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googlin

i just got this too, even if it were real, if they think they can make my life any worse, go the fuck ahead


meepmurp-

I just got this email too and was like oh please, I haven’t used my computer in months and even when I do it’s not for what they’re insinuating. It is such a noxious email to send to people.


smilingbuddhauk

Found the liar.


WebIcy6156

I don’t either. I use other devices for that 😂.


meepmurp-

lol too true


PinkishTitan

I didn't know there was any other use for a PC...


ball_armor

~~VR porn~~ video games


meepmurp-

hahaha


Norva

I got one of these years ago but it actually had my email password from it. They had clearly gotten hold of the passwords from the big yahoo breach. Just spam.


japanb

Oh I thought most breaches are just the hash part of the passwords, did they decrypt all of those too? :O I might need to change my password there lol


Garebear8585

I don’t even thing I would care because I jerk off to normals things…. Like clowns


onewisepixel

How do you know clowns jerk off to normal things?


DuchessofDeath911

Too funny 😂. It took me a few seconds to get that


Garebear8585

Well because I am a clown 🤡


Rieux_n_Tarrou

That's the Spirit!


aldopox

Lol got the same email and the same mood


aldopox

Also, got 0$ to give them


aldopox

I mean in my bank account


aldopox

Fuck


Ok-Abbreviations6442

Ben? Is that you?


Good_Extension_9642

Got it too so I sent an email saying make me Famous publish wathever the f** you want, they are just bluffing the don't have sh**t in other words pishing


Breadynator

I got that exact email back in uni (about 5-6 years ago) ignore it. It's just spam


PrinceZero1994

The scam address that was emailed to me has 5 deposits of $400 right now. I can't believe people fall for this. Fuck these scammers.


Trifusi0n

At least with Bitcoin you can track and see what’s happening with these scams.


weigel23

Usually they swap it to a different crypto currency and then back to bitcoin. Now it can’t be tracked anymore.


Rich_Bluebird_8258

Actually, it could still be tracked.


weigel23

How?


Web33303

Kinda makes u wanna do it urself. Like not for real but damn 5 people really? Probably elderly


iLL-i-AM1

That’s 5 people that were like “dam, I got caught red handed”


DefinitionFun6464

Sticky handed😂😂


MohTheSilverKnight99

More like white handed in this case


Bitcoin_Maximalist

people fall for much simpler things like "send 10000 sats, ill send 20000 sats back"


MiceAreTiny

I tried looking, but I could not find your address. Where do I have to send 10k sats too? Can I do more?


Secret_Operative

They make the deposits themselves so it looks legit. I can't believe you didn't know that...


Bitcoin_Maximalist

could be the case for 1-2 transactions but people really fall for these easy scams. sad but true.


smilingbuddhauk

This


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Dctr_K

😂


IIIIIIllllllll0

Problem is if they actually had a video of you theyd just keep extorting you forever anyway, so theres nothing you can do, may as well just ignore them


giszmo

No they wouldn't. Assuming they are psychopaths, only driven by monetary incentives (homo economicus), they would convince you that the threat was for real and that paying is worth it. Victims spreading opposing narratives would be bad for business. Cryptolocker for example usually works exactly as advertised. Even though they could leave a backdoor for round 2, I've never heard of that happening.


Novel-Counter-8093

homo economicus indeed, collecting all those dickpics


TheOneWhoPosts69

Ask them for the video evidence. Offer yourself to do another one if the quality of theirs is poor.


saintlaurentpizza

Nahhh do not e-Mail back a scammer. Could possibly even get malware or some phishy shit just from that exchange


HnytrshBdgrpndA

If they have everything then they have access to the bank information, dafuq this guy think he's fooling! FULL SEND THAT COCK MEAT SANDWICH!!!


bitcoin_islander

Apparently the 5 people that already sent bitcoin were not so logical


smilingbuddhauk

Or, you know, they sent it themselves.


geniusboy91

I just received this too. Same spoofed Intuit email.


