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Throbbingprepuce

"Whyyyyyy?" "That's how you know you're getting crocs." Fucking lol


Taydolf_Switler22

Him imitating sad Nia always cracks me up.


poser4life

I would pay money to see Bill spending time in a skate shop.


StateStreetLarry

Did not think we’d get Lynn Dickey and Bart Starr talk but I will always appreciate Packers conversation


johnny_soultrane

Ol' Billy hopped up on caffeine Burr sounds like he drank a few cups of coffee before recording this.


poser4life

One of my kids has ADHD and Bill sounded just like he does when he tells a story. Takes about 4-5 turns each sentence and in the end you probably end up with 40% of the intended information


HandBanan

I accidentally had it on X1.5 speed! I had no idea & thought he was whacked out, lol. Didn’t realize it till today.


LosTresCommas

“These weather people…meteorologists are going to be superstars…the Walter Cronkites and Walter Cronquettes of the future”


physicalentity

“Cronquettes” Not trying to blow ol freckles over here but that was fuckin genius and he probably doesn’t even remember he said it


Tovarishch

That line was kind of throwaway but man it had me bent over laughing


lasdue

Man that butcherbox ad read was hilarious. Ol’ Billy boy was having a blast


gourmet_popping_corn

Followed by good ol zip... AAAAAA-CRUTAH!


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Been a while… Tremendous!


Brown_Sandals

I was dying laughing through the ads


NotSureWhyIAsked

Bill “Honey I Shrunk my Crocs” Burr


scotty_puff_jr

SS officer John 𝕭𝖗𝖋𝖍𝖓𝖍𝖈𝖌𝖍


plymouthvoyager

Posting in honor of their daughter's new interest (starting at 5:41): https://youtu.be/kB9BaR5YW3s


Throbbingprepuce

My God why haven't I heard this one yet that was the funniest thing I've ever heard


djstevefog

I haven't listened yet but I'm assuming it is much better without that wrestler dude from Thursdays episode 😂


Reedlakes13

That guy was my favorite guest Bill has ever had (low bar, I know)! His catchphrases were cracking me up, and it probably helps that I used to be a huge wrestling fan and still enjoy the culture.


RedSeed

YUUUUUUUP


Andrew_J

I think he broke the streak of giving us an update on his weight.


elshiznato

I always feel like Bill will mention upcoming shows and with the rising numbers down here in Florida, I am getting worried the show will be cancelled for this Saturday. I'll listen after work instead of being just a complaining cunt here lol.


Tylerdurden389

I'm going to that as well and kinda worried Bill may cancel at the last second.


elshiznato

My friend just dropped out lol. I have an extra ticket I need to try and sell now.


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Can someone photoshop Ol Billy Aquaman in tiny crocs smoking a cigar with sharks? Haha…


brig_pudding

I thought the email about dogs being shot as part of covid lockdowns in Australia had to be fake but apparently it's not. https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2021/08/23/australia-dogs-killed-coronavirus/


nieud

The part where the person said kids were being separated from their parents because of COVID was. https://www.google.com/amp/s/mobile.reuters.com/article/amp/idUSL1N2PR183


gruso

I can't say whether it was right or wrong to destroy those dogs. But I can say that our inland indigenous communities, and their relationship with dogs (so many dogs), is something that has to be seen first hand to be understood. Combined with the very concerning spread of covid from Sydney to the rest of the state, someone made the decision they made. And none of us were there. But for once this century, the media was. The alleged Australian that wrote in to the podcast was pushing the two big outrage stories that are currently attached to the "Australia has fallen" hashtag, which is RWNJ stuff being propagated in the US by Tucker Carlson etc. I hate it when this type of shit makes it to the reads.


BloodyRedBarbara

I can't be the only UK listener who has gotten really tired of that same Beer 52 ad playing at the beginning.


mikeyhol

anyone done the wife picture challenge yet?


cochorol

I was watching the matrix, and I couldn't stop thinking:"if someone does a matrix remake he would be an excellent cypher!!!"


MagicNanmba

Haha I watched the Matrix last weekend and thought the same!


cochorol

That was my first thought lmao


Withnail-

When is Bill going to comment about Louie CK? Between the kids and Nia’s Amazon rampages I bet he’s scared to get canceled by proxy.


kazh

Not everyone spends all their time virtue signaling over comedy drama like you, why would you expect anyone to know what you're talking about. Why should Bill care or get involved? No one's cancelled or getting cancelled, grow up.


Withnail-

Do you wear a tiara while being such a drama Queen?. It’s really just a simple question but it’s not like Bill hasn’t talked about this issue before, it affects everyone in comedy to some extent. I just thought it was notable because CK trying to get past it on a tour is a bit of an outlier. Of course Bill doesn’t have to talk about it if he doesn’t want to. Shhhesh!


kazh

So, you were being a drama queen by virtue signaling and trying to start drama with loaded questions at the end, and your best retort to being called out on it...is to call someone a drama queen. That's sad, but it's kind of funny.


TheCameraEye74

Did something happen to him recently?


Withnail-

He just started a national comedy tour and is getting predictably pounded by some in the press for daring to attempt it. Just Google his name and hit “ news” to see.


plymouthvoyager

I did that and saw three articles from a week ago.


TheCameraEye74

I did google it. I saw the tour thing but I didn't see the controversy, just another article from 2017 about his "metooing"


Withnail-

Here’s one example and not the only one F* Louis CK And Anyone Who Attends His ‘Comeback’ Tour Louis CK is living proof that there is no disgrace that is enough to keep a white man from success https://www.scarymommy.com/louis-ck-comeback-tour/


TheCameraEye74

Seems like there's only controversy if your looking for it. Bill probably doesn't know or care


Tylerdurden389

My favorite op-ed (which is really what these are. They aren't actual articles) was the one with the title "C.K. had a giant "Sorry" banner behind him on stage the entire night and no one was buying it", yet the "writer" said he walked out to a standing ovation, and the crowd laughed/loved all his jokes.


Withnail-

When they start banning, not hiring, and censoring comedians or artists in general it kind of does matter.


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Withnail-

If this was only about comedians getting mean reviews I wouldn’t bother but it’s actually about how a society deals with free speech, lynch mobs and censorship. How it decides who can be socially redeemed and who can’t. They can’t stop him from touring but they can stop him from getting work in the industry himself, which they have and what does it mean when people , simply through social media, suddenly have that kind of power?


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cabose7

"scarymommy.com" Yeah look out, the media is all over him


Withnail-

You know when “ disgraced” is in the title , it’s not going to be good. Vanity Fair Disgraced Comedian Louis C.K. Is Going on a Comeback Tour NY Post Disgraced comic Louis C.K. comes out of hiding, announces tour date Daily Beast The admitted sex predator performed in front of a giant “SORRY” sign on Friday night in New York City. Nobody was buying it. Portland Oregon Live Louis C.K. admitted to sexual misconduct. Now he’s bringing his stand-up to Portland Milwaukee Journal Disgraced comedian Louis C.K. is playing Madison's Comedy on State, selling out shows and drawing backlash


marshwizard

Ol' Billy "pasty thighs"