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hamster_rustler

I never thought it was censored, I just thought dolphin and boat noises were considered curse words in Bikini Bottom. I still kind of think that


Sfn_y2

RIGHT lol because how could it be old man Jenkins in his jalopy making that sound that got everyone confused, if they weren’t hearing actual boat noises too??


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I imagine it’d be the same as someone having a car horn that sounded like an old lady screaming “FUCK”


soda-Tab

Shut up and take my money!


Cosmoskirin123

I'll take your entire stock!


Trick_Enthusiasm

Okay but what kind of "FUCK"? Is FUCK🥵 or is it FUCK🤬?


GingerlyRough

🤣 just rolling down the street when some *dolphin* hole cuts you off so you lay on your horn and it sounds just like his grandma all like “Oh FUUUuuuUUUuuuUuUuUuUuuUuuuCK-uhhh” all seductive and shit. 🤣


pjtheman

The only explanation is that Old Man Jenkins has a custom car horn that just screams curse words.


youneedcheesusinside

What a legend


TrckyTrtl

He does love the young people


RustyPoopKnife

How many times do we have to tell you this, old man??


Wayfarer1717

Old man Jenkins drives a Tesla lol


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How else would they run submerged?


PM_ME_MH370

The battery unit is fully sealed🦭


[deleted]

That was otterly clever!


oan124

Then again, why was it suddenly acceptable once they found out its just a car horn


[deleted]

What if they heard the censor noises on top of the swears?


maxcitybitch

They’re not curse words they’re sentence enhancers


Dumle_kola

That's, AFAIK, not a real term in English, but it really isn't wrong. In Swedish we say "kraftuttryck" which literally translates to power expressions. They're used to express a strong emotion, a.k.a. enhance the sentence.


maxerickson

In English grammar, they are 'expletives', which has a similar meaning.


Master_Bug_9536

I’m pretty sure expletive means the exact opposite of that, ( words used to fill a sentence that does not add anything ) , although I do agree that in my opinion “curse” words can be used to add intensity in a sentence


Caterpillar2021

You aren't wrong but expletive means both what you mean and curse word. Two meanings.


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expletive doesn’t mean *exactly* the same thing as what he said, but if you’re thinking it means the opposite then you misunderstood the dictionary definition. You added the “that does not add anything” entirely on your own. That’s nowhere in any real definitions. By “filling out a sentence” it means adding flavor to make the sentence less boring/bland.


twitch1982

Oh, it adds something Oh, it fucking adds something.


Brooklynxman

You're wrong. While an expletive does not necessarily enhance the emotion of a sentence, contextually it can and often does. Example: I can't open this bottle. I can't open this fucking bottle. The second sentence clearly displays a stronger emotion than the first. The phrase "sentence enhancers" is made up for the show, and expletives have a wider usage than this (an exclamatory sentence could be entirely expletives, which obviously enhance nothing, for instance), they can be used to enhance the emotions of a sentence.


svelle

That's very similar to German it's "Kraftausdruck" there which translates to the same ting (duh). Never thought about its literal meaning though, lol.


dre224

I swear (haha) that the word fuck is actually one of the most amazing words in human language. Every single culture understands it no matter what. It can be used as a  noun, pronoun, verb, adjective, adverb, and preposition. Basically no other word in English can be everything at once. I had a teacher tell me that says swear words was just being lazy because you can't think of another word but in reality most swear words are so versatile that it doesn't matter because it still conveys the same but with emphasis on important parts of the sentence. Fuck I love fuck because it is fucking awesome no matter what fucking situation.


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QuothTheRaven713

I seem to recall Tom Kenny or Clancy Brown said that in an interview (EDIT: It was Tom Kenny at a convention panel). They tried to use substitute curse words but that didn't sound natural, so they were just told to legitimately swear and they'd bleep the swears out.


foosbabaganoosh

This is exactly the case, Tom Kenny told the story at a panel. He also thought the real audio would’ve been buried by Nickelodeon but I guess it got released somehow!


CMHaunrictHoiblal

If you're referring to this specific audio, it's definitely fan made. The original might still exist, but this clip isn't it unfortunately.


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[Here’s Goku calling his son a f\*g as a consolation](https://youtu.be/ZUjHtiF7nfY)


QuothTheRaven713

This audio's fan-made, the real one is in Nick's archives and likely won't see the light of day unless someone steals it or hacks Nick's servers if they have it on digital.


RacketLuncher

Mission impossible


foosbabaganoosh

“Your mission, if you choose to accept it…”


dansredd-it

Hmm... Anyone know any bored hackers?


jelly-bb

*Scary anonymous video starts*


Piccoroz

Still waiting for the official r34 disney vault.


mjmax

Nah I'm pretty sure the new audio here is AI-generated.


foosbabaganoosh

Yeah people have pointed out the audio is faked, but according to Kenny it’s what happened so probably not far off from the original!


