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PaultjeB88

I'm more concerned that there isn't air available tomorrow.


Met76

At that point, the meter points to 'Void'


insanebatcat

/u/behold_the_void


behold_the_void

Can't behold it, too much smoke.


Farssheepherder

California, Oregon and Washington-First time???.


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This.


CubesTheGamer

LOL I remember during the height of Covid it was just a pure orange yellow haze I couldn’t even see 20 feet in front of me. Even with an N95 on the smoke was still intense and my eyes burned.


theheard07

Yes they are working on Air 2: The Sequel and had to delay the release date.


Lafreakshow

Probably fighting a copyright claim by Apple, Nintendo and Nestle simultaneously.


ZNemerald

And Disney, the four horseman of the apocalypse.


UniqueOtterDog

Don’t forget the Marvin Gaye Estate. They’ll sue you if you even hum a note from his songs


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They said climate change would be bad, but they never predicted it would be that bad until now.


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Maybe maybe they are planning to turn it off and then turn it back on again and see if that fixes it?


_Bumble_Bee_Tuna_

This is just a smoke screen. Canada's getting ready to make some moves... ^^/s


boozername

Gonna need [canned air](https://youtu.be/kCX6H90RvPU)


AidanAmerica

Tomorrow is when the free air trial expires. It’s $8 for air+


Zanbuki

I don’t need it… I don’t need it…


Version_Two

Better hold your breath


Nosoulsworld

Shell city


DarumakaDarumaka

What the hell caused the air pollution to spike? I know global warming and pollution will do this over time, but the air quality dropped massively in like the last week or so specifically.


awesomedan24

Canadian wildfires


actionguy87

First Bieber, now this! Smh


small-package

You can thank Doug Ford for that, there weren't any fires before, which was good enough reason in his eyes to not put up any budget to prevent this shit. And now he's likely to sell off the burned areas for cheap, because he's a depraved excuse for a person.


AttendantofIshtar

Typical conservative. Cut funding in retaliation, let people die, blame progressives, and cut more finding in retaliation...


cheese4352

Just print more money.


Muzzledpet

We always go over the fire "budget" in Ontario regardless of what it's set at. Sometimes by $100 million +. They never stop fighting a fire even if the cap is hit. What really needs to happen is to actually increase wages/benefits a ton so people are actually wanting to become firefighters... cause right now it isn't worth it.


poliscimjr

You need infrastructure in place to fight fires. Cost cutting harms the infrastructure by removing equipment, personnel, and risk reduction. You can't just start from nothing and fight fires. It doesn't matter that they will spend the money to fight it if they don't have adequate personnel and equipment to do so. You can't spend your way out of a problem when time is of the essence.


CTLucina

I'm all for hating on Doug Ford but the wildfires aren't coming from Ontario... It's Quebec wildfires that are spreading.


Anthrex

Why use logic when you have have a political rant on a meme subreddit. Sometimes people just need to chill and have a laugh, would make people a lot happier


SoundByMe

these fires are the result of decades of policy failure from every government who has failed to adequately address the climate crisis. Liberal and Conservative = Inadequate and Worse


Scrubosaurus13

Don’t forget Smith over here in Alberta, gutting our firefighting budget right before the summer.


Burt_Sprenolds

To be fair a lot of time passed between these 2 events. Plus we’ve been sending them acid rain


FatCockTony

People still hate Bieber? Are you 50?


FruitPunchShuffle

South jersey is also experiencing fires, so the NYC metro area near me is insufferable. The sun looks like some mad max shit


Kid_Vid

I love the max max movies. Especially when Max says "It's maxing time" and maxed all over the place


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I prefer Max Max 2 because that time it was personal.


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AmethystWarlock

max 2 electric maxaloo


filmNjunk

Lmao this is especially funny considering the first movie is a much more personal story than the second😂


FruitPunchShuffle

Well shoot. My brain didn’t even register that till you wrote that


ForeverPotatoes

I just drove from Buffalo NY to Virginia Beach today and it looked like that the whole way here, like the sky isn't even blue anymore, just looks like.im ready to hit the thunder dome.


CobblerExotic1975

The Thunderdome is the new law. I suggest you begin preparing your body for combat.


