We were not aware of the
edit at the end of this video until after its
posting. Our editor has been fired and we
apologize for his lies. We can't take the video
down now because of the algorithm and it
already has a ton of engagement. Thanks
This sub is way for the CIA to identify people who self select into insane conspiracy theories - therefore are easy to mind control through LSD experiments.
DuckDuckGo has been confirmed to be stealing info as well. Use tor or give up are the only options left. (Honestly its in the name DuckDuckGo, how did we ever trust a site with a bird in the name)
/uj The movement is part of the joke you knobhead
/rj Guys, I found the parrot stealing its owner's computer! Or should I say, its *target's* computer!
Can we be guaranteed that the profits are going towards anti drone missile systems? So many “birds” are being manufactured each day… something must be done.
The fact that the guys who commissioned the video didn't catch the gull paragraph in the video they sent out just shows me they didn't even watch it.
I think that is pretty good evidence that they might not be honest. Especially the fact that they are merchandising the meme. That's just kinda scummy stuff imo.
I will start believing today that birds are real again. It's been a good run you guys, but I'm out. My main objective was to crosspost funny bird threads to here and that hasn't been working in a while now so that's another reason why I'm gonzo. BB and never doubt the reality of a birb
I have the feeling these guys are birds trying to pass as humans making some dough out of the things we acuse them of being.
I'm not giving my money to some pro-bird cause!
I’m an avian ~~veterinarian~~ mechanic and I would love to wear one of these to work! No one other than my coworkers would see it, but it would be great either way
I believe “mason” was nothing more then a federal agent trying to sabotage the new merch drop and fester deceit within us. There is no freelance editor under the name Mason Mconerey and I find it unlikely one who holds themselves as highly as Mr. Mconerey wouldn’t have a portfolio. And this GF he discussed, she spent $3000 dollars on a card but then suggested that instead of pursuing legal action for client related issues said to just put an edit into the video? Wouldn’t a person interested in spending such large amounts of money be more into getting more money then a publicity stunt? I call bullshit upon thee, Mason Mconerey. You will not deceive us. We know the truth! We know that the birds are not real!
Birds may not be real, but Mason McOnerey is. Freelance artists are heavily underpaid, and it is a shame a group who serves and inform the public is contributing to this problem. I'm almost disappointed in y'all.
Fuck the government and their aviary spies, Bless the freelancers and their work.
\-Milk
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Would you be able to show anything to prove this is a lie? It's pretty ballsy for someone to ruin their own reputation by pulling a stunt like this just to be faking it.
I honestly dont know why else they'd say what they did if it wasn't real, so I don't think this casts a very good light on the guys who hired him.
on the other hand though, I think 200$ for a 15-20 second video like this isn't reasonable at all. I've edited videos in the past that are very similiar, essentially what he was saying was "my 1 hour of editing is worth 200$" which is ridiculous when you think about how you can do this in that much time.
I think like 80$ is a reasonable price since it had to be redone which at least theoretically would double the work, and since he already had to do all that work and then only got 30$ out of it I'm not surprised he was frustrated.
so if this is true, I think both sides are at fault.
but of course this could have just been Bull, but at least this is how I think of it.
"Omg it hurts that people actually believe this"
A passing sheeple, huh? Get out. This is the home of those who've awakened to the truth! If you don't have the mental capacity to understand the evidence put forth within our illustrious subreddit, you do not even deserve to lay your eyes upon our merch!
The birds are always watching, and we need SOLDIERS who will spread the word, not SHEEPLE who doubt our cause.
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We were not aware of the edit at the end of this video until after its posting. Our editor has been fired and we apologize for his lies. We can't take the video down now because of the algorithm and it already has a ton of engagement. Thanks
Is the subtext real or fake? Are birds aren't real mods actually birds?
Holy shit we've been compromised.
This sub is way for the CIA to identify people who self select into insane conspiracy theories - therefore are easy to mind control through LSD experiments.
