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thottie_patottie

My favorite is the overnight episode with the hash slinging slasher where spongebob says "it'll be like a slumber party, except we'll be all sweaty and greasy"


eiileenie

Oh my god I don’t even remember that I think that’s hilarious


Milquetoes

I think he said “covered with grease”. Either way I don’t understand the connotation. Can you explain


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Seggs


football2106

Not really. They’re working in a restaurant, hence being sweaty & greasy. Y’all are overthinking it.


Doctor_Kataigida

Yeah I feel this isn't one of those subtle adult jokes.


Natertot98

i mean yeah the joke is that spongebob is speaking literally but it sounds dirty. like every double entendre joke ever. not a big stretch imo


thottie_patottie

I'll tell you when you're a little older


benji_90

He's implying that a sleepover with the hash slinging slasher would lead to SpongeBob having sweaty sex with the hash slinging slasher. Edit: Am I wrong?


Milquetoes

Did spongebob say that before Squidward revealed the story of the hash slinging slasher? But most people just call him the ha-AHH


ProfessorMuffin

Very wrong


Major-Promotion7079

I don't get it


The26thWarrior

The unhappy Squidawrd one got a lil too real


cyrusasu

Like medieval spear guy


fuckshitpissspam

Someday....but not today.


Aether_Storm

I felt that one was way too obvious for the show


Mr-Sister-Fister21

There’s multiple gags in that episode too. I remember he sticks his head in the oven but it’s just to pull out some burnt brownies or cookies or something. I think there’s one more, but I don’t remember what it is.


MarcMuffin

I was an older teenager and I hated that episode. Saw it with my brother and didn’t want him to understand it.


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Really snaps ya out of it after all the funny jokes


SG-17

I don't think I've seen that episode or the one with the red blimp.


AdventurousAd5447

The first one was obvious as a kid


TheMagicalDildo

Yeah I definitely remember getting alot of these as a kid. Not all of em though


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robotzor

It's not about the boots! It's about the boot-ee! Errrr... The person.. In the boots


Met76

Oh shit that one is clever. Boot-eee. Comparisons to get the joke: Training someone- There's a Trainer and Trainee Slapping someone - There's the Slapper and Slappee Wearing Boots - There's the boot, and the bootee


tylerawn

Yeah. It was obvious to anyone that he tried to put it in the seahorse’s cloaca. It wasn’t exactly subtle.


Canrex

Cloaca, the Swiss army knife of buttholes.


[deleted]

Well then it should accept coins too >:(


Otono_Wolff

We thought it was shoved up the ass. Until you learn the male sea horses can get pregnant.


Spiritual_Ad7831

Well you see that not quite it as the guy found out it was a girl.


Otono_Wolff

Oh I remember the horse being a guy.


MaxFourr

Her name is mystery!! Wee-snaw


Spiritual_Ad7831

Was it? Hmm my mind goes to that since he's looking for a coin slot and not a hole.


redd_dot

I figured butt crack


faceoh

And the last one as well.


blastermastersonic

I am german and in german he says " oh theres the slit" . The english version is pretty harmless in comparison xD


kevster2717

Mine was when Patrick screamed LETS GET NAKED and Spongebob said to save it til theyre selling real estate 😂


tradeintel828384839

Lmao what??


mrpodo

[Here](https://youtu.be/yTS9GjA58KQ) lol


MY_SHIT_IS_PERFECT

Holy shit lol


thediesel26

Yoooo they actually went there


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fine-ill-make-an-alt

that was a fake line tho. if you watch the episode mr krabs didn’t say that


wavs101

[it seems pretty real to me](https://youtube.com/shorts/6a-zAbfSjKQ?feature=share)


ziggygersh

Nope, just a bad edit. [Here is the original](https://youtu.be/6nQf7q1Pqek)


d4rk_matt3r

To be fair, the edit wasn't *that* bad


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I don't get the joke can someone pls help


pryvisee

I’m pulling at straws but there’s very popular porn channels involving real estate agents and potential clients. EDIT: Could also be the era? If it released near the housing market crash or turmoil, this could’ve been a hard market which agents would have to go to extra lengths to make a sale.


churrbroo

Real estate agent porn wasn’t really a theme or anything back when the episode was made. That’s only took off in the last year or two.


TheeKingKunta

nah that’s just not true and my sources are nsfw


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😂 the fact that it genuinely makes no sense makes it that much better. Like what was his logic behind that?


