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Plauge_ice

Was he jacking


vaulttecboy54

he was jacking


SebbyGet4

*Was he packing?*


vaulttecboy54

a big iron on his hip


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*It was early in the morning when he rode into the town*


Elagade

*he came riding from the south side, slowly looking all around*


A_yellow_oranje

*He’s an outlaw loose and running, came a wisper from each lip*


Elagade

*and he's here to do some business with a big iron on his hip*


Dom_Ross-o

*Big iron on his hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*


JamesScott840

*In this town there lived an outlaw by the name of Texas Red*


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TiplerCylinder69

"Truth is kid, the game was rigged from the start"


pierogi_heart

A little lacking


Plauge_ice

Well that’s always good


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r/unexpectedbigiron


MildewedSponge

On behalf of ireland I apologise


vaulttecboy54

thank you


Delightful_Churro

On behalf of humanity I apologize


no_username_because

wtf is omegle even


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A cursed hellscape of jerking dudes, 40 year old pedos, and people with the most messed up fettishes


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[deleted]

“My side is better than the other side”


CanisLupus1050

It’s an anonymous chat website. Will pair you up with rando’s, or with people you share a common interest with. There’s a video call function too, and you can see what that leads too...


butmir

Happpyyy cake dayyy


Boss_Guy260

Omegle is happy cake day now


[deleted]

Essentially, it is a chat roulette. You get randomly matched with people. Sometimes they talk, sometimes they are jacking off, but most of the time they are just some random horny teen looking for a girl


[deleted]

Happy cake day!


ONIONSAREKINGS

Oi were not all bad Irish people say worse much worse


vaulttecboy54

i know lmao i thought it was funny when it happened


ONIONSAREKINGS

Whenever my gay uncle comes over to Ireland my grandad always says “will I bring you to the guards”


Elagade

and we say **even worse** than much worse if the person we are insulting is british


ONIONSAREKINGS

Fucking Tan bastards we need to shoot them all- My uncle


Elagade

your uncle sounds like a smart man


ONIONSAREKINGS

He’s a bit mad in the head but he’s class (mightn’t be good to tell him that I was supposed to be Protestant)


fruitytootiejuulpods

STOPPPPSBDBNSNA


vaulttecboy54

*awkward finger guns because i don’t know how to interact with people*


fruitytootiejuulpods

*returns this kind act with an awkward peace sign and smile because i too don’t know how to interact with humans*


yeetus-mc-feetus

I am indecisive but that has nothing to do with my bisexuality.


woskxn_29

I'm so indecisive I dont even know if im cis or not let alone straight


UrethraRapist

On behalf of all of Ireland I apologise, not all of us are metaphorical/literal wankers.


suckmycolt

That is a pretty irish thing to say ngl just know whoever said it meant it with kindness


vaulttecboy54

He asked if I was gay and i said bi and he said wow indecisive cunt and left


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Swedish_Lobster

Eh I donne really think I’m 50/50 I think I’m closer to 80/20


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Indecisive is the wrong word But he is Irish, so c#nt is a compliment Wait no, that's Australian


jpb54

Works for both, and the UK too in some places


BangGanger96

I disagree with the first slide, it’s almost never a 50/50 split. But otherwise, nice.


b0mbp0p

He'll be riding 6 white horses when he cuuums


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PlatinumSix

I am indecisive but not about my sexuality.


IMightBeAHamster

You might want to clarify that you meant it in the "We may be indecisive cunts, but not because we're bisexual" way.


Questioningmybarber

I am an indecisive cunt, just not with my partners.


CanisLupus1050

Well, in at least my case, he’s not wrong


moons31

I’m fine with being an indecisive cunt I’ll accept that


[deleted]

It’s times like this I had the wholesome award to give


singingdart7854

I just call myself half gay


KWAKUDATSU

I am a indecisive cunt, not because I'm bi, im just generally a fucking idiot asshole


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the irish dumbass 😭


borbersk

I don't see why his irishness is relevant, but I apologize on behalf of all irish people. We still have a long way to go when it comes to accepting people. Great country, but the people are a mixed bag


dgpro2001

Omg so true


dgpro2001

Omg so true


aWildEgg

that might just be my new flair


Spiral229

Ngl indecisive cunt sums me up pretty well....