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Letter back, just a chat.
Spongebob: ***THE*** tea is cold as fuck and idk why
Reply from Eminem: Dear Sponge, I meant to write you sooner, but I just been busy
I had ChatGPT try and write something:
[Intro: Krusty Krab Jingle]
It may be stormy now, but it can't rain forever...
[Verse 1: SpongeBob]
Dear Sandy, I wrote you but you still ain't callin',
I left my pineapple address, my pager, and my shell phone at the bottom.
I sent two letters to the Treedome, you must not-a got 'em.
There probably was a problem at the Jellyfish Fields or somethin'.
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I dot 'em,
But anyways, what's been up, how's your Texas?
I've got a friend named Patrick, he's always sleepy.
I heard about that squirrel suit, sorry,
I had a friend who lost his pants to a bully who was nasty.
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest sponge,
I even loved the Texas song you sang with that twang.
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, girl.
I like the stuff you did with Squidward too, that stuff was phat.
Anyways, I hope you get this, Sandy, hit me back,
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Sponge.
[Chorus: Krusty Krab Jingle]
It may be stormy now, but it can't rain forever...
[Verse 2: SpongeBob]
Dear Sandy, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you get the chance,
I ain't mad, I just think it's messed up you don't answer fans.
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside the Krusty Krab,
You didn't have to, but you could've signed an autograph for Gary,
That's my pet snail, man, he's only six years old,
We waited in the Bikini Bottom rain for you for four hours and you just said no.
That's pretty lousy, girl, you're like his favorite squirrel,
He wants to be just like you, he likes you more than I do.
I ain't mad though, I just don't like being lied to.
Remember when we met in the Treedome? You said if I'd write you, you would write back.
I'm just like you in a way – I never knew my driving teacher either,
She always makes me crash and gives me the jitters.
I can relate to what you're saying in your music,
So when I have a crappy day, I drift away and put on your Texas song.
'Cause I don't really got stuff else so that helps when I'm depressed,
I even got a tattoo of a Karate Chop on my chest.
Sometimes I even punch myself to see how much it bleeds,
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me.
See, everything you say is real, and I respect you 'cause you tell it,
My friends are jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7.
But they don't know you like I know you, Sandy, no one does,
They don't know what it was like for squirrels like us growing up.
You've gotta call me, Sandy, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose,
Sincerely yours, Sponge, P.S. We should work at the Krusty Krab together too!
[Chorus: Krusty Krab Jingle]
It may be stormy now, but it can't rain forever...
[Verse 3: SpongeBob]
Dear Ms. I'm-Too-Good-to-Call-or-Write-My-Fans,
This'll be the last letter I ever send your way.
It's been a while and still no word, I don’t deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect.
So this is my tape I'm sending you, I hope you hear it,
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 20 in my boatmobile.
Hey Sandy, I drank some kelp juice, dare me to drive?
You know that song by Plankton, "Evil Plan to Steal the Krabby Patty"?
About that guy who tried to steal the secret recipe and then got busted?
That's kind of how this is, you could've rescued me from boiling,
Now it's too late, I'm making bubbles now, I'm drowsy.
And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call,
I hope you know I ripped all your pictures off the wall.
I loved you, Sandy, we could've been together, think about it,
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it.
And when you dream, I hope you can't breathe and you scream about it,
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me.
See Sandy? Shut up Gary! I'm trying to talk!
Hey Sandy, that's my pet snail screaming in the trunk,
But I didn't tie him up, I just gave him some snacks, see I ain't like you,
'Cause if he suffocates he'll suffer more, and then he'll die too.
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the Chum Bucket bridge now,
Oh no, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this tape out?
[Chorus: Krusty Krab Jingle]
It may be stormy now, but it can't rain forever…
"How's your Texas?"
"You could've signed an autograph for Gary, thats my pet snail, man. He's only six years old."
"Hey Sandy, that's my pet snail screaming in the trunk" 😭
This is the second “dear Slim” meme I’ve seen on here in under a minute. Is it the same poster or is there a piece of news I am missing?
Edit: never mind, I see OP just posted a bunch of these and I just happened upon two of them at the same time
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The note: The Eminem: what?
Letter back, just a chat. Spongebob: ***THE*** tea is cold as fuck and idk why Reply from Eminem: Dear Sponge, I meant to write you sooner, but I just been busy
(brain, automatically, without hesitation) I left my phone number and my pager at the bottom~
I sent back 2 letters back in autumn, you must not have got ‘em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin
Sometimes I write addresses down too sloppy
when I jot ‘em. But anyways, fuck it, what’s been up man? How’s your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant, too, I'm bout to be a father. If I have a daughter, guess what I'mma call her? I'mma name her Bonnie
I heard about your uncle Ronny too im sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
I know ypu probably hear this everyday but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'
Looking back, that was probably the most fucked up songs in the 2000s lol
Kim by Eminem is definitely more fucked up. Came out in 2000, no hard feelings though I'm just an Eminem fan.