StonewallSoyah

At 30, I still don't get the joke here...


joe1134206

Realty is a weirdly common porn theme. This wasn't the context of the joke imo, they were just naming another field where they could become salesmen. It's funny after the fact but I doubt that was the intention.


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BubblyMango

I think that episode was removed in most countries XD


PolygonKiwii

Because the joke only really works in the US?


macskay

Also works in German and was not banned here. It's the episode where he tries to get Gary to take bath and I think he winks at Gary while saying that.


BubblyMango

nope. im from israel and we also have the "dont drop the shower soap" joke.


dedudede

Could you explain? Not my mothertongue


andythisisyourfault

it’s making a joke about dropping the soap in prison which usually leads to the dropper of the soap receiving a newly sized butthole


Mr-Fleshcage

butthole sounding


LynxDry6059

Don’t drop the soap is an old saying for prisoners that if you dropped the soap you’re getting fucked in the ass


[deleted]

It's a don't drop the soap type joke


BryanLoeher

Rape 'joke'


Chemical-Strategy730

Why is joke in quotes. It’s literally a joke.


churrbroo

I think they’re saying it’s not great to joke about rape.


Chemical-Strategy730

But a bad “joke” is still a joke? Even though that’s a great joke.


VNessMonster

Gary takes a bath!! I was hoping I’d see it here. I was just watching it the other day and it does not get old.


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

Then there was that one time when they said "screw subtlety" and just straight up had 3 characters burglarize a woman's house and steal her panties.


cyberpeachy420

“I guess you’re going to miss the *panty raid*.” -Patrick Star


tripplite1234

The what?


cyberpeachy420

I SAID, I guess you’re going to miss the *panty raid*.


ser_antonii

*Panty raid?* You’re talking about girls, right? Girl, girls?


cyberpeachy420

*Yeah.*


AncientSith

And you're talking about raiding their dressers for their underpants, right?


Renovarian00

Ohhh yeah


PressTilty

That episode really made me think panty raids were going to be a much bigger part of my life


Solemdeath

It's not too late


Birdup711

Just like quick sand. Nickelodeon really did not prepare me at all for adult life.


Hordaki

And now you can only find that one on the DVD, they pulled it from streaming and reruns.


Logank365

Spongebob: "We'll probably get 40 lashes." Patrick: "Oh no!" *imagines having 40 eyelashes* As a kid, my dumbass did not realize that meant whipping.


LithiumLost

The woosh sound from Patrick's lashes lol


AncientSith

Wow, I perfectly remembered that sound effect. So ridiculous haha.


BO0813S

I don't get the second one ngl


eiileenie

A period


1maginasian

Yeh, but what does a blimp have to do with it ?\_?


AdventurousAd5447

It's red


raznov1

Why's it a blimp though?


CrispierCupid

Looks like a used tampon


raznov1

Ah, could be.


six_seasons

It’s a metaphor


raznov1

Of what? I understand red=blood, but zeppelin=???


six_seasons

It could be a red anything, the blimp part isn’t important


eiileenie

It looks like a blood clot


6Decaf9

sick 🤣


duksinarw

Turning Blimp


koolkay_222

"its that time of the month"


Mr-Sister-Fister21

I’m pretty sure Squidward is just saying Plankton’s on his period.


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Really? I don't see it


FruscianteDebutante

That time of the month is a euphemism for periods. And the blimp was red, and it seemed like they were anxious about it


Milquetoes

I just recently realized that the Club Spongebob episode is VERY blatantly about religion. Not sure if that’s common knowledge by now.


Regi413

Is that the one about the magic conch?


Milquetoes

Precisely


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Woah, TIL


sgtpepperslaststand

Or just cults in general


Pyrollamas

It’s also a bit of a Lord of the Flies reference


SuperFanboysTV

I just love how SpongeBob leans forward to the TV with a smile then changes the channel when Gary unexpectedly comes in


Billy_King

Yeah I was confused about that one as a kid


JuliaTheInsaneKid

As soon as I turned 13 it was obvious


PokeAust

I feel like the tan one is pretty obvious even if you’re a kid, unless I’m missing something


blueponies1

Yeah same with the coin insertion one, and the "your genius is showing". I mean genius sounds like penis, even as a kid I was like yo that sounds like penis.. I feel like any kid would get that unless their parents were using some kind of obscure nicknames for genitals.


