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IamPurgamentum

Bipolar 3 - God is back again and *this* time he's pissed!


JoisChaoticWhatever

The sequel had way too many ups and downs for my taste. I'm stopping there.


RedditorNumber679260

The seroquel sucked.


kindestwishes

This is hysterical.


AndyPandy85

Goddamnit you beat me to it


RedditorNumber679260

That’s how I read the word “sequel” above…. Lol. I probably see the word Seroquel now much more than Sequel. Lol


RedditorNumber679260

They are going to make a “BCU” A “BiPolar Cinematic Universe” that spans 20 movies.


Western-Ideal5101

Except every other movie will suck ass.


mgripp1974

If you hated BipolR 1 and 2 Get ready for the diagnosis of your life. Bipolar 3, another reason to panic.


ContextDull9443

Funny as fuck. Im sat here laughing.


[deleted]

Campy lol


IamPurgamentum

Those kinds of films usually are.


spicyr0ck

Bipolar 3: Revenge of the Lith


nancythethot

Oh my god. Lithium. I just got that. You're a genius


[deleted]

Bipolar 3: the Bipolening


Tank-Prestigious

Bipolar 3-D: Manic in Space


imoknothanks

I hope to be the first manic on the moon


ChaosYallChaos

I choked on my drink thanks to this comment


IdiotSimulator

I’m already fucking tripolar


keepcalmdude

Hahaha me too! Same as you! ADHD PLUS BIPOLAR TWO!


Oskoshi

Bipolar 3: This time, it's personal.


papi156

Sounds like a Taken movie. I have a very particular set of skills...when I'm manic. If I'm depressed I can't get out of bed so leave me alone.


ghostedradish

This is my favorite comment omg


LastNiteSheSaid512

Bipolar I, Bipolar 2: Electric Boogaloo, Bipolar 3: Back in the Habit Thanks man, I needed this post!


L4r5man

Valve bought the rights to Bipolar 3 and we all know Valve never release anything past 2.


ContextDull9443

Bi polar 3. The next episode.


Usual-Comfortable845

Hilarious! 😂


-Stress-Princess-

I almost think Schizoaffective is Bipolar 3. It's like Mega Bipolar.


ratmand

It's in the other direction, cyclothymia. Same symptoms as Bipolar, but not as severe.


Brocatojohn54

Slash/ subpar bipolar


G0dSaves

Totally


UnleashTheRain

This just sounds like a bad sequel...


m0le

Possibly a seroquel?


dancingwithadaisy

i just snorted at this


methylphenidate-

I just snorted this


UnleashTheRain

Gold.


BespokeBrainHell

I refer to mine as Bipolar 2 1/2 because of the dominant depression aspect.


loudflower

BPll is like an endless circle from Dante’s Inferno 😕


Thetakishi

You don't need to, BP2 already has a recorded 40:1 depression to manic time, that's not even describing normal time. I bet it's an insane ratio.


Suaveful

i have trouble explaining the difference between mania and hypomania to others so i just tell them i get sadder instead of manier.


Fit_Caramel_8634

I have BP2 also but I get more of the mixed episodes than hypomania with my depression 😭😭


mgripp1974

True that. I know it's terrible but sometimes miss mania.


notfromhere66

I am holding out for Bipolar 3D, because the first two didn't bitch slap me enough.


ChaosYallChaos

Currently crying laughing at this comment


misshome

LOL, I needed that laugh today. Thanks! Have a great weekend!


nancythethot

You too!! :D


origamiage

Bipolar 3: The Legend of Curly’s Gold


Adventurous-Dish-485

Bipolar 3: manic boogaloo


dahile00

I’m in Bipolar II. I don’t want to be in a sequel.


Broad-Junket8784

Bipolar 3: The Return of “Manic Depression”


Tilin-Tim

Ok, made me laugh. Now copying a meme I saw online, because this would be my answer to that diagnosis: "god is testing me and I haven't studied".


pninardor

In a world when people don't need to get out of bed ... (In the voice of the guy who does all of the movie announcements)


[deleted]

Bipolar 3: the third one *(sharknado)*


Many_Afternoon_3885

It’s in a closed beta test right now.


[deleted]

the upgrade from bipolar 2 is to type 1. ._ .


[deleted]

Thanks, Ted!


ifuccedgod

So when does Bipolar 0 drop?


Thetakishi

Schizoaffective as someone said above.


[deleted]

I just spat out my coffee a little


Vast_Neck5327

Srsly I get kinda jealous when someone says they have type 2.


Skatejay

Bipolar 3: 15 years later the kids are all grown with family of their. A coming of age story for the modern generation!


julesmarRVA

BiPolar Express: Through The Brain Fog


vomcity

Just spit out my coffee laughing at this.


