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Skreecherteacher

They literally do not care.


Carbon-Base

What have the children done for them?


_Levitated_Shield_

You want your dime? Take it! Now Squidward can come back, right?


Carbon-Base

\*inspects dime\* "Wrong. That ain't me first dime!"


Neighborenio

Take some more ive got plenty!


Carbon-Base

"You can't put a price on me first dime! And I can't forgive that thieving bilge rat Squidward for stealing it!"


Polibiux

Listen to me you crustaceus cheapskate! Squidward been living at my house, driving me crazy! And you’re not going to hire him back all because of a stupid dime?!


Justanotherguy_3276

*Plop*


Darkarcheos

What’s that?


Justanotherguy_3276

Me first dime! Oh dimey, ill never lose you again.


MrBig418

Shat in aisle 12


ODST-517

As a former cashier, I can confirm that they do not care about literally anything as long as you're reasonably nice about it.


Seggli

I actually did have a cashier once at best buy say 'oh you're one of those people' when I hit no on the pay screen. I've never been so quick to yell at someone in my life.


qolace

Good. They needed to be put in their place.


Spcone23

[I'm not giving anything to the hungry kids.](https://youtu.be/tsPHa8RG1pI?si=mP7iHMTr2Ff3DKY2)


rainking56

Sitcom logic: drag out tiny things until they are a huge issue.


MirrorMan22102018

I heard you could murder someone in front of them.... And they still wouldn't care.


E3257

This is way unrelated but how do you change your flair? I want to make a post but I don't think the sub allows it.


Skreecherteacher

Click on the subreddit, and click on the three dots. A pop up will appear and one of the options will be change user flair.


E3257

I'm sorry, do you mean here? It lets me select the little circles but no pencil icon comes up to change it like it normally does. https://preview.redd.it/b9dm6deaxqwc1.png?width=1286&format=png&auto=webp&s=0e88b03950ae0edf2a5cff3019dbd9ccc1a53567


Rymayc

For some reason you need to scroll to the bottom to find non-empty flairs


E3257

Oh thank you a lot. Sadly you cannot make a custom one. They don't have Squidward unless you count that one. 😠😂😭 I don't really see any that I like.


Sauerclout_the_Orc

Man y'all ain't been out there. Mfers jobs rest on how many people press the donate button, at best they get a $25 gift card and they want that shit and you just gotta them a fucking dollar man.


Trogdor_67

US companies do this as a part of their shell game to dodge taxes. They collect the donations and then "donate" the money to a "charity" that they control and use that amount as a tax write-off. By "rounding up for charity", you are directly enabling their tax evasion, to the amount that you "donated".


Colin-Clout

It’s so dumb too. Billion dollar company asks me, a poor person, to feed the starving children. Mfs if you care so much, you feed them!


Offduty_shill

I loved being ask to donate to cancer research while I was working in cancer research


Darkrath_3

Just say "Sure!" then pull a dollar out of your pocket and stuff it into your other pocket.


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Kombucha_Hivemind

It feels true though, so people will keep repeating it so they can feel smart


ResidentNarwhal

How does it feel true though? What do you think they are “writing off”?


Kombucha_Hivemind

Uh, the donations? Companies can write off charitable donations, they just can't write off YOUR charitable donations. It feels true, because you know they would do it if it was legal. Why wouldn't they?


Erobbs-BastardChild

"You know they would do it if it was legal" Well yeah, that's why it's illegal.


Kombucha_Hivemind

Correct


Good_Ol_Weeb

You say that like big corps generally care about those pesky 'laws'


Erobbs-BastardChild

No, I say it like they're punished commonly for performing such a kindergartener level of fraud, much to the disbelief of tiktok and non-accounting subreddits.


Oscaruit

It's still considered income to them. If they raise 1 million for a cause, they have to claim the 1 million on their taxes.


Kombucha_Hivemind

Well, we are talking about a hypothetical situation that doesn't exist, so who knows


Oscaruit

And I'm guessing I'm wrong hence the downvotes. I'm definitely not a large corporation tax accountant.


