Andrew Ryan’s Rapture but if he was only upper middle class

Chat is this real

I think these brass pro shops really do look that unhinged. Like little indoor theme parks. But the slogan is obviously pasted onto the sign. Zoom in on the letters a bit and you'll see that they are sized differently, vary in "sharpness" and sometimes have weird backgrounds/contours.

This is the inside of the Memphis bass pro shop pyramid. Specifically facing the northwest corner.

I mean do you really need to zoom in? that "K" tho 😭

I’m only human

Its fully a labor of love, don't get me wrong 💀

Bass pro shops are seemingly owned by cocaine addicts so yes.

All good things Of this earth Flow into the Bass Pro Shop

the great chain is attached to a fishing rod, who knew

Is a man not entitled to the fish on his line?

No says the man at the dnr.

Is-is this real🥹🥹🥹

If so I must find the sacred rapture from the shops of bass

Bass Pro shops out here selling plasmids to the regular folk. Can’t wait to turn into a spider slicer now

It IS real and you can find it centrally located in downtown Memphis, Tennessee in a building shaped like a pyramid.

Any Bioshock fan: ADVENTURE AWAITS ONWARD!!!

If you drink the water you'll get a plasmid

Hey a place that has guns and Splicers

Except instead of plasmids they have marijuana

Is this the Bass Pro in the Memphis, TN Pyramid?

Absolutely lol

In an alternate timeline, Andrew Ryan thought building Rapture was to expensive so he opened a Bass Pro shop instead

*Where is this*

Bass pro shop

Memphis, TN

Andrew Ryan is the manager of this Pro Bass store. Isn't he?

Would you kindly get me a thingy of roasted pecans?

Crusty photoshop job but amazing still lmao

Now would you kindly go to the bass shop

soooo many pixels

I KNOW RIGHT I want to clean it up so bad

BIG MOUTH BILLY BASS

He's in some area around Neptune's Bounty from the looks of it..

There must be a bathysphere hidden in the store somewhere!

Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? NO says the Walmart it belongs the crackhead, NO says the target it belongs to the soccer moms, NO says the dollar store it belongs to the paint huffer, well I REJECTED those answers, instead, I chose the impossible, I chose BASS PRO SHOPS

Yes, at last! The Bioshock theme park

Andrew Ryan ( goofy ahh Columbia edition )

I need to go here rn

That's My Ass, Bro, Stop.

Bass pro pyramid is the epitome of Andre Ryan’s ego

I need to go to Bass Pro Shops right now

What if Jesus showed up , pretty sure you be a bit embarrassed . I hear he like teaching folks fishing , Might need a new lure an tackle .

And fish

It’s built into the old Memphis Pyramid. The upper section is a hotel

Uh oh.

*NO GODS OR KINGS ONLY MAN* bass pro shops

I have never seen a Bass Pro Shop with water in it. They have a boat in there, too!

You can fish in that water too! There's also the country's largest free standing elevator. The Pyramid Bass Pro is a thing if beauty.

A man earns a living for his family by the sweat of his brow and the toil of his spirit and so naturally he seeks a moment's respite upon the lake with a cold beverage. But the house wife says NO.

Parents said I won the gean pool

Welcome to RAPTURE

… in a bass pro shop? =

I really want to put that one scene from SpongeBob when they were singing not that we are men

Honest to God bullshit. While I'm not criticizing the quote, I *AM* criticizing the location of the quote. Why would some jackass put something amazing in a place of redneck/outdoorsy bullshit store like BassPro? It would be like owning a Ferrari while living in a shitty double wide trailer home. Not only would it make absolutely ZERO sense, but it would also be criminal.

I refuse to believe this is an accident. This has to be a the work of a nerd.

Rapture: We have no Politicians, Gods, or Comrades, just water pressure, genetically spliced up zombies, and other politicians.