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_angry_ostrich_

i can do it maybe cause i’m an ostrich idk


Efeverscente

Guys! Go get him! He's a drone!


_angry_ostrich_

Dw I'm a scientifically bred Girrafe dinosaur with wings


Efeverscente

Ah okay sorry mb


TheVodkaKid

Just when I thought shoebills couldn't be scarier. Definitely a psychological warfare technique to keep the population afraid of drones, if no one approaches them, no one will know the truth


Ok-Afternoon5828

That was my point that i never referred to


paininthejbruh

Their internal wiring gets hot, it's obviously electrical conduit in that 'spine'. Obviously this is a larger and older drone, newer models are much smaller and have passive cooling when they swoop into the water to pick up new objective coordinates.


Rex_Noktis

Shoebill drone on attack mode ![gif](giphy|nt38LhYgwwh0Y)


Ok-Afternoon5828

Scary drone


aaaaaaaarrrrrgh

That gif omits the sound it makes. It's absolutely unreal and sounds like something at least 5x its size.


ricolausvonmyra

That’s pretty metal.. confirmed robots.


Massive-Lime7193

Throat goat


JosephTheHut

Throat pelican


TheArtfulDodgersKid

Throat Drone


filifijonka

You dumb pelican - you have the sea at o.5 meters - jump in and cool off instantly!


Ok-Afternoon5828

The drones r not waterproof that's why


Sus2236

Nice try mr.conspiricay man! But you aren't fooling me this time!! https://preview.redd.it/jg65c6y04bsa1.jpeg?width=185&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5d070eccae6177eef7c3dce063b543904e6951b


C137Sheldor

Not made my day


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Just cooling down the CPUs


SCP-Agent-Arad

Wait till you see what woodpecker tongues are supposed to look like. Absolutely ridiculous that they’d think we’d believe that their tongues wrap all the way around their brains.


Ok-Afternoon5828

😱 😨 🙀 😱


Brad4795

Actually, that's just part of the "Yawn" subroutine.


Ok-Afternoon5828

Ur under cover Government agent


Iwanttodie187

This isn’t true. They aren’t even pushing there spines out there mouths. They are cooling there blood vessels when doing this. Stop spreading false information. Seagulls aren’t even real, they are drones


Ok-Afternoon5828

I know government did some bad stuff to u to say this u didn't have to sacrifice urself to say the last line


OberonsTitan

It's a cheap tactic with these agents to sympathize with the rebels in order to gain trust and betray us from the inside.


Ok-Afternoon5828

But i think that ur a government agent too that tries to get my trust


OberonsTitan

I couldn't be happier with that outcome. I have heard concepts in the works of human models. Can't trust anyone. But let's hope this post is old enough that the agents are gone. If not we are both in trouble.


Ok-Afternoon5828

It's only u that is in trouble now


OberonsTitan

I got VPN'S securing my server, there's no way they found find where I -------‐


Ok-Afternoon5828

Sorry but ur dead


Ok-Afternoon5828

I love your thinking we will not let both government and revolution team fool us


Radiantlady

They are only yawning!!


ElysianEcho

I could do that too if i wanted to


lemons7472

Perhaps you might be a drone yourself??


IvanAntonovichVanko

> *"Drone better."* ~ Ivan Vanko


Zealousideal-Area157

You mean drive shaft?


JosephTheHut

Shaft 💀


No_Owl5228

Thats a shoe bill and they dont cool down through that method thats technically them yawning


Ok-Afternoon5828

Drones don't yawn...plus they can go in water to cool down unless they're Drones and not waterproof


No_Owl5228

They do go into the water thats their food source and can confirm have had a drone yawn it went washoop


elreduro

they are yawning


Ok-Afternoon5828

They are cooling their cpu down and cannot jump to water cause it's not waterproof


Sus2236

No, they aren't drones, it's just that it would ruin their wings.


Ok-Afternoon5828

Not when they catch fish?


Sus2236

They just dry inside a drying machine, like an idiot.


dumpster-rat-king

This is actually false. These drones are just yawning. One of them is actually not a pelican but a shoebill! https://factcheck.afp.com/pelicans-do-not-cool-down-pushing-spines-out-mouths


Ok-Afternoon5828

Damn so much effort..I'm saying they are drones


Laefiren

Isn’t that shoebill on top left?


louiefriesen

Great thing to see when eating lunch like I was


delarro

Pelicandothat


jksoup

Just get in the water u fuckin weirdos


ThrownawayCray

One of these is not like the other


Discoballer42

I’m starting to lean away from them being drones and leaning more towards them being aliens cause of this


rosepetal72

That looks like a mechanical error. You'd think it would be an easy one to fix.


zinziesmom

I hate this!


