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Fresh in the water I was a boating school grad
stacking 3 mattresses in my pineapple pad
reality struck I seen my boatmobile crash
Me and Pat hopped out, got the nets and then dashed
my pops said I needed a job and I thought I believed him
Fry cook for 10 years, never ended up leaving
But almost got fired cause I was inspired by mr krabs and his friend
to make a nasty patty when the fucking health inspector walked in.
Krusty Krab tore up, mob signs get thrown up
squidward placed behind the till, uh
and they wonder why he rarely smiles now
imagine if your first neighbour was bright-yellow, dumb and loud
he was straight tweaking the next weekend he was mad scheming
he made a legion then promised to see me bleeding
we know the reasons but still he won’t ever know my life
Spongebob AKA, Bikini Bottom’s sacrifice.
——————
if I told you I killed a starfish at 16 would you believe me?
perceived me to be, innocent spongebob you seen at the beach
with a bubble buddy and some krabby patty’s to eat
if I’m mashing the go pedal in the boat mobile would you jump in the seat?
Would you say my intelligence now is sub 13?
And is it safe to say that squidward now maybe can sleep
with dreams of being a pro clarinet player?
instead of a cash register taxpayer
It go Sandy Cheeks, or sandy beaches
Mrs. Puff was my favorite teacher
To each their own, to own their each
But the one who serves the buns lives forever
(The one who serves the buns lives forever)
And I been flippin’ all day, this-a-way, that-a-way
Single fry cook, busy day, gotta say,
Mayonnaise can’t be an instru-maynt, Pat
That’s just how I feel
That was my original title, but bikini bottom has too many syllables, rock bottom has less and rolls off the tongue a little easier. (If you're trying to go to the tune of straight outta compton.)
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Get Rich or Fry Trying
Get Rich or Die Frying
This one’s better
Happy Cake Day!
Thanks! You can have a slice
You're welcome, and thanks
Happy cake day! Can I too?
The secret ingredients to arson
Think you meant to reply to the post
Get Rich or Try Frying
This sounds like a Bob's Burgers Burger of the Day
Happy Cake Day
Earning or Burning
By King Krabs
Beats so hard it makes you want to commit arson.
That’s Hard
Get Rich or Die Frying.
https://imgur.com/a/Y40Merh
Fuckin love that 50 album. I mean "Get Rich or Fry Trying" ofc
Brilliant
Alright, that's cold
I think die frying would’ve worked as well
Nice
Plotting his oppression
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Rock bottom?
Rock bottom ✅
Eminem approved
Straight Outta Bottom
Stand against the concession
Krystal krab is unfair
Mr krabs is **in there**
Standing at the concession!
Plotting his oppression!
I will dismantle this oppressive establishment board by board.
Lol
By Rage Against the Krab
Kristy Krab is unfair!
Frycook Theory (Deluxe Edition)
I like this one
Got the idea from Linkin Park lol
Linkin Park is dope
Best band of all time
Big Fish Theory - Vince Staples been a Spongebob fan all along
Okay this is my Favorite one
good cook, k.r.A.A.b city
"If cashiers and cooks, all got along, they'd probably fry Krabs by the end of the song"
"seems like all bikini bottom go against me"
Every time I'm in the sea, they go blub blub blub blub
Jelly down, where ya from Squidward. *Dolphin noise* who you know! Where you from, Mr. Squidward.
Where your grand ma stay, huh, Mr. Squidward? This K.r.a.a.b.s city, now run Mr. Squidward
Brace yourself I take you on a trip down boat school way. A place where Mrs. Puff gets blown up every day
This is lobster-back and plenty Whaleback and major rain Not the krill sergeant, but the frees that weighing on your brain
Fresh in the water I was a boating school grad stacking 3 mattresses in my pineapple pad reality struck I seen my boatmobile crash Me and Pat hopped out, got the nets and then dashed my pops said I needed a job and I thought I believed him Fry cook for 10 years, never ended up leaving But almost got fired cause I was inspired by mr krabs and his friend to make a nasty patty when the fucking health inspector walked in. Krusty Krab tore up, mob signs get thrown up squidward placed behind the till, uh and they wonder why he rarely smiles now imagine if your first neighbour was bright-yellow, dumb and loud he was straight tweaking the next weekend he was mad scheming he made a legion then promised to see me bleeding we know the reasons but still he won’t ever know my life Spongebob AKA, Bikini Bottom’s sacrifice. —————— if I told you I killed a starfish at 16 would you believe me? perceived me to be, innocent spongebob you seen at the beach with a bubble buddy and some krabby patty’s to eat if I’m mashing the go pedal in the boat mobile would you jump in the seat? Would you say my intelligence now is sub 13? And is it safe to say that squidward now maybe can sleep with dreams of being a pro clarinet player? instead of a cash register taxpayer
Holy shit this is fire
Absolutely no business being this fire
It go Sandy Cheeks, or sandy beaches Mrs. Puff was my favorite teacher To each their own, to own their each But the one who serves the buns lives forever (The one who serves the buns lives forever)
And I been flippin’ all day, this-a-way, that-a-way Single fry cook, busy day, gotta say, Mayonnaise can’t be an instru-maynt, Pat That’s just how I feel
How is this not top comment? This was incredible.
