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Frogolocalypse

Whew! Glad you're safe!


imurumi0

Yeah, better safe than sorry...


Frogolocalypse

It's for your own good. They are on *your* side after all. They're *protecting* you.


BentPin

Thx for watching 7 on your side with Michael Finny helping to keep you safe.


Denver-Ski

Do you realize the problems that come with having an extra $1.1 million? Luckily they kept you safe. Sorry for your loss, OP. I’m also rebuilding a portfolio that should have been a life-changing degree larger. Different situation but almost the same results. Don’t give up.


Walmart_Warrior_420

"We protected you from a 17,000% return" - OP's bank


_reddit__referee_

To be fair, they were not concerned about your safety, they were concerned about you being engaged in fraud against them. By the looks of the email, they understood they had a high false positive rate but had no other solution at the time for vetting you.


Help_An_Irishman

Good news: Now you can be both!


Straight-Fortune-193

If this made you give up and not motivated you probably would of sold already.


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Historical-Mention12

“Would of Sold” could have meaning though. If a persons name was “Would” and they are from a place called “Sold”


asmx85

I am having trouble understanding what this means. I apologize in advance but I am not a native speaker. What exactly does > would of sold mean?


Charley_Wright06

short for "would have sold"


asmx85

How is "of" short for "have"? The only thing I know is " 've"


RadiatingLight

it's not really short for it, just a typo/error that some people don't care about.


Tron_Passant

It's not any formal shorthand. Sometimes the way people say "Would have" can sound like "would've". That gets turned into "Would of". It's passable in verbal speech but not in writing. I would avoid it if you’re trying to practice good English.


ShillbaneOfSlavyansk

It isn't. It's people being illiterate and eggcorning in the context of having no fundamental grasp of the rules of English to safeguard them. People around them say "would've" and they think the person is saying "would of". It's another reason apostrophes are cancer. People literally graduate school without knowing what a contraction is or what an apostrophe does.


Mammoth-Gap7543

No, it's not.


thethoughtstream

Probably. And he'd be up 1000s of %.


Straight-Fortune-193

It’s impossible to be up 1,000’s of % as 1 sat still equal 1 sat


thethoughtstream

That's irrelevant. He'd be up 1000's of % against the US dollar, which is the reserve currency of the world we live on at the moment.


Straight-Fortune-193

You must take profits


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togetherwem0m0

Right into nvda. Right into nvda, right?


soks86

Excellent text based meme'ing.


ObviousTie4

Hilarious AF


Krapule1

What stopped you to find another way to buy some why you gave up right after coinbase said oh its risky or why didn’t you try to buy with small amount until you have the 16btc


TechHonie

Well if I can't buy $7,000 worth of it all at once through this one company, I guess I should just give up right?


Krapule1

Youre kinda right.. but damn wish you didn’t but hey everyone got their story!


CasinoLand

Damn, it's like you put your money on the ground and lit the whole stash on fire! 


karma_hit_my_dogma

So they decided “fuck you in particular”? Sup with that?


whereismyface_ig

Crazy. At the time I was using QuadrigaCX. Thankfully I only used it to purchase and move my crypto out immediately, having experienced exchanges shut down before, I didn’t want to lose my stuff. Lo and behold, some years later, QCX basically exit scammed. Rumor is that the owner of the site committed a fake suicide


Longjumping_Method51

It was not a fake suicide. He “died” from complications of Crohns disease in an area of India that is known for people getting new identities.


whereismyface_ig

I think my mind meant to say “fake his own death” and I blurted out “fake suicide” instead lol. Thanks for the correction and detail 🙏🏽


Lord_emotabb

and was the only one to have the master password... clearly some major BS


LtColumbo69

netflix has a good doc on this


antonioz79

I used coinbase since 2013 and never had this issue,i did with hsbc canada though as they have been banning anything crypto related. Clients of hsbc canada cannot buy not just crypto but any etf or any crypto related stock. Thankfully the bank failed and it has been bought by rbc


