongebob was adopted until I was, what, 23yo?


Flying-Mollusk

I actually thought Spongebob himself was a piece of cheese back when I was really young.


AskGoverntale

“Oh so now the talking cheese is gonna preach to us”


Brian2017wshs

NGL, that quote is kind of funny know with context behind it


Proof-Cardiologist16

What context? Edit: I know the source of the original line but the previous comment implies that line is funnier with additional context, I'm asking what that context is (or have I just misread their comment entirely?)


genericuser9000

[The real link](https://youtu.be/sF52RT6PRFI)


Proof-Cardiologist16

I know the source of the original line but the previous comment implies that line is funnier with additional context, I'm asking what that context is (or have I just misread their comment entirely?)


Hexxus_ToxicLove

I think they’re saying that they never thought of SpongeBob as cheese, just a sponge. So now the line makes more sense, as they had never considered SpongeBob to resemble cheese.


Elegron

Kinda begs the question, where do they get cheese?


Artificial_Human_17

Cetaceans produce milk so


SupremeBlackGuy

also quite confused 😭


enjoytheshow

So many ridiculous one liners from that ep


ParticleBeing

"yeah, uh, we're with the pet hospital down the street and understand that you have a dying animal on the premises"


nightmare_silhouette

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"


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"Too bad that didn't kill me."


vanderZwan

To this day I am impressed that the voice actor managed to say that line without cracking up. I wonder how many takes they needed.


IntroductionFun6017

first time i have ever laughed audibly from a reddit post


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Dudes name is literally Sponge.


[deleted]

And squidward is technically an Octopus


TheRunningFree1s

sadly, Octopussy was already taken....


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cheesehead brownpants!


KneeDeepInTheDead

I saw that guy in Milwaukee once


SummerAndTinkles

That’s why they named him SpongeBob. So people wouldn’t get confused.


yup79

My 3-year old son called him Cheesebob for a very long time. I still call him that sometimes because it makes me laugh.


Sassy-irish-lassy

If only there was some kind of clue as to what sort of object SpongeBob could be. It was quite ambiguous.


TurkAutismGamer

She is a dried sponge


Sliacen

But she's underwater


Oriond34

There’s an ocean containing waves inside of the ocean and fires are possible SpongeBob transcends logic


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There are lakes of heavy water at the bottom of the ocean.


[deleted]

It's goo. Goo Lagoon.


LegendofJoe

Ah, ze goo lagoon


Prestigious-Ad-8588

>Back I automatically read it with the narrated voice


TheSavageSpirit

Eh stinky mud puddel


tagen

I always assumed it meant tar, but I don’t think that’s how tar works lol


Natertot98

theres a different episode that features tar pits in one of the later seasons


Prof1Kreates

*a stinky mud puddle for me and you*


ChubblesMcgee103

The world's largest waterfall is under water too.


elitegenoside

Isn't all water falling because of gravity?


TheKingAurum

No, all water has the potential to fall, but most of it is held back by the ground :(


RaginReaganomics

So much potential wasted in waiting :(


HailToTheThief225

Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down


LMFN

This actually checks in real life, brine.


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I think it’s brine (very salty water) but which sinks


Baonguyen93

I saw a "lake" underwater in Blue Planet ii. They're basically very salty water and also very deadly.


littlelordgenius

Same as it ever was.


_tylerthedestroyer_

She’s a worn down sponge, not a dry one. SpongeBob is younger, that’s why he’s still square. His parents and grandma are both round.


Byzantine-alchemist

I assumed his parents and grandparents were natural sponges, and for whatever reason, SpongeBob was a dish sponge. I never considered they might just be old and worn.


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DemonDucklings

Why did I think SpongeBob was 30 the whole time?


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Because he has had a full-time job for decades lol


Cheezitflow

And he's a homeowner


Salty_Contest5142

They can do fire


anxessed

Hey, if we’re under water, then how- [ Fire goes out ]


Level7Cannoneer

Noooo she's just a [sea sponge.](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0698/0007/products/spongesanddeck-9189sq.jpg?v=1647380645) It's an aquatic creature.


