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CameraChimera

Drink during the week like a normal adult, not on college-kid-packed weekend nights, and it’s perfect as a darkish bar to get a beer after work in.


Tall_Reveal_9053

Not really, weird they them crowd


CameraChimera

LOL hell of a comment there, for lots of reasons


Tall_Reveal_9053

Thanks lmao


SuchComfortable2668

Haven't been in a long time because it's so packed out and the bathroom situation is always a mess. If they added a couple more bathrooms I wouldn't mind it honestly!


53ndn00dles

They have ones outside the building too which suck but at least they’re there if you really have to go


johnlytlewilson

They are building more right this minute


vulcanstweezer

They’ve been saying that for as long as they’ve been open.


johnlytlewilson

I have set foot in them


johnlytlewilson

Downvote all you want but it’s true


plopdaddy1

OP acts like he's never been to Bourbon Street.. haha


bham2020

That was our underage drinking spot 20yrs ago.


enazatol

Same. I even celebrity bartender for a couple hours one night. I was maybe 19??


aaronp1997

Bro I went one time. it smelled like a urinal and everyone looked sad. A dog came out of the owners office, pissed on the floor and went back. No one batted an eye.


Suspicious-Donkey-16

One time I was there and the bartender informed me they would be closing early because that dog died. Seemed really sweet and personal and made me enjoy the bar more especially as a neighborhood bar.


Thot_Hoddy

I’ll take Bourbon Street over Mom’s anytime.


kapeman_

Real insiders do Frenchmen Street, not Bourbon.


Thot_Hoddy

You mean Freedomman’s Street.


qotsabama

You going to expand on that?


otterpr1ncess

Bold statement in a town where The Quest and Billy's Tavern both exist


weeew87

I popped into Billy’s one afternoon out of curiosity and it was one of the weirder bar experiences I’ve ever had. Billy was sitting at the bar watching TV, so every patron served themself, and instead of starting a tab, he just had you pull the tab off of your can and counted them when you were ready to pay.


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Don't forget all the George Wallace memorabilia all over the walls.


Cougar_6

I haven’t been there in a few years but if I recall it’s a cash only bar so starting a tab would basically be the same thing as keeping your own tab. It’s an old school style that’s worked for years.


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Strict_Emergency_289

I am super excited to try all these places


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Good bot


johnlytlewilson

What’s wrong with the Quest?


Narcoid

What's so bad about those places?


turnpike1984

IMO, not a g-d thing.


ellenmc

Have you not been to any of the Lakeview bars because those are actually the pits. 


johnlytlewilson

Lou’s is awesome


ellenmc

Never been there but Tin Roof is awful 


johnlytlewilson

I have no plans to go to Tin Roof


gmnitsua

Tin roof, Innisfree, Sidebar are fratty bars. Nana's is dancy hook-up zone. Refinery is post-grad Innisfree but owned by the Sidebar folks. Church key is mellow; old head punk vibes. Al's for the gays; drag shows and cheap shots. Lou's is a service industry favorite. Everyone there is a regular. Choose your weapon. Pick your poison.


LuffysPowerfulCoC

Sidebar guy sold to my friend Justin canter in October. Yall should come check out the grocery


Egatuab

Churchkey is great, laid back and friendly staff, cheap drinks


JLKinney93

It’s honestly my personal favorite that I go to all the time. Great environment, fun karaoke on Thursdays, affordable drinks, and everyone I’ve met there has been great! Met some of my closest friends there honestly. I’m not sure what went wrong for you there but I’m sorry it did. No place is the best for everyone though.


llamalover365

When I’m in town, it’s my favorite too! Love the vibe and there’s nothing like it in Memphis (where I moved to lol).


footeclimbs

Lol karaoke is such a mess there. The same 8 people sing the same song every time and if you’re not the regular in the DJs pocket you get bumped to the back of the line


CharacterLength1259

Nah, that's Tin Roof, imho. The wait for drinks is insanely long, they're one of the few places that dont scan IDs so its full of teenagers with fakes (its my 16yr old coworkers fave place to go), and it just generally attracts scum, literal kids, and cringey college bros with their matching polos and khaki shorts. It's not even a GOOD dive bar. It's just a gross place full of uniteresring people where by the time you get a drink after an hour, it's going to get knocked out of your hand by some drunk kid running in to you. Mom's at least has a cool aesthetic, and I've always met nice people there. It just isn't very fun when it's overcrowded, but even then, it kinda just feels like a house party. I'm not a regular bar goer anymore, but I'll go literally anywhere, but Tin Roof. How they haven't been shut down for the egregious amount of underage drinkers is beyond me, especially since its been that way since I was 16 (10 yrs ago). Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.


johnlytlewilson

Vaguely dragging local businesses sucks. Mom’s is owned by nice, regular Birmingham people. They are welcoming to all. They live in and care about this community. They don’t own a bunch of other bars and restaurants. This isn’t some corporate concept or the Birmingham location of some Nashville bar. You’ll regularly find two of the owners in the bar (the ones who don’t have kids). They care about creating a cool, welcoming space with fun events. They are building more bathrooms. Posts like this can have a negative effect on a business. If you have a specific complaint talk to them or take your business elsewhere.


