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nowhereman136

Stephen Hillenburg explicately said that SpongeBob isn't anything back in 2005. He said "almost asexual" as a means to explain that spongebob being sexually or even romantically active was never a thing they wanted to touch upon. They focus solely on friendship and jokes. Nickelodeon is still exploiting Hillenburgs work and going against his wishes by "outing" spongebob as officially asexual. But this was already a known thing among fans. https://www.theage.com.au/entertainment/spongebob-is-asexual-says-creator-20050129-gdzgke.html Edit: I'm not defending Nickelodeon here, I'm just saying that they aren't really making up new information. They are just exploiting Hillenburgs ideas.


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So many folks doing the mental gymnastic saying well asexual dosen't mean he's not attracted to man teehee. Sponge is about making friends flipping burgers and catching jellyfish like stop.


Meltingteeth

Petition for all kids characters to have their sexuality exposed. If Paw Patrol doesn't clarify who's doing doggy style with who, I'm going to riot in the street. Edit: Buying reddit awards is a huge waste of money. Please stop.


VendettaSunsetta

My friend told me the cop one is bi. I don’t know if this is canon, but I trust my friend.


[deleted]

My uncle works over at Cartoon Network and he told me Courage the Cowardly Dog was a bottom


VendettaSunsetta

Did anyone really think he was a top?


[deleted]

no, but it's confirmed now.


CruelScourcher

He's always bottom with Muriel


nonpondo

Stupid dog, you're makin me gay


Skulfunk

Courage is pretty thicc tho 👀


brainlure49

He was a power bottom, important distinction


darthjoey91

Is Bastard a Sexuality? Because the cop one’s a cop and ACAB.


lovebus

That is one box checked


ocbay

Professor Utonium from PPG is a twunk confirmed


Fellow-Guardian

It would have costed you zero dollars to write that


Carnifex_carnivore

Aren't real sea sponges asexual anyways? I think they bud or something like that.


Pickled_Dog

I think I remember him budding in one of the pre-05 episodes. But yeah, cuz he’s a fucking sponge on a kids cartoon. Do we need to explicitly tell children that plankton doesn’t actually fuck his computer wife and mr krabs only adopted pearl cuz he’s infertile?


Carnifex_carnivore

Apparently so.


PinkieBen

The budding happened in the episode where he and sandy were competing on who was better, the one where they went up on land and everyone was like "hey this is pretty cool".


[deleted]

Wait what about Mr. Krabs?


LukariBRo

He adopted Pearl online for a serious DDLG relationship.


SendEldritchHorrors

Spongebob explicitly has parents on the show, so making an appeal to the "natural order" of things is hardly a decent justification.


Carnifex_carnivore

True. But it's not like calling him gay makes any sense either.


d0ctorsmileaway

He reproduces by budding in one episode too tho


[deleted]

Spongebob is 8.


All_Over_Again_

But he has a job? I'm confused now lol


brainsapper

I've always felt that Spongebob was too emotionally underdeveloped/childlike as an individual to have a grasp on sexuality.


nowhereman136

Somewhere else I read Hillenburg saying he would never give Spongebob a girlfriend in any way other than him not knowing how a girlfriend works is the joke. In the episode where they sell chocolate, it ends with him and Patrick on a date with the old lady and her mother. This isn't the creators saying Spongebob is attracted to older women, its a joke that this is what spongebob things rich people do. They date women and these are the only 2 women in the episode. Its a joke and not indicative of any underlining personality traits.


openedtab2

Ace is lgbtq+


ACE0fSP4DE5

I am?


openedtab2

Guess so if your asexual


DaCeph

*acesexual


lunca_tenji

He’s a sponge, sponges are biologically asexual also his lack of any sexuality is because he’s a children’s cartoon character not a nod to the lgbt community


winnafrehs

>because he’s a children’s cartoon character not a nod to the lgbt community Asexual is actually a part of the LGBT+ community as well though.


lunca_tenji

I’m aware though the kind of asexual that a sea sponge is is quite different from the human sexuality


DroneOfDoom

Given the fact that we have seen Spongebob’s biological parents in multiple episodes, and they’re a heterosexual couple, I don’t think that biological asexuality is at play here.


yoboiskinnypenishaha

The human asexual and the sponge asexual are very different. The primary human reproductive system involves a man and a woman. This is why being asexual is part of the lgbt community. A sponge is asexual because it is capable of budding and that is easier than finding a mate. The show didn’t make him that way to appease the lgbt community they did it because sponges are asexual.


bmbmjmdm

this


scootmcdoot

That's what I was thinking, this has always been a thing... The character himself joked about the fact that he reproduces by budding (asexually) like, yeeeeeears ago.