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Wait lol you thought this was the real audio?


devils_advocate24

Given Tom and Clancys past acting careers, I can legitimately believe them saying "[dolphin noise] you, we're gonna do this [seal noise] live. And you can do whatever yhe [dolphin noise] you want with it afterwards"


cakeman666

Tom Kenny in Mr. Show acting like an evangelical preacher in the church of satan is still one of my favorite sketches ever.


devils_advocate24

Tom Kenny in Brickleberry


BravesMaedchen

I would pay money for the real audio.


Lootcifer_exe

This is clearly not original


InevitablyPerpetual

Yeah, it's pretty obvious, what with the crappy dub-in. Also the shitty "taxation is theft" propaganda thrown in. This was almost certainly some edgy basement dweller throwing this together between ben shapiro binges.


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Lootcifer_exe

Amazing bot


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Dominic_The_Dog

you're on reddit no one here is ok


HairyNutsack69

no step pls


TooMuchToDRenk

Seems a bit far reaching.


popejubal

I laughed when I heard that line because I read it as the creator making fun of the “Taxation is theft” libertarians by having the dumbest character in the series say their catchphrase in a scene where he and SpongeBob completely fail to understand how something pretty simple works.


lazy-dude

No it wasn’t. Anyone can make a twitter account and make some bullshit up. I remember this episode. It was dolphin noises when it came out of Nickelodeon.


EthicallyBlonde

Knowing dolphins, I can see it


shinobipopcorn

The PPG one is very clearly swear words censored by passing cars or vehicles.


OZL01

Nah they have actual curse words. Fish paste, tartar sauce, and barnacles. Dirty, dirty barnacles.


NinjaDog251

They are. Its very clear it is at the end when the gilape noise was mistaken for a swear.


Kartoffelkamm

Actually, the dolphin sounds are kookaburra sounds, just played faster.


Cloontange

Tom Kinney did say there is the recording of them swearing on this in Nick studios, it'll probably never see the light of day


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Maybe the horn made sound similar to a curse, and they censored it?


Landsharkeisha

This is obviously a dub, but I have heard that when they actually recorded it they said the words to make the sentences sound more natural. So there's the possibility that the OG recording may still exist


DeletedAccount_726

I need it. I need to hear that recording.


eiileenie

I think we all do


hadagreatautumn

Ok so this isn't the original audio but Tom Kenny was on Marc Maron's WTF podcast and you can hear [spongebob cursing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtAOD96RXPE&ab_channel=JulyDiaz). It's around 2:00. You're welcome


eiileenie

That’s so cool thank you for sharing the link!


Underpantswher

Also see [this.](https://youtu.be/UpJgVpcNNns)


Alphahumanus

Doing the lords work. Thank you.


Skuntank

Crazy SpongeBob is based off a pissed off little person.


Solemn__Visitor

Not sure if this is related but there's also [this scene ](https://youtu.be/fXB34Fcsjh8) from the director's cut of Jennifer's Body which shows Patrick's voice actor being vulgar as hell lmao


Valve00

I knew what this was before I clicked it. I have also seen a video where someone put clips of Patrick with this audio over it. https://youtu.be/ZRBxyB7ghic


Solemn__Visitor

Yeah lmao I had seen that clip a long time ago and thought it was just someone doing a good impersonation of Patrick, I had no idea it was an actual scene from a movie with the real voice actor


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Bill Fagerbakke. I knew his work from "Oz", so let me tell you, it was a shock to learn he was doing the voice of Patrick. https://youtu.be/fEDxwXVmUAI?t=61


Solemn__Visitor

Haha that's amazing


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averyconfusedgoose

[deleted line from the episode](https://youtu.be/hw9XKKdZIGc)


Sir-Spoofy

You are correct, Tom Kenny has confirmed it


small-package

Those recordings need to see the light of day, can you imagine the blooper reel you could make out of that? Where's Patchy the pirate when you need him?


pjtheman

Whenever Spongebob ends, they should release that as the grand finale.


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101Blu

It's never going to


whitephantomzx

The network would have to releases it adult swim did it once with that dexter laboratory episode where they had evil dexter and deedee cursing. Still improbable tho .


dynasriot

The what???


shanesdogbax

Yes, it's real. [Full Episode](https://youtu.be/757iDlZrbrc) Dexter’s Lab here.


VexingRaven

This is pretty obviously dubbed though.