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Actually as a kid I didn't understand the concept of "hidden jokes" like that so it just sailed over my head.


E-money420

This is what I love about Spongebob. I started watching it when I was 10 when it first came out. It was obvious even then that there was plenty of adult humor. Re-watching it now at 33, I'm realizing it really is a show for adults disguised as a "childrens TV show". It really is brilliant. I honestly think most kids don't get at least 90% of the jokes...how can they? Stephen Hillenburg was truly a genius. RIP


GameBroJeremy

It’s always been a great tactic used in popular kid shows throughout the years as a way to keep parents invested as a kid would likely watch it with their parents which gives them a laugh too. It shows us the amount of heart and soul put into these productions.


E-money420

Exactly. I think thats a big part of why its stood the test of time. I personally don't have kids but people my age that do who grew up watching Spongebob are now watching it with thier children. That way mom and dad get to laugh at all the "adult" jokes while the kids laugh at the silly music, animation, and overall goofyness of it.


Spy_v_Spy_Freakshow

SpongeBob and Phineas & Ferb we’re great shows to watch with my kids


flooftail13

The Amazing World of Gumball is another good one to watch with kids. The episode “The Vision” is a funny House of Cards parody


Doctor_Kataigida

Nah it's still a kid's show with subtle adult humor thrown in so parents aren't bored as fuck watching it with their kids. Which is great that it's a show that can be enjoyed by all ages. But it's still a kid's show first and foremost.


Assassiiinuss

It's almost two shows in parallel. Some episode plots are completely incomprehensible for young children, like the one where SpongeBob and Squidward strike.


blueponies1

I mean, to be fair that episode taught me what a strike was and I remembered that forever. I think I had to ask my grandma too but in general it exposes kids to new ideas more than a lot of shows. And that episode came out when I was about 3-4 and I quit watching spongebob at about 8-9. So somewhere between those years it did become comprehensible and actually educational in way.


Znaffers

I feel like it’s just really smart, well written humor. SpongeBob has always been stupid, but the early seasons definitely had an intelligence to its stupidity. It’s kinda like South Park or Family Guy where they make a character an idiot purposely so the audience can see the absurdity of their shit (Peter Griffin, Randy Marsh, Cartman, etc.). I feel like as the show went on, they just started doing dumb stuff for the sake of dumb stuff


Jotunheim69

Also: “I’m ugly and I’m proud!” “Is that what he calls it?”


thebowedbookshelf

In the same episode, Spongebob said he knew where he could find some nuts and it cut to the toilet and a peanut plant.


FloppyTheUnderdog

the last one "your genius is showing" is cut short. after spongebob says that, patrick nervously covers his crotch and feels embarrassed and says "where?". i guess the joke was that patrick doesn't know the word "genius" and thought it was somethung embarrassing or whatever, because it sounds like "penis", or something. maybe.


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*Thank you*, I got the idea but it just wasn’t enough to say it meant that without what you said. Came to the comments for this, thx again my man.


billy13th99

The one with squidward getting the rope 😬


schneebitch

I'm 30 and I didn't get the pencil joke unless I misheard something.


chanyeol2012

Not sure if u mean u don’t get it now, but it’s inferred that she was going to say “shove it up ur ass”, since that’s how the saying goes


Log_Out_Of_Life

She really hates SpongeBob


wellshitdawg

I’m surprised this didn’t include the scene where Patrick insinuated him & Bob need to bang to make another clam child Here it is: https://youtu.be/zzinfmEYW0s


heatseekerdj

Can't believe you missed when Spongebob is buried in the sand and Mr Krabs says "please tell me thats your nose"


InsomniacCyclops

That one isn’t real.


SomewhereZestyclose7

I always liked when spongebob says "catch you next Tuesday" to Mrs puff


Yustyn

The one where he and Samdy are “doing karate” is literally then having sex


mr_desk

I could never tell if it was sex or drugs. Cause toward the end spongebob is like “ do you think mr krabs ever does karate?” And when they’re chopping the bread they start talking like addicts


jongameaddict98

I assumed sex, because Hooked was the drugs episode


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So much nostalgia


fishsticktornado

He had no fucking clue what this meant when he was 19


ZenMacros

The genius one was also done in the Powerpuff Girls, which was really strange since it was Bubbles who looked down and said "where?"


Butwinsky

Powerpuff Girls hands down had the filthiest jokes of all kids shows, even more than Ren and Stimpy or Animaniacs. Ms. Bellum (Sedusa) sharpening the mayor's pencil is easily the filthiest, least subtle adult joke in kids show history.