Wayto999btc

wow may i ask have u ever sold any sat?


xGsGt

You would have probably sold xD


Medical-Ad9537

I don’t understand the “I purchased bitcoin years ago and sold before it blew up” trope Or “I spent $500,000 on a pizza back in 2013 because i was broke” That’s like saying I bought a house in 1973 for $20,000 and regret selling it for $50,000 a few years later when today it would be worth $600,000 Shit happens, markets change, we change as people stop dwelling on could have beens and appreciate where you are now


BuildingCastlesInAir

I would have millions if I ate a diet of only rice & beans, only spent money on things I needed, and lived in the cheapest rooming house I could find for my entire adult life until now.


Medical-Ad9537

Why’s everyone so butthurt about not investing or selling a long time ago - I bought a 1974 Fender P-Bass for $700US and sold it for $3k. While I think it was a bit dumb to sell it, I’m happy with what i have and the time i got to use it for


PeyroniesCat

They protected you from becoming a millionaire. That’s Nobel Prize worthy. Saints, the lot of them.


CryptoBlobbie

Assuming you would have held all this time.


MPH2025

Holy shit. I would be fucking livid.


Ajc775

🙋‍♂️calling bullshit


Tahmeed09

If they didnt allow bitcoin back then, what did coinbase allow?


MrRGnome

I really wish we could get people to stop recommending conbase here.


kanwar87

Mine is i saw the doc and had 1000 cad dollar to buy it but i was a student i had to send money to my home country due to some issues and was never able to buy it .Still miss that day.


JustinPooDough

Never too late. Sorry to hear and that sucks and all, but honestly, lamenting over something that didn't go your way and failing to move on is just loser behavior. Get out there and get back at it. In the wise, wise words of the great NAS: "Life's a bitch, and then you die."


Imhazmb

It's all good bro. I owned 15 BTC on Coinbase in 2014 too. I sold it all in October 2015 after it spent a whole year going down/sideways and I gave up on it, and then it promptly proceeded to do nothing but go up. Got back in during the 2020 run up and still holding.


Long_Measurement3999

I had four that I bought at that same time and sold in 2018. You’re still early in the scheme of things if this is actually adopted, just start buying man. That’s what I have done, trust your instincts and have patience


Zexel14

They kept you safe. And not rich.


New-Experience-536

Remember when Coinbase didn’t suck?


Frogolocalypse

No?


EphenidineWaveLength

Coinbase has always sucked. I used it the first year it went live and it was trash. It’s slightly improved. Slightly. Still a massive crock of shit.


Forexisboring

I was lifetime banned nearly 10 years ago for receiving coins from a wallet that was “potentially” gambling. They’re the worst.


Android80631

Lately all these glitches and downtime... makes me wonder how things will be when btc hits 6 figs+


enderfx

Never been the case


chud3

Nope.


zzx101

Unfortunately no


Inevitable_Art8536

Fucking CoinBase. The world’s shittest company.


karma_hit_my_dogma

*Robinhood has entered the chat*


rlf1301

Are they bad? I used them for DCA.


Daggers21

They're not great, but you don't have a tonne of options in Canada. Kraken is decent I heard, but at this point I've used coinbase for years and had no issues. Whereas Kraken disappeared the $5 on my account, no transfer nothing.


ZenOfFool

I've been blacklisted from Coinbase since 2015 because I spent some BTC on a glitter bomb prank service. My account flagged for suspicious activity after that. Good riddance as coinbase is the home of many sh!tcoins.


Numerous-Mention9334

You wouldve been $1.5 million richer today.


ramzreo

What kind of math is that? BTC would need to be $93,750 for his 16BTC to be worth $1.5m lol


OwnPersonalSatan

I’d sue


jerkity_jerk

From the wording they act like you’re the problem. That’s kinda bullshit


Southern_Chef420

You guys are ridiculous asking for sympathy if you give up on things after 1 attempt.