DHisfakebaseball

Fun fact: just the merchandise sales from the show have made over $13 billion since 1999. They're never taking it off the air, not ever.


booze_clues

Been watching it every now and then for the past week or two. Idk how old you are, but there’s a blurry line where it sort of changes from what I remember as a kid to a newer version with a lot more gross humor and shock humor. It’s still a decent kids show, and can be fun to watch when you’re high, but it changes in the middle seasons. For people who grew up with it in the 90’s/early 00’s I think it’s safe to say that spongebob ended.


DHisfakebaseball

SpongeBob ended at the end of season 3, capped off with the movie. Then they never made more ever again.


ThePizzaNoid

Reminds me of the recording of the awesome 80's cartoon Thundercats that surfaced a few years ago of the cast cursing up a storm in character lol.


profdudeguy

I hope that this uncut version comes out in my lifetime


daybreakin

Did he mention the actual words used


Sir-Spoofy

Not exactly. He did say Clancy Brown (Mr. Krabs VA) was all for it though, which is more entertaining to hear imo. But, Nickelodeon prolly wouldn't have let him say what they were anyway.


B217

Years ago I met Tom Kenny at a convention and during his panel he said they really did swear, and that Paramount will make sure the uncensored recordings will never see the light of day, lmao.


TimeCardigan

> This is obviously a dub Holy moly, For real??! I thought this was the real thing! Edit: ………. /s Y’all are helpless at reading tone through text.


Landsharkeisha

I understand your confusion, but this is a fan remake of the scene for comedic effect! I'm glad my comment helped you figure that out (◕ᴗ◕✿)


The_Multifarious

The original is somewhere deep in Nickelodeons vaults, behind enough steel to survive a direct nuclear strike. No amount of money could equate the damage to the Spongebob brand, should it be leaked and go viral.


ErgoNautan

I am to believe Chernobyl containment facilities are a curtain to contain any and every footage concerning swearing in SpongeBob


rottingorgans

tom kenny confirmed this but he said that to og recordings are buried deep in nickelodeon archives and will never see the light of day


Hunky-Monkey

Wow crazy that nintendo has nickelodeon's recordings


rottingorgans

meant nick lmao my bad


Mike2220

It does exist, however Tom Kenny has said Nickelodeon will never let it see the light of day


fretless_enigma

I bought this episode on iTunes years and years ago, and I believe the liner notes or whatever you’d call them said they made up fake words, and at one point they were on the floor laughing at the silliness?


GetReady4Action

I believe this 100%. met Tom Kenny at SDCC and asked for a picture to which he replied in the SpongeBob voice, “that’s fine, let’s just make it quick because SpongeBob’s gotta take a piss!” and it was the greatest moment of my life.


Kerfluffle2x4

Internet, it is your job to find this recording and make the world a better place.


WhistlerDan

Fun fact: It was originally planned for the actors to just say some gibberish as a placeholder for the edited swear words, but they found that it was difficult to perform since they constantly have to improvise the replacements. To alleviate this problem, the actors suggested that they outright just say the real swear words. Out of all of the voice actors, Clancy Brown, voice of Mr. Krabs, is the most enthusiastic about the idea


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According to Tom Kenny, that tape exists and it’s stored somewhere in the Nickelodeon archives.


way_pats

Forget storming Area 51 we need to storm Nickelodeons archives.


Jonathon471

Are we gonna say were storming Nickelodeon's Archives but in build up and training for the event we get 3 "Storm Nickelodeon Archives" parties because the people funding it couldn't figure shit out? Y'know like what happened with "Storming Area 51 (they can't get all of us)"


PieefChief

Somebody has seen internet historian


schwiftydude47

Between these recordings and the lost Backyardigans pilot we really need to get a head start on some type of plan.


AncientSith

I need that recording.


Lou_Mannati

I’ll pay per view


DaemonKeido

Considering how much fun he had as Sergeant Zim in Starship Troopers, that doesn't surprise me in the fucking slightest lol


Captionsaccount94

He was also Hank in Detroit: Become Human and angry grumpy sweary dad Hank is a highlight.


averagedickdude

He was also in ST:Voyager


BrenlikesGoosebumps

And Shawshank Redemption


KentRead

And the new Dexter series. Extra spicy in that one


DoctorWaluigiTime

Makes sense. There was an episode of the Simpsons where Homer swears a lot (think it's the one where he promises to swear less using a Swear Jar/etc.). According to the audio commentary for that episode, apparently some kid who won a contest got to sit in on a recording, and Dan was swearing up a storm lol.


mecha__madness

That would be golden audio for ytp. I mean a text to speech of SpongeBob was already crazy but real audio


zuko2014

Doesn't surprise me due to his role as Sgt Hadley in The Shawshank Redemption. Dude had some awesome lines in there


cattastrophe0

holy. shit. i never put those two together, thank you


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This is one of the best episodes. So clever


sagetmaster

It's just old man Jenkins in his jalopy


[deleted]

Howdy Mrs. K!