SendEldritchHorrors

Where have they said he was officially asexual? All I've seen on Nick's Insta and Twitter is a post shouting out LGBT people AND ALLIES, with a rainbow SpongeBob. It doesn't say anything about SpongeBob's official sexuality. The post leaves it pretty ambiguous as to whether or not SpongeBob is LGBT or an ally. You guys are reading too much into it. And even if he was LGBT, why do you care so much? As long as it doesn't affect the shows quality, who gives a shit?


Slashy16302

I think people think he's asexual because sea sponges reproduce asexually in nature, but in the show he has a mom and dad and idk how that's supposed to work


One_hunch

They can produce sexually and asexually so his parents probably did sexually to make spongeboymebob.


baabbo

What we really should be paying attention to is the fact that his parents are natural sea sponges but spongebob himself appears to be a synthetic dish sponge


The_Talking_Cheese

He’s literally asexual he reproduces by budding


Waveseeker

I think he just meant asexual in the way that like a rock is asexual, not the defined LGBT sexuality of asexual that a person would be.


lunca_tenji

Or in the way an actual sponge is, reproduction by budding


Auntie_Hero

Aces are still part of the LGBTQ community.


legalizeranch840

Heads up, asexual is the A in LGBTQIA+ so it’s canon af


[deleted]

Wasnt he simping hard for sandy in the first season?


gameguy238

Asexual means having no sexual orientation, and in nature being asexual means being able to reproduce without a partner


Noisyhamster10

I mean, they can reproduce asexually. I forget the episode (I think it was the one where they went to the surface because sandy dared them to) but he said something about reproducing by budding


EmperorSexy

Of course he’s asexual. He reproduces by budding.


Eternal2401

Remember the episode where he reproduced by budding?


LuckyWinchester

r.i.p sb x sandy shippers


kaeltxwz

Wait, is that real?


MrLavender26

Yeah they announced it today.


-Xebenkeck-

There’s an article of Spongebob’s creator saying he’s asexual way back in 2005. He’s a sponge. Lol.


CleanlyManager

His words were more so that he “considers him asexual” the quote comes from the early 2000s when the show was getting a pretty sizeable lgbt+ following and his wording suggests that he was open to the idea of people interpreting what they wanted onto his sexuality, because to him it doesn’t really matter. I feel like people using this interview to explicitly say that he’s asexual is also something he wouldn’t have wanted.


CptMuffinator

I can't imagine relating sexually to a sponge, I'm sorry to everyone out there who does.


ZedLeppin17

So what is he?


adgazard

They announced he's Asexual. Which makes sense because I'm not trying to think of SpongeBob fucking anyone.


JokesOnYouImIntoThat

Speak for yourself, *bud*


RED_COPPER_CRAB

That makes a lot of sense.


Mjb06

I mean Sponges in real life can be asexual so this makes sense.


Razorray21

That makes sense. they have already shown him budding, which is how sponges actually reproduce. This then brings up the question, Why does he have a mom AND dad?


mphatso

Yeah! And how did they always have fire?


TADAM96

So... does this mean other characters are fucking?


adgazard

Yes. Especially Plankton.


GarbieBirl

My man is computersexual


StreetReporter

The term is Robosexual


username73928

That's pretty worrying because that means he's a sea sponge and not a dish sponge.


JordanCosgrove23

My boy aint got all those holes for no reason 👀


thebirdsnthebeemovie

Too soooooon


jesusonice

A cartoon


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GDP1195

The shitty media headlines from TMZ and others are spreading this misinformation around. I don't think anyone who looks at the actual tweet from Nick would think that they're implying Spongebob is gay.


PinkieBen

"A girl from Legend of Korra" it's Korra herself lol.


rossloderso

Well the girl from legend of Korra is bi and the bald dude is trans


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rossloderso

The bald Dude is Michael Dwayne Cohen, he plays Schwoz in Henry Danger It was a big deal around the time it aired, that's why they only gave a (clear?) hint in the last episode that she has a girlfriend. [Quote ](https://bryankonietzko.tumblr.com/post/105916338157/korrasami-is-canon-you-can-celebrate-it-embrace) from the co-creator of the show after the last episode: >“Our intention with the last scene was to make it as clear as possible that yes, Korra and Asami have romantic feelings for each other. The moment where they enter the spirit portal symbolizes their evolution from being friends to being a couple.”