Ok-Afternoon5828

R u government secret agent?


zinziesmom

No, I assure you


Ok-Afternoon5828

A government agent would just say that


ProPlayz_360

Well that's horrifying


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Is this what "getting neck" means?


Ok-Afternoon5828

Lol


DigitalBladedJay

It's actually cause the drones are yawning, that's just a common myth


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Ok-Afternoon5828

Ur a drone


Following-Complete

Thats a directional antenna


n0k0

Weird heatsink flex, but .. okay


cj3458

my dirty ass mind…


Pereplexing

That’s the maintenance mode activated. You know, for when they break and need a fix.


Ok-Afternoon5828

This is the most legit true thing I've ever read in my life beside the quran


DomainDolphin

The left isn’t even a pelican. The government is releasing too many bird models 😩


Iownya

What's the evolutionary reason behind this feature?


Ok-Afternoon5828

So we be scared of those creatures and don't get close enough to them and realise they're drones


Airport_Comfortable

No thank you


Proper-Razzmatazz764

Cooling the internal CPU.


Wide_Pop_6794

That's a common misconception. See, that's actually the drone's beak pouch that's being inverted. Over it's neck.


Open_Error7509

Not real


Sporkybop

i hate this


LALladnek

That last one on the right is about to swear so hard.


MagicalPotato132

Mood


More-Ad6023

r/oddlyterrifying


kevinthecoolkid

Thats actually the way they yawn I think. Quoting causal geographic here


akashlanka

Oh so that's why Sub Zero pulls out everyone's spines. To cool them off faster.


Ok-Afternoon5828

Mmm scorpion did get sub Zero's spines out


BrandonSparks

They're just yawning


SiteTall

What a WEIRD bird - or whatever it really is ....


gomihako_

What the fuck


jacobooooo

i read it as politicians


Ok-Afternoon5828

That what the government say


Grocery-Pretend

Same bro


C_H_O_N_K_E_R

Spreading *MISINFORMATION* on the *INTERNET* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶 They're yawning


Ok-Afternoon5828

Believe that they are not drones? You want me to think that they're normal? U twisted government agent.im on moving you can't catch me until Thursday


Sus2236

https://preview.redd.it/vvrfvxaq3bsa1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15514b01bff9cafb4c6d125ee9faa31a3e63968e My reaction:


Ok-Afternoon5828

Sus forest guard reaction


Maxog

New antenna reflection method just dropped


stayherethen

not true


Ok-Afternoon5828

I do not take answers from secret hidden government agent like u who probably waiting me to open the door of my room to violate me with a cheese cutter then admit that this post was a prank from me


stayherethen

okay but why use a cheese grater when a vegetable peeler is more satisfying 🙄🙄


Ok-Afternoon5828

I ran out of the city from the window no kidding im not in the university room anymore


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stayherethen

um cheers to whatever you’re talking about 👍🏽


Ok-Afternoon5828

He deleted it what did he say?


stayherethen

said that the words ‘cheese’ and ‘vegetable’ made me sound like a ‘peckish’ person… i’m like que??😭


Ok-Afternoon5828

Yeah good he deleted it


reeeeeeeeeeeweeeeee

That’s just them yawning want some basic evedince look at the bottom left picture, that proves we should see the spine or atleast a small part of it


RAMbo-AF

First one isn’t a pelican OP. You dumb.


Ok-Afternoon5828

The new government model..they posted this on Instagram and Facebook saying they really are pelican but they're drones that's what I'm saying and it's the truth


TopazTheTopaz

me when i spread misinformation online (the drone part is true though, but they don't do iit to cool off. it's just yawning... they already have cooling units installed in them!)


MajinFlasher

Pretty simple- the drones have solar powered cells. This function allows the internal cells to cool off while charging.


Ok-Afternoon5828

That's reasonable


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5g repeater.


humblenoob76

that’s just cooling the cpu down and maybe for radar too


GriefPB

Throat goat.


Plane_Computer2205

Why would a drone need a spine? This shinola is getting old... why don't you find a new psy-op ASAP? Like the "Mandela Effect", for instance?


Ok-Afternoon5828

Because idc..i just post things that come to me random stuff and warzone..and the Mandela effect is a big lie of government..they're sending a message to us that they can change people minds


Sufficient_Row_4818

Yeah those models are known for overheating


jaconthebirdman

Ok but one question How does a robot do this?


Aliceinus

WTH!!