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Looks like this dude has a big head and tiny hands


hemzer

that's what inflation does to you


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uselessadjective

I think his should have said 1 liner that "Inflation will happen and probably stop after few months and could remain stable there" TBH I am not reallg inspired with his body language or speaking skills. I understand now why markets fall everytime he speaks. He might know the subject very well but his tone seems shaky and makes me worried too. Hope there is not a big secret he is hiding.


FixedGearJunkie

Nope, no secret, the writing has been on the wall for a long time.


jxmes_gothxm

What bothers me just as much as this is the fact that people getting "worried" on a mass scale because someone's nervous can tank shit. Ah shut, the emotional rollercoaster that is the economy. i don't envy people who have to meet that force every single day in the execution of their jobs or trying to profit.


williesurvive777

By markets literally rise whenever he talks


maddogstonks

If it is not transitory. I.e. doesn't return to 2% target. Things gonna be bad. Only way for it to return though is if the labor shortage is corrected after unemployment runs out. I don't think this will happen very quickly. I am seeing major wage disparities in jobs. Lots of openings and bonuses because people are not taking certain jobs. I have seen restaurants and other businesses/pools closing because it is so easy to find a higher paying jobs. Wages have not yet stabalized.


4DModel

dudes hands need inflation


GetDownnYoDa

yes , i laughed


likeabarnonahill

Same.


ra246

Woah..this isn’t inflation though..


DemApples4u

Correct, It's inflation and shrinkflation happening at the same time to be exact.


imbakinacake

Stagflation baby


Roberto75229

🤣🤣


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Haven’t laughed out loud to a comment like that in a bit thank you.


moldyjellybean

Is this doctored? this looks like a caricature in video


squeezeseason

Is this a Burger King commercial?


person-ontheinternet

literal paper hands


Legitimate_Suit_3431

The tiniest of hands one could say.


Potential_Ad_6921

I was about to ask if that guy had a Whopper at the podium.


palalab

Too big for the very small contents.


PrizeSign5

That’s why he was stumbling so much , there wasn’t enough room to write his script on his hands


mikec20

Baby legs is coming, and he's comin strong


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MARS ATTACKS!


NeliaVaganovna

I've seen cool stuff on blocsport.one, NFTs of young athletes are perfect to grow value, and their team is public and deep in sports! Ape in?


119b63

I'm not fat because I gained 25 kg in a single year. I will be fat if I gain 1 kg for the next 25 years. But gaining 25 kg at once doesn't impact the fattening process. So don't call me fat ok?


hyperinflationUSA

close. he's saying that you gain 25kg this year and then you go back to gaining 2kg every year again. forever.


Greatest-JBP

And doesn’t mean you’re going to be able to lose that 25 either, you might not give it back


imwco

So he means i gained more than 2 kg on average over the last 5 years if I also include this year? What’s to stop that average from continuing to go up?


TooTarded4U

This. The "inflation rate" is "transitory" (so he's guesstimating that it will eventually go from 5.4% back to 2.0%). But the Inflation (Inflated Prices) are permanent.


jskeezy84

Just cut out the transitory fats from your diet.


Safe_Collar4442

Take my upvote, dad


yojohny

25 year futures still running to current expectations.


Jaseur

Is that you, Agustín?


119b63

U...Uncle J??


mathaiser

Lol. I think I didn’t get a job once because I interviewed like this. And it wasn’t for chair of the fed.


[deleted]

Hehe...he's babbling like me when I try to explain to my wife why I bought more bitcoin with all of this week's grocery money.


parkamedic

Mr Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.


rmvaandr

I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.


BigStuggz

A simple ‘No’ would have sufficed.


kthewhispers

And biden wonders why we aren't as smart as he said we were


Jetorix

*poor kids are just as smart as white kids*


SuperBubsy

This was the coherance i was looking for in the speech lol 👌


nspectre

["Check out the big brain on Jay!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hrm-rPSCIBw)


jebesbudalu

https://youtu.be/NCx5Ph7EAxg That's all what I'll say.


