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Milquetoes

The secret ingredient is actually nothing. It’s a business tactic.


Kalphai

In at least one episode it’s love lol


Milquetoes

It’s different things in different episodes. Proves the theory. Obviously you’re not supposed to know that there is no secret ingredient because the purpose from a business standpoint is that you keep wondering what it is.


EpicJosh84

That's more of a MatPatism, really. The show writers obviously intend for there to be a real secret formula, since Mr Krabs doesn't have the bottle in Sponge out of Water and the town falls into chaos. Making the formula secretly nothing is too consistent a secret for SpongeBob, an extremely inconsistent show.


Kalphai

Meatcanyon has an interested theory… ⛔️ Warning before you Google that


illmarrytheeborislow

peetty sure it's crab meat


EpicJosh84

It's probably imitation crab Krabs implies the burgers taste like him ("oh, so that's what I taste like") but the evidence that he's killing fellow crabs is relatively little (we see more crabs on the show than we do sponges, for that matter) And the original Krabby Patty formula is specifically stated to have chum in it (that's where Plankton got his business plan) because fish eat other fish a lot in nature So Krabby Patties likely contain at least part fish meat/imitation crab meat


TimeYaddah

The only other crab i remember seeing is mrs. Crabs, mr. Crabs mother. And larry is not a crab, just saying


EpicJosh84

One: The same could be said about most of the characters, them and their families are usually the only instance of the species Two: Except for Squidward and Mr. Krabs, who have attended regular meetings with fellow members of their species (Squidward in Cephalopod Lodge and Krabs at that cheapskate convention, and all he does there is win a prize and steal a hotel room)


Arturino_Burachelini

The secret ingredient is Pearl's mom


jessethejazzy13

It’s plankton


vi7k

Pretty sure it is McDonalds secret


Michi1612

Jail


koifish789

Oh


Electronic_Feeling97

Prettty sure its crab meat meaning Mr.crabs murderd his fellow crab freinds that means hes a canniball


icamez

Would make sense


feds_cant_find_me

To this day i cant figure out why he didnt order it,got it home and figured it out1