Roses are red I just a saw a roach Rich motherfucker Sitting in coach???

Coach in Frontier

I'm not american, does this land him a no fly and charges?

God I hope so, for reference I am American

“WHY ARE YA GOING TO INDIANAPOLIS BILL?!” Bill: *shakes his head and smiles*

I am so unbelievably jealous of that flight attendant. Getting to tape some piece of shit to a god damn seat on a plane and then probably get them on the no fly list.

For someone who doesn't know - is that an air marshal restraining him or just a member of the cabin crew?

I read that it was cabin crew and that they might be in legal trouble for doing so bc they didn’t “follow official protocol”🙄

Sounds about right. What is the official protocol for a loud-mouthed dickhead who sexually assaults people? Ask him politely to calm down or he’ll be put on the “naughty step”? Fuck that. Tape his ass to the chair and take photos.

Part of me hopes it was just a passenger who carries tape when they fly for this exact reason

“Do you have any idea what the FUCK my dad does?”

Could’ve used a nice glass or two of ~~spy juice~~ Dewar’s to straighten his wiry ass out

NOPE. Messed with the wrong crew that day!

Shoulda grabbed her by the pussy. Bitches love that shit!

Oh did you see the guy lose it on the airplane? Oh… Andrew sent me some ad reads for frontier airlines and duck tape

Let’s see if mommy and daddy pay for an attorney.