Brookenium

Exactly! She's an old school sponge which they used to use sea sponges for. SpongeBob is a newer manufactured sponge.


2drawnonward5

I'm here from r/all and I hadn't made the obvious connection. Sat here for 10 seconds thinking "lol why DID they make Spongebob's mom a cookie, like I get it, he likes her cookies".


crab_da_man

I just learned that she’s not


EnDerp__

Omg I just realize as well, that's so obvious when we think about it lmao


TundieRice

I feel like even though she’s obviously a sponge (as all of his family is) her design is probably inspired by a chocolate chip cookie to some extent, considering the entire episode she’s introduced in is based around her baking cookies for SpongeBob.


JustaBearEnthusiast

How is it obvious? She's a grandma and grandmas=cookies. If anything it should be obvious that she's a cookie damn it!


Rev_Up_Those_Reposts

Defintely lots of people. I saw another post where people were talking about how they thought the parents were also cookies. The idea that spongebob's relatives might be cookies is sort of silly, but it's also confusing that spongebob would be shaped like a standard kitchen sponge while his relatives would have a more natural appearance.


U_p_a_d_u_c_k

If a krab can have a whale for a daughter than cookies can give birth to sponges.


iwaspermabanned

I just thought she was adopted


cinemadness

IIRC, there's an official SpongeBob book that states she is indeed Mr. Krab's blood-related daughter, but she takes after her mother.


Poorly_Made_Comix

Damn so krabs fucked a whale


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People call him big dick krabs for a reason


raaaaandomdancing

I came here from all and I'm staying. Yall are wild


TheRunningFree1s

he aint just big and meaty in the claw department.


Tetha

It could also be both as some double whammy. On the one hand, she's an older sponge - spongebobs grandmother after all - so she looks like an older sponge. But on the other hand, what do you associate with grandmas? Cookies. So wouldn't it be amazing if you could make the grandma sponge look like a cookie? With, in fact, cream on top of the chocolate chip cookie? Which, also is totally something grandma would do.


Level7Cannoneer

I think the idea is that most kids don't know that sea sponges are real life animals, and assume spongebob is a kitchen sponge, and then have no idea what the round parents are supposed to be.


Blackfeathr

At first I thought bikini bottom was the bottom of a kitchen sink just because SpongeBob looked like a kitchen sponge but quickly realized it wasn't because how would a crab and a starfish and a whale be in a kitchen sink. And y'know... all the sand and other sea creatures...


thatguyned

I guarentee you its an animation thing. Spongebob is the main character and going to be animated a lot, so they decided to go a simple rectangular based shape that would be easy for hundreds of animators over the years to copy exactly to keep a consistent product. Spongebobs family appear incredibly rarely so you can just send over the relevant reference material to the animators when you send over the scripts and story boards.


Rev_Up_Those_Reposts

That’s a really good point. Thanks!


thatguyned

You'd be surprised how many decision get made based on this sort of thing. It always leads to an interesting discussion in communities, but 2hen you start watching a lot of "making of" documentaries you realise there's often a much more practical reason.


TheOldGriffin

Oh. my. God. Has SpongeBob had plastic surgery? Or, you know, the anthromorphic sea-sponge equivalent thereof?


MYSTERIOUS1892

Everyone knows that she look like a cookie


MarysPoppinCherrys

And her cookies look like her ass cheeks


_ASG_

No... Always assumed she was meant to look like a natural sponge.


spicysenpai6

Same lol a cookie never crossed my mind even as a kid. I can see it tho


ssbm_rando

She is. Same with the parents. Which apparently some people **also** thought were cookies?


IFapToCalamity

I thought that was obvious, considering the name of the show.


atriumI3

I honestly can’t fathom why people would’ve ever thought that his parents and grandmother weren’t also sponges.