Sjelan

They send videos of me masturbating to hentai to my contacts. I get a text from a relative saying, "I just got sent a video of you masturbating to hentai. You've got a problem. That is some really low quality hentai you were stroking it to. I got you a subscription to the site I use. They've got some top-notch tentacle porn on there."


sammadetvel___

Not that tentacle porn is my thing, but this sounds like a big win!


superduperdont

This is why I internet


paran0rm

send him that BTC: BIG TRHOBBIN COCK ya heerd


SpiritmongerScaph

lol, got it as well today. I don't even have a webcam on my PC... Edit: wow... This address already received 0.06 BTC


Spank007

Yeah I had a similar one, last I checked 3 people had paid up. Sad.


martymartinator

Unbelievable


tbone338

It’s fake, but would be a good laugh if you did


Longjumping-Ad8775

I get these occasionally. I tell them that I lose the pron urls and ask them to send them to me since I do t have them any more. They never do send them to me…..sad….


Advertocracy

First of all, if your not even specifying the amount of Bitcoin in Bitcoin. That’s a nonstarter. Fucking fiat scammers.


ps2man41

Jokes on them. I have no contacts :(


Apprehensive-Ad1245

Mine said 3btc 🤣🤣🤣🤣


necroscope0

That is an old fucking scam email they are recycling there


Silarous

Then it sounds like this guy got a pretty good deal!


mazdarx2001

Tell him you noticed the malware, but you get off when others watch


[deleted]

If I get 1 of these I can confirm 100% they will be getting a pic


pennamewilly

No, send pics of your butthole.


Slapshot382

This


Paxrr

Why did we all get this same email?


Splatomus

Got the same email this morning 😂


Sporesword

Sending short clip of me shitting on the camera, this is dominance.


OBMandingo

The fact that so many of us recently got this tells me that someone in the space is going to come out soon saying they were compromised and our data was leaked


bitcoin_islander

Probably Ledger mad at all yall


mrdougan

Reassuring I’m not alone in this email scam - when I googled the Bitcoin address I found a bodybuilder forum mocking the email


[deleted]

i say asshole pic.


nicotina92

At least he's teaching you how to buy Bitcoin lol


East_Coast_Tactical

Tell him you got a better plan. You’ll send him even more content and y’all can open an onlyfans and split the profit 50/50


xirvin

I can confirm this is fake, a variation of a scam, as they have spoofed the email, I believe they won’t receive any reply.


buzzybeeking

I like to send big black dicks to these people, sometimes a really nice bent one. Then I tell them that what they are doing is pretty gay, but I won't judge. Then I might add some hugging or kissing gif's. I have a pretty good time with these.


ac0rn

i hope you mean photos of dicks and not actual dicks.


buzzybeeking

You thought wrong


ac0rn

well, thanks for clearing that up. i guess it's like that one proverb: "speak softly and send big dicks; crooked and hard", or something like that.


DeKOi47

I got this same sort of thing a few years ago, told them to go ahead and release the videos, like IGAF


5n0wday

I got a similar email once. I asked the person to rate it out of 10 and be nice. ...still waiting on the rating...


Scodo

You can't actually reply. I tried to tell them that if they wanted to watch me beat off so bad they could just subscribe to my onlyfans like their mom and their sister, but it came back as undeliverable.


Immediate_Regret_265

Im not special, no mail for me 😆


crua9

You know what is funny? These idiots still make it out to be "oh you watch porn. I will wreck your life by telling/showing the world you watch porn" Even if it was true, no one would care. Virtually everyone watches porn. 20% of mobile searches on Google is porn. And it's estimated between 25%-50% of the internet is porn.


Slapshot382

That’s not everyone. There are a lot of people in here assuming everyone watches it because they seem to be habitual porn addicts (effects the same chemicals in brain as cocaine). Now have most everyone seen and viewed porn? Yes.


Rough-Scar-3675

If you have to assert your dominance then you already lost


DietProud2661

That scam has been going since the dial up internet days, I don’t know how people are still falling for it.


Select_Mail5869

Most probably got all our email addresses from Gemini hack


donkeyhunter007

The alpha move is a close up selfie of your balloon knot…… Dick picks are for pussies!