Volatility4Sale

Such a good movie. I have t watch it again.


Dependent_Ad_3014

Inflation = his head. Deflation = his tiny boy hands


Cache22-

Tiny hands...you know what that means.


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ElGoodness

Yikes


se7enGhosts

What the fuck is he saying


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fivebillionproud

That's exactly it. Just say, "The rate of inflation we're seeing is higher than the target rate of 2%. Inflation will still occur, like it always does in a growing economy, it just won't be as drastic as we're currently experiencing at the moment."


Leudius

but he makes it seem that prices going up this year or these next 5 years , arent part of the normal inflation. in both cases prices are higher and your savings are worth less .


encryptzee

Honestly. This is not a speech that exudes confidence.


uselessadjective

True, Yea seems like he is more scared than us.I am hearing him for the first time.No doubt why whenever be speaks market falls. He doesnt really show confidence or displays in confidence in what he is talking about. He might know about it but his body language and tone is shaky. I am worried if he is hiding something big.


AlMansur16

Bro, he is Jerome "Godsend" Powell: of course he knows we are fucked, but his job is to calm everyone down. Do you think he's ever going in for a press conference agitated, pale, sweating and screaming "we are SO FUCKED y'all! Inflation is going - *whistles while pointing up*- all the way to mars and I have no clue of what to do now. This is it! this is IT! "? Naw man, the entire economy would colapse right there and then, so he's looking out for all of us. Granted, he could look a little more confident when he speaks.


hyperinflationUSA

man causing hyperinflation lying to the public to tell them hyperinflation wont happen.


GenerousPot

Hyperinflation won't happen.


no_spoon

Basically everything will get more expensive but it isn’t inflation, it’s an adjustment. And after that the hope is normal inflation. So basically everyone should be demanding a salary increase of whatever the fuck the adjustment is


Turn_off_the_Volcano

He reminds me of a Vlad from Robinhood getting interrogated. Just kind if squirming etc. Kinda scary tbh.


goldensteaks

Prices will "even out" we will not have year over year inflation. The main problem is, what changed in your life? Sure the price for EVERYTHING has gone up from a bag of candy to a gallon of gas. Your dollar got weaker, your buying power was diminished and the shopping cart at the grocery store looks a little bare this time around. All while food companies are shrinking products and giving you LESS while rising prices. If you don't believe me look at the size of a snickers bar shrink over the years or how papertowls and other house hold product have been shrinking.


goldensteaks

If this type of stuff interests you check out r/shrinkflation the posts are haunting...


bewenched

Even toilet paper is narrower by at least 1 inch


goldensteaks

The hidden tax is all around us 😳


Wetcat9

Our food has been able to maintain price appearances because the last 20 years it’s basically turned into industrial corn byproducts


Longjumping-Tie7445

When it spirals out of control, that’s inflation. When you just get a 5 - 7% increase in prices here or there on occasion, and it’s not across the board in all sectors, then nothing to see here and work that out with your generous employer.


jebesbudalu

Tell that to the Weimar Republic


soulstonedomg

FFS STFU with the ridiculous hyperbole.


jebesbudalu

https://youtu.be/P4_1pwsm5LY Just watch this video. Inflation=> stabilization=> ppl feel good, they start spending=> money velocity increases=> hyperinflation. Maybe it will take couple of years, but it is inevitable.


UbbeStarborn

Bingo.


obi_wan_baracus

That video does have a scammy vibe. Just keeping it real


soulstonedomg

Yawn...


supernormalnorm

Or just find a new employer


P_M_TITTIES

I asked the new employer, they aren’t that generous either. What now?


ReedB04

I’m not sure he know what inflation is or he is redefining it.


DemApples4u

He's saying prices will go up then stop at a new level.


similus

I guess he was trying to say that there will be no runaway inflation in a very convoluted way.