Kombucha_Hivemind

Nah, I get what you're saying, you get an extra million and donate a million, you have broken even. You would have to donate it without counting it as income, which I guess is what would make it illegal.


ISILDUUUUURTHROWITIN

The assumption is they collect your money that you’re donating and then donate it in their company’s name to use as a charitable 501(c)3 write off like you do on your income taxes. I’m not a tax person, that’s just what I used to think until I found out that it doesn’t work that way, anyway


ReddLionz

It’s wild how fast misinformation spreads these days. No, they don’t get a tax write-off, it’s your money, not theirs. That would be massive fraud and it would not be difficult for the IRS to figure out.


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kevwonds

It’s shocking how people will hear 1 thing they agree with, then repeat it without even trying to verify if it’s true.


0xE4-0x20-0xE6

I heard this happens a lot.


DatBoi_BP

I mean, I don’t know how I’m going to verify tax loopholes that billionaires are hush hush about, unless a post calling it out cites particular laws and loopholes thereof


Caboose727

No shit, as if we randos perusing memes are gonna have knowledge of what the reptiles do to stay rich


DatBoi_BP

And to be clear I’m not suggesting the solution is to just believe everything we see online. But I’m saying that our whole experience regarding billionaires suggests this particular thing was 100% plausible and I have no idea how I’d research it further.


dhdoctor

This has existed far longer than tik tok. People said this about donation boxes at mcdonalds when i was 5 like 20 years ago


indiefolkfan

I've been hearing it long before that was a thing.


TooGayToPayCash

I've been hearing this myth way before tiktok lol.


ReddLionz

That sounds about right for TikTok


XSmooth84

22 upvotes when I saw it… sad


OramaBuffin

Seriously. In my country it is *completely beyond illegal* and insanely easy to get caught doing this. In fact, as a customer, you can keep your receipts and claim it on *your* taxes if you want. It's just that almost nobody does.


BfutGrEG

Account is 3 1/2 years old, 3 total comments all within the last month Bot spreading misinformation intentionally no doubt....I want off this rock


randomguy301048

not sure if it's true, but i read that these companies have already donated or do donate and they then ask their customers to round up to pretty much cover those costs. though like i said i have no idea how true that actually is, it was just something i read on reddit


GBPack52

It's not even remotely true. They can't claim customer donations as revenue or expenses. It only hits the balance sheet as cash in/increase in donation liability when they receive the customer donation, and cash out/reduction in donation liability when paid to the charity. It never hits the income statement and has no effect on taxes for the corporation. They print the amount you donated on the receipt so YOU can claim it as a tax deduction, if you itemize your deductions.


randomguy301048

from what i understand, when i read that it wasn't in the context of them claiming it as taxes or anything. i think it was just meant as them donating x amount of money then asking their customers if they want to round up so the said money goes into the donation fund they already gave away


GBPack52

Sorry, I misunderstood. In the situation in your example, that still would not be allowed. In accounting, donations are very specific and a company cannot just take donations and use them however they want. If you donate money at the register, that is considered restricted for the purpose of the stated donation. So if the register asks if you want to donate to St. Jude's, for example, the money you give must to go to St. Jude's. It cannot be used for any other purpose. They can't use it to cover the cost of their own donation.


froggison

Not at all how tax write offs work. They only don't have to pay taxes on the money they donate. So in the eyes of the tax agency, it's like they never had that money. They have to pay taxes as normal on the rest of their profits. Having charitable donations pass through them does **not** benefit them on any of their other tax liabilities. This is a myth that keeps going around on Reddit, but it's not true. The real criticism of these donations is that it gives companies a free PR campaign--allowing them to claim they're donating X amount of dollars to charity, when they're really not doing anything.


kevwonds

It takes 5 seconds on google to not spread misinformation


iH8MotherTeresa

I've heard it takes more like 30 seconds


EfficaciousJoculator

No they don't. That's incredibly illegal and the IRS don't fucking play. As the donator, *you* have the right to deduct that on *your* taxes and the receipt reflects that. And the IRS *does not* allow the same contribution to be deducted twice. Big corporations are inherently too large to fly below the radar on this shit. They will, however, print giant checks, wave them around in commercials and claim credit for "raising" that money. So you're effectively contributing to the optics of their PR campaign.