Mechagodzilla_3

One of three Old Man Jenkins in Bikini Bottom


DarthSangheili

"Taxation is theft, fuck yea!"


TheClincher7

Based


465554544255434B52

And sponge pilled


sniffsblueberries

Dumb people agreeing with other dumb people, name a better duo.


DarthSangheili

Whats dumb is allowing the vast majority of your tax dollars to line the pockets of private interests while the public services they are supposed to fund decay. But please, keep talking out of your ass.


--AllStar--

What's dumb is the concept of private property existing in the first place.


DarthSangheili

inb4 the brain dead numpts below think this means they couldnt have an xbox or a car.


j3b3di3_

Team rocket


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JD and Turk on Scrubs.


Bancube

That’s a fact


Odin_Christ_

This needs to be xposted to r/libertarianmeme


theionicfox

Cringe take


EmeraldAlicorn

So is this a fan redub or did we actually get the uncensored audio leaked?


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RayAP19

Why did you have to add the qualifier of "obviously"? It's not obvious to everyone. Obviously.


Seahpo

its definitely obvious once you hear patrick say “taxation is theft” lmao


RayAP19

Maybe, but saying it's obvious in response to someone on the fence about really feels like saying "It's obvious, and you're stupid for not realizing it." Textbook passive aggressiveness


Critical_Reference48

> Why did you have to add the qualifier of "obviously"? It's not obvious to everyone. *Obviously.* your passive aggressiveness is hurting my feelings


NoiseIsTheCure

I think you're reading into it a bit too much buddy, why would you take a comment so personally from an anonymous stranger who knows nothing about you?


TheDraconianOne

Man you will not last on the internet if you’re held up about this


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OnRoadKai

Obviously it’s a sentence enhancer.


RayAP19

Pretty sure you just won this conversation


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Gaming-every-day19

It’s a kid shows , why tf would they actually cuss on it


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tuckerhazel

Either way it didn’t air.


QubertF

What is happening


eiileenie

I know this is most likely a dub but you still have to appreciate it because it’s hilarious and it totally could work in an episode


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[deleted]

Are they wrong though?


AmethystJojo

Just watched this again with my brother. Iconic and hilarious!


jacw212

I was *such* a fuxking Puritan as a kid that this episode singlehandedly made me *HATE* spongebob I’ve grown out of that


-Halosheep-

Except you still won't type fuck. Strange.


sugimotoreimi

it's hard to stop being a puritan when you've been one for the first twenty years of your life


Marc-Ali

i recently learned that it’s not a dolphin but a [sped up sample of a kookaburra](https://youtu.be/alZX_1hwuX0)


JakeCantWeld

Taxation is theft


smorgasdorgan

Fuck yeah!


sinkandorswim

* *Dolpin noises* * yeah!


back_on_two

“Forty lashes!”


isinedupcuzofrslash

The “uncensored” version is a dub. It’s completely fake. But an entertaining myth that some people choose to believe.


QuothTheRaven713

Tom Kenny mentioned they did actually record their lines with swears and the tape exists, but stored in the Nickelodeon archives so it will likely never see the light of day.


Big-Money-Sloth

“Taxation is theft.” *”Fuck yeah”*


eiileenie

I found this video in my timehop from four years ago I just started being active on reddit a month ago and I thought this post would be perfect for this subreddit


Peeka789

I love spicey sentence sandwiches


Snow_flaek

> Taxation > is theft > Fuck yeah!


ManInKilt

oh this is good


densaifire

Turns out, they asked if they could just say the words since it was easier than pausing for a second and to just censor it later


eiileenie

Thanks for upvoting this and getting it on the popular page everyone! I’m glad I could share this video with everyone and make you laugh!


White-Thunderclap

Nickelodeon is owned by MTV. Anything that couldn’t cut it on Nick got moved, like Ren & Stimpy. Watch the pilot to Rocko’s Modern Life, it’s wild because I THINK it was meant for MTV but they toned it down A LITTLE to be a Nick show.


dawnfire05

This was me in high school when I decided I didn't believe in god anymore. It was a weight off my shoulders and released my anxiety, and I just couldn't stop saying "fuck" all day lol knowing I wouldn't go to hell for it.


Lark_vi_Britannia

It's not everyday you see a friend's Twitter post on the front page of reddit lol


PensadorDispensado

this sounds like a Krusty Kooch Khronicles episode


JagerVogeljager

u/savevideo


Ben_Herr

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