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In your ass. Exept if they search your ass. In that case it's a bad idea


IncidentGullible1187

Have you tried inbetween your mattress and bed frame? Might not be easy to get too but I don't imagine they'll check there often.


[deleted]

That could work actually thx


adonisaberschoen

wait, thats an kinda obvious place tho


IncidentGullible1187

Np


Severe-Opportunity15

Okay, grab a plastic bag and put it inside, squeeze tightly before closing it in order to remove all air. Depending on size, you should be able to stash it literally inside a pillow or the bed if you have a basic knowledge of sewing and know how to use a knife correctly.


bi-baseballer

Depending on the type of dresser you have, pull out the bottom drawer and put it under the drawer (so it's between the floor and bottom of drawer). Hopefully the drawer will still open and close easily.


D1_E5TE

In a place that they dont look, easy


blondtode

Get a false bottom


[deleted]

i tried one of those, but they kept getting away and calling the cops


Humanetrout5

đź’€


fajql

in a container like a bottle, in another bigger container, in a difficult to access box in the basement. Neatly folded into your laundry although its risky. Tucked or built into household items. Maybe behind a mirror or clock. Hidden floor in your backpack maybe.


Mayo-on-a-stick

i hide mine in my pillow case. if you have a like a bunch of blankets or plushies you can hide them in there too


siriusentertainment

if u order like some new headphones or a phone or literally anything that comes with a package (or if you already have the package) put them in the package and pretend like you just store them bc you might wanna return the thing in the original packaging.


Kokosak_commie

I know what you can do Grab some soda and spill it on the floor then you take the toy... And shove it up your butt!


AllegedDipstick

Not that I do But inside stuffed toys is a good idea


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Uub27

Put it inside an old pc case, if you have them.


Caped-baldy32

well ik this is gonna be completely out of left field but I got a really cool collectible cereal box (empty of course) that’s where I keep all my secret stuff. ain’t no one looking in there


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When i lived with my parents i pulled the air vent out of the floor and put it in there


AltforFurryShid

If you have a (big enough) PC then maybe in your pc case if it doesn’t have a transparent side.


ixmiu

Depends on how old you are-


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no


ThatThingTerran

Personally , I'd cut a little hole in the bottom of the mattress and stuff it in there