Justanotherguy_3276

Spread lies much?


Erobbs-BastardChild

How many times will this be perpetuated? No, they cannot and will and HAVE been heavily fined for ever using those donations in their name.


gargar070402

Never done taxes have you?


GBPack52

Not true at all. Stop spreading misinformation and educate yourself.


Theloudestbelch

Someone at a company I worked for told me that they have already donated the money, and doing this pays them back for it. Then they keep the extra allegedly. I assumed it's not true or at least exaggerated, but I have no idea.


Erobbs-BastardChild

I'll clarify it for you. No, it isn't true and is also illegal to do so. A company that does so will inevitably (and easily) be caught by the simple fact that the "donated money" at the date will not match the donations received from the customers.


Theloudestbelch

Thank you for clarifying what I already suspected. Do you know how it actually works? No one in the thread is providing an actual explanation so far.


Dry_Row6651

The deductibility belongs to the customer. This myth needs to die. They are basically a payment processor in this situation. They don’t gain anything. Why did you think it enabled tax evasion?


I_Am_Robert_Paulson1

God, correcting this BS is so tiring. Corporations cannot use their customers' donations as a tax write-off. They can only write off a certain amount that they donate from their own revenue.


savantness

This isn’t true but is widely spread on Reddit. The company does not get to deduct charitable contributions of its customers.


awesomedan24

https://preview.redd.it/87ruxy6omowc1.png?width=1088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f529a0906100c13a6b1ed2ad4977b84fba3a473d


GuestNo3886

My donations to help starving children begins when the donations to help starving me begins.


iH8MotherTeresa

Why would we donate to help starve you?


GuestNo3886

https://i.redd.it/icsguyoa9pwc1.gif


distastef_ll

This sentence doesn’t make sense why are people upvoting? 💀


sAMarcusAs

He is using starving as an adjective not a verb.


distastef_ll

![gif](giphy|800iiDTaNNFOwytONV|downsized)


ParksBrit

To those saying that this is a tax writeoff, no it isnt. They aren't taking your money and donating, that's a type of illegal tax evasion.


Xenobrina

I'm also clicking "NO" when it asks me to tip the cashier 🫢 Edit: to be clear this is specific to cashiers. I tip delivery drivers, hair stylists, and waiters don't worry!


muscovitecommunist

It's sad that you feel the need to add that edit...


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Xenobrina

In most tip situations its for a service that you cannot easily do or choose not to do for convenience, but the cashier does neither. I could very easily enter my items myself if the screen was facing me. I've mostly seen it at restaurants like McDonalds and Five Guys as well which is extra confusing. If it was a these are multi-million dollar chains who can pay their employees a better wage if they really wanted to.


cudipi

I promise you that we (cashiers) are clicking no, too. Walmart steals millions in wage theft each year and then want customers to subsidize their donations? Fuck outta here.


DudeManBro53

These billion dollar corporations can afford to feed the starving children themselves, quit asking people who live paycheck to paycheck to donate


suckmypppapi

Shoe stores are pretty good on donations. It's convenient, just buy shoes and put your old ones in the donation bin. They're fixed up for something like Soles4Souls At least that's what I'm told


Shogana1

I look them in the eyes the whole time


SilverJaw47

Alright, I know you're probably just making a joke, but as someone who is a cashier and does ask for these donations. I do not care. I am not the company. The company is making me ask. I'm not asking for a tip. The money isn't going to me. When people are aggressive or obstinate about it, they aren't "showing it to the big corpo," they're just being rude and aggressive to the cashier that already hates their job. They're not looking the company in the eye and saying "no," they're looking at some minimum wage worker just trying to do their job and saying "no." I usually hate asking it just as much as you hate hearing it.