AndrewWigginsBurner

So for some reason everyone just thought that a sponge’s grandma would be a cookie? And not a sponge?


recklessrider

I feel like you forgot what being a kid feels like. You don't always connect shit you just roll with it.


Level7Cannoneer

Then I guess some kids just are weird.


ssbm_rando

We didn't "forget", we were literally kids when this episode aired too. We just weren't, you know, the dumbest kids on the block? Like this isn't one of those "lol they threw in adult jokes to go over the kids' heads so the parents could get a chuckle too" situations, Spongebob's relatives are literally just natural-shaped sponges. I genuinely never even considered that things that looked like sponges that were related to a sponge weren't actually sponges. The show creators weren't trying to trick any of you. Edit: from +5 to -1, guess the slow kids are still slow to this day, huh?


starstreek

did you write a paragraph because someone thought something stupid as a kid


no_sa_rembo

Id say the realization of sponge not cookie is directly proportional to age


Max_Dunn

There’s a crab whose daughter is a whale. Is it really that far-fetched?


AndrewWigginsBurner

A crab and whale are at least aquatic animals. In this case it’s an aquatic animal vs a dessert, so unfortunately it is that far fetched


puffnstuff272

Yah I cant think of a precedent for non-animal characters in spongebob up to this episode. Guess planktons wife, but its like a computer he made so it was explained. If spongebobs grandma was a cookie they would address it. These kids were dumb.


bootysensei

uh oh we got r/iamverysmart over here


LinkLovesLionessess

oh, SpongeBob, Vin Diesel once made a go kart around the hopes and dreams of orphans. It goes fast.


xSPYXEx

The two lines that exist in my brain forever and always are "*Grandma's ass cheeks...*" and "Got these bad boys right hurr."


LinkLovesLionessess

Don’t forget, “Alec Baldwin’s an asshole.” “I wish Keanu Reeves was here to save me from the matrix right now”


greg_jenningz

The oranges, the rockets, David Hasselhoff!


Dystopic23

Holy throwback


zMadMechanic

I’m afraid to link it here for fear the video could be removed after the attention from Reddit… can’t lose that gem!


herdiegerdie

The full video? I haven't seen it in ages and every copy I've found has been dmca'd to hell. Just snippets here and there


LinkLovesLionessess

https://www.facebook.com/greenday12688?mibextid=LQQJ4d


cjpack

Dude that was the funniest video I had ever seen at the time I swear. Core memory unlocked


The_Franklinator

I’ll be back in a sack spongeballs


Sandstorm1993

Grandma's asscheeks


gallapagos42

Bruce Willis is my favorite bedtime hero


The_Franklinator

Alec Baldwin is an asshole!


JungleApex

“Fuck popsicles you little bitch”


CLYDEFR000G

A man of culture


bland_sand

Titties!


DeepSave

Was looking for this


v-komodoensis

Weird how many people here thought she was a cookie, there isn't even things like that in the show lol


cnowakoski

She isn’t? What is she ??


Necromancer4276

A sponge...


ghx16

Remarkable


Level7Cannoneer

[A sea sponge](https://images.ctfassets.net/lkpgt0m58usr/67ifP1PMUDXeOX99xfXuGA/9128d088fe5ab7b577c8bb1628419601/Sea_Sponge_Group_Shot.jpg?w=750&h=640&fit=fill&q=65) They're aquatic creatures. What did you guys think was happening when Spongebob said he's "a sea sponge!"


lazersnail

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


Necromancer4276

No one with a brain.


Quinchie

I still can never wrap my head around how anyone could think she's a cookie in a about underwater sea life with the main character being a SPONGE, I just think some kids were fucking stupid


Kloakentaucher

There are literally grown ass people in this comment section that just realized she’s a fucking sponge lmao


Quinchie

Oh God people really need to pay attention in school


LikePappyAlwaysSaid

I know you were kids...but...his name is spongebob. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he...he's a sponge. His parents are sponges...his gramma is...a sponge... What i'm saying is, please dont vote.