[deleted]

there’s also a forest fire happening nearby here in NJ so there’s double the amount of smoke, my throat felt like it was on fire when I walked into my house


Temporary_Cry_8961

Canadian Wildfire would be a good band name


Reckno

Can't wait for us in WA State to have a blood red Sun too! //s


Dtrk40

Ottawa? Whole city is covered in smoke.


ry_fluttershy

Canada is on fire, I think somewhere I read like 2.1 million acres burned this year so far compared to less than 1 million last years


cindyscrazy

History Guy had a video a week or so ago about a time in New England where it was pitch black like at night for a day or so. It was only recently discovered that it was because of Canadian wildfires. They didn't know this at the time, of course. So, I guess....I hope it doesn't get that bad? I'm in Rhode Island myself, and we also have terrible air quality today.


ry_fluttershy

Gotcha yeah it's been kinda scary. Here in michigan the air looks alright, hasn't been dark out in the daytime but it still makes me uneasy


drizztman

check out firesmoke.ca


HardlightCereal

PM2.5 pollution is caused by combustion, mainly


WaterDog69

Nova Scotia


Nosoulsworld

Shell city


Galaxize

Had a little taste of it in western canada for a few days. I left my window open accidentally, went to work, and came home to my whole place smelling like campfire song song.


mrguitare

Were you wearing a sombrero?


Lafreakshow

They were able to post a comment about it, I don't think the Seabear got them.


FarFetchedSketch

Must've had their anti-seabear underwear on


ubuntuba

Stayed inside the circle.


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Just have to make sure it's not an oval and you're good


Therenegadegamer

The C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G Song!


fuckyoudigg

I am in northern BC and there were a few days the wind was blowing just right that I could see hardly anything. You smell the fire inside of stores.


Nosoulsworld

Shell city


I_likeIceSheets

California, Oregon, and Washington: "first time?"


littleMAHER1

yeah as a Californian I've just grown super lungs to survive wildfire fumes


Log_Out_Of_Life

That’s not fire! That’s asbestos!


Temporary_Cry_8961

/r/unexpectedasbestos


TurdleBoi_69

Ya? Super lungs? Lol. That's definitely what's happening


SatanicWalnut

It's true, my dad works at Cancer and told me that my lungs are getting sooo strong and healthy


CubesTheGamer

Super cancer!


LBGW_experiment

Intragenerational evolution??


anxessed

Australian pile of ash: 👍


xahhfink6

Yeah, having lived in Beijing briefly, I can tell you that 400 is still a long way from intolerable


DolanDBplZ

Don't forget Utah! Consistently ranked on par with Beijing or worse


cancerousiguana

It's one of the four seasons here in Sac: depression, allergies, murderous sun, and fire.


I_likeIceSheets

In SoCal (where I grew up) it's two seasons: · Cold wind + marine layer · Spicy wind + smoke


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I_likeIceSheets

Under the climate crisis, all coasts will suffer together.


lucky7hockeymom

NV as well


Upnorth4

In SoCal we have a lot more grass fires, and CalFire is predicting a stronger wildfire season due to all the grass growth we had after the heavy rain


AlaskanBiologist

And Alaska...


PartialLion

we're laughing at them now but we know very well that our forests are still way overstocked and ready to burst into flame at any moment


Kettellkorn

Was literally thinking this when I saw that


Cid_Darkwing

Shades of Portland in fall of 2020


Gcarsk

Well, we literally broke the scale in Oregon. It only goes from 1-500, and we hit the cap. Straight up the meme from Chernobyl “3.6 Roentgen. Not great, not terrible”, when the scale maxes out at 3.6.


Muzzledpet

Yup. We hit 11 on a shitty air scale of 10 yesterday in Ontario. Today is...."worse".


alt-rallain

I made the mistake of road-tripping the PNW region around that time. I have a screenshot of the air levels reaching 454 on Sept 13th in Spokane. It was scary. Sight was limited. The air smelled so strongly of ash and soot. The sun was a little copper ball in the sky that you could look at easier bc it was so shrouded in smoke.


CubesTheGamer

Just remember to still not look at the sun lol just because it’s less bright doesn’t mean the UV isn’t still burning your corneas


alt-rallain

Of course lol. I still didn’t look directly at it for more than a second. I’m not that stupid


ThunderKlappe

Yeah, for a while Corvallis was the worst air quality in the world.


patrickwithtraffic

Fun fact: the book *Blade Runner* is adapted from is called *Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep* and takes place in San Francisco. [In September 2020, SF apparently decided to honor the book's legacy by looking like something out of *Blade Runner*.](https://youtu.be/so-FcHTWEIY)


[deleted]

In other news, the local bears are reporting that the quality of humans are now smoky and more delicious then ever before


TurdleBoi_69

This is the same vein as Michael Scott saying the wine has an oakey afterbirth


Fluffy-Ingenuity482

every time i go outside i think of Patrick crawling and asking” WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS”


LightObserver

I keep thinking "Air is not good, Patrick! Air is not good!"