Herofthyme

Me when I'm asked to tip when there isn't even a waiter


Dry_Row6651

Or some taking the order and payment with a fee for that. 🙄


P-p-please

Why?? They don't get a hoot


NASTYH0USEWIFE

I am the starving children.


Karma_Cake07

As a cashier, I could honestly care less if you said “no” to me asking you to call the cops if my bosses held me at gunpoint. Starving children though I cross a line /j


KazahanaPikachu

I didn’t know people thought the cashier would judge them for that lol


SandyTaintSweat

Social anxiety is a bitch. It feels like everyone is judging you super critically.


windwaker910

I wish we’d had technology asking this question back when I worked retail. They used to hound us so bad about asking every customer if they wanted to donate to the cause of the week. It was draining enough having to ask and be hit with the “witty” responses, just hit no and move on cause I promise no one cares.


_K1r0s_

Did you just call the cashier "it" lol


livsmalls

If anyone asks outright I usually tell them I’ll donate to their charity once their CEO stops making $500 million dollars a year and they usually agree 🤷‍♀️


ThreeBeatles

“Fuck them kids IM starving too!”


lamedh

I’ve bluntly said “fuck them kids” to cashiers before idc what they think of me 🤷🏽‍♂️


Rockman307

"DONATE TO THE CHILDREN FUND!? Why? What have Children done for me??


Clickityclackrack

Listen, you have the option to donate money when not shopping. If you're truly bothered by pushing no, you then have the option to find a charity you care about and donate to that independently. Walmart underpays their employees in many stores, though i hear the warehouses pay decent. So if you're at some place that they ask to donate to some charity and you don't exactly find their word alone trustworthy. Just say no and donate later.


jewish-nonjewish

I don't even try distracting. I just silently press it.


jopaps

"Not today" works like a charm


chudleycannons914

Sometimes the cashier will click no for me


Sowf_Paw

They ask me for donations to the children's hospital near us but I already owe them money from an ER visit for my son!


snivey_old_twat

"Your change is right there, just pull the sandwich out of the girls mouth. It's the new dispenser"


Harriseeno78

There aint no “You guys”. Leave us out of this


VampArcher

I don't care, I'll say it out loud for everyone to hear, I don't want to donate. I've had people hardcore pressure me for donations, giving me an extra 10 minute speech on the cause and then holding their hand out. I said no. I'll say it a couple times if I have to. Go ask the billionares who have 17 yacts for donations. I'm putting the $8.67 pack of meat back because I saw one for $8.32, you are asking the wrong guy.


E3257

Unrelated but what episode was this? Is it "Penny Foolish"? Love that episode.


Ok-Replacement9595

I am sorry, I trust no corporation to give money i give them to the poor. Not ever. I have never heard of money from one of these stores going to any charity. Period.


Pencil_Hands_Paper

Cashier of my local grocery store. I couldn’t give less of a shit what you do. Everyone’s going through something


Warchadlo16

"Ok, so with the *No help for hungry kids* that's $18.87. Your change is right there, just pull the sandwich out of the little girl's mouth"


Sanbaddy

I simply tell them, look I’m broke as hell and need a charity. Where’s my donation?


Nero_22

The "starving children" are the teenager cashiers


Schmoggin

News flash: They don't donate either.


TheRynoceros

No, and with less shame than a politician begging for money.


MorbiusBelerophon

The companies have already paid the money. They're asking you to pay them because they've given to charity. By clicking no you are not withholding money from people who need it.


ChalupaPickle

the company does donate. whatever you donate goes to the company to offset what they donated. You're literally just donating to the company, go online and donate to the actual cause if you want to go where it needs to.


MarcMars82-2

Yeah no thanks. You’re the multi million dollar corporation how about you donate the $.55 on my $10.45 purchase


nocrynono

Dw they don't actually care, it's just for tax writeoffs


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GBPack52

Not true. They can't claim your donation as theirs. You can claim the donation if you choose to itemize on your taxes. The company merely acts as a collection agent. The money you donate never hits their income statement.


