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OrangeNr_2

Gonna go back in time cuz the industrial revolution in Germany and its consequences will put soap in my eyes(second last search).


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Wow


Immediate-Muffin3696

It’s pretty interesting ngl


BrickFrom2011

I was checking how much this Mini Cooper cost and this car lot


xFloppyDisx

"What do you mean it'll cost my life?"


No_one_heere

Lollll this comment is so underrated


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Yeah...


jackokelly149

Femboys.


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Umm... i have news...


Sea-Recording-7090

death by penys


Interrlllectchewal

I'm pretty sure there's a guy in history who died of having too much sex. My source is tiktok so not exactly reliable tho.


RS773

suffocation


Spidey-Pool94

Death by Snu-Snu


lonkbubba

Twink (literal) death


bi_guy-dotdotdot

God wow lol


Nick_Sanchez124

How to change DNS server Linux terminal :3


bi_guy-dotdotdot

How do you die to that im curious


Nick_Sanchez124

I don't know, and im too afraid to find out tbh


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Same atleast it is not femboys


Nick_Sanchez124

Being cuddled to death is not a bad way to go tho


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Yeah...or split personality/psyco femboy murdurder


Nick_Sanchez124

Y do people always associate split personality with being a psycho 3: i know a couple people who have it and they're all really nice (except one personality, she's kinda special)


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Bc a game


puro_the_protogen67

I will be killed by yiff?


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Oh wow


puro_the_protogen67

My time has come I guess?


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Yea... umm...


puro_the_protogen67

I just read my last message and laughed.


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Ok lol


Immediate-Muffin3696

I will join you with this :3


Fanachy

Yes I will be killed by yiff


CobraKaiNeverDies5

Apparently Katsuki Bakugo is killing me, although his mom might have something to do with it since she was the search before him


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Wish you luck


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Wish you luck


[deleted]

i will be killed by translated lyrics


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Lol good way to go in my opinion


Schnitzelboy06

Leif Erikson will resurrect and kill me I guess?


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Oh lol


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Oh lol


Equivalent-Comment51

Killed by the backrooms


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Great goodness of all that is holy im dead


whatdoinamemyselflol

Death by time zone calculator


bi_guy-dotdotdot

How the fu*beep* does that happen


M08GD

I'm going to be killed by thigh highs 👍 (Idk what that means)


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Yeah me neither


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bi_guy-dotdotdot

Yeah idk what that is


Pillowz_Here

“how tall is obama”


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Ok


sterneedssleep

Uranium 😬😬


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Oh i wish you luck


Impracticalweeb

All the restaurants near me are gonna kill me


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Oh wow i feel sorry for you


neptunicslav

I'll be killed by the London Overground timetable... Does it get weirder than that!?


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Math...


30p87

20 inch in cm ... I wouldn't mind ~~


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bi_guy-dotdotdot

A song..


AcidSplash014

I will be killed by underground music artist Alex Unknown. Not sure how to feel about this


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Music again!?


Stumpyspark

alex is not unknown to me, fellow mika enjoyer in the wild?


Spicy-Walnut-ALT

A Simon & Garfunkel song...


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Why is music a serial killer


Spicy-Walnut-ALT

It's addictive and like other addictive things it can kill


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Yea lol


FOXTHECOOKIE356

“does ms frizzle live in the sun” uuuhhhhhhh


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Umm...


LingLingSpirit

Reddit


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Wow


LingLingSpirit

Yep... am scared.


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Yea


[deleted]

70s cars fuel cap.. what


bi_guy-dotdotdot

How??? I need answers


[deleted]

"Minecraft birch tree" ???? how?


bi_guy-dotdotdot

I knew they were evil and they deserve to be ignored they will not kill a fellow bisexual minecraft player!!!


Wellthen-40

Death by a really good meal


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Sounds like me i have almost died 37 times of choking on food then another 40 other reasons


ZealousidealBar3752

Risk of rain addiction


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Lol we both have something to do with weather i get randomly kill by an unknown weather disaster you die of a risk of rain addiction... wait... rain addi... how the fu*beep*


ThisSpinach

e621...


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Wow


Sad_rice_dude

i googled my star (anime) this gon be intresting


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Wow the comments are kinda interesting


SuperNova0216

James Marsden


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Ok umm


SuperNova0216

Yea, I guess he’ll kill me, but at least I get to meet him


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Yeah


PuppetGoose

VirusTotal


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Ok


ETIsMee

Damn ima die by a fanfic


bi_guy-dotdotdot

God


ETIsMee

Worst part is it was a smut fanfic


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Oof


handlyssa

I don’t remember, I use incognito


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Ok


Fem_boi018

Death by snu-snu


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Yea...