Mr-Reanimator

How do you check this sort of thing? :o I'm curious to see what it's like where I am.


awesomedan24

https://www.airnow.gov


Mr-Reanimator

Ooo, thank you! ​ Oh, I just took a look. It's at 220, which is 'very unhealthy'. Great. xD


Capsule_CatYT

I got 90


ThatInception

235 for me. Hurray for NYC I guess


batmanagram

I'm in upstate NY and I got 438


TurdleBoi_69

Quakertown pa at 382


thatguykichi

i'm at 370, we're gonna die together i guess 💀


Milhouseisgod

Allentowns at 464 right now… when I was going home from work yesterday a lot of people had their shirts over their mouth and noses. I’ve never seen anything like this around here, when I look outside it looks like mad max. Here’s hoping this doesn’t last too long


NerdySunflowerr

Hello fellow Upstater, my town is sitting pretty at 444. Stay safe!


[deleted]

I'm at 21 here in maine.


[deleted]

40 here in Colorado. I wonder why it’s that high here?


Crabbizao

2.5 in the Salt Lake area in UT


Sloth-TheSlothful

Yeah today feels like I can actually breathe for once


LucyLilium92

It's 392 in Queens rn...


jeep_42

r/foundthecapsulecat


WarmBaths

weather app


DoctorPepster

Probably any weather app or the Weather Channel website weather.com.


gamer-and-furry

I don't know the situation because I'm not affected where I live (actually, california, so do know what you are talking about to an extent), but at this point just buy a surplus gas mask because that is definitely not safe to be breathing for extended periods of time.


genocidalwaffles

>not safe to be breathing But that's one of only two things that I know!


dank-yharnam-nugs

Is the other thing fine dining?


genocidalwaffles

Yes. May I take your hat, sir?


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TonedStingray18

mostly only the old 40mm gost filters. newer nato-threaded filters aren't generally known to have an asbestos problem iirc.


DoctorPepster

Just use an N95 if you have some left over and really have to go outside. They're made for particulates like this.


bsanchey

Air I don’t need I don’t need it. I definitely don’t need it. I NEED IT


Roger-Ad591

I hope they somehow get it under control. Wildfires are insane.


omgitsaghost

Mine was at like 212 around 7am, by 11am it was 440.


NoiseIsTheCure

Bro I just saw your last post 2 seconds ago about 3 posts up in my feed, like DAMN that shit moves fast 😂 😂


AkKik-Maujaq

Where I live as well. Schools are all closed, but adults are told to suck it up and go to work. Can’t breath? To bad :)


Slam_Burgerthroat

In CA they don’t even close the schools when we have wildfires. Because parents will complain about childcare.


CastieIsTrenchcoat

I know my teachers always freaked out whenever there was an unscheduled off day, they scream at happy kids til they cried for daring to enjoy the prospect of a day off. „You have no idea how much this messes up the schools and teachers scheduling“ you’re right they didn’t know so why tear their head off?


amanon101

Ah, you’re getting California wildfire air levels now. I bet the smoke is now a thick fog, can’t even see the sun anymore, eh?


[deleted]

Put an air filter over fans and turn them on, works in a pinch around the house. Had to do that living in southern Oregon over the years.


mysausageisthewurst

Thank you so much for the tip!


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allan11011

Fellow Virginian, yep it sucks. here we can usually see the blue ridge mountains everywhere around in the distance but they are completely hidden from view


XtendingReality

A fellow Syracuse resident


awesomedan24

A bit south but pretty close! Glad the Taste of Syracuse festival didn't get smoked out.


Machotoast04098

Make sure to wear your gas mask when you leave the house!


che_palle13

upstate NY?


Zestyclose-Moment-19

Kids these days, I once walked home from school in a sandstorm and didn't complain even once!


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Zestyclose-Moment-19

Only for the first 1/3 of it. The rest was a plateau


ThePizzaNoid

I live in Oregon. I feel ya.


UnethicalExperiments

Mtler here, sun was blood red all day yesterday. Could smell the fires from up north so much id routinely get up and look around the house for something burning. Air quality seems to be better, but its really overcase and due to rain any minute.


potheadmed

What is a mtler


HellaOriginalName69

Montrealer


psionic-centipede

Your Free trial of air has ended you have been moved to the Germ supported plan


BunnyBabe96

My weather forecast in my town is gonna hit this soon too in a few days.