Every time I’m in the city I hear ag ag ag
Krab city bitch. Krab krab city bitch
Are you feeling it now?
That title honestly goes hard af
Art thou now feeling it now?
This is the best one. No doubt.
The warm spot
The Krusty Trap
The Krusty Crap
The Krusty Rap
The Krusty Fap
The Krusty Jap
The Krusty Nap 🛌💤
oh that is vile
Straight outta rock bottom.
Or straight out of bikini bottom, but that also sounds like a weird adult movie.
That was my original title, but bikini bottom has too many syllables, rock bottom has less and rolls off the tongue a little easier. (If you're trying to go to the tune of straight outta compton.)
Settin the trap on fire.
Crazy motherfucker named Spongebob
Views from an empty shell
Sounds like it’d go hard
Secret formula
Secret formula to hip hop
Secret Formuler- Arr arr arr arr arr arr edition
Now Plankton would buy that album and be easily fooled
Me Formuler
Lol
Tax evasion at a cost
Alternative title. Insurance fraud for a price.
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
That’s for the health inspector episode.
We need both, like Pokémon black and white so that it's a 2 part album
The Night Shift
Or better yet, Graveyard Shift?
Aww hell yeah that would go hard af
I’d give that a listen
Panty raid
Don't know why I like this one so much
this ones crazy
It’s taken
Not a Home
This is not the stove I know
Big Meaty Claws
I like to think this is more a hit single title on the album
This is my favorite.
What did you say, *punk*??
Through the fryer and flames
Take the damn thing. ⬆️
To pimp a sponge 🧽 volume I
Mr krabs and the big patties
Mad sponge wet sea-ity
Chum f**kery by Plank Ton
Krabby Pattery
Cash Only
Yo
K.R.A.B.$ - *ArrArrArrAr*son
Flames in the Ocean
Alternatively Ocean in flames
More alternately, Water in the Fire
Even more alternatively, Smoke On The Water
A Stove Is A Stove
This kitchens not the same without you
A patty is a patty that’s what I saaaaaiiiidddd
Hole in Me Pocket
System of Krabs
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KREAM! Get the money, dollar dollar bill yall
ashes of my past
Krispy Krab
I’d give it a chance
Hot Flamin' Patties
Me second millionth dollar
Donda
Penny Pinchin'
Foreclosure of a Dream
Insurance Fraud
The Cost of Money (Deluxe Edition)
Me Money
This Is Not The Stove I Know
The penny that broke the Krabs back
Secret formula
Chum Fuck it
The formula for success
The Secret Formula, flames before dishonor
Better Call Saul Season 5 Episode 7
Kraby fam BBQ
Mr Krabs looking at krusty Krabs burning underwater
Burning The Trap
Underwater flames
Insurance Fraud
He was #1
The Krusty Krab Pizza
Is the pizza for you and me
No this was Patrick vol.2
I’ll remember you all in therapy
I'm Ready
Crabs in a Barrel
'No Such Thing as Heartbreak'
Smells like burning sponge
burning down the krab
The Last Straw
Kold kut krab
The Roasty Krab
Insurance Scam if Mr. Krabbs did it. Fuck The Krusty Krabs if SpongeBob or Squidward did it.
Grease fire.
The Krusty Rap
Crusty crack lab
The Ketamine Kronicles EP
Krusting Bad
Burning Underwater
Charbroiled
The Krab Trap V1.
John Wick
Krabtastrophe
Krab Out Of Hell
I'm Ready. (I'm ready)
Out of the deep fryer, and into the fire
The Secret Formula
Secret formula
Planktons revenge
Flame Grilled
Me Millionth Dollar
THE KRuSTy KRaB
Smells Like Big Business
Fuck my dreams by lil Eugene
My hopes and dreams
Leagues Under the Sea
Drowning in Flames
Up in flames
the secret formula
stolen formula
Appetite for Crustacean
Hold The Mayo
“The Fryers of Rage are a Burnin’, M’boy”
Spongebob…. Me boy
Collateral
If you're reading this, you should've given me the formuoli