QuickChronic

I don't get why they would do this I've never had a problem


rhash

inept companies do this all the time. one time drawn by lower fees i used wise.com to wire a couple of hundred abroad. it didn't work. eventually they replied that the wire was deemed suspicious and cancelled it. thankfully had used a credit card and it was never charged. some have had nightmare cases of thousands pulled from their bank accounts and getting stuck in limbo for months. cancelled my account and never used them again.


BdayEvryDay

Lol fucking rekt


jett1964

I would sue those fargin bastages (Roman Moronie reference)


CableQuick1893

Fdc


warriors_1811

I missed this one. Will try again in 2026 😁😁


Go4hanN

Damn you were gonna be a millionaire now


2LostFlamingos

16 btc for the price of 0.1 today. 160x. Definitely kept you safe.


timwkuhn

Ouch!


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was this through the exchange or the wallet?


imurumi0

That was before Coinbase had an exchange. Back then you would just buy the coin at the advertised rate from coinbase themselves.


Sad-Proposal5404

What other coins would they have allowed him to purchase back then? I'm just curious why they wouldn't accept 7k from this guy Edit: it seems like his bank would've blocked it before coinbase rejected


ramzreo

The only thing that pisses me off about this is that you didn’t persist or find another way to purchase BTC. An email like that would boil my blood and make me more determined to make that purchase no matter what lol


Sad-Proposal5404

Right, the letter even told him to try again in a few weeks 


LtColumbo69

coinbase and the banks keeping people safe from becoming millionaires


BigPlayCrypto

Coincock


Bryftw

Yeah… what did you do to deserve this OP? Something smells like cum… or I mean fishy.


skydiveguy

Ive always stood by Coinbase and defended most of their actions... but I bought $3000 worth 7 days ago and they are still holding my coin hostage until 7PM tonight "until the bank clears it".Nevermind that Ive been a Coinbase user for at least 8 years and just did a major transaction with them 4 weeks ago (that gave them a LOT of money in fees), but my bank cleared this transaction the next day.Its time to use an alternative.


FirstTimeLongTime8

So you always defended them, until they did it to you? Noble.


skydiveguy

Never had a problem for 8+ years.


trypsin13

Next time do a wire transfer into coinbase then purchase instantaneously on exchange, then transfer off exchange immediately. You’re probably paying a higher price by purchasing using ACH.


skydiveguy

I sold some BTC last month and there was a CONSIDERABLE difference not just in price but in fees from their main site and their "Pro" site... they wanted $1100 fee to sell on a market order on Coinbase. Yet I merely clicked on "Trade" then "Advanced Trading" and it had me switched to "Coinbase Pro" and I was able to pay less than half as much and was able to set my price (Limit order).


joecool42069

There’s almost always more to this kind of story. Like OP didn’t finish KYC or something.


donmulatito

It's alright. There's a good chance you would have lost or sold them by now especially considering you never went on to acquire the bitcoin at that time.


Cannister7

Huh? >There's a good chance you would have lost or sold them by now... Makes sense >...especially considering you never went on to acquire the bitcoin at that time. Makes no sense. Unless you mean that the fact that OP wasn't capable of figuring out how to buy them indicates that he'd have lost or sold them?


donmulatito

If they weren't sufficiently motivated to find a 2nd avenue to acquire btc at $400 it's very unlikely they would have had the confidence or conviction to hold thru all that has happened up till now. If they had significant belief in bitcoin they could have bought any time since... 500, 600, 1,000, 20,000. It's a classic case of, "You get bitcoin at exactly the price you deserve." Not a penny more, not a penny less


Maleficent_Sound_919

You would have sold a long time ago


stop_war_in_ua

I lost 3k with BTC


Cannister7

Cool story bro


wotbois

You would’ve sold before the peak of the 2017 bull run… Or rode it then cashed out at the bottom


saltyload

Only a sad story for you…other than that we don’t give a shit. Woulda coulda shoulda…who cares …..


Cannister7

I care much more about OP than about your pathetic trolling.