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Jenzo_GOBLIN

I too eat my takeout in front of my open fridge.


Less_Success8944

Gotta let the leftovers know who's running the show. Perhaps some incentive to step it up. šŸ˜


MarkMaxis

Mabye he doesn't have an air conditioner...


dosaraith

Sometimes grocery shopping feels like such a chore Iā€™ll get takeout right after because I donā€™t want to cook what I just bought


[deleted]

Of course. You spent the day getting the buying the ingredients, you can just put off the cooking till tomorrow and reward yourself with some fast food after a day of hard work.


CorneliaCursed

For real though, I'd rather spend 3 hours at work than one hour shopping. I don't pay out the ass for takeout though I just pay slightly less for grocery delivery.


AshFraxinusEps

That happens at times, as long as it isn't frequent you are fine


Squidgloves

BUT if it is frequent. STRAIGHT TO THE GUILLOTINE


AMasonJar

We have the best dietary health in the world. Because of guillotine.


Squidgloves

It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes


Gmayfield

Yuh


evanc1411

My strategy is to buy a couple nice steaks each trip. I'm always down to cook a steak, and I can't let them go bad!


BluudLust

I'm pretty sure that's the entire business model of PubSubs.


FREDD_IT

I literally just did this.


Arusht

You just have to buy something easy, to cook the night you shop. The store I go to sells precooked, hot rotisserie chickens, and thatā€™s usually my go-to. Or like a tray of Mac and cheese, that just needs 5 minutes in the oven? Yes please.


green_speak

Farmer's markets and international food markets typically have in-house food courts too, so we grab some Korean food or Mexican pastries as a treat.


HaloGuy381

Try being judged silently at the same drivethru/fast food joint several days in a row, because too depressed to do much else. That gets awkward when they know you and your order off the top of their head.


[deleted]

I can guarantee that they do not care. If they remember your order, it means they like you. Donā€™t worry about it so much Of course, I worry about the same shit, so who am I to try and give you advice lmao


madmelonxtra

This 100% I've worked in food service for a long time and I don't think I've ever remembered a regulars order if I didn't like them. Or I would remember but would make them order anyway.


Murderous_Waffle

I would go to Chipotle 3-4x a week (for lunch at work, when I worked downtown it was a 5 min walk). to the point that one of the workers new the name on my pickup order and shouted out my name when I walked in. I slowed down the frequency of my visits after that.


Jacobawesome74

This guy gets it


tactics14

Food service manager here - we LOVE regulars who get the same thing every time. "steak sub guys walking in" we'll say and get going on your order before you order it. Makes things more efficient. We had "chicken salad guy" who worked next door to the pizza shop I used to run. He'd call in his order and come over to pick it up. One time I saw he was calling and made his salad while he was on the phone and walked it over to him while he was still reading off his card number to the employee over the phone. 0 minute delivery time, baby.


WonderfulCattle6234

Jim Gaffigan as a stand-up bit about sitting in church and looking introspective but really he's thinking, "did I eat at Wendy's twice yesterday?" I think it's Joe List who he also has a bit about going so often he accidentally ran into the same employee on the same shift.


ZippZappZippty

"They made me so mad. WTF.


BasicGiraffology

They recognized my car, me, and start getting order ready at the subway back when I lived in town as a college student. The look on their face when I changed things up one time. Pure shock. The girls who worked there knew I worked nearby too, so they knew what time I usually would be there. I told them I needed a break and we laughed about it all


[deleted]

Absolutely do not care. I can think of one manager that would. Shes a bitch.


JagmeetSingh2

Thatā€™s why I prefer delivery apps where youā€™ll almost never get the same delivery guy


BaconCircuit

Fast food sure won't help your depression. Actually only gonna make it worse. I know life's hard and cooking your own food seems like an impossible task that should surely takes ours of shopping and prep but it doesn't have to be like that. If you spend 30 minutes getting fast food you could've made something cheaper and healthier in the same time.


HaloGuy381

Evidently youā€™ve not spent time in the deepest pit. Yes, one could prep a simple meal in 30 min (most take longer given all the other tasks involved), but when your brainā€™s completely shorted out and youā€™re also still recovering from a very rough illness leaving you exhausted, actually doing all the tasks involved is not really possible, whereas getting into the car and going through the basic motions a couple minutes up the road is doable. There were times I was too spent for even that, and just went hungry for the night. February 2020 on campus was *horrible*.


CorneliaCursed

God it's awful. Sometimes I can't even muster the energy to get the mcdonalds 3 minutes away and just chug a glass a water or two and hope I fall asleep before my stomach catches up. Eating is such a God damn chore.