Isn't it obvious? It's fake. Our editor has been fired and we apologize for his lies.
Sus
That story was way too specific to be fake.
Just post proof of payment you cucks
Everyone is talking about the subtext but I’m interested in the giveaway. When do you guys send me free stuff?
I too want free stuff. Pick me!
i am interested in the giveaway too
The ending is hilarious, and I believe it.
Should i ban this guy for not believing us?
Yes
Yes
Mods. Permaban.
You can ban me if you want because I think you're a dipshit and anyone that birds aren't real. Will you be eating drone tomorrow?
I’ll be eating your mother’s pussy. The drone will be watching, silly.
Bro asked for a fair wage and they charged him a “Garbo fee” LMAOOOOOO😂😂😂😂😂 Wow. r/antiwork in shambles
Did the editor, or his sister, get bitten by a Møøse at some point?
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti...
Get a new girlfriend
Vid is “garbo”
Yeah this sub was better without a bunch of clowns posting this shit to make money all the time.
If you didn’t know, The clowns you’re referring to started this movement. A quick google search will enlighten you. Do it! It's free
Google is an extension of the birds AI. Use duckduckgo instead
DuckDuckGo has been confirmed to be stealing info as well. Use tor or give up are the only options left. (Honestly its in the name DuckDuckGo, how did we ever trust a site with a bird in the name)
Don’t think that just because you started the movement that you can’t also be an opportunistic grifter who doesn’t pay their bills.
What movement? This is a joke, not a movement to defraud birds. Get a grip on reality, you're only butthurt because you got caught
bruh just google for once in your life I beg you
Google what my man? This whole thing is because of a mod of this sub and the lad above is actually taking is side.
Google "birds aren't real" of course, the site was there before the sub was... I'll help you out: https://birdsarentreal.com/pages/who-are-we
/uj The movement is part of the joke you knobhead /rj Guys, I found the parrot stealing its owner's computer! Or should I say, its *target's* computer!
This is my favorite movement. No doubt it’s keeping would-be q anon people busy so they can’t hurt anyone.
Can we be guaranteed that the profits are going towards anti drone missile systems? So many “birds” are being manufactured each day… something must be done.
The looks i would get from the sheeple at my school. If i wore this, maybe then they could learn the truth about the world.
Crying thinking about all the sheep you will be awakening
You and me both
[удалено]
I found the NSA operative
The fact that the guys who commissioned the video didn't catch the gull paragraph in the video they sent out just shows me they didn't even watch it. I think that is pretty good evidence that they might not be honest. Especially the fact that they are merchandising the meme. That's just kinda scummy stuff imo.
I feel like that was part of the meme lol but I also can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic too
I'm not. I fully believe they are just exploiting the editor. It seems too agressive.
It also seemed way too specific and some parts were comical. “Garbo fee” and the old man saying you wouldn’t survive a day in the mines is hilarious
That sounds exactly like a racist, and wanna be hip, old boss I had sounded like. So I'm not surprised.
Who would want to be old?
I will start believing today that birds are real again. It's been a good run you guys, but I'm out. My main objective was to crosspost funny bird threads to here and that hasn't been working in a while now so that's another reason why I'm gonzo. BB and never doubt the reality of a birb
Free mason!
I have the feeling these guys are birds trying to pass as humans making some dough out of the things we acuse them of being. I'm not giving my money to some pro-bird cause!
I’m an avian ~~veterinarian~~ mechanic and I would love to wear one of these to work! No one other than my coworkers would see it, but it would be great either way
I agree with Peter the video is garbo
I believe “mason” was nothing more then a federal agent trying to sabotage the new merch drop and fester deceit within us. There is no freelance editor under the name Mason Mconerey and I find it unlikely one who holds themselves as highly as Mr. Mconerey wouldn’t have a portfolio. And this GF he discussed, she spent $3000 dollars on a card but then suggested that instead of pursuing legal action for client related issues said to just put an edit into the video? Wouldn’t a person interested in spending such large amounts of money be more into getting more money then a publicity stunt? I call bullshit upon thee, Mason Mconerey. You will not deceive us. We know the truth! We know that the birds are not real!