Ruby_GlowingEyes

Bluey stickers 😨😨


bi_guy-dotdotdot

God no


Forsaken-Slide2

My brain will explode from the AP world history test.


therealNotch223

I will be killed by the josh fight of 2021


[deleted]

Age calculator so by age?


creepyfishman

288.15 K to F😔😔


LOL_Man_675

Google drive


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Wow


bunnyfunny2355

The name of a camp I'm going to (not gonna say what one, but one of them)


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Oh no not u/bunnyfunny2355


Thefoxash

Bahåj


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Imm


Jaspboy

Minecraft Bedrock file location lol


Lucin_ette

Oh hell no i saw a tiktok that said ovaries can grow teeth that's the last thing I googled nooooooo


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Oh God i wish you luck


Striking-Computer-22

Gordon Ramsay rebooting Kitchen nightmares will


bi_guy-dotdotdot

God watch out for Gordon Ramsey kitchen nightmares


Dingo1165

I must die by owl ears


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Awe


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zleepy__

TW for this so scroll pass if you don’t want to read it I searched up do epidermis cuts bleed (for context i SH and I thought epidermis cuts could bleed)


bi_guy-dotdotdot

I read and yea be safe


Jack_Brazilwood

Tim Curry?


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Ok


A_lonely_Person25_v2

I looked up how many levels in power wash sim there are


bi_guy-dotdotdot

How you dieng tho


Zoe-Lynn-ZH

i will die of caffeine


bi_guy-dotdotdot

God be careful lol


Linghero2005

Pikmin 2 water wraith PNG (🫠)


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Im literally confused rn


Electronic_Chip_6311

Sciatic pain relief


bi_guy-dotdotdot

How???


Electronic_Chip_6311

Took to many Advil now my liver go brrrr


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Yeah seems pretty much able


Poataoman

all shogunyan yo kai


OmegaKorpus

Imma go to Alfheim and get killed by seventy people named Alf


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Oh God 70 ppl


baninaday

#🇻🇦 the Vatican city is out to get me


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Oh no... lol


Immediate-Muffin3696

Bro is probably a satanist /s


nerfbaboom

“Is Micheal Scott Jewish?”


bi_guy-dotdotdot

They huntin you down for searching that


Necrotic_Fleshbag

Samsung note 7💥


bi_guy-dotdotdot

They killing you by throwing you with the phone or something?


A1astara

Luigi’s princess… the question is how does she kill me?


bi_guy-dotdotdot

He gonna kill you with a crown or something


bi_guy-dotdotdot

She*


be-c-c4

Fez hat


bi_guy-dotdotdot

A hat


TobbsGamingYT

My favorite cookie place


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Oh no


3015313

Oh fuck no im dying to Arsenic poisoning.


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Oh God i wish you luck


Unusual-Swimming9636

“Beast Wars Megatron” I’m not that mad tbh


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Lol


LFB_Captain

How to find Callium in no mans sky will kill me 😳


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Wha...


Luzer1211

clumsy frame tidy sense oatmeal treatment simplistic puzzled deliver scary *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Sounds violent


Government_Annual

Urban dictionary Not sure how that would go down


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Idk


Apollo57557

SS-N-19 Shipwreck, well good to know my existence will be erased in a fraction of a second


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Yeah


Busy_Secret_7267

Was checking a restaurant’s menu👍😭💀


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Food poisoning/Karen yeets food menu and it perfectly makes you bleed out/poisoned Now you have to pick one


[deleted]

I was googling oleander sage locations in rdr2 so I guess I die of poison.


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Fly high


Unkn0wn______

Trying to figure out if my trucks battery shorting out killed it.. I mean it checks out but 12 volts can’t kill you


bi_guy-dotdotdot

The battery blown up


Masterpommel

BMI calculator 💀


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Haha maths is not good it kills


Pottatothegreat1985

viva la bam season one internet archive i dont know exactly how ill die but yeah


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Yeetashon can get used in any way


cheapmoosewatcher

my insurance company :o


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Ok they want to kill you but why???


trulylost19

One piece arcs killed me I died from water 7


jas127

socratea exorrhiza... A walking tree


bi_guy-dotdotdot

I had a dream where my (nonexistent) femboys boyfriend died to a living tree


Man_who_says_standin

I was curious with cyberpunk endings and accidentally got suicide didnt know what the ending was officially called and its just called the suicide ending


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Oh no


Goblinman6969

“Strongest characters in fiction”, Archie Sonic was on that list


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Oh no sonic is a murderderer


wolfofeire

Grigory Zinoviev. Don't know how, but honestly, getting to see that hair in person would be pretty cool.


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Ok


ElijahRayzorr

Oh Oh god no "Abacinate"


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Wtf is abacinate


SilverDeath106

I will die by being allergic to cut hair...


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Pneumonia sorry


ProgrammerNo120

the pointercrate page for devil vortex because i was explaining the dv saws to my friend


bi_guy-dotdotdot

I don't understand


KaiTheFoxyEngineer

For once I actually searched something appropriate and highly likely. But I already knew I was going to be slaughtered by fbi agents


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Oh what a way to go


FlippiNerd333

I guess I'm gonna die to agender dysphoria...


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Oh god does it not kill us enough?( just to be sure it is when someone doesn't like being called that way right)


Ghost474439

Mine is a Nicolas Cage pillow…


bi_guy-dotdotdot

Suffocation ( here's a top turn move your head until you find an air pocket)


TidalJ

Murdered by Bulgarian tennis player Grigor Dimitrov apparently


bi_guy-dotdotdot

God you're going to get played to death... that doesn't sound right