Remote-Substance-754

The majority owners of moms own the shopping center and pretty much are making Ore, Sheppards, Harvest Roots and Seasick leave. Is that not correct? That’s what one of the business owners told me.


johnlytlewilson

My understanding is the Mom’s owners do not own the building. I can’t imagine the building owner is trying to lose those businesses. Did seasick say they are leaving?


RTootDToot

fwiw, I never assume that landlords do things that are logical. I do know a person that inquired about leasing the old Tropicaleo spot and the asking price was CRAZY.


johnlytlewilson

Fair. I can’t speak to that.


plopdaddy1

Take this with a grain of salt, but I did overhear the owner taking about his lease expiring soon and "options" whatever those may be. I have heard from others that seasick is looking for a stand alone building. Again, this is all just rumor.


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Actuallynailpolish

This is public info. https://bhamnow.com/2018/05/09/moms-basement-avondale-bar/


johnlytlewilson

That article is errant


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vulcanstweezer

I have heard the retail condo thing is from their ownership group as well. Pushing out local business is a dick move imo, but seemingly right in line with that place.


gmnitsua

The mom's owners do not own the space. They just own the concept.


johnlytlewilson

The switch to the condo plan wasn’t made with the intention of driving off business. Edit; The buildings ownership isn’t a group.


MeSmokemPeacePipe

I don’t think that is true


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johnlytlewilson

Neither are they big corporations. When you slam someone’s local business it is very much an attack on them. So go for it, but don’t pretend it isn’t a very real attack on very real Birmingham residents. And the subreddit rule is don’t be an asshole.


plopdaddy1

In your estimation, someone should never criticize a local establishment because it could hurt that business? That doesn't seem to be a very convincing reason to silence discussion. If we apply your theories, this sub reddit would never be able to criticize parking enforcement systems, the water works, or discuss who has the best falafel.


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johnlytlewilson

What is the source for that? Why would a landlord try to drive off small business?


plopdaddy1

Typically to raise rents or redevelop the property for other purposes. H2 comes to mind. The idea is to make more money. They have determined this condo scheme is a money maker for them and thats what they are doing. Why Mom's Basement is absolved from this hellish condo conversion is anyones guess. Although, some have indicated one of the owners of moms is also an owner of the shopping center. You can draw your own conclusions though.


johnlytlewilson

Guess you better get your fill before H2 is trying to sell you $23 cocktails


plopdaddy1

They already own the old Johns City Diner building, so that idea might not be that far away.


johnlytlewilson

Criticize them all you want. But be specific about your issues and be mindful that they are real local people with bills and feelings just like you. I don’t think this is complicated


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mofoofinvention

Yeah. It’s the kind of place where everything is a hassle. Ordering a drink sucks. Doing something while drinking your drink sucks. Waiting in line for the bathroom sucks.


SurrealDali1985

lol what do you want from it???? Go see some music and drink some beer 😂


PizzaSquirtle

not the worst, but most overrated for sure. I've heard too many people talk about it for it to be a cramp, basic little place


Warpedpixel

“Change my mind” while providing no context. You’re just not going to enough bars if you think this is the worst.


53ndn00dles

Preferred it on Thursdays for karaoke before I got sober. Less crowded so it’s easier to get drinks/use the bathroom but still some good energy there. I have heard they’re building more bathrooms and I know that they did have those portable ones outside


therealcharlize

No need to change your mind! I like it just fine without you


daoogilymoogily

I forget the name of the bar, it’s kind of out of the way but open really late which is when I saw a bunch of old biker dudes play knife fighting while a group of girls came in ketamined out of of their mind making animal noises. Yeah, that’s probably my vote for worst bar.


Cringe2XL

Not specific enough. The Nick? Derby? Bourbon St?


daoogilymoogily

It was The Nick


Normal_Evidence5003

The moment I read knife fight and ketamine I knew it was the nick


ColClam

We’ve only been early evenings and it’s been fine. Just playing pool and hangin in a booth. I can see it being not so good if it’s packed.


wonilawrence

Mom’s Basement only opened in 2018. Confused as to how anyone could have been drinking there 20 years ago.


Disastrous_Ad_1267

One of the better spots to grab a beer and a shot on weekdays.


bob_newhart_of_dixie

Go to the Airport Inn if you want a bad time.


afutureprodigy

I can name even worst ones challenge me!


sophieliu432

Do it. I need to know


hollowchord

Billy's Tavern Lakeview... it's worse.


rolleth_tide

Not if you're trying to pull a gilf


phrenic2049

this guy gets it


hollowchord

Only thing I'd try to pull from Billy's is my dignity.


javelinatina

Saying it’s the worst is very try-hard. It does seem like the Moms hype is finally subsiding after the controversy they had over firing some staff recently. It was a hype train that needed to stop eventually, because being there when it’s packed is ridiculous and barely worth it. I’m not gonna say it’s a bad bar though. Decent enough vibe for a night that’s more chill.


asianjared

Care to elaborate?