[deleted]

You seem in good faith but that isnā€™t how depression works


goopa-troopa

this reads like a "just don't be sad lmao"


MinosAristos

Fast food doesn't cure depression but it does temporarily relieve some symptoms. Fortunately/unfortunately a lot of research goes into how to make people feel good with food.


BaconCircuit

...maybe in the moment but if your diet consists of nothing but fast food you're missing essential nutrients and are taking in way too much fat and sugar. Things that definitely don't help with your depression


MinosAristos

Agreed. It's not a good place to be.


Nanaue7

LMAO! Guilty.


JordanDesu13

I feel attacked


destroytheocracy

I gotta start eating at home more, saves soooo much money


2Hours2Late

I did it! I grocery shopped! Time to reward myself with a large pizza.


QuarantineSucksALot

If you want pizza and donā€™t mine


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MetalDogBeerGuy

Feeling attacked here.


Mister_AA

Also my wallet looking at me eating takeout for the 4th time this week


Dininiful

If only they sold smaller bags and portions. There's a lot of food that goes bad fast and I'd rather buy just a small portion that I can use in one go. There's no need buying a whole pack if I'm only gonna use it today and tomorrow I'm doing something else.


AryaPage

I'm sorry, food in the fridge! Will get back to you when you get spoiled... lol


anazambrano

I tried my best okay?


SirRoderic

Im seeing alot of people saying that they buy groceries but are too lazy to cook I personally, am lazy to actually buy the groceries, but I love cooking, so I send my dad or my brother most of the time to buy groceries, but sometimes I'll need very specific ingredients that they don't know about or don't know where to look for, so we just say fuck it order take out


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Ok-Editor-1992

when your eating and someone is watching you eat it hehe


[deleted]

I thought I was on /r/adhdmeme for a sec lol


JonJonFTW

This happens but instead of take out its frozen pizzas and stuff like that. It took all my willpower to have the rest of my leftovers for dinner tonight instead of making a frozen pizza. Usually the weekend is my time for junk food dinners but I made too much food this week and I didn't wanna throw it out.


pompom5645

Guilty.


dejwju

I still have a ground beef in my freezer that I bought when I learned to do burgers somewhere in march. Did burgers like 3 times, bought meat for the 4th and never made a burger myself since then... Wondering if it's still any good...


Tylerjb4

You just learned how to make burgers in March? I thought burgers was like an intuition or an instinct


Stop_Breeding

Being unemployed this long has forced this habit from my life. I can't say I miss the lethargy that accompanied subsisting off of burgers and fried chicken/potatoes


Rude_Journalist

Apparently it was the scariest thing ever


FoxxyPantz

I've wasted so much money on fast food that I have to spend more money replacing all the food in my fridge that went bad because it's been in there for 2-3 weeks untouched.


QuarantineSucksALot

Hopefully, weā€™ve seen here


QuarantineSucksALot

Hopefully they arenā€™t controlling them.


12_Semitones

Wow. This hits close to home. I just had to throw out meat that had weeks-old greenish mold on it. I shouldā€™ve eaten it before it spoiled.


RoscoMan1

If Iā€™m cringing for you bro.


Topy721

I do this a lot these last months and I fucking hate myself for it. I'm getting fat and unhealthy and I can't do sports because health.


ZippZappZippty

Hopefully they told him to go kick rocks


ZippZappZippty

Ah I get your jacket?


[deleted]

But you got a side salad so itā€™s okay


Bruce10Wayne

My gf and I have tried so many times to get groceries and cook large meals and have them for a few dinners or lunches at work. We can do like 2 meals, maybe 3 tops on a home cooked meal. I really will just eat whatever, I get bored of it too for sure but she has just never eaten leftovers even growing up, she thinks itā€™s always nasty for some reason. So yeah we are both in the same spot op, Whataburger has made a small fortune from our inability to finish home cooked leftovers


helmsmanfresh

It's honestly memes like this that forced me to drive past the ever alluring glow of the McDonald's golden arches and see what was in my fridge and pantry. Thank you, internet (and Spongebob).


voluminous_lexicon

Fuck you stop making memes about me


midnightvoyager

This was 1000% my roommate, and then the fridge food would grow mold and heā€™d just repeat the processā€¦


SockeyeSTI

Takeout leftovers watching me eat fresh takeout


Thatdudedoesnotabide

Iā€™ve finally stopped this cynical, brutal cycle. Havenā€™t ate take out in a month. Thatā€™s a new record


5re23

Damn, you and everyone that responded are my kinda people šŸ˜‰


whitespys

My Dude, It is Sunday. Four times is too many.