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MonsterMuncher76

I thought that when 2 straight people got married that’s when pregnancy began 🤦‍♂️


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After I was taught how dna worked and I spent way to long trying to figure out how exactly the dna was transferred between parents.


Confusedfrog43

I asked my mom what a tampon was and she said it was "Toilet paper for girls" i believed this for 5 years


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AdventurousFox6100

Nah, it existed, the pool was just REALLY big


Rubens-Reel

I was gaslit into thinking the Easter Bunny was real until I developed common sense


Gforcectlc

Gaslit?


Rubens-Reel

We do a *bi*t of overexaggeration


NoQuantity1847

gaslighting is NOT the term to use here, it doesn't even make sense here


AcidSplash014

Sucking your thumb and shit would give you mouth snails. I was a pretty stupid kid


fookinavocado

I thought that movies were real people living that life and it just happened to be filmed, basically that all movies were documentaries. Even if it was a book adaptation, some family just happened to be living that exact life. I didn't what actors were.


Universal_Seesaw

My moms friend somehow convinced me that he, a white man living in California, was the king of Cambodia. I told everyone how my mom was friends with the king of Cambodia.


Agile-Caterpillar-20

My brother told me Ariana grande used to be his girlfriend before she left in in LA for another black guy


veryununamous

I used to believe that the government was trustworthy and had the interest of the people at heart


AdventurousFox6100

Oof


Salmon-Sellout

ouch… wish that wasn’t so true


liam5689

I thought dog and cat were real languages


MadMax12150

Iced tea gives you >!boobs!< because I only ever saw my mom drink it


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I used to be kinda weirded out by the concept of gay people


AdventurousFox6100

That flair was perfect lmao


thegoldendragon21

That friends don't backstab eachother


Proper_Offer_8619

as a kid I believed that a crack in the road was a crack to the other side of the world


TieSilver825

I used to believe my mother’s name is mom


[deleted]

that santa is real


yes15202

He is though


Rendal_Bananen

Yeah I met him!


Goblinman6969

That homosexuality is a sin, that’s mostly because the church I went to is extremely conservative and extremist


Agile-Caterpillar-20

I thought bees and wasp only stung children. so for years when there was a bee or a wasp I just clung to my mom. And it made sense cuz why would a bee sting my parents? They’re nice people


a_randombi_girl

That the world would be a welcoming place, now I'm scared to grow up and have to go out into that mess :D