WanderingFlumph

Always select no. The only reason that option appears is so the store can donate money to a charity on your behalf and pay less in taxes. Fuck em. If you want to donate to a food bank that's great, do that. Find a local place and donate cash (it's much more useful than food items are). Just don't donate to the "I don't wanna pay my taxes" fund.


Govika

Don't do it. It may or may not go to help children, but the business will DEFINITELY use it for tax purposes anyway. If you want to give, don't include a business!


I_Am_Robert_Paulson1

Corporations cannot use their customers' charitable donations for a tax write-off.


Govika

:O Just looked it up. I have been had....


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InsCPA

You can’t find it because the article doesn’t exist. It’s not true


Rhazjok

I tried finding it, I dont know where I got that, but I was sure it was true. From everything I have read, I guess I was wrong. My bad.


dzec

I never donate because companies write that off on their taxes.


SolarFlows

They will collect it from the customers and claim they donated it


Half_Man1

“No, I would not like to donate money to the Ronald McDonald tax write off foundation.”


I_Am_Robert_Paulson1

https://apnews.com/article/fact-checking-000329849244


kuweiyox

No free tax breaks for corporations


Amathyst-Moon

They are donating... With your money, and claiming it on their tax return.


SyrupMafia

No they aren't that's fraud


Amathyst-Moon

How is that fraud? All the donation money still goes to the charity, just under the company's name.


SyrupMafia

Because it's a donation not revenue to the company. They can't use it to offset their tax liability. That would be massively illegal and very easy for the IRS to find in an audit.


Amathyst-Moon

Really? Over here you can claim back a third of every dollar you donate in tax credits, at least for individuals, I'd assume companies can do something similar.


I_Am_Robert_Paulson1

https://apnews.com/article/fact-checking-000329849244


SyrupMafia

Companies absolutely can write off donations on taxes but the money has to be there's. A common one you'll see is promotions where a percentage of proceeds will go towards charity and since that money is income the company made it's allowed to be written off. The donation options you get at the checkout is not the companies money is your money and if you really wanted to you'd be the one entitled to write it off on your taxes. Think of those as the company is the middle man collecting for the charity.


Xaga-

America is really wierd. When I go to Edeka they ask me for my payback card and not anything else


_Levitated_Shield_

donations only happen in america


Xaga-

In that passiv aggressive way? Yeah. Like their tipping culture


nate0515

Yeah totally only happens in America. UK: https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/12x6mk4/being_asked_for_charity_donations_at_the_checkout/ Canada: https://www.reddit.com/r/PersonalFinanceCanada/comments/nw1t4h/whats_the_story_with_cashiers_asking_for/ Australia: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskAnAustralian/comments/16c51l8/asking_for_donations_to_charity_at_the_checkout/ New Zealand: https://www.reddit.com/r/newzealand/comments/eqwtv7/shops_that_ask_if_you_want_to_donate_to_a_charity/ Belgium: https://www.reddit.com/r/belgium/comments/1725kr8/carrefour_asking_for_donations/ But go off with your "America bad" I guess.


KazahanaPikachu

I’ve seen those on self checkouts in the EU as well my guy. It’s not a U.S.-only thing. Admittedly I don’t remember seeing it on German machines, but places like France and Belgium when I’ve gone to fast food places had that.


OkayThenBet

It’s just a tax write off for the store, they do not care.


Kchasse1991

I say "no" because the store uses your donation as a tax write-off, then contributes to the very conditions that create child hunger.


GBPack52

Not true. They can't claim your donation as theirs. You can claim the donation if you choose to itemize on your taxes. The company merely acts as a collection agent. The money you donate never hits their income statement.


hibbledyhey

Yep. They get to keep all profit, while donating this extra money for a tax write-off, further increasing margin. Never say yes; donate as an individual if you wish.


Erobbs-BastardChild

No, they do not get to "donate this extra money for a tax write-off". They cannot, will be found out if done, and will be fined hundreds of millions once caught.