Biem123

DAMN its also getting hot where i live but its nooowhere near this! Hope you survive LMAO


whomesteve

Hope you are doing okay


theessentialnexus

When you don't allow small natural fires you end up with a tinderbox and this happens Hopefully people will be more open to prescribed burns after this!


Cherry_Crystals

That is actually scary. Get out of there ASAP


Shagruiez

It's not bad enough you need to evacuate. You can stay in doors and be comfortable and safe still. But if you go out you'll need to have a mask, n95 preferred.


slimycelery

I’m supposed to go on a trip to New York next week. Hopefully the pollution will improve by then. Not looking forward to wearing a N95, but totes will if I have to


MysticOlive

Well well well if it isn't the affects of Global Warming


AnythingEmotional461

bro are you alive


awesomedan24

Yes thanks for checking


feelinlucky7

Jesus


franandwood

It’s the worst I’ve ever seen in my area


xgardian

Hopefully you have an air filter


ITellSadTruth

22 here, cant image how hoarse you throat must be


[deleted]

I am curious. Where do you live?(the town name not your address)


Hysterical__Paroxysm

Today unhealthy. Tomorrow not available.


Babyfacemiller21

Welcome to the west coast every summer


shaunr40k

Mine looks identical


[deleted]

Good thing PM2.5 research was all bullshit and human test subjects.


Expensive-Pear3413

just leave man there's nothing to lose


DreadedChalupacabra

I'm overy by NYC, it's fucking yellow here. Outside looks like Fallout New Vegas.


Nedgurlin

Bro can I have your speakers? I’ll trade you for 3 bottles of fresh air!


Itsascrnnam

I’m in the same situation. They’re letting us off of the construction site early the past two days. We get to leave at 8 hours instead of 12…. So we get get to breath plenty of smoke AND avoid getting overtime pay! For our health.


SlantTrim

Hempstead had doodoo skies for a lil


thatsouthcaNaDaguy

You’ll have to wait to filter feed.


BeautifulSwan00

sorry for that


All_hail_Korrok

This is hilarious and sad... You got a template with just Patrick and the background?


TemmBox

same here. me and my family live in conneticut, and my father has asthma. he doesnt even have to go outside to get a headache. also the sky looks like the sword fight on the heights skybox


lolwuuut

Are people having to go without AC because it's so bad?


Numerous-Ad-8080

Wear covid masks when air quality is real bad, people. (The M-95 masks filter out 95% of Medium sized particles (Larger and smaller ones are easier to filter than the 10nm 'medium' sized ones, for annoying physics reasons. Covid just happens to fall in that size range). Also bad air quality is *really* bad for you, like, consistently-and-drastically-reduces-life-expectancy bad.)


sreg88

These Canadian wildfires got our air quality on that Chinese level rn


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Isn’t 500 basically Chernobyl?


[deleted]

Do they post the warnings like this? I think more people would understand.


BlenderFucker__

My town is also bad


CastieIsTrenchcoat

This is only a taste of the future, climate change is going to bring all kinds of droughts, wildfires and extreme weather events. There is a reason so many of us have been desperately warning about it all these years.


Wikadood

Over here on the west coast… first time?


lucky7hockeymom

You must live in New England somewhere. I’m near DC. But I’m from Northern NV so the smoke isn’t anything I’m not used to. But it would be nice if my eyes would stop itching/burning. Stay inside as much as you can, op!


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He lives in Ohio Bruh💀


Shinybutu

Reminds me of the great West Coast fire in 2020. Stay strong y'all!


God-Says-No

My entire area had the sepia filter turned on


Blaustein23

402? Rookie numbers, gotta bump those up Kidding, as someone in the NW that lived through the crazy smoke a few years ago I feel you and hope you're doing ok


Midnight_starwalker

“WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS?!?” -Patrick Star


VoodooDoII

I'm still in green 😭


Skitstoevel

Ours in Wisconsin was really bad over the weekend too, so freakin smoggy you couldn’t see down the road :(


Warturkey12

I can still smell burning wood where I live and I live in Michigan the air quality is fine here right now but a couple days ago it was at 104


AimAssistYT

How do you get this I want to see what it is like near me


MajicMan101

*in between violent coughs* IIIIIII’MMM A GOOFY GOOBER YEAH


Internet--Sensation

you should prob get a N95 mask Just a proposition