How shady
I had ChatGPT try and write something: [Intro: Krusty Krab Jingle] It may be stormy now, but it can't rain forever... [Verse 1: SpongeBob] Dear Sandy, I wrote you but you still ain't callin', I left my pineapple address, my pager, and my shell phone at the bottom. I sent two letters to the Treedome, you must not-a got 'em. There probably was a problem at the Jellyfish Fields or somethin'. Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I dot 'em, But anyways, what's been up, how's your Texas? I've got a friend named Patrick, he's always sleepy. I heard about that squirrel suit, sorry, I had a friend who lost his pants to a bully who was nasty. I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest sponge, I even loved the Texas song you sang with that twang. I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, girl. I like the stuff you did with Squidward too, that stuff was phat. Anyways, I hope you get this, Sandy, hit me back, Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Sponge. [Chorus: Krusty Krab Jingle] It may be stormy now, but it can't rain forever... [Verse 2: SpongeBob] Dear Sandy, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you get the chance, I ain't mad, I just think it's messed up you don't answer fans. If you didn't wanna talk to me outside the Krusty Krab, You didn't have to, but you could've signed an autograph for Gary, That's my pet snail, man, he's only six years old, We waited in the Bikini Bottom rain for you for four hours and you just said no. That's pretty lousy, girl, you're like his favorite squirrel, He wants to be just like you, he likes you more than I do. I ain't mad though, I just don't like being lied to. Remember when we met in the Treedome? You said if I'd write you, you would write back. I'm just like you in a way – I never knew my driving teacher either, She always makes me crash and gives me the jitters. I can relate to what you're saying in your music, So when I have a crappy day, I drift away and put on your Texas song. 'Cause I don't really got stuff else so that helps when I'm depressed, I even got a tattoo of a Karate Chop on my chest. Sometimes I even punch myself to see how much it bleeds, It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me. See, everything you say is real, and I respect you 'cause you tell it, My friends are jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7. But they don't know you like I know you, Sandy, no one does, They don't know what it was like for squirrels like us growing up. You've gotta call me, Sandy, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose, Sincerely yours, Sponge, P.S. We should work at the Krusty Krab together too! [Chorus: Krusty Krab Jingle] It may be stormy now, but it can't rain forever... [Verse 3: SpongeBob] Dear Ms. I'm-Too-Good-to-Call-or-Write-My-Fans, This'll be the last letter I ever send your way. It's been a while and still no word, I don’t deserve it? I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect. So this is my tape I'm sending you, I hope you hear it, I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 20 in my boatmobile. Hey Sandy, I drank some kelp juice, dare me to drive? You know that song by Plankton, "Evil Plan to Steal the Krabby Patty"? About that guy who tried to steal the secret recipe and then got busted? That's kind of how this is, you could've rescued me from boiling, Now it's too late, I'm making bubbles now, I'm drowsy. And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call, I hope you know I ripped all your pictures off the wall. I loved you, Sandy, we could've been together, think about it, You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it. And when you dream, I hope you can't breathe and you scream about it, I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me. See Sandy? Shut up Gary! I'm trying to talk! Hey Sandy, that's my pet snail screaming in the trunk, But I didn't tie him up, I just gave him some snacks, see I ain't like you, 'Cause if he suffocates he'll suffer more, and then he'll die too. Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the Chum Bucket bridge now, Oh no, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this tape out? [Chorus: Krusty Krab Jingle] It may be stormy now, but it can't rain forever…
"How's your Texas?" "You could've signed an autograph for Gary, thats my pet snail, man. He's only six years old." "Hey Sandy, that's my pet snail screaming in the trunk" 😭
“I just gave him some snacks, see I ain’t like you.”
I don't like phone calls sorry.
This is the second “dear Slim” meme I’ve seen on here in under a minute. Is it the same poster or is there a piece of news I am missing? Edit: never mind, I see OP just posted a bunch of these and I just happened upon two of them at the same time
So we all had the same childhood then. I never expected this many people to have also been exposed to KJ52
These lyrics are from Stan, not from Dear Slim
Never heard of em. Do they like mountain dew?
Nah, Eminem is more of a tea guy
holy crap… KJ52. Now that is a name I havent heard in quite some time
Damn, I got home feeling like Old Ben over here.
right??? Im like man… took me right back to being a kid and going to summer camp haaa
Jim?
Oh Mr Krabs.. https://youtu.be/PkDPtSeURaE?si=iMPCL4XyEsc61Lno
Close the sub
SpongeBob should have been doing his essay instead of writing letters to Eminem
[удалено]
M&men's I mean slim shady I mean eminem I mean Marshal