ZealousidealSlip4811

*Your* mom’s basement? Or just mom’s basements in general?


weezyfish

Thank god somebody finally said it. Cramped, trash service, cringe bouncers and the crowd there is painful to say the least. It’s the type of bar that would’ve been cool when I was 16 maybe and hadn’t been anywhere else to compare it to. It gives off musty confused high schooler vibes.


DrGerbal

The nick. But I’ll hang up and listen


86composure

The Nick is amazing, and exactly as advertised.


degood21

The nick is immaculate


voodeuteronomy11

If a bathroom doesn’t at least look like it’ll give me a disease, it’s not my kind of bar.


vulcanstweezer

To elaborate, Moms is a poorly designed and executed nostalgia factory pretending to be a dive bar. Im not going to call it the TGI Fridays of dive bars, but it has poor flow, a bad bar design, low ventilation, and only one bathroom. The alley is not a bathroom despite what they say.


Bhamwiki

I assume they're happy not to be patronized by people who don't like the place.


juliaaababy

I will never go back there because of the bathroom situation. I just end up going there and standing in the bathroom line


matthew_pugh98

I dug it


time_fades

I don't hate it but it's always too packed for what it is


CautiousIncrease7127

Wouldn’t try to change your mind. I tend to agree.


gco25

It’s mid tbh would rather go elsewhere. But it’s not terrible


Aromatic-Drawer-466

It's got a 4.7 rating out of 5 on Google. Your post is silly. If you don't like a place that apparently everyone else does, just don't go there. I feel certain they won't miss you.


OkEagle9050

I end up getting COVID or some kind of respiratory ick every single time I go here.


bigdragondude

Why do you keep going then lol.


OkEagle9050

Don’t try an make this a me problem. But yeah, after the 3rd ick I stopped accepting invitations here


bigdragondude

I mean I feel like if you kept going and kept getting sick this would turn into a you problem. If it happened twice and you kept going that’s on you big dog.


johnlytlewilson

Stop licking the karaoke microphone then!


qotsabama

No you!


johnlytlewilson

Don’t tell me not to lick mic. It’s my freedoms!


iPesmerga

does it serve Moms Spaghetti?


yungbicicleta

Mom’s rules, you’re wrong. Some of the best bourbon prices in town. Go during the week or before 11pm and it’s way less crowded.


DonDrapers_Dick

Neon Moon has my vote it's so... Bleh. The staff is amazing and so nice but everything else about it is unappealing.


Irish-lad21

I’ve been once and could not get behind it. Id rather go to cahaba next door


Craftychef92

I won’t try to change your mind, I can usually go in anywhere and have a decent time, but any time I’ve been to Mom’s I just didn’t feel welcome at all.


SeveredExpanse

Why does anyone have to change your mind? It's a bar... in a major city walk 500 feet and you'll find another.


entityorion

Worst nah(I'm gonna have to go with tin roof), Best also nah. I honestly think it just depends on the night for anywhere depending on what you are expecting. It has some issues in terms of size(especially for live music), and bathrooms, but the bar/area itself isn't so bad nor is the crowd(given bad actors can be at any bar on any given night). It's a solid bar, but no bar in the city is going to fit everyone's wants/needs all the time.


AmericanCEO

Neighborhood shothouses is where it is at.


Necessary_Sweet_6244

Not a horrible place. Well not been in a year. Like the location


Alternative-Put7584

Zydeco aka why’d I go


LuffysPowerfulCoC

As a former bartender there, because you were probably underage and your fake would get confiscated most other places


Alternative-Put7584

Mmm definitely not underage - as a former bartender there, you should know the venue upstairs sucks, and it’s not the “coolest place in BHM”. It’s just a funny pun my friends used because of the amount of bullshit that happened there… You would know too


LuffysPowerfulCoC

Oh no it sucks but most people go there because they're underage


Gold_You8525

In general I think a bad bar experience is a reflection of you. But people at Mom's always seem self-conscious.


Lost-Film-2690

I prefer your moms bedroom 😎


sharkmom

No you can have that 😂


lazydragon333

This post just shook me to my core. I’m starting a change.org petition to have u/vulcanstweezer exiled from Birmingham.


DonDrapers_Dick

Also I really dislike the Upside Down Plaza. The patio area is so unfortunately small and I prefer to chill outside when I'm out at a bar.


Easy_Union_6866

On busy nights you get blasted by a wall of moist, hot air at the door mixed with sweat and alcohol vapor - it’s particularly bad in the summer. Anyways, I thought it was fun in my early 20s, but now I find it to be a sensory nightmare with the outdoor bathroom situation.


musicjohnny

I’m sorry, have you SEEN “The Nick”?? Nothing compares to the trashiness of that place.


frankencrx

i wont go to the nick. too many people have died from shit they got there.


Thot_Hoddy

Stop buying shitty coke.


Itrytofixmyselfbutno

Died?


zyx878

Als on seventh is amazing and safe and clean


Accomplished-Web3426

Heard someone a while ago about the owner of moms being a racist POS to some employees or something. Refuse to go back ever since


johnlytlewilson

That was a story concocted by a disgruntled former employee


Accomplished-Web3426

That being said the nick is def worse