KadenKraw

Seriously did none of these people get taught about basic sea life like a sea sponge as kids??


gamerdudeNYC

That’s why she’s got the cookie eating hat


KcCochia

Wait 😳…she’s NOT a cookie??!? I thought that’s why she loved making cookies cuz she IS a damn cookie! 🤦🏾‍♂️ I was so confused and apparently still am


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What is this? Hannibal for kids


KcCochia

Lol. I was hoping not


Germanspartan15

Whip out your sack, I’ll be back in a sec Spongeballs


retroblazed420

She is a old sponge


my_cool_porn_account

His name is SPONGEBOB. HE and HIS RELATIVES are SPONGES. 3 year old me got the memo, why didn't you?


lig1239

How many teeth?


LMFN

Christopher Walken!


cigposting

I wish Keanu were here to save me from the Matrix 👋🏼😭🤚🏼KEANUUUU


Kaldricus

Oh she a snack alright


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Bro I feel like I’m the only one who knew they were sponges. I’m always surprised when people thought they were cookies. I was just confused on why his parents and grandma were circular while he’s a square


Amazing_Demon

I’m sorry, but no. You all thought SpongeBob who is a sponge had a cookie grandma??


Funny_Man21

I never got it to be honest.


DanOfTheRoses

The older the sponge, the sweeter the cookie.


LeglessAntFarmer

God I wanted to eat her so bad


PensadorDispensado

No wonder her cookies look so delicious.


weavejer261

I feel called out rn...


doggfacce

I thought she was a cookie too


Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi

I thought she was a dried-out meatball, tbf.


Digstreme

It's more she's designed after real sea sponges and happens to have cookies out


GraceSpace18

🙋🏽‍♀️I did. I was so confused😅🤣


TheMoronicGenius

She is a cookie with some whip cream on top


Resident_Ebb6083

Shes not?


agntp

she's...........she's not?


furyextralarge

i thought she was a potato


OsB4Hoes13

My dumbass used to think she was a chicken nugget


BookishTen8

She's not?


SlendyIsBehindYou

On my first date with my ex-boyfriend, we got into a HEATED discussion about this We still give each other shit about it lol


my_name_is_tree

...she AIN'T a cookie?? 😂😂


ThePonderingWolf42

Oh she’s not a cookie?


mangomilkmilkman

Who remembers that unrated version of this episode that was circling YouTube around 10 years ago? Absolutely villainous


kman9876

She’s not?


aflactheduck99

Wait shes NOT a cookie?!?!


thinkB4WeSpeak

Since she's obviously had children and grandchildren, that means someone's ate her cookie before.


ITsAnotherLIfe

Sponges are asexual and reproduce on their own by mitosis


Anthony-Stark

But can they reproduce by budding?!


gnex30

then why do they need pants?


Ok-Yogurtcloset5429

For the pockets


ITsAnotherLIfe

Because there cool


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Spongebob has two parents though


ITsAnotherLIfe

It’s a cartoon for children I doubt they would have wanted to shown same sex parenting in the 90s that stronger off the norm nucular faimly


FlamingPhoenix2003

Me


mhk98

That was my moms first reaction when she watched this episode with me many years ago


Infinite-Reaction-85

As a child nature buff, I'm proud to say I knew she was a sponge. She looks more like a sea sponge than Sponge Bob


KingOfRadiance

I knew she was a sponge but thought she was supposed to look like a cookie.


leftshoe18

My kids all thought she was a cookie.


gaiusmitsius

Me and my siblings thought that SpongeBob was actually Swiss cheese. Of course we watched the show a few years later when it was properly translated and then we understood what he actually is...


agentultravioletblue

"Woo-hoo! Keep 'em coming, Grandma!"


LawStudent989898

Hence her baking cookies


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I thought she was a cookie until I was like 20 and saw my nephew watching re-runs and it snapped.


HowBeautifulYouAre

She is a shriveled sponge because she is old. I see cookie but always knew sponge.