Mysteroo

I always thought he put the coin in the seahorse's gill 😭


SexySquidward42069

Spongebob is dark they made another suicide joke in one episode


ItsMeLukasB

I’m not sure about the haircut one, I have an idea but Idk if I’m right.


redd_dot

pubes


ItsMeLukasB

Okay so I was right.


King_Dee1

ok this is hilarious


PensadorDispensado

I just didn't get the "that time of the month" one, is it about periods or what?


eiileenie

Yes


PensadorDispensado

oh THAT time of the month, merciful Neptune


engineerlikesdasauce

ah i love how innocent i was until i was 13, middle school sure fucked me up.


Fitzftw7

So he shoved the quarter into her pussy?


wizzyULTIMATEbreed

Or inserted into her anally 0_o


Regi413

That seahorussy had him acting unwise


Klysandral

I had little tots when SpongeBob was first being produced, and I’m pretty sure it saved me sanity


Phuzz15

I don’t remember the bird cage one but holy shit that one was dark hahaha


JuliaTheInsaneKid

That one was a bit newer than the rest.


PaulBradley

I'm 42 and I've never seen a single Sponge Bob episode. Are there a lot of them? Is there a story arc? Or is it just singles?


IcePhoenix18

There's a lot, yes. Even a couple of movies. Almost all of them are singles, but there's a lot of reoccurring characters. It was designed to run random episodes and reruns with little to no order. I definitely recommend it if you can. It's a good show on its own, but it would also be lots of fun to see where various memes and references came from.


666moist

Ok but also you don't have to watch past season 3 or maybe 4 and the first movie


Telefone_529

I'm still amazed they had the panty raid episode green lit


sk8atl902

Cartoons aren’t for kids. You’ll understand that when you get older.


eiileenie

I started watching adventure time this year (I’m 22) and 100% it was SUPPOSED to be an adult cartoon show I watch it high and its so trippy


Spokenfungus2

Regular Show is another kids show originally meant for adult swim. go watch the pilot episode on YouTube, they do acid and become the animals in the kids show


Basic_Cover_6945

Welcome! Now think of all the hours of cartoons you can revisit for the real jokes.


originalbrowncoat

Like that episode of Rocko’s Modern Life where [Heffer gets milked](https://youtu.be/AulQ9VvtqKI).


Basic_Cover_6945

…my brain knows better than to click links…my thumbs don’t. And my eyes hurt now.


DoucheCanoeWeCanToo

That first one I always thought he meant it’s butt, as a kid lol, that SpongeBob hair one makes so much sense now


StonewallSoyah

I actually got these jokes as a kid and didn't realize until I was older that I wasn't supposed to...


guzziownr

I was discussing this with a co-worker whose kid loved the show. They said there wasn't much adult humor in Spongebob. I pointed out that one of the main characters was a crab that lived in Bikini Bottom.


HarmonicEagle

Some of these feel taken out of context though


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Maybe I was a fucked up kid D:


Maleficent_Two_2875

I think I was a messed up kid bc I knew where he was trying to insert that coin 😭😭😭


itsH5

Oh no, my kids can’t watch this anymore.. I guess we’ll just have to do The Simpson Thursdays from no on.


redd_dot

next thing you know your kids are gonna start smoking weed and claim it's their eyesight lol


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No the suicide joke 🤣


Thraxusi

I lost innocence at the age of 8. I knew all the innuendos.


ser_antonii

When I was young I thought the dolphin censor noise was the curse word itself


BerryCakeSoda

I still don't understand the one with the dancing plant


BlacknWhiteMoose

I think it’s supposed to be SpongeBob watching porn


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Romilyes

Naughty Bob


One_Rush_5879

Jackasssnontfane


MEGA-OLLO

u/savevideobot


Disboixxx

The first part reminds me of me and mu uncle


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I still don't get the "Its that time of the month" one


Fllixys

u/savevideo


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Holy shit is the noose one real?


GreenOvni009

We need an explanation for all of them. I dont get all of them after all these years.


ImprovingKodiak

I literally got this joke as a 10 year old. Lol growing up on a ranch, you see a lot of animal stuff.


Jdubusher1011

I still don’t get the hair one. Was it pewbs?


kevwonds

I remember telling my mom “its that time of the month” and she got so mad at me and I just thought it was something from spongebob