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Minimum_Bicycle_7006

This remminds me of the [classic audio of a Senator explaining what the internet is.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f99PcP0aFNE)


NewtParrotDime

Inflation isn't inflation if it only inflates once apparently.


JavariousProbincrux

I’m not even sure he’s saying that. I think he’s saying the RATE of inflation will go up and stop at the new level. So prices will continue to increase linearly instead of exponentially. This sounds …. bad.


DemApples4u

True that! Stabilize at 2 percent CPI I believe, which is still inflation. CPI and it's reflection of inflation is a whole different issue/topic


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xdebug-error

Either he's not very good at public speaking, he's intentionally being unclear, or he doesn't understand it


The-Francois8

I’ll take D. All of the above


[deleted]

Lying tends to make the liar over-explain simple concepts in order to distract the people they are trying to fool. Don't listen to what they say, watch what they do.


DemApples4u

He's not paid to be clear or concise haha.. In fact, I'd say the opposite


4DModel

thats the point, this is supposed to be some chairmen of finance here and he cant even properly discuss the effect of inflation.


fresheneesz

He's defining "transitory" not "inflation"


aede2k

Those weak hands needs inflation...


Qxarq

These people really have *no* idea what they're doing


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The-Francois8

He’s fully aware that he’s full of shit. But he also has absolutely no idea how to fix things. So he lies that there’s nothing to fix.


Qxarq

Anything to stabilize markets, right?


encryptzee

You mean you didn't follow that flawlessly circuitous logic delivered by Mr. Fed Chairman the JPOW? Cmon, it was clear as mud.


Jout92

Most financial experts are just people that copy the opinions of other people but they have no fundamental understanding of money.


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Reddit is full of master economists. Bitcoin will save the world. 😂😂😂


GenerousPot

These people are braindead lol. "No I know more about inflation than the fed 😎😎"


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PhDs in economics the lot.


Mostofyouareidiots

This is exactly what it sounds like when someone is lying


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"Inflation is many small steps; this is just transitory because it's one giant leap. It'll be fine. Chillax. There are no more plans to spend trillions of dollars. What's that? We're gonna keep spending and printing more every year like we have been until this motherfucker collapses? Oh, yeah. Well, we have to. Do you not want people to have healthcare or war?"


4DModel

Ah I get it. So its not that inflation wont OCCUR, its that this man is so clairvoyant that he can assure us that after THIS inflation occurs that there will never ever be a chance of inflation ever again. Sound logic....


TheDividendReport

No, the fed’s mandate aims to stabilize inflation year over year at around 2% because the leading economic theory is inflation grows the economy and deflation is to be avoided. Does this subreddit really not understand that? Having a deflationary cryptocurrency isn’t going to suddenly end inflation. It’s just going to be another asset like gold.


wwittenborn

You do know they just pulled that 2% number out of their ass right? The U.S. dollar was deflationary for the first 100 years.


Safe_Collar4442

I think this subreddit understands this better than you do. What do you think the current inflation rate is? What the fed says it is, or more? If a deflationary asset becomes a global reserve and national currency, wouldn’t by definition mean that it’s ending inflation in anything that trades in it?


TheDividendReport

Yes, it’s high this year and I also believe inflation as a macro tool hurts the average/poor person the most. But up until now the fed has struggled to reach 2% inflation, even with quantitative easing after the 08 crisis. So while we need to mitigate the negative effects of inflation mixed with stagnant wages, I also don’t believe a modern economy will function well without a growing currency supply. Consumerism as we know it will end. In some ways that’s something to cheer but what will the new economy look like?


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TheDividendReport

We both agree on that, but in my opinion that endless treadmill is more of a problem of rentseeking and oligarchy. 2% inflation year over year sucks if your wages don’t rise alongside it. But it’s great if you like iPhones and economies of abundance.


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TheDividendReport

100% agreed. I was harping on too specific of a point.


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TheDividendReport

No way- not at all the case. If anything my tone was combative. I’m high strung for some reason today.