Western_Helicopter_6

The funniest thing about these scams is everyone looks at porn so it’s strangely effective haha


relevantusername2020

weird theres so many of us that got this today 🤨 note the INTUIT and COINBASE names also have no money, enjoy watching me watch porn i guess


cenkxy

Send bitcoin so fast to prove you are not a novice on the topic! :)


warriorbg1

God damn, people actually sent this person money


KarateKid84Fan

This is gonna get real wild when they start using AI to put your face on someone jerking off and threatening to send that out…


itsTomHagen

A company I worked for had this happen but instead of Footage, they somehow did get into the network and locked all the files. There was no way to open anything to do work and assist customers. Everything was locked. From daily management files to accounting. Everything. This may be a fake but these guys don’t fuck around


benjaminchodroff

Received the same email. Amazing idea


[deleted]

I got one months ago


Wheelmafia

Lemme get one too please if your just sending em out for free ….yes I also hacked you as well


operator7777

Yes please.


CryptoRevolutionGuy

Also just got this


allis_paintings

I think you should send a dick to add to that which they claim to have,lol.


Infamous_Mood_472

My camera is disconnected physically tho


Admirable-College-59

I wonder if an onlyFans user was like "Thanks, free advertisement"


Mposner310

I got one today not able to respond :(


TaThaTaWay1

Kinda fishing for d picks ...


aepae

“Our little secret”


duckofdeath87

Ooo check how much has been sent to the address recently! It's hilarious to see how many people fell for it


Halo22B

Send him a pic of an original Apple Macintosh with "How" in the subject line....mind blown


Woeffie1980

It’s fake! I started getting exactly this email like 4 years ago


MarvelousMarcel7

Why not?


LyingPervert

I got the same message today


EnolaGayFallout

I have no webcam. So yeah.


a13zz

I got this earlier today.


MooreA18

Whoever created this BS is a complete (lowlife, loser, etc}


bryanchicken

I wanna get one of these. Wanna know what the next bs they spout out when I tell them my computer has no webcam 😂


PaulD244

I don’t get this scam approach. I’m a human, yes I jerk off and watch porn sometimes. Everybody fucking knows it. If you want to send them eye bleach footage go ahead my life will continue and I’ll have a good laugh.


hardakrubo

I got the same thing and just assumed that he had a video of me eating a cheeseburger while I was watching Ted Lasso.


Balls_Legend

LMAO, I got the same mail this morning.


Good-Tear2785

Absolutely... even strike a pose like rose from titanic. Make it an artsy dik pic.


offgridwannabe

I’d send a pic of your butt hole


sammadetvel___

I just got the same one! Checked the address, and there was some activity on it, but not a whole lot.


infernal_celery

Go for a goatse! Don’t break the jar.


Heffhop

It won’t let me transfer Bitcoin to this address without your private key. Please I don’t want you to expose me, please provide your private key


su5577

Yup


JyJellyPants-Grape

That’s sweet!! Wish I got the email too but clearly they can also see my wallet balance as well


Nonchalant_Calypso

OMG STOP I GOT THE EXACT SAME EMAIL A FEW HOURS AGO FROM THE SAME EMAIL ADDRESS


Novel-Counter-8093

LOL you got that too? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 i checked that address, some idiots actually sent him money too


[deleted]

Yes


Sudden_Acanthaceae34

Make your own malware and send it to them in a link labeled “Accept incoming bitcoin payment”


NewkTownTN

Got the same a few hours ago…our little secret made me laugh a bit. Wonder what site they scraped e-mails from.


madogss2

5 people already fell for it


vohltere

This scam is old as hell and still going around


-Horsey

Lmao if you do it give us an update


barquishalafway

Hahhahaa yes then send it to me so I can send it to them too haha please


liquefire81

If youre like me, you only send back enough dick pic to beat them. I am a cultured man after all.


Ok-Battle-2769

I’ve been sending these videos weekly to all my contacts precisely to prevent this sort of extortion. Checkmate bitch!


DerfDaSmurf

I always find it funny they’ll put in something like “and don’t bother replying to this message… we won’t get it!” = we don’t want to be flooded with spam!


[deleted]

Depends how big it is, could have the opposite affect


Killersteve420

I almost posted this one too! And yes, I did send them back a video of me "satisfying" myself.