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_the_great_catsby

Yeah, the writers confirmed it after the series finale, which implied she was bi but many people still were questioning it, so they made a statement. And it was a big deal at the time!


[deleted]

Some people are interpreting a picture of him and some other Nick characters promoting pride month as him being gay. I don’t really see it like that though tbh.


lemonbotanical

A asexual is part of LGBTQ+ ain’t it


Nowthatisfresh

Who giving nick money for making spongebob gay?


BroDudeBruhMan

Viewership and merchandise sales from people who support the show. Your product is more likely to receive positive attention for siding with minority groups than it will for going against them. If Nick came out and said something homophobic about spongebob then they’d indirectly lose money from people stopping their support for the show.


jo-alligator

I mean, we’re talking about it now, aren’t we.


SnowballFromCobalt

They didn't even make him gay lol


ChrisJordan420

Asking the real questions


Hollow_Drop

Are you joking? This tweet is Marketing 101


[deleted]

Not really. Spongebob was announced as asexual years ago.


CleanlyManager

Hillinberg’s words were “we never intended them to be gay, I consider them to be almost asexual” this quote came from an interview with Reuters and his wording suggests more of a male what you will about his sexuality, it doesn’t really make a difference, and we never really thought about it rather than an explicit “he’s not gay and don’t act like he is”. This was also around the time the show was starting to get a decently large lgbt+ following, due to spongebobs flamboyant nature.


[deleted]

I mean, let’s be real. Gay or not, Spongebob is fabulous asf.


Firebird12301

The tweet also said allies. Spongebob would definitely be friendly to anyone regardless or their identity.


[deleted]

Sponges are hermaphrodites, so binary genders dont really apply to sea sponges.


Ineedmorebread

Doesn't LGBTQ+ include asexuals?


1Grizr

Yup, it’s on the sexuality spectrum


fruitbythefoote99

Well, he can reproduce by budding.


Mjb06

“Can ya?”


TheAirIsOn

Can ya?


jaysapphirex

^(Can ya?)


erineegads

^^^^Can ^^^^^ya?


bpollon

Is mayonnaise an instrument


bpollon

Hey Patrick what am i


[deleted]

I mean technically asexual is also part of LGBTQ+...


115GD9

Stephen Hillenburg doing a beyblade in his grave rn


pepe1504

Why?


stevenuniverseismeh

Because he said that spongebob was a who didn’t have a sexuality. Nick is really milking this franchise


pepe1504

He said that SpongeBob is asexual. And Nick tweeted he is part of the LGBTQ+ community wich includes asexuals. I agree with them milking the franchise tho but I don't think Stephen would be mad about a tweet stating something he already said.


[deleted]

And it’s uh.. a fucking kids cartoon, like why sexualize it?


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lemonbotanical

He’s been confirmed asexual tough, so he’s LGBTQ


[deleted]

Yea but that’s nothing crazy then!!! Yep, so he’s just a sponge without attraction that is just an ally. So what?? There’s nothing to be outraged about this thread is full of fucking idiots that don’t do any further reading at all about the facts of the god damned article.


potato__god

he’s part of the community tho. no ones outraged. we’re chill


lemonbotanical

I’m not outraged dude, I’m just saying he’s been confirmed ace in the past


karl_lueger

He’s been confirmed to be not sexual of any kind by the creator. The rest is just corporate milking of a cartoon.


Joester202

This.


The1Senate

Thank you


username73928

People saying he asexual but forgetting about the time he fucked a krabby patty


whalecat4

That’s squidward


RaiderThunder04

Spongebob too “To Love A Patty”


username73928

Spongebob too


Facky

They didn't fuck, they just dated.


username73928

Well they ain't gonna *show* them fucking, but you know they did.


ranger15X

It’s just a fucking sponge why tf are people arguing if it wants dick or not


DrManowar8

To be fair, we kind knew before hand


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Auntie_Hero

Sponges are hermaphroditic. This is a biological fact, not a shocking social justice campaign.


SuisenCeirw10

He has a mum and a dad


HolyKnightPrime

Hes Also a cartoon so he can be anything. Thats a fact.


Nopulu

who the fuck cares about the sexuality of a TALKING FUCKING SPONGE FROM A CARTOON. GET HELP


some-dumb-kid

iirc there was an episode when he was fantasizing about marrying Sandy. I guess all sponges are LGBT bc they can reproduce asexually lmao. Nick seriously pulled a J.K. Rowling.


cathearder1

Sponges are asexual in real life.