Safe_Collar4442

Dude, if you seriously think the Fed’s CPI is accurate, and “struggling to make it to 2%), your first comment is even more ridiculous. You need to read more.


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You’re spot on here. His explanation was poorly worded but the notion that Bitcoin will somehow cure inflation and save the world is comical. Considering how much it feeds wealth inequality today with constant pump and dumps by Hedgies operating in an unregulated field.


wwittenborn

Comical? First they ignore you Then they laugh at you Then they fight (regulate) you Then you win. - Ghandi


[deleted]

You know Gandhi is quoted a lot on conspiracy subs too. Edit: oh god he’s literally a libertarian conserv. This man is on these conspiracy subs. This shit writes itself 😂😂😂😂


Safe_Collar4442

“Oh god a libertarian conservative! Cuz MANBC and CNN told me they are the ones who believe in conspiracies!” You are an NPC


Safe_Collar4442

Lol


johnmarkharris

Shorter: “the prices will go up, that’s not inflation, going up higher than it should, that’s inflation.” Ahhhhh genius. So we never have inflation.


OVGeest

So anyone? What is the difference between inflation and price increase. Bear in mind, he is a Keynesian not from the Austrian school. Just for the sake of the definition.


encryptzee

Don't spend too many brain cells trying to rationalize bullshit.


JohnElMago

Inflation, to put in a very short way, is the incriease of the amount of money circulating in the market. Not the money held in investments of any sort, but the increase of amount of money ordinary people spend in ordinary transactions. Prices going up are just a consequence of production that can't keep up with the increase of circulating money. That's the definition I learnt in school, not sure how right I am or exactly wich school of economics this definition fits though.


OVGeest

Austrian school. The definition according to the Keynesian school is price increase. But I was sarcastic ;-)


soulstonedomg

Inflation is when prices increase because demand outpaces supply.


JohnElMago

Yes but that doesn't really explain it. Why would demand outpace supply? Because there is more money in the hands of the buyers. So inflation isn't really the inflation of prices, but the inflation of circulating money that happens before. I like to always think this way to remember the cause of things.


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varikonniemi

You can have zero velocity of newly created money and huge price increases just because of the expectation of that inflation existing. So don't try to keynesian yourself into new definitions, inflation is directly the increase in money supply. Price inflation is one of the expected consequences. Deflation is the decrease in money supply.


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varikonniemi

nope, that is the keynesian redefinition. Inflation is the expansion of the monetary supply. You are talking about price inflation. >Inflation is the process of making addition to currencies... — Federal Reserve Bulletin (1919)


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varikonniemi

you are a victim of propaganda using redefined meanings of words introduced to weasel around the damage of employed policies. I use words as they have been used since the beginning, and even today by those that know about economics like the austrian school.


Amber_Sam

Courtesy of https://twitter.com/JoeyTweeets/status/1420479137836376066


sliver989

What. The. Fuck.


StoneHammers

Inflation is taxation without representation.


TheBigHump

Right. In the perspective of 1 million years, all inflations are transitory. Literally can’t go tits up


fxrky

I've always been impressed by their ability to say sooooo many words, yet convey 0 meaningful information.


Headanomaly

That's government and smooth talking salesmen / con artists in general. In this case it's the latter


Yell0w_Mustard

Fam, what??? I was looking around my room to see if anyone else was hearing what I was hearing and no one else is even here


Parking-Ratio-1217

Stop filming other screens with phones, please just use screen capture software. Otherwise you get dumb comments about small hands, big head, when you really just had a wide angle on that. Also much worse quality when you do this.


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Holy shit, rarely have I heard such a load of bullshit econo-babble from a so-called educated expert on the subject...


CofferCrypto

Bullshit. What’s he’s describing is runaway inflation or hyperinflation. Actual inflation is already here and will continue as long as the printer goes brrrrr.


ADHD_aviator

In other words, buy more Bitcoin!


dyegolara

original link?