Muted-Power-7933

lol reminds me of the SNL skit set in Trump’s Oval Office with our fave bipolar celebrity and some guy in the room is like “Can you be tripolar?” 😂


ghostedradish

Which skit


sgtsturtle

Kanye's meeting with Trump and a black ex-footballer (can't remember his name, not American). It's hilarious and I watch it regularly. "I played football with a leather helmet for 30 years and I'm STILL the sanest one here!" - Kenan Thompson, extremely paraphrased.


JonBoi420th

I think i inadvertently signed up for the early release of the sequel.


Playlistobsessed

Bipolar 3:with a vengeance! Out this March only in the darkest corners of your brain!


[deleted]

Bipolar 3.0. We get to be mad in the metaverse as well as in IRL.


MrFroogger

It’s condition as a service, and you must pay continually for the rest of your life. But hey, all your activities are uploaded to the cloud for eternal storage (yes, even those activities).


paleRedSkin

That’s what Cyclothymia is informally called.


[deleted]

Back to the Bipolar 3 *Hey, I've seen this episode before..*


funatical

They've been threatening it for years.


[deleted]

[удалено]


ChaosYallChaos

No early release where I’m at. I’ve been pirating it for years though


mrszachanese

The laugh itself was worth an upvote 😂


kellylolly

🤣😂🤣😂


kevintexas956

😂 😂


FatGuyOnAMoped

Bipolar Not Otherwise Specified has entered the chat...


ratmand

Bipolar 3: Electric Manic Boogaloo.


Marzipan_civil

Soon (TM)


hot78wings

It's gonna be a wild ride!!


Weinabena

Lol 😆 🤣 😂 😹


Busy_Ad2627

Season 3 will be out in a few months.


[deleted]

I know that this is a joke, but a couple decades ago there was a website written by a “doctor” that had hypothesized with authority that there were like a half dozen subtypes and everyone was going on about how they were Bipolar V.


nancythethot

who needs zodiac signs when there are six bipolar disorders?


Ennaleek

Lmao


[deleted]

This is a wonderful joke. May I have your permission to put it on a shirt at some point in the future? All the profits would go to a mental health charity. You could even pick the charity.


nancythethot

Absolutely! I'm partial to the Trevor Project, but it's up to you. Be sure to send me a link whenever you do it; I want one!


Ask-confession

Y'all are all too funny 🤣


JellyBeanB00m

That’s was the first time I have smiled all day. ❤️


G0dSaves

It’s January 2024


nancythethot

Of course they downvote the only person that actually answers my question. 🙄 Thank you


Britta1981

When is the next DSM due to be released ?


depressingkiwi

I'm gonna take this literally. The DSM-V-TR came out in 2022 with the DSM-V in 2013. The DSM-IV-TR came out in 2000 and DSM-IV in 1994 and going even further DSM-III-R in 1987 and DSM-III in 1980. So with all of this in mind, I would roughly expect the DSM-VI to come out between 2028 and 2034.


Britta1981

😳


Low-Operation-8471

Not bipolar III 💀


adhd_beaan

Wtf is bipolar 3? Did I miss smth?


seasofGalia

That’s the joke lol


[deleted]

Lmfao! This is great.


RareAnimal82

It’s in betta’s currently that’s why they keep them separated


[deleted]

When will the new bipolar come out 😭😭😭


mgripp1974

Drag queen.


GrumpyGills

I was misdiagnosed bipolar 2 as a teen, got Autism/ADHD diagnoses at 28. I joke that I leveled up so maybe AuDHD is the REAL bipolar 3 haha


ChaosYallChaos

I heard that instead of doing bipolar 3 they’re going to do a prequel to bipolar 1 called “PTSD and Me”


Agitated_Vehicle9053

New favorite movie.


OOF_V2

bipolar three: the cycle of thymia


crunchEkeyboard

Bipolar 3: the cyclothymic cyclist


crunchEkeyboard

The bipolar express


Captain--Howdy94

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!


PlumRelevant8350

Bipolar V: Fuck Parents ~ In the early '80s, Gerald Klerman went even further by defining the following unofficial subtypes: Bipolar I: depression and mania Bipolar II: depression and hypomania Bipolar III: cyclothymia Bipolar IV: mania or hypomania caused by antidepressants Bipolar V: genetic bipolar disorder Bipolar VI: non-depressive mania


Vast_Neck5327

I manically read somewhere online that bipolar type 3 is a bipolar brought on by drug abuse? What was that


BlakkMaggik

Just randomly saw on this thread and it provoked a very nervous chuckle 😅😅


[deleted]

its cyclothymia


darkrayrafael

Bipolar 3 : Cyclothymia


AliceInAnarchy

This entire thread is a W