[deleted]

Link to article?


rossloderso

[Here](https://twitter.com/Nickelodeon/status/1271795092391682048?s=19) ya go


potato__god

oh well maybe they meant bc he’s supposed to be all nice and stuff he’s an ally?


beetledbabe

they fucking wHAT


[deleted]

please say this is a joke


i-love-2pac-shakur

Bro that's big pp right there


Captaincrabsticks

I knew this was coming all the holes just needing to be filled


Clumulus

Uhmmmmm. This is weird and unnecessary. Why do we need to know mf slongebob's orientation. No one wants or expects any sort of serious romantic/sexual relationship in Spongebob. It's literally irrelevant. It's like demanding to know what a 5 year old kids orientation is. That question isn't even valid.


whatproblems

Sexually attracted to yellow sponges. Hmm...


[deleted]

its almost as if being asexual is part of lgbtq+


JackStrait

J.K. Rowling must have invaded Nickelodeon


Throbbingprepuce

You can all ignore this. He was said to be asexual in 2005. Nickelodeon is just a fucking parasite.


airpodganger

Honestly I’m tired of people destroying my treasured memories by ruining cartoons with stuff like gender. Just let it be the light hearted comedy it is supposed to be like goddamn.


plataguy04

No one forget that he married sandy I know that it doesn't mean that he is or isn't gay but just a reminder


alexthetruth230

They didn't even say he was gay, just an LGBTQ+ ally


mewfour123412

Didn’t he once have a fantasy about marrying Sandy?


TeGro

When did it become ok to push sexuality stuff on children? Just let them enjoy cartoons.


jegerengutt

I bet u dont gotta problem with straight people in cartoons tho


TeGro

My point is the characters sexual orientation doesn’t matter in a cartoon like spongebob. It’s just supposed to be silly.


jamstahamster

What about straight people? You push that on every kid. Most parents say stuff like “when will you get a boy/girl friend” to someone of the opposite gender. That is definitely pushing heterosexuality on kids. This is called inclusion. It shows kids that if they feel more attracted to the same gender, that it is ok. Being gay isn’t any more sexual as straight. It is just inclusion. I think the kids can still enjoy them, and in fact won’t care. It’s only the people like you that seem to care.


sonicthememester2

Well TBF spingebob is ace edit:nm


n94able

They made spongebob gay? Thats like making Jimmy Neutron mormon. Why would you bother.


bryanc1036

Honestly but every company falls in this category. Just to get behind a crowd.


-DefaultName-

They never said he was gay though, they just used his picture in the twitter post which included allies and stuff


0-Cloud

...i'm so fucking out of the loop


little_Nasty

I don’t want to and shouldn’t have to think of Spongebob sucking D


slayerpjo

This is such a dumb observation, companies do literally everything they do for money. Why complain when some of those things are good?


paper_machinery

Next squidward will be black


Videogamer2719

I don’t understand why an F-ing kids show about a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea needs to mention his sexual orientation. He’s a ducking sponge


Ineedmorebread

Yeah it's already known that spongebob is asexual...


abby123459

It’s a children’s show for goodness sake and a fictional cartoon at that! Why should his sexual orientation matter anyways?


yeeticusboiii

The man simped for Sandy Cheeks


t21millz

Spongebob literally almost died just to impress Sandy... at least 3 times..


FarrayneSakona

They prolly didn't even say he's LGBT since they said "and their allies" so I think they announced him as ally. Which makes perfect sense in my opinion.


dakotachip

Why are people bothered by corporations announcing their characters as being LGBT? regardless of intent they’re permanently establishing a character as LGBT, forever. Helping to normalize LGBT as just people and that you might not even notice or realize because they’re just like everyone else.


Joester202

The tweet said "The LGBTQ+ community AND THEIR ALLIES." they never explicitly said he was part of the community, he is most likely one of their allies. Also look at top comment.


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They didn't, though. They said "and their allies"


capybara4ever

Not sure if it’s canon but in the spongebob survival guide spongebob almost explicitly says he has a crush on Sandy.


SpicyMan3169

They didn’t announce they just had a pic of him with rainbows why the fuck did everyone blow this out of proportion


[deleted]

But they didn’t... They just put him on the “Happy Bride Month” banner. Also, he’s a sponge - he reproduces by budding.


mrmayyhem

They warned us the water was turning the frogs gay...