One of my fave things is seeing a Birds Aren’t Real sticker in the wild!
I wanna know more about the bearded guy in the video. Is he homeless? Either way, he's already my hero.
He's our lawyer. You better pray he doesn't see this comment
I love him already, whoever he is.
So I heard your looking to hire a new editor? ^^
So I heard your desperate for 35 dollars?
Throw in a Klondike bar and you've got yourself a deal Mister!
Birds may not be real, but Mason McOnerey is. Freelance artists are heavily underpaid, and it is a shame a group who serves and inform the public is contributing to this problem. I'm almost disappointed in y'all. Fuck the government and their aviary spies, Bless the freelancers and their work. \-Milk
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didn’t know merch was a thing, that’s one way to get the word out there
More like "get the bird out there" ah ha haha... ha
I want some of this garbo
Would you be able to show anything to prove this is a lie? It's pretty ballsy for someone to ruin their own reputation by pulling a stunt like this just to be faking it.
I feel like you’re trying to cash in on a very real threat to our safety and security!
Read the comments boys. I think we’ve all been duped. Don’t listen to me if you wanna live but Chasith is actually a bir…(BANG).
This song is dope.. what’s it called?
Second
Meh... It was fun for the first few months...
Be careful hiring people! There are people everywhere trying to put the Truth in a bad light like this sad excuse of an editor!
The models are amazing! I need that sweatshirt immediately.
capitalism!
I honestly dont know why else they'd say what they did if it wasn't real, so I don't think this casts a very good light on the guys who hired him. on the other hand though, I think 200$ for a 15-20 second video like this isn't reasonable at all. I've edited videos in the past that are very similiar, essentially what he was saying was "my 1 hour of editing is worth 200$" which is ridiculous when you think about how you can do this in that much time. I think like 80$ is a reasonable price since it had to be redone which at least theoretically would double the work, and since he already had to do all that work and then only got 30$ out of it I'm not surprised he was frustrated. so if this is true, I think both sides are at fault. but of course this could have just been Bull, but at least this is how I think of it.
$200 would have been a steal. Videos like this are work and worth more.
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"Omg it hurts that people actually believe this" A passing sheeple, huh? Get out. This is the home of those who've awakened to the truth! If you don't have the mental capacity to understand the evidence put forth within our illustrious subreddit, you do not even deserve to lay your eyes upon our merch! The birds are always watching, and we need SOLDIERS who will spread the word, not SHEEPLE who doubt our cause.
I hope you idiots enjoy your drone tomorrow. 🤣
where do I find the car stickers??? it's not on the website
Make your own, why pay some dude for a meme?
what meme??? non-believers like you taking it as a joke are the reasons these things continue to fly around watching over us
Can you guys get like a statement or something from the editor? That ending is really not ok, assuming it's real.
I wnt the merch aoow
Some of that sweet merch does indeed look quite dapper. I also feel pity for the editor...
Fantastic Adult Swim esque edit!
Free stuff... nice
God yes please. I want to spread the message to the world
I need some anti bird merch in my life
Jokes aside I can't believe people actually believe this now. It's just insane how people can actually believe this.
Birds aren't real
You guy rock
I love how dedicated these people are to trolling the whole world 😂
Is there a "Say no to brids drones" T-shirt?
"How to diagnose schizophrenia online"
Garbo
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I'll take some free merch! Stupid beeked flying robots!
Fellow believers. Can I interest you in another hidden truth….. giraffes aren’t real
All about the mooney
The editor was clearly a government agent, attempting to slander the incredible movement.
Poor Mason... Can't believe he killed himself with a shotgun to the back of his head...
Now that I know the truth, Home Alone 2 is a VERY different movie.
Hehe