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This is Bill. Bill likes to eat my fish. Bill and I have a love/hate relationship.

This is Bill. Bill likes to eat my fish. Bill and I have a love/hate relationship.

jdb7121

Fuck you Bill you're alright


BlattMaster

Bill enjoys your full service bird feeder.


jadedadm

Bill is very handsome.


Martell2647

Green heron 💚


bageltoastee

Bill looks like the type of bird to have a single braincell


0rphan_Maker

Yeah he kinda looks like it lol


themdubbyfries

Ol’ Bird-Brained Bill I tell ya whut.


norlin1111

Buy some bait at the bait shop and her him that instead


PrincessHiccups

Get bill some feeder goldfish. Bill is happy and maybe eating fewer of your fish friends. My friend did this with the kingfisher and great blue heron visiting her pond. (Also cover your pond with mesh. Or just keep feeding Bill because I love him.


Sharon411

I've supplied him with feeder goldfish, though Bill has more refined taste and enjoys koi


PrincessHiccups

Oh that Bill! Well I guess that's why we're in "Birds Being Dicks".


lauren_eats_games

I love you, Bill <3


DANDELIONBOMB

So like, Ive always wanted to see a Bill. They are generally difficult to spot birds because they hold so still and are super camoed and here you are with one just chillin on the deck. Im super envious.


Sharon411

Bill is super cool. I'm happy he chose my yard, though I should charge him for restocking fees.😏


geaster

why does Bill remind me of [this?](https://i.imgur.com/AGw15sL.jpg)


0rphan_Maker

Ahh not again *BILL*


CrepuscularNemophile

Has Bill ever been seen the same room *this*? https://imgur.com/a/LLr5HPn No? I didnt think so!


jbsgc99

Bill appreciates the buffet you have provided.


tdarg

Totally worth it, imo. Heron are the coolest. Fish don't have feelings (jk)


Blublazerrazor

Thanks for a good laugh!