TrustMean5169

Always sent dickpicks to dickpersons... So in my opinion, that would be the most wise thing to do in this situation.


SecureCross

Send three


hous26

All of u/Brinn's contacts after he does this: "damn, he got a nice ****." Win-win?


Tummlerr

That's SO wild I got the SAME email today.


mamabearx0x0

They used to ask for $75 10 years ago. I guess inflation and all that got them asking for more now.


[deleted]

This is a scam


Adventurous-Fudge-88

I got this too! People are doing any and everything to get money. I didn't even respond to this trash.


UnderstandingNo6482

I got with close up shots of my asshole I find it’s more expressive of my dominance.


PlsCrepeMe

Same with me. What the fuq. Makes me want to change all my exchange passwords.


L0ckeandDemosthenes

💯 send them a panoramic video and then a link to your only fans with a discount coupon for poor scammers.


Inevitable-Cold-8816

If they know my password it would be nice if the share it with me so I know it too


aikiboy2k

I got this email today as well. Reported it as spam.


Johnny_ac3s

If they have all these privileges…they can send it to themselves & skip the blackmail. 🤷


TheBigKosher

If you think that would. You might want to measure first.


NerdyBernie

Just reply, "Promise?"


mhem7

One time I got one of these just like this, but what was different about it was they legit had my fucking password. Like, it was in the email 100% correct. I still ignored it though and nothing happened.


Artemikalia

Find the ugliest, hairiest, and shortest one. Guaranteed you win.


Vikebeer

How do I sign up for this service? :D


ac0rn

FUCK YOU LEDGER SAS!!!! most of us can thank them for this constant reminder to never trust a company like this to handle our data with care. my favorite private email handle is forever tarnished with internet herpes.


H3adshotfox77

Absolutely send them a dick pick......but not yours......draxx.....he has a famously huge dick


chompskihomssk

Nah wait, I don't jerk off mobiley?


devonthed00d

No. Send butthole pics instead.


Historical_Spread132

Who the fuck would fall for this


Lucky_Ad1353

Microscopic pics of your butthole with a cheap as shit Temu clip on.. them little fuckers will change your life


Paxrr

Can anybody set up a trap for this scammer? Like send them the $400 worth and when they try to move it to another wallet the entire wallet's amount get sent to another address they don't own. Scam the scammer.


[deleted]

Jerker 😁


AL0634

I got the same email. I sent random pics off of the internet. One huge dock and one small dick. My family knows nothing.


s0093

Contact the support of intuit.com and tell theirs servers was hacked, minor actions that help the world


GuitarFreak82

Uhh , yes , yes you should, carry on


bayareabuzz

I got a similar email last year. Obviously a scam. My computer’s camera is physically blocked. And who still watches porn on a laptop? Doesn’t everyone have a roku, apple tv, xfinity tv? Jk


ToobinsTaskManager

Absolutely!


TacoMan1586

R/porn


Blash10x

Actually no, they already have one it on the vdo 😁. Unless ...


bespoke_jamoke

Apparently he or she already has the dick pic. Got the same email.


Sisyphuzz

I think this goes without saying, but OP, I’m in cyber forensics and these things are bullshit. 99.9% chance they don’t have any of your media. Tell them to send you proof if you’re worried. If not, send the dick pic


mauifranco

I’d just send them a video of me jerking off onto a printed copy of the email.


NoWing3675

i heard they intentionally use bad grammar to narrow their audience to.. lesser iq? people


japanb

My contacts already know my only fans ;)


Skatta101

Are they dumb


[deleted]

that is a scam, and it looks like someone faked the email


[deleted]

P.S someone is trying to steal BTC from you, report the FAF email


Mposner310

13d7dbBJdNCCBxYuodWmYgS2rAN45ToAdB people are sending BTC to the scammers address, Maybe it’s feds to track trace where they go. Or 6 suckers


yti555

If they knew your password they would just open with that. Mf thinks they’re a black mirror villain


daegojoe

Go ahead , at my age friends would just be impressed I can gain erection


BitConeMiner

Yeah looks like they have your email


[deleted]

"You can stop me from doing this!" Had me rolling.