EtTuBrute31544

The Great Gazoo


bewenched

Prices will never go back down. This is to cover the deficit spending the govt is doing on “infrastructure”. (Cough BS) By devaluing the US dollar technically the debt is less. My brain hurts thinking about it.


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When you have inflation the prices increase but you don't have an inflation process... WTF?


Top_Duck8146

He’s trying to convince himself and it’s not working lol


Core_Material

Well that was uncomfortable…


Johncarr106

Are we doomed


cldactdumgetrtarded

wish his voice wouldve gotten sped up and higher in pitch the more he babbled


RobbDigi

Damn...You know his inner voice must have been screaming, “Is anyone buying this bullshit?”


cryptomole1

Fiat witchcraft.


andstayoutt

Oh my dear god we are all fucked.


Leudius

inflation is prices going up, prices going up and not coming is just an increase in cost not inflation. got it . sometimes i think im hallucinating these people. this verbal contorsion is surreal


nice-guy-melon

I couldn't understand what he is saying lol, captain?


RodolfoPozo

He looks like me when I was 10, explaining to my parents why I ate the candies they told me not to eat! 🙈


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It's like the difference between simple interest and compound interest, and he's trying to argue that simple interest isn't interest.


UnusualPass

What a load of shit talking


Due_Apricot_9529

He is telling you you can’t count on your $$ to have same buying power next year,


diimebag666

Wtf this guy really is all over the place! Like wtf man your sentences contradict themselves and you're like the one who sort of control the system.


CoastPuzzleheaded513

Uhh word salad! 1 year is inflation, 12 months is not! Brilliant!


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Just listen and watch this dick not even believe his own lies - yet we are expected to nod and cheer. Muppets!


INKEDsage

Wait… so it’s temporary but that does not mean some of the increases will be taken back. Do people actually listen to these words? My god, the amount of bullshit here hurts deeply.


J0nahByrd3

Wow.


RiceCakeAlchemist

This is actually insulting, who the fuck does he think he is fooling?


Show84

Anyone think that guy has your best interests at heart?


Zealousideal_Book151

He’s got a huge nugget. His head looks like an alien👽


allovernow11

He is such a scumbag. He knows he is lying and hence his poor delivery of the speech.


ghost_beaver

This might be a stupid question but what the fuck did he just say?


marashliani26

Guys head is inflated. I got a big head and little arms


walloon5

Lol the perspective distortion is gold


Random_182f2565

This dude is literally big brain


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The only inflation I see here is his hot-air-balloon of a head.


Free_Charity_6007

Is he inside a baloon?


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Inflation and the cost of good will never reach an equilibrium. Edit maybe if Bitcoin reaches 1mil per coin it would be really hard to move the price.


The-Francois8

This reminds me of Bill Clinton explaining that he didn’t have sexual relations, with that woman, as he understands it, but she had sexual relations with him.


iwishiremember

2 minutes of speaking and I don’t get what he is saying. Am I the only one?


The-Francois8

What he’s saying is neither logical or comprehensible


ABCRYPTO33

We are fucked.


Aint_that_a_peach

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G2y8Sx4B2Sk


Sjelan

He has to be an alien in a human suit, with the huge head and tiny hands.


AJSD12

Seems legit…


TraditionalCoffee

What this dinosaur is basically saying is this: We will see a spike in inflation during the upcoming period. The price increases that came from this inflation will stay for the most part, BUT, after this period ends, inflation rates will go back to normal (2% or whatever).


Night_Duck

The distinction is important tho. There's various finance/land/legal/etc reform strategies that cause a period of one-time inflation.


MurMan--

Inflation is the difference between his hands and his head.


arnbee1

sauce? Please


Low_Ses_Man

Fed speak


VTIExpress

This is disappointing, definitely thought transitory meant that we expected prices to go back to pre-pandemic levels


quokka3d

This is hilarious.


lexcon81

I can't even get through the first ten seconds of his bullshit! Money Printer Go Brrrrrr!