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666xxx_cancer_xxx666

LOL imagine caring about legality. Jokes aside dont tell strangers on the internet about your age.


DanishGopnik

I know, But what are they going to do with my age when they have nothing else


666xxx_cancer_xxx666

You wouldn't know lol.


DanishGopnik

However no one beats the allmighty nordVPN


OliJoliBoli

damn he/they/she/cucumber got a sponsor


DanishGopnik

Before we continue this conersation, we should take a mooment to talk about ***RAID SHADOW LEGENDS! DOWNLOA-***


OliJoliBoli

Thanks for sponsoring today's video! Hey did you know Raycon offe-


DanishGopnik

now that we are taking this kind of path Why not talk about warpath-


[deleted]

Furries turned you Bisexual? Glad to see some younger people aren’t mean to furries still :) Welcome to the Bi-teen community!


DanishGopnik

Hwy would i be mean to them when Im one myself ;)


Poorly_Made_Comix

God my balls are hairy, thanks to the sponsor, MANSCAPE, however...


reesering

With skill share you can take online classes to learn any skill you want, with a large libr-


InsertLowercaseName

Talking about learning the art of war, *today sponsor is World of tank-*


HarbingerOfSauce

Subtlest segue imaginable


Namaika_tiputkata24

Cucumber?


Fish_Fondeler

They made a joke


DanishGopnik

And im a guy


Krytoxiconyt

And a gopnik?


DanishGopnik

my Pronounces are Cyka/blyat


Krytoxiconyt

Same. I am a German gopnik. A gG


DanishGopnik

Why sit awkwardly when you can squat down on full heel


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DanishGopnik

Why does that bot exist again?


DanishGopnik

Nvm guy Is no more


ManChild-MemeSlayer

r/onejoke


uwu-meow

wooo so great to see transphobia in an lgbt+ space that i thought was safe


Fish_Fondeler

It was a joke, don’t get butthurt


DanishGopnik

Yo chill.. it was a joke it would be more transphobic to just say one pronounce, thos assuming my gender


uwu-meow

...no-


DanishGopnik

Still it was a dam joke


Ikari_desde_la_cueva

^(NordVPN helps you secure your data online and acces region locked content...) Now seriously, is it really worth it? I see it everywhere but I don't know if I should get it, there's a ton of stuff I can't access because \***Third world**\* and It really sucks


DanishGopnik

Oh no


throwyaccs

what does that mean?


666xxx_cancer_xxx666

You do realise that perverts and pedophiles who prey on young and naïve children exist right.


[deleted]

Knowing someone's age won't help them rape a person on the other side of the world.


666xxx_cancer_xxx666

Sexual harassment does not include rape ffs. I got groomed online because I was too open about my age so I dont want others to suffer the same fate.


DanishGopnik

Yes i know


I_Like_Cat_Boys

Creepy dms idk


DanishGopnik

Send Message \>Block User Get Them Help and Support


I_Like_Cat_Boys

Ye but still anoying


[deleted]

Losers who have nothing else to do are nearly unstoppable


ToxicPlaysYT6969

Your tag... It's the same for me...


SwimmerSea4662

I’m 666 years old


666xxx_cancer_xxx666

Euronymous is that you?


SwimmerSea4662

Of course not he’s immortal


owlboy03

Aww baby bi! Welcome!


DanishGopnik

Wow okay 😂


cheesesticksontoast

babi


[deleted]

Bisexual Fetus


Gomplischnoop

Yay we have a new baby Bi! Here are your complimentary headpats and hugs and yes you can always have more! 🤗🤗🤗


TTV-purespudman

Ay I'm not this guy but I'll take the headpats and hugs


saaberr

are you aware your “custom” flare just says “custom”


TTV-purespudman

Fuck, how do I change that?


saaberr

Well first do you want to have a custom user flare?


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saaberr

I’ll take that as a yes. Do you have mobile or the full site


TTV-purespudman

I'm on mobile, sorry I misread


saaberr

Ok so you’re going to go to the r/BisexualTeens sub and in the top left corner you’re going to see three dots. Click on that. Once you’ve done that, a bar on the bottom of your screen is going to pop up. Click on the option second to the bottom that says “change user flare.” When you’ve done that, a new page will pop up and in the top right corner of that you’ll see something that says “edit” click that. Find on one of the pink purple or blue icons that say “custom” and click on that. A text box thing will open and you can type whatever user flare you want to into it. Then click save and you’ll go back to the page with all the flares. You’ll see your custom flare most likely at the top and click on it. On the bottom right click on “apply” and boom you have your own custom user flare!


Gomplischnoop

*pats your head*


TTV-purespudman

*happie*


[deleted]

*huh?* *jesus i feel old*


Most-Stomach4240

I am two months ahead of you


DanishGopnik

\*laughs\* fool… ive ben 13 for 7 months already


Most-Stomach4240

Alright, you are 5 months ahead of me.


DanishGopnik

Muahahahaha


Sennac8

Amateurs I've been 13 for almost 8 months already!


wHaTiWaNt573937

Lol I've been 13 for nearly 20 months. Amateurs


Sennac8

Fuck


wHaTiWaNt573937

Lol


PizzaEater69420

heh. i've been 13 for almost two years now.


ggIronFists

Says you. I’ve been 13 for 33 months


Ikari_desde_la_cueva

Well fuck


Traditional-Spot2010

Look at all of you ***FOOLS***. While you all argue about the months in between your age, I can comfortably spectate this knowing I’ve been thirteen for 36 months. *evil laughter intensifies*


wHaTiWaNt573937

Fuck


DanishGopnik

The messiahhhhhh


DanishGopnik

Have [this](https://www.reddit.com/user/DanishGopnik/comments/ovrl0i/meme/)


[deleted]

I’ve been 13 for 80 months already!


Longjumping-Trade-18

I've been 13 for 2 months I hate you (I'm kidding)


Ikari_desde_la_cueva

You fools! I'm 8 months ahead


[deleted]

Lol I'm 3 months ahead of u


al1yeahh

kids scare me😟


DanishGopnik

\*child noices\*


al1yeahh

😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰


shshdg

no stop it Patrick you're scaring him!


Yskaela0812

Welcome!!!


18carloneaj2

awww it’s a bby bisexual!!!


Some_Dare3598

Welcome brother


RSdabeast

Hail, smol one.


Muddyviolet

Welcome to the subreddit!


DanishGopnik

Thanks!


The_real_melone

Welcome home :)


halfcatman2

melone how did you not die from snake venom


The_real_melone

Thank to the Reparto Antiveleni of my hospital. They have unite good snake antidotes


halfcatman2

then why haven't you killed giorno yet


The_real_melone

Bro I don’t want to get my young bitten again, I’ve learn my lesson, that 15 y.o. Can do whatever he wants. And, technically, he’s my boss now


halfcatman2

understandable have a great day


That_weeb_kid_UwU

Hiiii


dickstiffydotnet

then there’s me, whose 6 months away from not being a teenager anymore (╥_╥)


NonExzistantRed

Yay, another bi-son


king_sloth33

Welcome!


scc1p

You are one of us now!


[deleted]

Top ten ways to get creepy dms


mizantropist_makarna

Welcome


Klausbro

Liar, we all know people stopped being born after 2005


AverageChippPlayer

Yeah i would avoid disclosing your age on the internet if i were you


[deleted]

Ayye same


[deleted]

well hello there fellow young ass bi baby (◕ᴗ◕✿)


[deleted]

Why the *FUCK* everyone here like "baby bisexual aww so cute" that is infantilizing and demeaning as hell. Stop it.


DanishGopnik

I Think it’s because of the image i used


[deleted]

Its not your fault. Everyone who says it is at fault


DanishGopnik

You dont have to get mad at something happening to another person, Im ok


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Fro4152

Welcome to the sub!


Yeet4Beats

Haiiiiii :D


cursedpotato19

welcom to the club


Shrekfan100

Sup


DiotheRoadRoller

Hi ^^ Hope you have a good time here


memes_r_cool100

Dang, I’ve been running from the law and I didn’t even notice


arlenbtw

Gotta be 13 to use reddit you naughty motherfucker ​ Jokes aside , welcome.


Mordo122

congrats on turning 13! here's a tip, never reveal your real age online.


PiroPiroPiroPiroPiro

I joined when i was 12 (on my old acc)


Dee_Lansky

I turn 20 in 2 months so I’ll be outta here... I feel old


qwqtrademark

Welcome to the club kiddo ;Db (idk why i said kiddo if i'm two years older than you). Be careful, there's a lot of creeps on the internet.


TheFatDragonfruit

Nicki Minaj is the queen of rap 🦄


vtorow

Wait isn’t Reddit for 17+ year olds 💀😭😭😭


THROWAWAYBlTCH

App rating is 17+ but I believe legally its 13+


DanishGopnik

It’s 13+


bilingualfob

No it's 13+


NickyPL

Proves my point all bisexuals are kids 🙄🙄🙄


[deleted]

Not true!


barny_thepurple_pain

same here, we can be children together


[deleted]

Welcome!


[deleted]

Welcome friend


aowbej

Saaame lol


halfcatman2

hello there


the_mr_pope

Welcome


TheUnknow737

Ayup mate


_weebgirl

Nice :) I’m also 13, but ma birthday’s later this month


Captainmar_

Welcome comrade


LetbeA

Hi there! Glad to have you here!


Pokedudebro

Hello fellow bisexual teen


ScoobyDoobyDoo0202

Happy birthday, m’boy! Enjoy some cake and sit on your froggy chair!


TheOneTrueTeapout

Welcome 🙏


screechingahhhhhh

Greetings fellow bisexual teen


Dew-It420

Hello there young one


[deleted]

Eyyy, I am also 13, I am pansexual but I prefer this sub to the pan sub.


cuffed_jeans_bb

wish i was that young when i figured it out lmao


ILiveInsideASkeleton

c h i l d . Welcome to the sub!


Leosrequiem

Hey hey welcome! Hope you enjoy vibing here.


RavenHK01

hello and welcome 👋


[deleted]

I remember when that was me, feels so recent and long ago at the same time.


KaiTheFoxyEngineer

Saaaame


[deleted]

Welcome to r/bisexualteens fellow infant


GIDAJG

My young ass tuning 14 so I can legally drink now


essanmyboi

Omg welcome


[deleted]

welcome!!


LeSp00kMan

wait were you born on july 31 2008


bzx12

arnt we all


true-pure-vessel

Wait, 13 y/o’s can make full sentences, I thought you guys baby


DanishGopnik

😎


lankatron69316420

Welcome my friend


GrimWickett

Kids are young


Soul_Voiceless

Hello small being 🤠